Brother Ying does not poke the needle

"What are you doing?"

"Chop the garlic into small pieces."

Fu Heihui twitched the corners of his mouth: "...What dishes do you want to cook, put it down, we have something to talk about."

Haruno Sakura stopped waving the kitchen knife and stopped in mid-air. He looked at the sweat dripping from his forehead, with a nervous expression, and Fu Heihui, who was posing like a big enemy, was very puzzled.

"I'm just cutting a vegetable? Hui, are you going to teach me how to make the sauce?"

"...Have you forgotten the last time you said you would never enter the kitchen?!"

"This is not a kitchen!"

"I doubt whether your kitchen killer physique will blow up this piece."

Haruno Sakura: ...

As soon as Fu Heihui finished complaining, he was surprised by the young man who suddenly showed a bit of aggrieved expression in front of him.

The cherry-haired boy had long broken hair in front of his forehead, and when he lowered his head to the side, it would block half of his eyes. His hair color and eyes were clear and clean. At this time, he slightly closed his eyes, and put down the knife with a little disappointment.

He pursed his lips, then began to bite his lower lip, grinding his fingertips on the chopping board unwillingly.

The boy is still trying to discuss with Fu Heihui, making the last struggle.

"...I just cut a piece of garlic." Although it seems to be burning oil later.

"It is said that this seasoning tastes very good!"

Fu Heihui shifted his gaze and didn't look at him again: "...you say, I'll come."

He took a light breath and took the knife in his hand.

This guy usually looks like the kind of good student in school, but in fact he is not afraid of anything every day, but now it is good, and he feels wronged if he doesn't touch him.

He didn't feel wronged when he robbed his shikigami, didn't he? !

"never mind."

Haruno Sakura packed up the half-cut garlic, and now she doesn't intend to let Fukuro Megumi cook.

"When Mr. Wujo has an agreement with Yuzhang Yuren, I will ask him what flavor he likes when he is willing to eat super-grade cursed things."

"Then Hui will do it."

Fu Heihui didn't understand...why things turned out like this.Why should he help Knotweed Yuren to make seasoning?Why did the idiot in front of me get into this kind of place? It's a super cursed object, who cares about the smell.

But... In the final analysis, it seems that Haruno Sakura cannot be allowed to cook, after all, it is impossible to predict what the consequences will be.

"Speaking of which, how is your wound?"

"Almost ready."

"Would you like to try this?"

"What is this...poison?"

"How is it possible?! This is my masterpiece, okay! It took a lot of thought to complete the Dabu Pill!"

Haruno Sakura frowned, and very unconvinced, handed the homemade Shiquan Dabu Bingliang Pills to Fu Heihui.

"This is a new taste, the taste has been improved a lot, and it is also very helpful for self-cultivation. It is suitable for you who are injured!"

Fu Heihui moved back slightly, staring at the round and black "Bing Liang Pill" rolling his Adam's apple in front of him, and swallowed.

... This looks more like some kind of terrible poison, the kind that dies in one mouthful.

"Why do you have to show such an expression? I won't harm you, Kei is my very cherished companion!"

"No, it's because of you that I believe that this thing is a great tonic pill, although it's so weird that it looks like a dark dish."

Fu Heihui took the Bingliang pill, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it lightly. The smell was not horrible, but the herbal smell was a bit strong.

Like honey?

"Did you blow up three kitchens by making this?"

"No, none of the kitchens are broken. I did it in the laboratory." The cherry-haired boy frowned and folded his arms around his chest. It was painstaking, but it was really smooth when doing it, and it didn't blow up the lab."

"If you fry the kitchen, it's time to cook."

The boy clasped his hands and started counting: "The first time I was in my apartment, I wanted to make red bean ball soup, but I didn't control the time well and burned the whole pot dry. Later, Zhuma's mother, Aunt Meiqin, invited me to go Their family eats red bean ball soup, Zhuma's brother likes sweets, so Aunt Mikoto is also very good at sweets."

"...The second time it was fried at his house, because I went a little too many times, and I wanted to help, but at that time I hadn't fully grasped the results of my cultivation, and I didn't know much about the things in the kitchen. Pull out the mouth of the gas tank completely."

Fu Heihui: ...Are you really not a terrorist?

"What about the third time?"

"The third time was another bamboo horse's family, ahem, his mother has a nickname 'Red Blood Pepper', she is pretty and is very good at sealing technique. I originally wanted to ask about sealing technique, but later..."

When Haruno Sakura spoke, he suddenly remembered that he still had a few simple sealing techniques to practice.

"What happened next?"

"Hmm..." The young man pondered for a while, and he patted the shoulder of the black-haired young man beside him, his expression extremely distressed, "I made a mistake... I accidentally sealed myself and Aunt Jiuxinna into the airtight jar next to me inside."

"When it came out of the seal...the kitchen was blown up."

Fu Heihui: ...you are really good at tearing down houses.

After recalling his painful history, Haruno Sakura's voice also weakened, and he no longer insisted on doing it himself. He handed the seasoning bag in his hand to Fu Heihui.

"Hui, if you need it, please help me prepare the seasoning and let me feed it to Knotweed!"

I must have been cursed by God of Cooking, otherwise how could such outrageous things happen? !

This new mission is sure to test my willingness to bow my head when I should!People should be able to bend and stretch, the kitchen...can no longer enter!

"Hey? What seasoning do you want to feed me?"

Haruno Sakura raised her head and met a pair of clean brown-gold eyes: ...

Taking advantage of the other party not paying attention, Fu Heihui immediately put away the weird black ball in his hand.

Even if he doesn't die, he will probably faint until he eats so badly.

***

Knotaba Yuhito, a young man with extremely short curly pink hedgehog hair, his physical fitness is extremely high, he is a physical genius that Gojo Satoru once used to fool Haruno Sakura.

Fu Heihui and Wujo Wu sat on one side of the table, and on the other side were Fenmao, both of whom were in extraordinary physical skills.

Two-faced Su Nuo's fingers were placed on the plate, and Haruno Sakura was taking out the seasoning he had prepared in advance from the bag.

Huzi: ...Although Mr. Wutiao has explained it, but this big battle is a bit too exaggerated. What was the bottle of seasoning just now?Squid ink mustard?

By the time everything was taken, the whole table was full.

"...the medical box can't fit so much, can it?"

"That's right, so I went to a nearby supermarket to buy different kinds when you were resting." Sakura Haruno looked at Yuzu Yujin and patted him on the shoulder.

"Student Knotweed, just tell me what flavor you want to eat! Even if you don't have it, Huihui will make it for you!"

Fu Heihui: ...

"Hey? Don't make it so rich, it's just one finger."

Although Knotabagi Yuhito knew the current situation, he was still a little flattered to be given a bunch of condiments for him to choose from so enthusiastically.

After all, just in case.

Maybe this is really the last meal.

He casually chose the honey candy jam that was close to him and handed it to Haruno Sakura.

"That's it."

sweeter.

Haruno Sakura took the honey jam and put it in front of her body, then put her hands on her chest and made a "not" seal.

With a sound of "touch", a puff of smoke dispersed. The young man wore a white chef's hat on his soft cherry hair, with a knife and spoon in his hand, and even his uniform was covered with an apron.

Fu Heihui covered his face, knowing that it was impossible to pass so peacefully.

Gojo Satoru: "Wow——"

Knotweed Youruhito: "...it's pretty pretty."

"yes?!"

Wujo Wujo rubbed his chin: "It feels like a wife|wife."

Don't be kidding, anyone can go the way of wife|wife, only Haruno Sakura can't!He is a full-fledged violent tit at all!

"No problem!" Sakura Haruno clenched her fists, "Here's the sweetest two-faced Nuo claw dessert in the history of 'cooking'!"

"Smelly brat, I'll kill you first when I'm free, chop it into meat sauce and cook it!"

"Snapped--"

Knotweed Youren patted his face, eyes down, and said to the two eyes belonging to the two-faced Su Nuo at the end of the lower eye.

"Don't just run out, this is my body."

"I'm sorry Haruno-san...he occasionally pops up out of nowhere."

Haruno Sakura: ... To be honest, I was surprised.

A strange man's voice suddenly appeared, threatening something...

"But don't worry, I will definitely try my best to suppress him, and I will never let him take my body and hurt you."

When Yuzu Yujin said this, he looked at the person in front of him firmly with his brown eyes, he clenched his fists, and pursed his lips after speaking.

He doesn't know what the ending will be like, but he will do it, move forward firmly and absolutely, even if he will step on thorns and abyss.

If he fails this time, Mr. Wujo will be watching. If he succeeds, the person in front of him will be his classmate in the future. In the future, they will go on missions and learn spells together. Now that he is hated by Su Nuoji, then he It is the person closest to him who is in danger at any time.

"Okay, I believe you." Haruno Sakura said very easily, and he unscrewed the lid of the honey jam.

He watched Yuzu Yuhito resurgent and thought of his own golden-haired bamboo horse, which also became a "container" by accident, and the so-called "evil and malice" were also sealed in his body, but because his own bamboo horse was too nervous, he could now follow it. Jiu Trumpet played ghost hunting together.

Uzumaki Naruto was even able to pull him and Sasuke into the space of the Nine Lamas, and the four of them played double button with cards.

that……

"Student Knotweed, did you suppress the two-faced Su Nuo just now?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Then can you call him out again? Like the one who just spoke!"

Yuzu Yuhito didn't understand, so he cast his eyes on the silver-haired teacher opposite, and said after the other nodded.

"Then I'll try."

Under the brown-gold eyes of Yuzu Yuhito, the two eyes that were tightly closed opened, and they glanced at Haruno Sakura with a murderous look.

"You kid—"

Knotaba Yuhito pinched his chin with both hands.

"Su Nuo, can't you speak softer?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Why did you call me out?!"

"This is Mr. Su Nuo." Haruno Sakura held up the seasoning bottle in her hand, "You also know that we will let Knotweed to eat your other finger, what do you think tastes good with your finger? What advice?"

——"Do you think you are very polite?! I give advice on how to cook myself? Why don't you ask how you want to be killed by me! Ha? Do you want to match the eyes of your teacher and your classmates? The hot blood plus the heart?"

Haruno Sakura automatically ignored the words behind him: "It's impolite to you, but it might make Knotweed-student happy, and you won't lose meat if you ask."

Fu Heihui sighed deeply on the opposite side.

This guy Sakura... is really good at attracting hatred, and the bamboo shoots are too ostentatious.

The eyes under the eyes of Katsuobu Youren, which represent the consciousness of Su Nuo on both sides, closed suddenly, and there was no more voice from the other party.

Knotweed Youruhito: "...he refuses to come out."

"why?"

Yuzu Yujin scratched his head, guessing: "...Maybe it's because he doesn't want to see himself being cooked."

"Wow——" Haruno Sakura's eyes lit up, and he thought of some good idea, "Teacher Wutiao! On the arrangement of the mobile phone camera, how about we record 19 ways of eating Su Nuo's fingers? No, 20 ways, the first one is Original flavor."

"Not bad! Hui, let's see which angle is better. I'll put the phone there."

Fu Heihui: ...Why can't he have a normal classmate and teacher?

"Today, I'm going to serve it with honey jam and crushed ice. I named it 'Iced Sweet Su Nuo Xiao Shou Shou'!"

Fu Heihui: "... goosebumps are about to come out!"

The two-faced Su Nuo who was supposed to have already left opened his eyes again: "Go away! Die! I tell you that you are absolutely finished when I regain my freedom—!"

Knotabazu Yuhito pinched his chin again: "It's been said that your voice is too loud——"

Finally, Fu Heihui found a suitable angle. He stood beside the phone and clicked Start, then walked towards the freezer.Because Haruno Sakura wanted to add some ice to her fingers, she said that it is a pleasure to eat ice now that the weather is too hot.

In short, I hope Mr. Gojo will watch Haruno Sakura, and the house will be safe and sound.

When Fu Heihui came back, he saw a obedient pink hair and a deep-fried silver hair, each with a bottle of honey jam of different flavors crazily squeezed on Su Nuo's fingers, one circle after another, the two colors were mixed together together.

...This is a double dark dish.

Forget it, whatever they want, it’s not me who eats anyway.

"Here's the ice. There are no small ice cubes, only this big one."

"Okay! You put it here."

Fu Hei Hui Yiyan put down the ice cubes he was carrying, and just as he put them down, that slender and beautiful hand clenched his fist and smashed the ice with a "bang bang bang".

Fu Heihui: ...

Haruno Sakura, wearing a chef's hat, had a serious face: "I washed my hands! I'm...well, I'm quite professional."

Fu Heihui glanced over: "...just as long as you are happy."

Knotaba Yuhito raised his head and opened his mouth, and Haruno Sakura took a plate with a poison in the middle and ice cubes and honey jam on the outside, and swallowed it in one gulp.

His throat rolled and he swallowed several times.

When he just finished swallowing, his heartbeat suddenly stopped for a moment, and the curse breath on his body suddenly became stronger.The plate in his hand fell to the ground during his staggering movements, breaking into pieces.

He clutched his chest in pain, black lines had spread on his body and face, and the other two eyes were also opened.

Fu Heihui's wrist was suddenly pulled tightly, half of the original high tension was divided, and he looked at the other party.

At this time, the cherry-haired boy's green eyes widened, his lips were tightly pressed, and he rarely showed a nervous expression.

Fortunately, Knotabagi Youren soon returned to normal again, there were still two tears in his eye sockets, and he spit out his tongue inarticulately.

"Wow - I have eaten so much honey, but I can still taste the terrible taste of this thing!"

"Wow!" Haruno Sakura also became happy, he let go of Hui's hand, and wrapped his arms around Hui's shoulder, "Youren is so reliable!"

Fu Heihui was also happy at first, but now he was shaking him numbly, but he still couldn't break free, so he just nodded.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

...And why did you suddenly call him "Yu Ren" on your own initiative?