[Comprehensive Martial Arts] The system forced me to secondary school

Chu Liuxiang only steals from others, when has he ever suffered such grievances?Of course, a hairpin is nothing, but the young man stole it in front of him. He smiled flamboyantly, the bandit commander was open-minded, and he was not very angry, but he suddenly understood that he had stolen it from Jin Banhua back then. When he stole the beauty of white jade, what was the state of mind of that Young Master Jin?

Holding his hair in one hand, he drank the porridge, then looked up, and the four girls were covering their faces and laughing.

He was worried about them, but they teamed up with outsiders to cheat him?This made him even more angry than stealing the hairpin face to face.

Chu Liuxiang didn't say a word, just drank the porridge with a straight face, waiting for someone to coax her.

The hairpin on Lin Mo's head is relatively rich, so he used to help Chu Liuxiang comb her hair, and he pulled out a relatively clean one and inserted it for him, and then tied it with a hair tie.The Bandit Commander was still the handsome Bandit Commander. Although there were a few strands of messy hair hanging down his temples, he didn't look in a mess, instead he gave him a sense of dissoluteness.

"Angry?" Lin Mo tugged at his sleeve: "Okay, okay, it's our fault, isn't it okay?"

Chu Liuxiang stirred the porridge with a spoon, and said calmly: "How dare I be angry with the girl? After all, my IQ is only seven years old. If the girl gets annoyed and leaves me behind, wouldn't an idiot like me starve to death outside? "

Rongrong covered her mouth and sniggered, and said with a brisk voice, "Sister Mo still doesn't understand our Young Master Chu's temper, the more you coax him, the more excited he becomes, let me see, even if Young Master Chu is really an idiot, he will never He will starve to death, just with this face, some people want to support him!"

Song Tian'er said: "In my opinion, it's better to be silly, and you can feel at ease at home."

Before Chu Liuxiang had time to put on a more angry look, he just uttered a gasp when he was about to say something, and quietly stretched out a hand under his ribs, before he had time to make trouble, he grabbed him and made a sneak attack in the opposite direction, sweet The son was afraid of tickling, so he giggled when he was scratched, and shouted: "Okay, okay, please forgive me, I won't dare to do it again next time, ouch."

Chu Liuxiang said: "None of you can run away today. You laughed at me just now, and now you all come back." Then, he stretched out his hands to Rongrong and Hongxiu. Lin Mo sat far away and survived for the time being, but She took precautions and quietly let out a dull light. She was pitiful and handsome, but was restrained again, and no itchy flesh on her body was let go.

After frolicking for a while, and finally finished his breakfast, Chu Liuxiang said, "What did that kid write on the paper, and you all rushed out after reading it?" This was also what he was most curious about. After a hasty scan, there are only a few lines.

Lin Mo said: "The one I saw was written by Rongrong. She told me to come out quickly and don't take you. What did you write on that one that surprised you so much?"

Li Hongxiu said: "Do you know that 20 years ago, who was the most attractive man in the world to girls?" When she said this, her eyes seemed to have their own consciousness, like a door opened in front of her. On the other side of the door are the dreams of all the girls in the world.

Of course Lin Mo didn't know, all she knew was that if she were to comment on who is the most attractive man in the world to girls, then she would definitely vote for Chu Liuxiang.

Chu Liuxiang said, "Yulang Jiangfeng."

When Jiang Feng was still alive, there were rumors that no girl could resist Jiang Feng's light smile, that smile was the spring breeze that thawed the ice, the warm sun that urged the peach blossoms to bloom, and the green stream on the high mountain... …

Lin Mo listened to Li Hongxiu's long and graceful praise, and tried his best to imitate the face of the legendary Yulang.

Li Hongxiu blushed slightly: "I met Jiang Feng once when I was four or five years old. Although I have forgotten what he looks like, I will always remember the feeling of being amazed."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "It's really amazing. Our red-sleeve girl's heart sprouted at the age of four or five. It seems that the title of the world's most beautiful man is really well-deserved."

Li Hongxiu continued: "That piece of paper says that he is the son of Yulang Jiang Feng, and he wants to ask me for help with a trivial matter."

Song Tian'er said: "Would you like to help me? Who wouldn't want to see what the son of the legendary most beautiful man in the world looks like?"

A handsome young man in his [-]th or [-]th year smiled lazily at you, and begged you to stand by a small stall for a while, saying that he made a bet with someone on whether he could steal something from the Bandit Commander, he thought Give it a try, who can refuse such a trivial request?

Instead of refusing, they cooperated very much. They even congratulated the boy after his success and laughed at the victim, Chu Xiangshuai.

I'm old in the rivers and lakes, but I was planted in the hands of a fledgling boy, is it shameful?

Chu Liuxiang didn't feel ashamed, but was very interested in this witty young man.

It is extremely difficult for a child with low martial arts to steal something from a famous senior who is famous for his lightness kung fu, but he did it with ease. , This requires not only ingenuity and courage, but also a full grasp of people's hearts.

As if the heavens were going to grant him, in the evening, when they were about to go back to the boat, they unexpectedly saw this boy again outside the city.

He was making love to a one-eyed old man.

It's the kind of mutual affection in the literal sense, white saliva coming and going in the middle of the road, so lively.

This scene was very impactful. Lin Mo was walking in front, but when his saliva was flying, he swished to the back.

She was not obsessed with cleanliness. When she was short of money, she could sleep on a straw mat for three months. She ran all over the street with a bucket of excrement, and occasionally got a little filth stuck on her body, and she could calm down and pretend that she didn't notice it.It’s not good now, the comfortable life has passed for a long time, and the ability to resist dirt has come back. I can change clothes three times a day, and I can’t bear the smell of sweat. Later, in Wudang Mountains, in order to escape, seven or eight big men took off their pants and urinated on her. , This made her psychological endurance even more fragile, the crystal white saliva seemed to grow small wings automatically, and flew towards her with a whistling sound.

The spittle war came to an end, the young man was triumphant, and flaunted to the old man: "Evil gambler, you have lost the second round, you are willing to bet and admit defeat!"

The old man said harshly: "Fuck you! Come fight me for another [-] rounds!"

The boy raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to renege on your debt?"

The old man said: "Repudiation? I, Xuanyuan Sanguang, have done everything in my life, but I have not reneged! Don't leave, boy, I... Bah! You shameless boy sneak attack! I... I will beat you to death!"

Seeing that Wendou was about to turn into a martial fight, Chu Liuxiang flew to mediate between the two, risking being spit in the face, and pulled them away. It was only then that they knew the boy's name.

Jiang Xiaoyu, the evil gambler Xuanyuan Sanguang called him Xiaoyuer.

"Don't ask me for your jade hairpin. I pawned it. I pawned it for 30 taels of silver. I spent ten taels of silver for dinner. I tipped five taels of silver. There are still 15 taels left. I'll treat you to a drink."

"That's right, he is one of the top ten villains, a vicious gambler who likes to drag others to gamble with others. He was kicked out of the casino just now, and he almost lost his pants. Fortunately, he met me, alas, He dragged me to bet with him again, or he would take off my pants, do you think he would be shameless?"

"Just bet. I'm the smartest person in the world. Are you still afraid of him? Didn't you just pass by? It's so interesting to steal something from the thief commander. He wants to start at night, but I don't, I will Try it during the day."

"Of course I recognize you. The year before last at Throwing Cup Villa, I saw you break into a girl's bedroom under the moonlight, and you were beaten out..."

Xiao Yu'er is very talkative, especially after drinking, his cheeks are flushed, and he looks even more chic and cute, but no matter how chic and cute he is, judging by his record, there is absolutely no girl who is willing to talk to him.

Not only did he not talk to him, but he would sit further away when he had no intention of approaching.

Xiao Yu'er was very satisfied with this, and drank the wine more and more happily, even the hair on his head was stained with joy.

When he left, the sky was covered with stars, and the night wind was blowing comfortably.

Chu Liuxiang liked this wanton young man very much, and when they parted, he asked him if he had a place to go, and if there was no place to live, his boat would stop nearby.

Xiao Yuer bared his teeth and said with a grin: "How can there be no place to go? The world is so big, my house is everywhere, the sky is the quilt, the ground is the bed, where you fall, you can lie down."

Lin Mo said: "You drink a lot, and you will get sick if you sleep outside."

Xiao Yu'er said: "This aunt..."

The word aunt gave Lin Mo a heart attack, but her heart attack was early, Xiao Yu'er continued: "Do you know that a man's drinking capacity is often affected by the women around him, if he is surrounded by a beautiful woman, then This man must be ecstasy, and he will pour three glasses. If he is as ugly as a yaksha, he must be a hero of the world. If you don't believe me, look at this handsome bandit. "

Xiao Yu'er still thought the fire wasn't strong enough, and continued: "In front of you aunts, even if you throw me into King Zhou's wine pool, I will definitely not get drunk, hahahaha..."

What he said was very effective. If he hadn't walked fast, he would have been beaten almost.

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On the three-masted boat, Lin Mo was quietly drinking to soothe his sorrows.

No woman would be in a good mood if she was pointed at her nose and scolded as old and ugly. Rongrong and the others were twenty-eight years old, and they didn't care about it. They washed up and went to sleep after scolding. Lin Mo was different from them. She's 30 years old and has a million dots of age anxiety.

In the mirror is a face as bright and beautiful as a peony, as white as a jade wall, with pink cheeks, like peach blossoms in spring.

The system once said that in this world, her time is static, even if it takes another ten or twenty years, her face will not change a little.

Lin Mo didn't believe it, she clearly saw the subtle wrinkles around her eyes in the mirror, and when she looked closely, the dark circles under her eyes seemed to be a bit heavy too, um... recently, she has been eating and drinking too much, and her face seems to have gained a lot of weight.

Am I really old and ugly and narcissistic enough to not notice?

Actually it’s okay, right?It's not ugly, is it?

The bottle of cocktail was empty, she sat on the deck and looked up at the sky, then laughed at herself, how she would fall to the point where she lost her heart because of someone else's two jokes, it's really...

The shoulders were heavy, and the cloak fell on her shoulders.

Chu Liuxiang sat down beside her, and the night breeze brought a burst of tulips.

"Didn't you say you were asleep? Why are you drinking here?"

Lin Mo said: "You don't understand. I call it social sleep. I slept, but I didn't sleep completely. I mainly want to be alone for a while."

Chu Liuxiang savored the words "social sleep", her eyes fell on the mirror beside her, and a smile appeared on her lips: "Xiao Yu'er's words are indeed a little too much, but they are not unreasonable."

Lin Mo turned his face to the side, wanting to hear the reason.

"A man's drinking capacity will indeed be affected by the women around him. This is true, but I think that when a man drinks, the more beautiful the women around him are, the less he dares to get drunk, because he is afraid that being drunk will make him drink. The carefully crafted mask crumbles before the beauty."

"Which man doesn't want to make a good impression in front of beauties?"

Lin Mo sneered and said, "That's really hard work for you to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "It's really hard, because the first time I saw you, I was already drunk from the first glass of wine, and I like to be brave."

Lin Mo covered his face, and knew it without looking, it must be red: "No wonder Bandit Shuai is so attractive to girls."

"What about you?" Chu Liuxiang asked in a low voice, "Do you like it?"

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