Brother Ying does not poke the needle

Haruno Sakura sent a text message to Dazai Osamu while going out.

"Osamu Dazai, just wait, I'm here to collect your body!"

It wasn't until he reached Osamu Dazai's floor that he received a reply from the other party.

"Okay~ Thank you very much. By the way, I like clean and beautiful river water."

As a result, Dazai Osamu knocked on the door for a long time but there was no response. Haruno Sakura stood at his door for a while, and then took out Senben from her bag.

The slender Senbon passed through the keyhole, moved slightly, and opened the door with a "click", Haruno Sakura's technique was quite familiar.

After the door was pushed open, the cherry-haired boy frowned, and there was a faint smell of blood in the room.The whole room was dark and the light was very dim.

He raised his hand and turned on the light on one side, and the light suddenly illuminated the whole room, and there was no one in the room.He stood at the door and observed for a while, only to find that there were still a few drops of blood that hadn't completely dried up on the floor in the corner.

Haruno Sakura took a look, then closed the door calmly and walked towards the direction of the blood dripping.

...It seems to be the direction of the room.

On the way to the room, he passed the bathroom. His eyes passed through the half-open bathroom door. There were circles of messy white bandages on the countertop there, and there were a few red spots left on the bandages. Not far away There is also a not-so-sharp blade.

This is the place where the smell of blood is the strongest.

Haruno Sakura paused, looked away and continued walking towards the room.

He opened the door again, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the tall and thin Osamu Dazai hanging in his room, with his head tilted, his legs dangling in the air, and his eyes were blank.

... No matter how you look at it, it is an abrupt and strange picture.

Haruno Sakura didn't pause, and immediately raised Senbon in her hand and cut the sling around his neck. Seeing him fall to the ground with a plop, she couldn't help rubbing her hair speechlessly.

This guy really prepared his own corpse for him to collect...

The devil is still Dazai ruling the devil.

Haruno Sakura stepped forward and lightly kicked Osamu Dazai twice: "Hey, let me collect the corpse."

Dazai closed his eyes and didn't move.

Haruno Sakura raised her eyebrows. He squatted halfway beside Osamu Dazai and stretched out his hand to pinch his chin, forcing him to open his mouth and look at his eyes. Then he took out a small flashlight to shine, and he opened his eyelids again. The light came on Osamu Dazai's pupils flickered for a while and then closed again.

He was clearly here to beat someone up, but why did he suddenly become the one who saved them?

But it doesn't matter, not all ways to save people are gentle.

The unconscious Osamu Dazai was lifted up by Haruno Sakura with one hand, and with his other hand he pressed several places on the boy's chest and abdomen, and then he punched Osamu Dazai's abdomen without hesitation.

Osamu Dazai fell to the wall on one side, his head drooping slightly, and his short hair covered most of his face. He coughed suddenly, clutched his stomach in disgust, and vomited out the medicine he had taken earlier.

"Ahem..." Osamu Dazai retched on the ground, curled his lips in disappointment looking at the medicine on the ground, "I finally found it."

Haruno Sakura crouched in front of him, tilting her head and smiling.

"Is there any more? I'll give you another punch to make you vomit."

Osamu Dazai: ...

The black-haired boy raised his iris-colored eyes and looked at the person in front of him. He reached out and touched his lips: "Didn't you say you came to collect my body?"

"...I would like to, but it's a pity that Zhong also specifically reminded me that even if I beat you, I can't really kill you."

Osamu Dazai snorted, and he glanced at Senbon in Haruno Sakura's hand.

"Is this thing painful to kill? I don't like pain."

Haruno Sakura glanced at Senbon in her hand, then turned her gaze to Dazai's wrist, where the white bandages were tied neatly and beautifully as usual, and the redness seen on the car had disappeared.

"Just like a knife, with only a moment of pain, you can go to heaven. It's a good way to get rid of it."

"...But it still hurts."

"If you're really afraid of pain, don't always use a knife..." Haruno Sakura said, pointing to his wrist, "Isn't it more painful?"

Osamu Dazai followed his hand and glanced at his own wrist, his kite-colored eyes froze slightly.After a while he reached for his neck.

"...It hurts here too."

Haruno Sakura saw all the wounds on his body when he turned into a slug for treatment for the first time.

Osamu Dazai often walks in the night with bandages all over his body. He looks like a freak who likes to wear bandages, but in fact.

There were indeed many wounds on his body, new ones, old ones, and the exaggerated ones made Haruno Sakura directly silent, but in the end he still didn't ask any questions and chose to remain silent.

The red marks on the car could not be an accident, nor could it be an accident to see the brand-new white bandages now, nor could the smell of blood wafting from the house be an accident.Haruno Sakura doesn't understand, but she doesn't intend to say anything, everyone has their own choice.

It's just that he really doesn't understand this suicidal madman who is afraid of pain. Since he is afraid of pain, he does this behavior again and again.

Half of those wounds were caused by others, but the other half was probably inflicted by Osamu Dazai himself.

Chuya also said that Dazai's vitality is stronger than Xiaoqiang's.

……

Haruno Sakura still remembered that she came here to settle accounts with Osamu Dazai, and he was indeed thinking about beating Osamu Dazai, but when he arrived, this person had already made himself into a mess.

Haruno Sakura said, "If I punch you again, I'll heal your neck."

"Help! The conjurer has degenerated into a cursed master and murdered—!"

There was a wail in the room, but unfortunately no one heard it.

Osamu Dazai was punched again by Haruno Sakura, and the sakura-haired boy stuffed something strange into his mouth while punching him down, making him swallow it straight away.

After Osamu Dazai was forced to swallow the medicine, he climbed onto the bed by himself.He put his hands on his abdomen, his black hair was softly pressed against his cheeks, and he lay peacefully on the bed, closing his eyes.

"Can I wait for the god of death to take me away?"

"I think I'll give you another punch next time, let your flesh and blood fly to chat with the god of death."

Osamu Dazai immediately swayed his tail like a mackerel, straightened up and sat up, pointing at Haruno Sakura.

"Are you a doctor? Doctor! Why are you saying such horrible things!"

"Shut up." Haruno Sakura crossed her hands, and made a clear sound between her finger bones, "You bastard who caused my reputation to be ruined among classmates and teachers, you should feel the pain!"

"The only solution for slugs is force."

"Are you, the source of the misunderstanding, qualified to say this?!" Haruno Sakura turned around and left after speaking, "Next time you talk nonsense on purpose, I'll feed you even weirder things."

Osamu Dazai: ...The taste of that thing is really bad.

He pointed again to his neck, which was covered in bandages.

"You've taken all the medicine I've been taking, so why don't you heal the wound on my neck by the way?"

"Ah, I forgot."

Osamu Dazai saw that Haruno Sakura began to bite his fingers again, so he couldn't help taking a few steps back.

... No, he's going to turn into a slug again? !

Recalling the sticky feeling of being covered with slugs, Osamu Dazai gasped, and immediately jumped off the bed with a big step, ready to jump off the building.

"I don't want treatment! Let me suffer!"

"Don't give up the treatment, Dazai-kun."

"—Spiritualism!"

Haruno Sakura grabbed Dazai Osamu's bandage and pulled it, but this guy gave up the bandage on his body directly, and was about to continue jumping off the building.

It's a pity that Haruno Sakura's hands were quick, she lost the bandage and grabbed the opponent's wrist, easily pulling Dazai back from the window.

"...You haven't turned into a slug." Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief.

Haruno Sakura smiled and nodded: "Yes."

"But the slug is treating you," Haruno Sakura nodded to the big light blue slug next to her, "I'm sorry."

The slug had a sweet voice, and turned towards Osamu Dazai: "No trouble, it's a pleasure to fight side by side with Sakura."

Osamu Dazai swallowed his saliva looking at the slug that was almost half the height of Sakura Haruno.

...isn't it? !

Grass!He really hates slugs, no nonsense!

——Slug, don't come here! ! !

***

In the Lupin bar, under the dim light, Osamu Dazai lit the ice in his glass from time to time, complaining.

"So, Haruno slug is more annoying than Chuya slug, he is a slimy and disgusting slug worthy of the name."

Ango Sakaguchi also heard about Haruno Sakura, he looked at Dazai and complained: "He is a magician, and he is more or less a doctor. Wouldn't such a person feel a headache when he meets a 'patient' like you?"

"No, he's too calm."

...It is much harder to fool than in the middle.

"And why do you have a headache, I still have a headache when I see him?! That kind of useful healing technique, in case someone is interested in slugs, catch the slugs to study and reproduce... Hey, Mr. Sen shouldn't be so perverted, right? "

It’s hard to say... As a doctor, Mr. Mori is not as psychological as a doctor than Haruno Sakura, but he is still very interested in healing techniques.

But that pink-haired slug's healing report belongs to Zhongye's task, so he doesn't care.

"...are slugs really that big?"

"Ango—" Dazai would get goosebumps whenever he thought of that light blue slug, "Can you imagine? A slug smaller than an adult tiger clings to you and moves... When will you Injured? I'll take you to feel it!"

Sakaguchi Ango's face darkened: ...It is unnecessary.

"I'm going on a business trip soon, so I don't want this gift."

"Hey~~~" Osamu Dazai became interested. He looked at Ango Sakaguchi with sparkling eyes, and twisted his hands into caterpillars again towards the innocent Ango. Don't miss it, this is a rare experience!"

"Hey, Dazai... don't come here!"

Osamu Dazai: That sentence is really sweet.

When the two were about to twist into a ball, Oda Sakunosuke walked down the stairs outside step by step.

It was raining outside, and his shoulders were a little wet. He paused when he saw the two of them fighting, and before he could ask a question, Osamu Dazai turned his head to greet him.

"Odasaku, come help! Let's give Ango a parting gift before a business trip!"

"Ok?"

Ango Sakaguchi: "Odasaku! I don't want to get injured for no reason and be carried to Haruno-kun. You don't want to make trouble with him."

Ango Sakaguchi still remembers the first time he came to this bar, it was because of two people making trouble together.

Oda Sakunosuke sat down on one side, he ordered a glass of wine and didn't intend to help Dazai trick Ango together.he

He turned around and asked the two people who were still fighting: "Why did you go to Haruno-kun's place when you got hurt?"

"Let Ango feel the charm of slugs!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "I heard that he is still sleeping until now, so he is probably still resting when he goes."

"It seems that a lot of Yokohama's curse spirits were purged last night, and then..." Ango looked at Dazai, "He went to your room again with a knife?"

"Rumor! It's holding a thousand books and a huge slug! He can pick locks!"

"Do you know the Gojo family?"

"The legendary invincible Gojo Satoru?" Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand, sat up straight, and suddenly laughed, "You mean, Haruno Sakura's teacher is Gojo Satoru?"

"Didn't you check it out?"

"I'm busy with other things, and the conjurer has nothing to do with the mission... But the news is good, I don't have to worry that the slugs will fill Mafia and run away."

Oda Sakunosuke was full of question marks, and before he could ask why the slugs ran all over Mafia, Osamu Dazai suddenly looked at him.

"Speaking of which, Odasaku, why do you know that Haruno Slug is still sleeping? Does your work have anything to do with him?"

"Chuya is in charge of Haruno Sakura."

Oda Sakunosuke touched the wine glass sent by the bartender, and said, "Actually, I plan to try new dishes recently."

"..." At the beginning, the bull's head was wrong.

"What do you like besides curry?"

"It's not that I like other dishes, so it's a thank you. I want to try Haruno-kun's favorite red bean ball soup."

Osamu Dazai: ...?