I really just want to retire

The setting sun was hanging in the corner of the sky, shining on the people who were about to take a break. There was a constant flow of traffic on the road, and a black car drove straight to the nearby police station.

After Fu Zizhan parked the car, he walked towards the gate of the police station with three dogs in his hands and a cat in his arms.

The policeman on duty in the hall was stunned when he saw this situation, and then asked, "Did someone lose their dog?"

Fu Zizhan shook his head lightly: "No, it's my house..." The dog wanted to call the police.

The second half of the sentence got stuck in his throat in time, and if he said it just now, he would undoubtedly receive a crazy look.

Fu Zizhan turned a corner in his words and simply explained the situation to the police. Of course, the subject became him, not his dog. Encountered a windfall scam.

There was no one else in the police station at the moment, only the policemen who were still on duty. When the black mask was taken off, the policeman in charge of the docking was only slightly taken aback.

After all, celebrities are just ordinary people, and their number of calls to the police may be even higher. It is common for the police to receive calls from celebrities.

Fu Zizhan waited patiently, but his own system in Consciousness Sea had been thinking seriously, and the mechanical sound seemed to be possessed by Sherlock Holmes: "There is only one truth, and that is..."

"This fill-in-the-blank question has to be answered by the police uncle!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He really shouldn't have expected it.

At the feet are the novel heads of the two heartless little guys, and the liverless classmate in his arms has fallen asleep again.

The two police officers on the side questioned him from time to time, and then went to work in front of the computer, probably looking for the real information behind it.

The police comrades in front of the computer were still busy, and the police comrade who was close to them suddenly seemed to froze, as if he had seen some useful information.

The ambiguous mechanical voice in the sea of ​​knowledge suddenly became excited: "Did you find it? Did you find it? Did you find the key clue?"

Fu Zizhan met the gaze of the police comrade sideways. For some reason, he always felt that the smile in the other party's eyes was about to overflow, and the tight corners of his mouth seemed to be unable to hold back the smile.

Fu Zizhan asked in a questioning tone, "Is there any problem?"

The police comrade's lips were already drawn into a line. He shook his head and returned the tablet to Fu Zizhan, with a smile that could not be concealed in his tone: "No!"

As soon as the two words fell, a 'puchi' laughed out of the corner of his mouth, and then he quickly covered his mouth, leaving his whole body shaking from laughing.

They are professional, unless sometimes you really can't help it! !

His smile made everyone confused.

Fu Zizhan stared at the other party for a second, then moved his eyes away, suddenly he realized something...

His eyes stopped on the tablet that the police officer handed him just now. It was no longer a dialog box of transfer records, but a page of his own system account.

This is of course nothing. After all, the police investigation information must be comprehensive. It is normal to look at the content of the account, but the problem is that the top of the homepage shows a big nickname...

The most handsome man in the world! !

Fu Zizhan: "..."

The nonchalant people excitedly leaned over: "!!!"

The eyes of the big golden retriever around the legs were wide open, and if there were no outsiders, the ears and Mao Mao would have been erected at this time.

Ahhhhh! !Ruined! !

It has forgotten this stubble!

The fingertips of Fu Zizhan, who was holding the tablet on the seat, were a little whiter to the naked eye, and his thin lips were tightly pressed, and he met the suspicious and smiling eyes of the police comrade.

He wanted to explain something but didn't know how.

The familiar feeling rushed over again, just like the bright and blind man he once commented on... he was so handsome.

The greatest grievance in life is that the truth is not the case, but he can't argue with it. If he now says that this account is played by his dog, how much can the police comrades believe him?

Little did they know that the villain in the police comrade who had turned around in order to maintain his professional image was already rolling on the ground with laughter.

Mom!Is there actually such a narcissistic middle school boy under the veteran cadre's persona?

Hahaha this is too funny!So violating and so shocking so funny!

Not only would he praise himself for being handsome in the comments, but even his trumpet's nickname was the most handsome in the world!

The police comrade who thought he had discovered the other side of the star was laughing alone there.

Here, Fu Zizhan's fingertips, which were slightly blushing while holding the tablet with force, had returned to normal, and his nonchalant and apologetic posture, which was as quiet as a chicken just now, was exceptionally standard.

The big golden retriever tilted its head, trying to make itself look cute, obviously the other party had seen it like this many times: "I was wrong!! Change it right away!!"

Be sure to change it to a normal one, which is a nickname that its host will use at first glance, so that when the host is asked to come forward in the future, it will not die again.

The corner of Fu Zizhan's mouth twitched slightly, and his tone was cold: "Heh"

Excessive Internet time in the home system will also affect IQ. It's time to set up a youth mode for it.

dubious:"……"

The eyes of the big golden retriever who tilted his head widened again.

Too cruel, this is too cruel!

It is the first batch of systems in the Bureau, even if it is still a teenager, it is obviously an ancestor in terms of seniority!Not to mention eighteen bans on the Internet, eighty bans are also possible! !

I feel aggrieved, but it doesn't dare to say it. It tilts its head and keeps showing off its cuteness. If there is no outsider at this moment, it is probably another cute pet. 72 changes, and there will always be its host at this time The one I love the most.

The heartless classmates at the feet followed his brother's example, and all tilted their heads to look at Fu Zizhan, as if they were playing some interesting game.

The family here seems to be enjoying themselves happily, and the police comrades over there have already found out the real information behind the account.

The other party registered with his mobile phone number, and this kind of information can be verified in the public security system. The police comrade in charge of the investigation was just about to make a phone call to inquire, but when he looked up, he saw the colleague opposite him, with a smile on his lips.

The police comrade didn't understand, so he said, "What are you laughing at? You've been laughing for a long time!"

When he asked this, the smile on the other party's face was infinitely magnified, and his tone was full of restraint: "It's nothing, you are busy with your work", and after finishing speaking, he sneakily glanced at Fu Zizhan who was on the side.

Feeling the sight of Fu Zizhan: "..."

He had already imagined what would happen after he left. Today's social death achievement has been achieved, let's go home and boil the bad luck system! !Just a little hungry, and it's almost time for dinner.

With a strong sense of crisis, he turned his head nonchalantly and walked to the police comrade, rubbing his head against his leg, trying to attract the other's attention with his cute appearance.

Please, forget the moment when its host society died!That's not its host!The most handsome man in the world is it, it is it! !It is the most handsome big system in the world! !

It's just that no matter how it is explained, comrades in the police are destined to not hear it.

In the next second, the pause button was temporarily pressed on a social death farce, because the police comrade who found out the information had already dialed the phone.

The phone was released to the public, and the voice on the other side came over clearly. After the police comrade explained the situation, there was a doubt first: "Transfer money?"

Then the tone changed: "It seems that there is such a thing"

"My little shackle keeps a low profile. It's me, the elder brother, who has wronged him. It's only right to thank him."

After the calm male voice on the opposite side finished speaking, what followed was a few minutes of brother-in-law's speeches, during which he finally figured out the identity of the other party. His name was Han Chi, and he was the brother of Han Zhi, a student of "The Youth in the Spring Breeze". .

Although Han Chi is not a celebrity, he has a high degree of citizenship. He is so high that the police comrades don't need to check his identity deliberately, and can retrieve it from his mind in an instant. There is no other reason...

The other party is really rich! ! !

Who doesn't know the people who often appear in financial news newspapers?Who doesn't yearn for it?

That's the kind of person who can transfer 50 yuan so casually, as if it was only fifty cents.

The police comrades in front of the phone almost shed tears of poverty, but they are professional and can't bear it!Only when something is too funny can you not help it!

After Han Chi finished blowing, he crackled and expressed his thanks to Fu Zizhan.

Then the next few minutes was a push and pull about 50 yuan, one insisted not to, and the other insisted on giving, the identity was inevitably exposed during the push and pull process.

Han Chi's crackling tone paused for a moment before he asked, "Fu Zizhan?"

For a moment of pause, I don't know what the other party is thinking, but Fu Zizhan, who has just experienced nickname bombing, and another policeman have a tacit understanding of the meaning of the other party's pause...

Obviously, all the money has been transferred, and they must have seen the nickname.

At that moment, Fu Zizhan really wanted to hang up the phone in his hand.

A few seconds later, the steady voice came again: "That's no wonder."

I don't know if it's something to blame, whether it's the nickname that fits the image, or it's close, so there is a video of evidence.

After finishing speaking, Han Chi didn't wait for a response, and after expressing his thanks again, he didn't mention the money anymore, but talked about how innocent and innocent his younger brother was, and thanked him for taking care of him.

Fu Zizhan did not take credit for this, nor did he take care of him.

It's just that I suddenly understood, under Han Xie's deliberately low-key, where did the sense of disobedience come from, and the child who was spoiled and raised couldn't hide his flamboyance.

As the other party hung up the phone, the truth of a near-miss fraudulent conspiracy came to light, and some systems were relieved, but not completely.

Not many people know about it this time, and it hasn't been posted on the Internet. Its host shouldn't particularly mind, right?

right?right?

In the end, those people who said they were going to boil a certain system didn't do anything after all. This is probably the real version of the knife mouth tofu heart, or it may be...

Get used to being pitted.

When there are many pits on the road, you will always get used to it by stepping on it.

But in order to avoid not knowing when to step into a deep pit again, a certain system was stared at and changed to a normal nickname.

On the sofa, the big golden retriever put its paws on the tablet and looked up at its host, a string of garbled nicknames, is it normal now?At first glance, the initial state is not set.

As for its title of the most handsome system in the world, it is good that it understands it in its heart. To make a system, you must understand this truth. A good system is a system that can bend and stretch!

The main thing is to live longer.

The change of the No Three No Four account naturally satisfied its own host, but it caused a small-scale sensation within its account. At the beginning, its breaking news naturally attracted a lot of fans, and the speed of increasing fans was like a rocket.

With the change of its nickname, many netizens who eat melons have smelled something unusual, especially it has been changed to a piece of garbled characters, as if this account is about to be canceled, but now only half of it has been canceled, and many fans have commented and left messages ...

[Are you threatened?Have you been threatened? 】

【No way!Do I want to witness the first scene of the end of capital? 】

[Why did it suddenly become garbled?I'm a little panicked! 】

[Did you offend someone? 】

I got stuck for a moment when I saw the nonsensical comments in the comments...

Are you thinking a little too much?

There is no so-called capital, it is just an ordinary survival operation.

The offended person is only his own host.

The dubious who caused the panic still posted a post, the content: The most handsome man in the world will be immortal!

The implication is, don't speculate too much, there is no other person who can make it cool except its host.

At the same time, the police comrade who touched the account to eat melons after get off work was already laughing crazy when he saw it. After being so handsome, Immortality once again shocked his heart.

Today's share is unique gossip, he is so happy to eat! !

I hope that celebrities will call the police at this level in the future, so that he can smile more, a few more decades and less!

The happiness of the police comrades is naturally unknown to the family in the apartment, and the newly released Weibo undoubtedly gave passers-by a tranquilizing pill.

After all, there are not many conscientious bloggers like this on Weibo. There are no fancy words, and the real hammer is clear and clear. It is really a paradise for people who eat melons!

To protect our conscientious bloggers! !

And their conscientious blogger is cleaning at home at this time, and after mopping the floor, he feeds the cat and the dog, which can be said to be very virtuous.

When the night passed and the dawn ushered in the dawn again, the heat of the previous incidents rose instead of falling, and the fermentation became more and more serious.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that there is no lack of capital power driving this.

Some capitalists who have the attributes of younger brothers are already one step late in protecting their younger brothers, so they can only intensify their efforts to catch up.

The younger brother who wants to keep a low profile does not want to be aboveboard, so it is always possible to operate in the dark.

A few days after the incident fermented, the "Spring Breeze Youth" program team issued a statement, the central idea can be summed up in one sentence...

Player Zhan Wen withdrew due to personal reasons.

Once the statement was issued, the comments below increased rapidly...

【Good guy, it's the first time I've seen a royal family who only went to Ergong】

[Sure enough, if you don’t do it, you won’t die, it’s all done by yourself, a good hand is a bad hand! 】

[Finally gone!If this kind of person stays there, a piece of rat droppings will ruin a pot of soup, okay?]

【Super Plus enjoy!Sprinkle flowers!My geese are safe]

[I have seen the royal family who made their debut, this is the first time I have seen this kind of one who has not made it to the finals]

[The program team finally became a man once, I thought you were going to protect him until the end]

[I don’t understand what’s going on upstairs, a stronger boss has appeared~]

There are different opinions about the opinions of Qiqibababa, but the result has been determined, and people's coldness has become a fact. For the students who don't know this matter at all, or have heard about it vaguely, it's just that there are dozens of people missing Just a person, or a person who is not very pleasing.

No matter how you say it, it is a happy thing, and more happy things are coming soon. After practicing hard for a period of time, they also ushered in a short relaxation activity...

Go to team building!