Brother Ying does not poke the needle

Leaf Village.

Near the home of the Uchiha patriarch, a young boy with short blond hair was moving forward quickly. He stepped on the roof and ran, and jumped over a big tree in the next second. He went out again, his speed was extremely fast, wearing black, gold and white clothes, it looked like a golden flash.

The young man ran on the black roof familiarly, and most of the black-haired and black-eyed Uchiha walked on the side street, but there were also a few colorful heads-he finally jumped into a room.

Uchiha Mikoto was startled by the sudden intruder, the water glass in her hand shook, and she smiled helplessly when she saw the visitor.

"Naruto, why is it so urgent, Sasuke is in the room."

"Ah, I'm sorry, Auntie Mikoto! It's urgent!" Naruto Namikaze greeted the beautiful black-haired woman, and retreated facing her while saying hello, "Sakura is back, I'll ask Sasuke to beat him up together."

Uchiha Mikoto: ...

"Don't be beaten by Sakura."

"That's not true! The last time the revenge has not been reported, it's too hateful for that guy to run away after winning!"

Naruto Namikaze said while walking towards Uchiha Sasuke's room, before he arrived, the other party came out while arranging his shirt.

The black-haired boy looked at someone beside him and raised his eyebrows: "I heard, let's go."

——"Beat someone."

"Okay!"

The two of them ran towards Hokage Building, saw Hatake Kakashi next to the bookstore on the way, and took their teacher with them to Hokage Building.

Hatake Kakashi was lazily holding the latest edition of "Kindness to Heaven", lacking in interest.

"As for it, it's only been a few months, and Sakura can't run away."

"Teacher, you don't understand!"

"Yes, yes, so you two go, I want to see if there are other books..."

"No! Kakashi-sensei has to witness and watch Sakura lose!"

"...You two must be poisonous. If you hold grudges like this, there will be many chances for him to lose in the future."

The two dragged their teacher to the Hokage Building. As soon as they saw the Hokage Building, the two teenagers put down the teacher's arms, and they squinted their eyes and looked at each other.

"Think of an idea to fix Sakura."

Uchiha Sasuke was silent: "...how to fix it."

"I have recently developed a new sex | seduction technique, which has been approved by the master! It will be fine to deal with the certain Sakura! When the time comes, Sasuke, you will be in charge..."

Hatake Kakashi listened numbly, seeing the blushing on the face of the black-haired boy, he felt that the grown-up disciples couldn't control him, and he was very suspicious that the two in front of him were still being beaten.

After all, if the news spreads casually in the village, these two people will be repaired by their mothers when they return home.

Haruno Sakura is the darling of the adults in the village.

As I was muttering in my heart, Tsunade's roar came from the Hokage Building, and the surrounding birds flew around in fright. It is estimated that the whole village heard it.

"Spring - wild - sakura -!"

"It's fine if you don't bring back the abducted person! You actually sold yourself!!! Is there such a fool as you?! Don't tell me that you are my disciple! Get out!"

The documents in the entire Hokage office flew up.

Immediately afterwards, with the boy's wailing, the glass shattered, and a pink-haired boy was thrown from the roof by their "friendly" Fifth Hokage, and fell in front of the rest of Kakashiban.

Hatake Kakashi moved the book in front of him down, and the uninspired dead fish watched the ground twitch, and the boy who was obviously quite bad said something.

"Yeah, Sakura's way of appearing on the stage is still the same as before... novel."

Haruno Sakura raised her head tremblingly, looked at the two friends who were squatting aside, smiling and looking at her friends... depressed.

He had thought about being beaten while playing ball, but he never expected to be so embarrassing in front of these people.

He rolled his eyes, lowered his head again, and pretended to be dead.

Naruto Naruto poked Fen's head with his hand.

"Don't pretend, don't pretend, a fist can knock you unconscious, my surname, Bofeng, is written upside down!"

Uchiha Sasuke also poked the fan's head.

"What's the matter, who has been brainwashed by someone and can still sell himself? Thanks to you, you can come back smoothly."

Haruno Sakura raised her head and muttered.

"I bow down for beauty!"

"Oh oh oh! Beauty!" Naruto Namikaze nodded while touching his chin, "Then Sasuke and I will help you find your way back!"

"Hey, do you really want to come?"

"Of course, Hokage-sama is so angry that he lost his precious apprentice! Can we not do our best?"

Haruno Sakura got up from the ground, looking inexplicably at the two companions who didn't know what they were talking about.

"I've been there for a few months, why can't I keep up with your words?"

Hatake Kakashi put it away, ready to watch the performance of the two disciples, he coughed and said to Haruno Sakura.

"It's a surprise..."

Haruno Sakura subconsciously took a step back.

Then, the two people in front of him showed a wave of evolved versions of beauties in front of him.

Hatake Kakashi had a nosebleed.

Haruno Sakura: ...

Uchiha Sasuke changed back in the next second, he blushed completely this time, felt that his head was trapped by the door, and he actually messed with Naruto Namikaze - but he really wanted to see Haruno Sakura slumped!

Naruto Naruto frowned, looking at his perfect self, who looked like a girl, barely naked, he pulled his ponytails, moved the choker on his neck, and muttered: "It shouldn't be. ...I studied it very seriously, but you don't like the ascetic style?"

Haruno Sakura: ...

"like."

He rolled his eyes and added.

"But I like men."

After the words fell, Naruto Namikaze was so frightened that he withdrew his transformation technique, followed Uchiha Sasuke very tacitly and retreated 100 meters away from him, and shouted while hugging Kakashi Hatake in the middle.

"Haruno Sakura, don't come here—!"

Haruno Sakura: ...

"You guys are poisonous!!!"

Hatake Kakashi patted the two tall teenagers on his waist: "Look, you two were scared like this by Sakura before the fight."

Bo Feng Mingren didn't listen at all: "Fuck, I'm not very dangerous? I just wore a choker, and a chain, it's a style of restraint! I knocked, and he came to my room to sleep when he was fine before—help Sasuke! I won't be targeted by this violent guy, will I?"

Uchiha Sasuke: "Great, I seem to be safe."

Naruto Naruto: "Sasuke, don't gloat over there alone!!!"

The two were talking vigorously, Haruno Sakura on the other end rolled his eyes again, he turned his head to look at Hokage's office, there was no Tsunade there, only a poor broken glass.

Jing Yin took the broom and hurriedly brought the porpoise down to sweep the glass. She couldn't help but want to glare at her little junior, but was shocked the next second.

"Sakura." Shizune pointed to his face, "The left side of your face was scratched by glass."

"Huh?" Haruno Sakura raised her hand and touched it, looked down at the remaining blood on her fingertips, then put her finger on her lips and said vaguely to Shizune, "This little wound is fine, and it doesn't hurt."

"I'll treat it with medical ninjutsu when I get back home. Sister, help me watch over Master these two days. If she goes to drink and gamble, let me know."

Jing Yin watched the blood flow out of the wound on the boy's white face little by little, she was really surprised, she nodded blankly.

"you……"

"Why do you think about it?"

The young man's green eyes curled up with tenderness: "Well, I feel that life is still very important. Even if you are old, weak, sick, and disabled, there will be people who want to keep watching, so it's better to use this technique less."

"Let me sweep it, Senior Sister Jingyin, you go and accompany Master, if I go up, her blood pressure will probably go up again."

Shizune handed the broom to Haruno Sakura, and looked at the wound on his face before turning around.

"Okay, then take a good rest after you go back."

"it is good."

Tsunade was really angry, the documents on the table could no longer be read anymore, she picked up the wine she had hidden and hoarded it and drank it, looking at her like this now, she didn't stop it like an old lady , but told her what he saw downstairs.

Holding the gourd wine bottle in Tsunade's hand, he held out a finger.

"Hmph," she said disdainfully, "little white-eyed wolf!"

"I told you earnestly that it will be useless for several years, and a guy will be enlightened in the middle."

"When I taught this brat a lesson, I knew that he might change his mind in the future, but Shizune, changing his mind is a change of mind. I don't want to be Hokage, but there are people behind me who want to be—— Rope Tree, Minato, Obito, Naruto, as small as three From seven to eighty years old, I can report for a whole day. But... how can I still be abducted?"

"I am such a soft and soft apprentice—!"

"No, you go and tell that fool to let him come over! There is a world away, my mother won't allow it!"

Jing Yin quite agrees with this, although her family's junior is often unreliable, but he is definitely a good junior!It doesn't make sense to come and just kidnap someone like this, it's too simple!

I'm afraid Jingyin didn't find out... She has already tacitly agreed that her junior brother was eaten to death.

However, the culprit Fu Heihui didn't know anything, and he never thought of snatching Haruno Sakura away from his cherished relatives.

It's just that when the words "I want to be with that person, always be together" come out, two worlds apart, some things become extremely cruel.

People who fall in love with their parents have to make a fuss, let alone across the world... the world!

Tsunade raised his head and asked Shizune who nodded in agreement: "Mute, let's go."

"what?"

"Go to the izakaya."

"..."

On the other side, Sakura Haruno, hijacked by her teacher and her companions, was huddled on the grass, and Naruto Naruto was fiddling with his mobile phone.

"He looks pretty, but your boyfriend's hair is more exaggerated than Sasuke's!"

Sasuke glanced lightly at Kaze Naruto: ...

"That's what I thought when I first saw him."

Sasuke:  …

You are enough.

Naruto Namikaze shook his head and patted Sasuke on the shoulder: "This Fuguro Megumi is so miserable that Sakura has taken a fancy to him."

"You just want to be beaten! Bastard!"

Naruto dodged the attack, triumphantly: "No way, when you left, my dad praised my Flying Thunder God for improving!"

Haruno Sakura was surprised: "My God, you still have the brains to learn how to fly Thunder God?"

"I think you want to be beaten, right? Haruno Sakura! You have no brains!"

"But this thing is quite interesting, a tool from that world?"

"Well, it's more common." Haruno Sakura nodded, he didn't plan to continue the fight with the other party, and looked at the rather leisurely teacher not far away, and asked him.

"What should I do, teacher, how can I make Master calm down."

Hatake Kakashi glanced at the book in his hand, which happened to be writing a similar situation.

"According to the novel..."

novel……?Can you be more reliable?

"If you can bring someone, I'd better bring your little boyfriend to meet Tsunade-sama." Hatake Kakashi turned a page and continued, "Let's discuss, live on both sides, and force the love in another world. Change it to a long-distance relationship."

"But if you make it like this, Tsunade-sama will definitely not be so easy to talk to, but don't worry, just do what you want. After this period of time, she will go to Oshemaru-sama and Jiraiya-sama. Show off."

ha?

"Both of the disciples who show off have a partner. Not only are the two of them single, but also his own disciple." Kakashi's black eyes curved into crescents, and he looked at Haruno Sakura, "Oh, I finally have a The disciple is out of order, you can set off firecrackers to celebrate at night!"

Single dog Naruto Naruto/Single dog Uchiha Sasuke: ... Gan, can this also slow down the team?

No, it was the teacher who took the lead and dragged the heels!

Naruto Namikaze was furious, and then looked at Haruno Sakura, who suddenly realized the sudden enlightenment, and asked ambiguously.

"To what extent have you done it, have you held hands?"

nod.

"Then kiss too?"

nod.

"Then won't you sleep too?"

nod.

Naruto Naruto tactically leaned back: "I knock..."

"Why are you swearing?"

"I didn't expect you to be so fast!"

"I slept with you too."

Seeing Uchiha Sasuke's eyes falling on him, Naruto waved his hand to explain.

"Fuck! What are you talking about! You and I just cover the quilt and don't move! Just chatting!"

"..." Only then did Haruno Sakura realize that the person in front of her meant not simply sleeping, but... a negative distance.

He muttered in a low voice: "There is no doi."

Bo Fengmingren became disgusted: "It's really useless, can't you?"

Haruno Sakura kicked him on the back.

"You can't!"

"I can turn Hui over and over again and cry until dawn!"

Uchiha Sasuke is numb: ...I don't want to hear this kind of conversation anymore.