Brother Ying does not poke the needle

Fu Heisher was thrown out by the guards before he sat on the stone bench to warm it up. He had no money on him and was notified that he was in debt...

Uchiha Fugaku said that he does not want to see him in this life.

……

The fine will be deducted when Orochimaru pays him his salary. If there is no relationship between the two, if he can also use it in daily drinking and gambling, he will definitely be able to make the most of this convenience.

That night, as usual, he climbed onto the balcony of Haruno's house and turned inside.

Standing in front of him was his son who was much taller than three years ago. He was holding a pot of tea and looking at himself with contempt.

"?"

Fu Heihui had nothing to say to him, turned around and left.

The rice was cooked by Fu Heihui, so Duo Shier naturally didn't have a share, but his father was shameless and ate it as soon as he opened the bottle.

Fu Heihui looked at his familiar attitude and actions, and asked Haruno Sakura: "How can you bear him running over?"

……

How do you feel that their relationship has changed? Is this what your own son asked? !This is what you should bear!

But yes, the two have almost nothing to do with each other.

After Haruno Sakura was stunned for a moment, she looked at Fu Heisher who was shaking the wine glass: "Your father can cook?"

"Not my dad!"

"It's your father too!"

"..."

Haruno Sakura carefully glanced at the two black hairs who fell silent, he picked up the rice, not knowing what to say at all.

"...Oh." Haruno Sakura said, "Just think that I adopted the empty-nest old man in advance."

Fu Heisher pointed to his handsome face. His body has always maintained the appearance before his death. It has only changed a little in the past three years: "Where am I old? I don't look old no matter what! There are still many The little girl is looking at me!"

Haruno Sakura shook her head, "You look older than my master."

"Your master and Orochimaru are not in the category of human beings!"

"Old people."

"Stinky brat!"

Fu Heihui had a headache, why did the two suddenly quarrel.

Fu Heisher left not long after, the lights were on in the room, he walked away, and turned his head to look in the direction of the room.

He squatted down, grabbed a piece of grass next to him, put it in his mouth, and stared in that direction.

He was squatting under a street lamp, mosquitoes were flying on the lamp, and his expression was hard to see clearly under the shadow.

The green grass swayed around his mouth as he moved, and he squatted here alone, feeding the bugs, looking a bit lonely.

But soon, someone stood in front of him with disgust on his face.

"I told you not to let me see you again, are you upset and want to see someone who wants to beat someone up?"

"I usually don't like people, he is very upset."

Uchiha Fugaku raised his eyebrows, which is true. They locked up both parties because of Fuheshier's fight. After investigation, they will always find out other secrets hidden by the other person.

It is also for this reason that sometimes Konoha's safety is involved, and his existence becomes a "wealth code" in a certain way.

The period when Fuheshier was not arrested was privately called "peaceful time" by them.

"Why, you still take the initiative to leave a two-person world for the two children?"

Uchiha Fugaku handed him a cigarette, watched Fuhesher stood up and lit it, and left slowly without looking back.

The two chatted while walking.

"I didn't pay attention before. I heard Nara Luyi said in the afternoon that he saw the identity information of you and Fugurohui. You are actually father and son."

"Then you were just like him, not from this world."

"How did you suddenly know?"

Haruno Sakura was dubious when she met Fuheisher at the beginning. When he returned to the high school for the first time, he brought a bunch of Fuheihui's hair collected from the pillow.

Taking advantage of Fu Heisher's inattention the next day, regardless of his scolding, he pulled out his hair and asked Hongdou to help him test it.

The test results clearly showed the blood relationship between the two people—parent and child.

Haruno Sakura, unwilling to give up, asked for a few more tests.

He even began to doubt Hongdou's professionalism, and took Dashewan to do it with his own children.

Orochimaru: "It's parent-child."

He added: "No matter how many times you take the test, it is parent-child."

It was like a thunderbolt blow, hitting Haruno Sakura so badly, until now he still doesn't know how he got used to it.

Later, when Fu Heisher had nothing to do, he bought messy things and piled them on his side. After he couldn't bear it, he asked him to buy a house and pile them up by himself. But this person didn't write his own name, he wanted to write Fu Heihui or Haruno Sakura.

Haruno Sakura couldn't stand this man buying a house and writing his name, so she sold her boyfriend.

Huibei was not here. According to Konoha's rules, the person who buys a house usually has to be present in person, but the child's information identity can be fully taken care of by the parents, so the information of the two people is bundled together.

Just ...

The above age is a bit weird.

Fu Heisher's face was too young, a young man in his early twenties, while Hui was already fifteen...

With a big wave of his hand, Tsunade directly marked Fu Hesher's age of 30 years old.

Haruno Sakura went back with her identity information, and called her a good guy, Shier is awesome, she already had Hui at the age of 15.

As for why Uchiha Fugaku knows now...

"Lu Yi's wife works at the Civil Affairs Bureau," he said, "Sakura and Hui came to register today."

Fuhesher: "???"

"How come I don't know about such a big thing!"

"..."

Uchiha Fugaku patted him on the shoulder, seeming to empathize with him, his voice carried the vicissitudes of being a father and sighed: "The two children in my family also have their own ideas. There are always many things I don't know."

"Uh... But you probably won't get married and don't tell me."

Fu Heisher turned his head, he looked at the pair of black eyes of the other party, very calm, but he read from these eyes: "You failed so much?" "If it's this person, it's normal to fail so badly." "I don't know whether to sympathize with Hui or sympathize with Shier"... various.

Before dawn the next day, Fu Heisher, who had been squatting near Haruno's house all night, finally couldn't bear it and jumped to the balcony.

There was another person who jumped down with him——Gentaime Hokage, Tsunade.

The two were surprised by the sudden appearance of another person, and after looking at each other, they immediately understood why the other person came.

The two of them tiptoed into the room and sat on the sofa feeling uneasy.

The whole room is quiet and quiet.

After a while, Tsunade couldn't help asking Shier in a low voice: "Is your Fuhei family okay? Why is there no sound at all!"

"..."

Fu Heisher gritted his teeth: "I could have stayed up all night back then! If it wasn't for her lack of energy..."

Tsunade lowered his voice and emphasized: "How could my apprentice be weak? What are you kidding!"

"Halftime?"

"Maybe."

After waiting for a while, it was still quiet, and Tsunade put the prepared gift on the table in a threatening manner.

"No, I'm going to have a look!"

"Are you a woman?! What are you looking at!"

"..." It seems not very good.

Shi'er volunteered: "I'm going!"

Fu Heisher lowered his sense of presence and aura, approached the room of the two cautiously, pushed open the door gently, and opened it bit by bit.

It was dark in the room, but he could see clearly.

The quilt was pulled down a little, and the two of them were very close, looking very intimate, but at a glance, it was clear that they hadn't done anything... because the clothes were still in good condition.

Fu Heisher closed the door, backed away numbly, and sat back heavily on the sofa.

Tsunade asked, "How is it?"

"I didn't take off my clothes, and the elementary school students were sleeping."

"..."

"I began to suspect that my son was dying."

"It should be a newlywed today, right?! When they were still full of energy and blood, they were so calm..."

The two saw a trace of worry and heaviness in each other's eyes, and they left Haruno's house.

In fact, the two people in the room had just fallen asleep, and they did nothing all night, because Shi Er suddenly appeared in front of Hui, and at night Hui suddenly chatted with Sakura about their childhood.

I don't have any impression, but he actually remembers some things vaguely, including that Tsumiki sometimes mentions it occasionally.

Fu Heisher still gave him the impression that he was completely unreliable, even more outrageous than Gojo Satoru, and when they met again, he was arrested and taken to the police station, and he was given something that he wished to go to the hospital to wash his eyes, and he was very shameless. powerful.

But that house was really beyond his expectations. He heard from the Zenyuan family that this person doesn’t know how to save money at all, and now he can actually leave a set of assets in Konoha. The things in it are a bit eye-catching. But the quality is also good.

What made him loosen his heart was the words left by his father during the Shibuya War and the knife that stabbed him in the head without hesitation.

Haruno Sakura has no parents since she was a child, and she is not very good at it.He was listening to him right next to him, and sometimes he could hear more things when he was far away.

"I saw the will left by my father in the third world." Haruno Sakura said to Fugurohui, "The time is too short, we just talked for a while, wishing to prolong that short time, infinite Stretch... tell him more."

"So, Hui, if you don't hate him from the bottom of your heart, let's talk occasionally, such an opportunity is too rare."

Haruno Sakura is envious of Fukuroe, but also happy for him.

But it's really difficult to do this, after all, Fu Heisher never cared about Fu Heihui at the beginning.

Fu Heisher has never heard "Dad" until now, and Haruno Sakura still calls him by name, but Fu Heihui just ignores him and doesn't call him a single name.

But he doesn't force it either.

Day two.

Sakura Haruno and Megumi Fukuro walked to the side of the street and heard the voices of Tsunade and Shir from far away. They looked at each other and ran to the source of the sound to check the situation. In a shop, two people were There was a bottle of wine in it, and he said strange words, scaring the people around him so that they didn't dare to approach.

Two people: ...

"Megumi," Haruno Sakura said in a heavy voice, "Can you know how I feel? It's just that these two are fine!"

Fu Heihui: ...

Terrible, in every sense of the word.

The two walked into the shop, and under the earnest gaze of the boss, they joined Jing Yin in persuading them to drink.As a result, as soon as the two came, Tsunade and Shier immediately cast a look of hatred towards the two of them, and drank even harder.

"This pot," Fuheshier said, "I don't believe my genes are so bad!"

Tsunade then raised a pot of wine: "Ninja, but I already knew a lot of things! How could this happen!?"

The two started hoarding.

Haruno Sakura and Fuguro Hui didn't understand what they were talking about at all, so they could only persuade them to drink, so let's go quickly, because others can't do business anymore.

Shi Er: "I order wine here, isn't it just to take care of their voices?!"

Tsunade: "Godaime's drunk shop! This name is enough to fill up their shop!"

"..."

Help, is it too late to completely sever ties with the two of them now?

Fu Heisher looked at Fu Heihui, who stood aside with a disgusted expression, and pulled him down.

"Xiaohui, drink!" he said, "You can still drink, right! There's no way your physical fitness is so poor!"

Tsunade put his hand on Haruno Sakura's shoulder who was sitting next to him, and waved one finger.

"Sakura, I think when you were 14 years old and went to Hualou to do tasks, you could confuse people, what's wrong now?"

"This pot will punish you to retreat!"

"I do not……"

"Drink!"

...don't reason with women.

Haruno Sakura swallowed the words on her lips and drank silently.

Tsunade looked at Fukuroe on the other side: "Sakura has already been drunk, why don't you accompany him!"

mute:  …

What's going on, how did it become like this?

After a few hours.

Tsunade and Fuheshier blushed, but still looked sad. They drank a lot, but their heads were very clear, and their physical fitness determined that they would not get drunk at all.

"I can't figure it out..."

"I don't understand..."

"How could this be?"*2

The two of them looked at the drunk young man who was lying on the side while drinking.

"Hey—" Two long sighs sounded again.

Jing Yin took a look and found that the two seemed to be drinking, and finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"I'm leaving!"

"Really! What am I worried about, you two are not drunk at all!"

"I'm actually still worried that you will have an accident after drinking!"

Jing Yin hugged the dolphin and ran away. The two people who were still awake on the table looked at each other with bright eyes as if they had been awakened.

"Makes sense."

"good."

"Isn't it good not to do something after drinking?"

"...In case they really don't..."

Tsunade stretched out his hand and pointed to the opposite street.

"That hotel, Zilai also told me that the sound insulation is very good."

"..."

"I'm a super medical ninja."

"Fuck it!"

The two people who were always looking at each other in the past stood up from their seats with their hands on their shoulders, and looked at Fu Hei Huizui lying on the small table with one hand resting on his forehead, Haruno Sakura was also dizzy, her face was flushed , his head leaned on Fu Heihui's arm, facing outwards, with his head turned sideways and his eyes closed.

Tsunade pushed the door open with satisfaction, and shouted, "Mute!"

Jing Yin stood at the door holding two cups, but didn't go in. She glanced at the two teenagers who had obviously been drunk successfully.

"...This is not good."

"What's wrong! They're all married!"

"..."

"Make up for the wedding night is what parents need to do!"

"That's right! My son can do it!"

...I suspect you are drunk too.

"Bring it! I'll feed Sakura!"

"Give it to me!"

Jing Yin watched the two cups being snatched away, patted his head, and was about to run away - what kind of crazy parents did they have!

"Wait a minute, mute."

Fu Heisher greeted Shi Jing who was about to leave, and he put the phone on the table.

A few people got together next to the two teenagers who were sleeping soundly.

...Is this how the table specially used to get in the way is used?

Tsunade lifted Haruno Sakura's body from Fugurohui's body, and put his hand on his face: "Sakura, drink some hangover medicine before going to sleep."

The eyelashes of the cherry-haired boy trembled, one of his feet hooked Heihui's leg under the table, and he moved his lips.

"After drinking, it will be comfortable to sleep after drinking."

Haruno's cherry green eyes opened a little, seeing the long pale golden hair and the familiar voice, he opened his lips and obediently drank the glass of water.

"So cute!" Tsunade was very satisfied, put the person back on the ground, tidied up everything around him a little bit, lifted up the small table, and found these two feet...

Worked so fast? ...No, it seems that no medicine is needed.

Fuheshier didn't go as smoothly as Tsunade, he and Hui had a ghostly understanding, and it was not bad if they didn't fight when they met.

He had just moved closer to his son, put his hand on the back of his neck, and was about to make a rough move when Hui whispered a word.

It was too quiet, but he had very good hearing and could hear clearly.

Fu Heisher quickly stabilized his emotions, raised his head very ungentlely, pinched his son's chin, and said in a stiff tone, "Drink the medicine for sobering up!"

After being poured, Fu Heihui became a little more awake, patted his chest and choked, watching the father who cheated his son stand up and walk to the door.

"Let's drink in another place and celebrate."

"That must be celebrated!"

"Hey……"

The door was closed with a "snap", Fu Heihui was stunned for a moment, then the door was opened again, and someone reminded him outside the door.

"Don't worry, the sound insulation effect is very good. Happy newlyweds."

"..."

How did this guy know?

Fu Hei had a bad premonition, he glanced at Haruno Sakura who turned over and continued to sleep, stood up shaking his body, and when he tried to open the door again, he found that the door was locked.

Fu Heihui: ...

What are these people doing? !Is your brain flooded?

He wanted to open the window with a headache, but found that the window was also locked.

... Are you sick? !

If you really want to go out, this kind of thing can't stop it at all!

Fu Heihui rubbed his forehead, and found that the hangover medicine seemed to be really useful, and he was not as drunk as before.He knelt down and pinched Haruno Sakura who was still sleeping.

"Sakura, wake up."

Haruno Sakura stretched out her hand to touch it, grabbed the pillow thrown aside, leaned on it, without opening her eyes, and spoke to Fu Heihui in a weak voice.

"Sleep for a while." He suppressed his urge to talk nonsense, "Wake up when you fall asleep."

"...?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Fu Heihui didn't understand why Haruno Sakura was talking nonsense, but he tidied up the side again, spread out the things, and lay down beside him.

Feeling that the person was lying down, Haruno Sakura stuffed herself into Fukui Hui's arms, hugged her, and continued to sleep.

"The hangover medicine I just drank has a little herbal ingredient." He continued, "To put it simply, it will make you... fall asleep, feel hot all over and have desires."

"..."

"What are they doing?!"

"I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Go to sleep."

...But it's a shame, that bastard dad.

The medicinal herb has the effect of making people sleepy, and it quickly breaks people's will and falls into a deep sleep.

On the roof, a cheating apprentice and a cheating father, drinking extremely happily.

"My medicine will definitely make their newlyweds happy!"

"Xiaohui is going to grow into a man too!"

"..."

Jing Yin rolled her eyes, this time she really wanted to stay away from these two people.

People have already turned into meat, do you still need your help?

Be a fool as a parent.

Fu Heisher is really happy, and even feels a bit like dreaming now, he is half lying on the eaves, looking at the Huoying Rock and the moon in the distance.

Today, he actually heard a name from Xiaohui that he never dared to think of in his life.

Tsunade raised the flagon and stretched it towards the fourth generation's head.

"Four generations! Don't worry!"

"I will never let this person mess up Sakura's happiness!"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Do you know how much you owe? With your physique of losing every gamble, you are just making trouble for them!"

"Do you have the nerve to tell me?"

"What's wrong? How can I say that there is still money!"

"That's because being Hokage, there are too many things to do and no time to gamble."

——With a sound of "touch", the roof exploded.

The shaking of the house woke up the two of them. They opened their eyes and looked around, making sure that there was no more shaking and there was no sign of noise outside, then they closed their eyes again.

And the other effect of Yancao also gradually began to appear, the heat gradually came up, the whole body was a little hot, and the well-dressed clothes were taken off, revealing the white skin with abnormal ruddy.

The sound of hoarse panting and speed changes and collisions continued to be heard in the room.

This time, no matter when I go, I can vaguely hear a little sound, although because of the good sound insulation effect, the sound is pitifully small.But who are they!Hear it with sound!

Fuheshier is very satisfied.

Tsunade was satisfied.

mute:  …

You have to show some face! ! !How about being a normal parent?What are you doing!Don't you blush and be ashamed!

A few days later, the blank photo frame that had been placed next to the three photo frames in the living room a few years ago was finally filled with a single photo.

Fuheshier sneered.

In the past, no matter how...he would never do such a thing.If it were me before, I would definitely despise what I did now.

But now, looking at the four photos, he was quite satisfied and left Haruno's house.

In the group photo of the first grade of the Conjuration High School, the pink pig head sticker was torn off one day, revealing the handsome face of the silver-haired teacher. On the other side of this photo is a group photo of five people and one pig.

The boy with the head of a sea urchin couldn't see his face. He was sleeping on the table with his arm on his pillow, and the boy with cherry hair was leaning on his shoulder. .Behind the sakura-haired boy, the blond-haired Godaime Hokage is smiling at the camera. On the other side, Fuheshier is staring at the camera with a terrifying expression. Face helpless and speechless.

Look, he just said this picture frame will come in handy.

……

Although he went back the next day, Fu Heisher stood on the balcony and watched Fu Heihui raise his hand and put down the photo frame with an expression of displeasure.

... No, Xiaohui is just arrogant, he secretly called me dad!

Wake up, it might have been read by someone while drunk!

Fu Heisher once again turned on the mode of cheating his son, called Tsunade, and watched Fu Heihui push down the photo frame.

Tsunade was furious: "Fugurohui, what do you mean! Are you looking down on me?! You actually suppressed my photo!"

"..."

On the next day, Fu Heisher saw the cartoon pig stickers he had pasted on Gojo Wu's face...on his head.

Feng Shui takes turns, who will be spared by the heavens!

The author has something to say: I think it would be better to finish this one!

The rest will be written on the sidelines!

Playing late today...＿(:з"∠)＿ Fortunately, I caught up

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone!Chirp!

...It seems to be quite in line with the Mid-Autumn Festival!