[Zhongyingmei] The Spirit Master is backstabbing again

——Known: Non-biological objects can be put into the system backpack by Selina, and the system backpack comes with a time-stop preservation function.

——Conclusion: This ship was directly stored by Selina and thrown into the system backpack for decoration, no problem, right?

That's fine.reasonable.Well-founded.

——It's strange! !

... Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the ship that was about to explode into the sky disappeared out of thin air within two seconds.

This kind of magical development is probably no less abrupt than the "I couldn't write the final battle, so a meteor rain came and killed all the characters" Meteorite Dungeon.

To put it simply, it is: Is this fucking okay? !Is this reasonable? !

The members of the clown gang screaming: "...?"

The Batman who made an emergency landing at the risk: "...?"

Jason with several children in one hand: "...."

The clown who saw this scene through the live broadcast of the drone: "...?"

What the fuck is this system: "...?!"

In the whole scene, the only ones who were really happy were the snow wolf and the three-headed dog, carrying a few children who were still on their backs, happily wagging their tails and spinning around Selinya's feet, "Wow!"

Completely look like the master is awesome!The host is great!The master deserves to be you! 'The righteousness and pride.

——Only they are the real successful dogs now.

Seeing the Q-version cartoon boat icon in the system backpack, and confirming that its explosion countdown has been paused in [item details], Selinya breathed a sigh of relief, and praised the system sincerely: "You did a great job, really It's too powerful."

system:"……"

ah?this?What? !Does this have anything to do with me?

I rely on me, why don't I know that I am so awesome? !

In fact, a backpack with [time-stop function] is probably the basic function that all plug-in systems will have.

Normally, this kind of backpack would be a sharp tool to assist the hosts in their lives.Because it has the fresh-keeping function of [pause time], users can safely use it to store food, medicine, and a large number of daily necessities.

When Celinya bought expired food in the convenience store before, she used the time-stop function of the system backpack to ensure that the low-priced processed food would not expire.

"..." The system still clearly remembers the pain it felt when it saw the host buying impending food—"It's so miserable, the host and her teammates are really miserable, miserable and poor."Fortunately, although the backpack has no outstanding advantages, it is still very useful in such small details! '

But now, the system that used to feel sad only thought: "...Ah?!"

What?Is this how the system backpack is used? !It turned out that he had unnecessary misunderstandings about his sub-attribute function before? !

Does the skill designer know about this? !Do they know that the skills they set can be used in this way? ?

#I can’t understand anything, but I’m really shocked#

#Never imagined roads increased#

"System Operation Activity Record":

On a certain day and night of a certain month in a certain year, without paying attention to the weather, the host once again unearthed a big fucking bug.

He seems to be in danger of compensating props again.

……Pooh!What a bug!

This is an innovative use of the host after flexibly changing his thinking and conducting diversified explorations within a reasonable range!

Worth encouraging!

The host is awesome!

He is also awesome!

It's over!

After the system calmed down, it was finally able to speak normally, "Then what do you plan to do with this ship? Do you need me to eliminate it from the system backpack through the error reporting process?"

"Eliminate? Why do you need to eliminate?" Selinya hugged the children off the wolf's back, and asked in confusion, "Isn't this very good?"

System: "?? But in that case, the system backpack will permanently lack a grid, which is a pity..."

Celinya: "The next time you encounter an enemy like Ultron, just transfer the ship to them."

System: ……… Grass.What you said is so reasonable, I can't even refute it? !Ten seconds was indeed enough time for the host to drop the giant bomb and evacuate!

What a little genius you are? !It turns out that the high-risk npc is actually here to send equipment? !

#Thanks to Mr. Clown for brushing a ship#

#死死病中热起起来，千亲病是我自己#

#Don't worry, the ship you brush will eventually bloom and grow wildly one day, don't worry too much about it#

#What bug is not a bug, this is a new way for the host to make a fortune#

In the dirty and dilapidated warehouse, the clown who is happily preparing for the wonderful fireworks and planning to taunt Batman: "..."

The other members of the clown who stayed in the warehouse with the clown: "..."

The moment Serenya and Jason broke into the cabin, Jason destroyed all the monitoring equipment in the room.This allowed them to capture footage of the deck only by drone.

The stunned members of the Clown Gang shook their guns and stammered, "So, has our big ship been completely wiped out?!"

"Even the explosives are gone?!"

So they worked so hard, running up and down, bombing the boat so much that they couldn't even hear a sound in the end? !

Can this be returned? !Didn't they feel any shopping experience at all? !

And working under the clown's hands, the possibility of the clown reimbursement for their expenses is extremely low... On the contrary, the possibility of scrapping his subordinates on the spot is relatively high.

#The truth they all understand, but the magician embezzles other people's property in public, is the police station going to take care of it? #

Fucking a boat like that! (Although they snatched the Wayne Group's ship,) they also paid for their labor!

#batman!Batman, you were there to witness this scene!Don't you want to properly maintain the safety of other people's property? ! #

The clown sitting on the sofa stared fixedly at this scene for a few seconds, and suddenly laughed loudly, "Hahaha, this is really——wife is so interesting!"

In his interesting little game with the little bat, another group of new players appeared that he hadn't even thought of!

The green man with brilliant eyes came closer to the camera again.

"ticktack, ticktack—"

Hearing the clown's voice coming from his body, the man who was still paralyzed on the ice shivered subconsciously. He fumbled for the communicator from his pocket, "Yes, it's my communicator..."

Although he already knew that the clown treated them all as disposable tools, he still, still didn't have the guts to resist the clown.

On the screen, there is still the nervous pale man's face, "Oh, you have already destroyed the drones around? What a pity, I want to appreciate all this more."

The clown's voice made Jason's muscles tense instantly.

Reflexively, he pulled Selinya behind him.

In the few seconds when the teleportation function was turned on before, Jason, like an obsessive-compulsive disorder, confirmed Selinya's illusion disguise countless times, pinched her wrist with a scarred hand, and repeated through gritted teeth: "Don't make the clown notice who you are - don't make him take any interest in you."

"Congratulations," although the drones were shot down by Jason, and he could only see the situation on the ice through the communicator camera, which disappointed the clown, but he still generously praised the other players in the game, " Especially you, little bat."

The Joker pointed to Batman who had just landed, and congratulated him with a smile, "Obviously, this time——you arrived in time."

"..." Hearing these words, Jason's fingers rattled as he squeezed them.

The memory that had been blurred by death swept over again uncontrollably, entwining Jason like the eye of a storm.

The starting point of Jason's death was that he wanted to find his biological mother.At that time, he had affection for his mother, for the source of his blood, and some... It seems childish and ridiculous expectations now.

Then his biological mother betrayed his news to the clown.

The clown tricked him into that warehouse.

In that warehouse, the clown used a crowbar to break his bones bit by bit.

Jason still remembers the sticky feeling after Robin's uniform was soaked in blood, it was a kind of fishy feeling after the blood of stumps splashed all over his body.

And it's not over yet.

Jason and his biological mother are dumped in a warehouse by the Joker, with a lot—a lot of bombing.

He died in an explosion.

What has Batman ever failed to catch up in time?

… Batman once failed to save his second adopted son, his Robin, his Jason.

In the last few seconds, Jason curled up on the floor with nearly every bone injured, still trying to protect his biological mother from the impact of the explosion.

Jason was still thinking about the figure of Batman that had fallen before his eyes many times.

what.

Just like it is now.

Seeing the black shadow falling in front of him, Jason's clenched fist became tighter.

"By the way, where's the gift I prepared?" The clown searched the screen, complaining unwillingly, "Where's the cute little red bird? Was it left alone on the boat again?"

Creatures cannot be stored in the system backpack.It is also impossible to stay on board.

Selinya's fingers quietly touched the inside pocket of her cloak.

There, a dying red robin was sleeping under the buff of [Card: Phoenix].

Selinya may not understand how many metaphors are behind this robin, but she has always been like this, and she will never ignore the loss of any life.

"Evacuate them." Batman's hoarse voice sounded, ignoring the laughing clown at the other end, and directly cut off the communicator.

Jason let go of the children in his arms. Only then did the frightened children raise their heads tremblingly. Following this movement, the doll he held in his arms was also revealed. ——

Jason's pupils constricted suddenly, he pulled out the clown doll tightly held by the child, and threw it into the air, "...!"

The Batarang and Selinya's Cuscuta Deadly Noose hit them at about the same time.

With the slight sound of the cloth being cut, the thin tubes in the shape of airbags hidden in the two dolls were ejected, and the two ugly dolls that looked like clowns were all shriveled and twisted quickly, floating into the water with dirty and terrifying cracked smiles.

Laughing gas bomb, one of the clown's weapons, is a gas that can make people laugh until they die.Easy to spread, highly toxic.

The expressions of the people present changed almost immediately.

The clown in the warehouse laughed and said to himself, "boom—game~ Easter eggs!"

In any case, Jason didn't want to see the tragedy of [not in time] repeated before his eyes, just like Batman also thought of it.

These two former partners, former father and son, still have a tacit understanding that has been passed down in one continuous line-they immediately went to fish for the laughing gas bomb that was already counting down in five seconds.

...and it has always been like this, regardless of everything.

Laughing gas can stun, paralyze, and even kill those who inhale it.Laughing crazily to the last moment, even in extreme pain, will leave behind a corpse with an exaggerated grin.

But there is one creature that is not affected, and that is Selinia's magic pet.

Snow Wolf roared, bit Jason's hem forcefully and dragged him back.The beast from the ice and snow loosened its invisible collar, jumped up, opened its mouth wide, and swallowed two bombs in its mouth.

Snow wolves have a more straightforward and simple thinking ability than humans.He really—really hated that upright two-legged Jason who would compete with him for his master's attention.Be provocative every time you see each other.

But this is a battle within the nest.

If any enemy outside the lair dared to attack any creature in the group - the snow wolf would never allow it.

He would not allow Selinya to be injured, nor would he allow the hairless two-legged beast to be injured.

If they were attacked by laughing gas at such a close range, it would be enough to destroy most of the body organs of these young children.

However, these two magical creatures brought by Selinya are composed of card elements and do not have any digestive and absorption organs or functions. No matter what they swallow, they have no effect on them.

This, of course, includes laughing gas.

System: #Thanks to Mr. Clown for brushing the dog food No. [-]#

#Wang Wang Team Li Dagong#

Jason who was forcibly pulled back: ...

The system of my whole family was shocked: This is definitely a bug!

Batman:  …

He now seriously suspects that the pet raised by this strange mage has pica.

Selinya: "..." Quickly opened Snow Wolf's mouth to check.

The system tried to comfort her, "You fed them cakes and other desserts before, those things are actually similar to laughing gas bombs to them, they are all objects that disappear after eating—"

"How could it be the same?!" Sailinya spoke to the system in such an angry tone for the first time, "Are you suddenly crazy?? At least the cake is delicious?!"

Laughing gas is not tasty!

After scanning, it was confirmed that, except for the two malicious dolls, there were no dangerous unknown objects on the children and prisoners.

"..." Looking at the human cubs with tears on their faces, Selinya couldn't help but bent down and stroked their hair.

Selinya hated people who would attack the cubs the most.

This will remind her how she fell into the hands of human nobles in the long past.

Hearing Jason's footsteps, Selinya said in a very soft voice, "We came in time, we saved them."

"……Um."

Obviously Batman is still nearby, and obviously the pain and anger caused by the Joker are still burning, but Jason couldn't help but suddenly remembered that when he couldn't speak normally - he could only struggle to use an inarticulate tone Words try to express ideas, but every time, Selina can understand.

Like so many nights, he woke up from a coma and saw Selina come back with the sunrise.

It seemed that she did not come back at sunrise, but because Selina came, so it was dawn.

"No self-introduction?" A familiar voice sounded behind the two of them.Batman's voice.Bruce Wayne's voice.He... his father's voice.

Jason didn't look back, he couldn't do it.

Should he immediately undo the hallucination interference, turn around and say 'hi, long time no see' to them?

"Batman, Nightwing, and—" Jason's voice paused for a long time, and he reached out to hold Selina's wrist, "Robin."

"You'll know who I am."

Someday it will be known - and the Joker will be punished for everything he's done.

One day.

【Teleportation】The skill activates.

They disappeared in front of everyone.

In the dilapidated warehouse, the clown who was still paralyzed on the sofa yawned slowly and said to himself, "I really look forward to what those children will become."

Dying, with organ failure, and even being unable to stand up for the rest of his life, he can only rot like mud on the hospital bed...

Haha, and the original purpose of their trip was to increase, increase, read, and experience with the funding of the Wayne Group.

A group of cuties who think they can change their destiny and yearn for hope——

"Hahahaha." Thinking of Batman seeing such a scene, Joker felt so excited that he wanted to tremble.

So when Batman appeared, the Joker didn't want his subordinates to escape or hide at all. Instead, he looked at the man with a smile, "How is it, little Batman, how do you feel about today's game?"

The clown probed his head, as if looking for something, "Where are the cute little players? Do they like the cute dolls I gave you?"

Ye Yi showed an indescribably complex expression, "..."

Also cute dolls.You've lost everything this time, you know!

No matter what angle they look at, it's impossible for them to tell Joker who disrupted his plan...

...and no one will believe it unless they see it with their own eyes.

If the system is present, he will probably broadcast in the most standard British voice:

#Thanks to Mr. Clown for brushing a ship, dog food No. [-]#

And a friendly reminder to the other party: Next time you can buy more other gifts, rockets are fine, and the host can accept them.

Although not as famous as the British detective Sherlock Holmes, Batman is still one of the best detectives in the world.

When Batman picked up the clown and punched him on the chin, he was still thinking about the magician and her gun fighter teammates just now.

Especially the gun warrior, the characteristics shown are obvious.

His posture of holding the gun and firing the gun is very standard, and he must have undergone some kind of systematic and rigorous training.

He also has very proficient actual combat experience, and it is the experience accumulated in extremely dangerous actual combat.

—Who would have trained him and brought them to Gotham?

The donuts are still lying alone on the dining table at home with a sweet and greasy aroma.

Jason stared at them for a long time, and soon remembered that a few hours ago, before everything happened, Selina relaxedly learned the sentence he once said: "This is the best day of my life——".

Selinya tried to convince him that the good things in his life were definitely not limited to one day.

But Jason remembered that the first time he said this sentence was actually when he participated in the night watch with Batman for the first time.

What happened later was much worse than today.

If his life is a novel, a movie, or even a comic.

Then Jason Todd will probably be an unlikable bridge character, carrying on the glorious past, but not getting the expected acclaim.

So I had no choice but to end it hastily by the screenwriter in an embarrassing situation with no popularity.

Jason heard Selina's footsteps approaching him.

He was silent for about half a century before shrugging his shoulders, his tone could be called flat, "Look, the boat is too heavy."

Jason Todd is that Ship of Theseus.The first nail that was replaced was called 'Death', which took him out of the real world; the second part was called 'Robin'; the third part was called 'Resurrection', he Risen from the dead.

He's been repaired and replaced too many times to be the original Crime Lane boy Bruce brought back.

He is too heavy.Can't float to shore.It can't change back to the original ship.

Selina didn't answer him immediately.

She gently took something out of her pocket and put it in Jason's open palm.

"..."

It was the red robin that was given as a gift by the clown.

Robin, Robin, Robin.

It was tortured to the brink of death, and the sound of a slightly heavier wind could take its life away.

But under the powerful healing ability of [Card: Phoenix], it quickly returned to life

It stayed in Jason's hand with its head tilted for a long time, looking a little aggrieved and puzzled.It didn't turn its head until it was confirmed that it was safe, and rubbed against Jason's fingers pitifully.

The little animal whose tail was trampled endured for a long time before it dared to cry out to someone it trusted.

"Don't worry, I'm watching you," Selinya replied lightly, "I won't let you sink."

【Ding--】

[Sub-quest: A Mockingbird Progress: 4/6]