[Comprehensive Martial Arts] The system forced me to secondary school

The accident happened so fast that even Chu Liuxiang didn't react to it.He was very confident in his lightness skills, and he was sure that the sound of himself falling on the roof tiles would never be louder than the sound of leaves falling into the soil.

So the question is, how did this woman find out?Why did he rush in impatiently when he heard the word "watch the sword" and catch the sword with his bare hands in such an awkward position?

He couldn't move, could it be acupuncture?

No, the acupoints didn't feel sealed, he was just pure and unable to move.

Yan Tieshan's eyes were bigger than copper bells, and she stumbled over and exclaimed: "Chu Liuxiang!" Then she carefully admired his heroic posture kneeling on the ground, and said with a laugh: "How about it, our lady Lin How is Xia's swordsmanship?"

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou came out from the side door of the room, looked at Chu Liuxiang who was kneeling motionless, and looked at the dagger hanging above his head, for a moment they lost the ability to organize words.

Especially Huamanlou, he could smell the faint fragrance of tulips, and he could feel that handsome Chu Xiang was kneeling on the ground, but it was hard to understand what kind of power made him complete this embarrassing yet embarrassing task. move.

Lu Xiaofeng asked suspiciously: "Chu Xiangshuai is trying to... take the sword with empty hands?"

The problem is that what Lin Mo stabbed was a dagger!It's still a long way from Heshi's hand!

Picked up a lonely?

Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly and said, "I also want to know what I'm doing."

"Silence?" Lu Xiaofeng looked at Lin Mo

Lin Mo hesitated to take the dagger back, and the skill was released. Chu Liuxiang found that the mysterious power controlling her had disappeared, and was about to stand up, but she was caught off guard and said again: "Look at the sword!"

Plop, plop, plop!

This time it was a three-in-a-row kneeling.

Good guy, Lin Mo has learned a lot, how can he still play like this when he is 100% empty-handed?Not only hard control, but also group attack?

This skill is too awesome, anyone who wants to kneel has to kneel, it doesn't make sense at all!

After all, Yan Tieshan was getting old, and she couldn't stand the bang on her knees. He finally knew why Chu Liuxiang had a hellish expression just now.

"Is this... swordsmanship?"

He looks like witchcraft.

Lin Mo said: "Yes... right."

Hua Manlou said: "No matter what it is, can you let us get up first?"

Lin Mo blushed and felt as if he would withdraw the dagger.

Lu Xiaofeng stood up and jumped on the spot twice, looking at his hands in disbelief.Originally, he was very curious about Chu Liuxiang. It is said that this handsome thief loves to make friends, drink alcohol, and likes beautiful women. He steals his heart more than stealing things. I don’t know how many girls in boudoirs are holding their scriptures and standing under the windows of moonlit nights. with his presence.

Lu Xiaofeng felt that he and Chu Liuxiang should be friends by nature, but it's a pity that the two prodigal sons were wandering around and had no fate to meet each other. Tonight was a good opportunity to meet each other, but Lu Xiaofeng was obviously more curious about "empty hands to empty swords", even Chu Liuxiang didn't Fragrant.

"Momo, come again, try if you can use this trick to deal with me alone!"

Chu Liuxiang actually stood by and watched, his curiosity was no less than Lu Xiaofeng's.

Lin Mo: "Look at the sword!"

Lu Xiaofeng knelt straight, his palms together were like swatting mosquitoes.

"It's amazing, what kind of move is this?"

Lin Mo retracted the dagger, "This trick is called 100% being caught empty-handed. As you can see, it can be pointed at, and it seems to be able to attack in groups."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "It's amazing kung fu. It subdues people but doesn't hurt them. It's interesting, really interesting."

Lin Mo glanced at him: "As expected of a bandit commander, he has a really good attitude. It's fun to be like this. I can't do it. If I were you, I would cry out loud."

Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose, smiled and said, "Miss Lin is like a fairy, no matter where she goes, no one will make her cry."

Lin Mo: "..."

She finally knew why it was said that Chu Xiangshuai was good at stealing girls' hearts. It seemed that seductiveness was his passive skill, which had no cooldown and could be triggered at any time.

"Ye Mingzhu, are you still stealing it?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Ye Mingzhu is guarded by a beauty, how dare Chu get involved?"

"I'm relieved." Lin Mo stretched out his hand to Yan Tieshan and said, "Thank you."

Yan Tieshan immediately presented a box full of silver bills. According to the market value, 1 taels of gold can be exchanged for 80 taels of silver.

80 taels, enough for Lin Mo to pick dung into her next life. She happily turned around and hugged the box in her arms, with tears of excitement in her eyes: "Boss Yan, you are really a good person."

Yan Tieshan smiled kindly and honestly.

Chu Liuxiang was also laughing, beautifully and provocatively: "Chu is leaving." After speaking, he stepped over the window and was about to step away on the moon.

"Look at the sword!" The skill was activated.

Chu Liuxiang was surprised to find that her body flew back upside down, plopped and knelt down, clasping her hands together like white blades.

After being shocked, he laughed and said: "If Miss Lin wants to keep Chu, all she needs to do is tell her. Even if my leg is broken, I have to crawl back to find the girl, so I don't need to look at the sword."

Lu Xiaofeng's hands are tightening, originally he thought he would become friends with Chu Liuxiang, but now he just wants to imprint his fist on Bandit Commander's eyes.

He suddenly discovered that if a man becomes jealous, his heart is no bigger than that of a girl.

Fortunately, Lin Mo's ability to resist teasing is also 100%. The tragic experience of the sisters in the lower bunk is still vivid in his mind. The mouths of men are all deceitful ghosts.

"Do you know who I am?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "I would like to hear the details."

"I'm a fast catcher." Lin Mo said with a smile, "Catch a thief, one merit for the six gates, and a reward of ten taels of silver."

Chu Liuxiang: "..." The smile gradually disappeared.

"Wait for this matter, come with me. I will arrange a cell facing south for you in the Prison of the Ministry of Punishment."

"By the way, tell Xiangshuai that the burglary was caught on the spot, and according to the laws of the Song Dynasty, he must stay for at least ten years."

Chu Liuxiang held back for a long time, then sighed and said, "What a fairy who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, why did she get into the eyes of money?"

Lu Xiaofeng gloated and laughed like Lu Xiaoji: "No matter who owes tens of millions of taels, they will get into the money."

Chu Liuxiang froze, Boss Yan called her Miss Lin, and Lu Xiaofeng called her Momo, so the combination is...

He was surprised: "You are Lin Mo? Lin Mo who smashed the river embankment for thirty miles with one sword?"

No wonder he has practiced such incomprehensible swordsmanship!

Lin Mo covered her face, and quickly forgot about this terrible record, but after thinking about it, her fame had already exchanged 80 taels of silver for her, and she might be able to exchange for more.

Her eyes were suddenly brighter than the stars in the sky: "Am I so famous? What does the world say about me?"

Chu Liuxiang said: "Swordsmanship is the first, beauty is the second." Chu Liuxiang swallowed the second half of the sentence - mentally, she is not normal, she loves picking shit, according to eyewitnesses, she gets up before dawn every day and goes door-to-door Collecting Yexiang, with a happy smile on his face...

"Miss Lin, can you let me go? Even if the girl doesn't use the sword, Chu will willingly bow down under the girl's pomegranate skirt."

Lin Mo blushed, she couldn't bear it any longer, she turned to Lu Xiaofeng and said, "Tell him."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "We still have things to do, and we may have to wrong Xiangshuai in the next few days." Then he blinked and said with a smile: "I must have tried Xiangshuai just now, no matter how much you run, as long as you As soon as you look at the sword, you can't help but run back to catch the sword with your bare hands."

"I think, Xiangshuai probably doesn't want to be taken away like a grasshopper, right?"

Lin Mo imagined it for a moment, she looked at the sword, Chu Liuxiang knelt down to catch the white blade, she walked forward a few steps, looked at the sword again, Chu Liuxiang jumped over and knelt down to catch the white blade... The picture was so beautiful that she couldn't help laughing .

What can Chu Liuxiang say, he can only admit his failure, anyway, the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice can't lock him up, it's better than being a grasshopper all the way.

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The child's time has long passed, and the night is still awake, and the people are quiet and the mouse is peeping at the lamp.

Hua Manlou went back to sleep, he always went to bed early, today he really broke through his limit of staying up late.

Few people are not sleepy at this time, except Lin Mo.Traveling through time for more than a year, she didn't go to bed before midnight every night.

It wasn't that she didn't want to sleep, it was that she couldn't sleep. Not only could she not sleep, but she also had a headache. The dark night made her feel flustered and depressed. In the next few days, she wanted to find a doctor to prescribe a tranquilizer, but she suffered from lack of money.

Fortunately, Boss Yan is not short of her candle money.

The bedroom is very bright, and a brighter place can make her insomnia less uncomfortable.

When she went back, she logically asked Lu Xiaofeng for a sip of wine, this is a new sleep aid method she discovered, it is always easy to fall asleep when drunk.

Chu Liuxiang watched her leaving back, smiled at Lu Xiaofeng, "I thought you were a couple."

Lu Xiaofeng said coldly: "I like her very much, but I will never be a couple with her in my life, do you know why?"

Chu Liuxiang said, "Oh?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because I am a prodigal son, I am not worthy."

Chu Liuxiang smiled suddenly: "I know what you want to say."

"you know?"

"You just want me to never provoke her."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But you don't know what you need to pay to provoke her. I wonder if you have heard of a disease? People who suffer from this disease are just depressed and unhappy at first, and then suffer from insomnia and can't concentrate. , I will feel inferior, it is difficult to have a normal conversation with people, and finally I am pessimistic, hopeless, and in pain."

Chu Liuxiang said: "You mean, Miss Lin..."

"She is." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Most people can't tell that she has this disease, and I only found out that she was ill recently, so even I don't know how far she has developed."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Are you a doctor?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I am not."

Chu Liuxiang said: "Then you must be a patient, a patient who has had this disease before."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said, "I once had a friend..."

Chu Liuxiang said: "It can't be a friend. If it was a friend, you wouldn't know such details, and you wouldn't understand it so clearly." Chu Liuxiang smiled and said, "Lu Xiaofeng, maybe you don't remember, I met you 17 years ago , at the place of the miracle doctor Zhang Jianzhai."

"You were very different back then than you are now."

……

A beautiful face was reflected in the bronze mirror.

This face is slowly twisting, twisting into a crazy look.

"That bitch! How dare she! How dare she!"

The black comb shattered the bronze mirror.

"Kill her, I don't care whether she is possessed by a ghost or number one in the world, I will definitely kill her!"

Behind her stood a man, an ugly disabled man.

He has no hands, and hangs huge copper balls from his wrists.

His voice was hoarse and ugly.

"As long as it is someone you want to kill, I will do it for you!"

The distorted face in the mirror gradually changed back to Qingcheng's appearance.Not only is she beautiful, but her voice is as beautiful as singing.

"In this world, there are many ways to kill a person. Throughout the ages, there are many peerless masters buried in graves, and most of them did not die from people with higher martial arts than them." She smiled softly Cute: "You must know a lot of ways to kill people, right?"

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The author has something to say:

I am really a fan of Chu Liuxiang, believe me, this stock will become more fragrant as it goes to the back~ After all, they are all people who have witnessed each other's dark history.