I really just want to retire

The night was getting darker, and the bedroom in the apartment was quiet. The victim of the wind review tried to calm down his mood through books.

The living room is also very quiet, only...

The dog that wipes the floor.

Misunderstandings who have made mistakes are very hardworking every day, and their movements are so proficient that they can even be compared to a gold medal nanny in a domestic company.

As if it felt that polishing the floor was not enough, it also changed all the garbage bags in the house, which met the requirements of most schools, and there should be no garbage in the trash can.

With a garbage bag in his mouth, he looked at the heartless who hadn't slept yet, "Would you like to go out with me to throw out the garbage?"

"..."

Heartless expressed that he did not understand this, and even hid himself...

Some unpredictable systems still left a psychological shadow on my younger siblings.

After all, cats and dogs have never seen such a big scene!

Those who came back from throwing out the garbage just sprawled on the sofa doing nothing, and didn’t want to go back to sleep in the sea of ​​consciousness. Some systems that are already very skilled in this situation certainly know that they should minimize their presence at this time, so as not to let it The host remembered the murder of the wind commentary.

There is no TV to watch the boring nonsense, and the younger siblings are not willing to play with it for the time being. They are spread out on the sofa like a dog that has lost its soul.

A few minutes later, the lying dog moved, and turned into a very elegant golden monkey with a 'swoosh'. It brushed its smooth and flowing hair, got up and took out a paper and pen from the drawer.

After a while, the paper was so big that the three big characters of the self-criticism were written on it, and those who searched for the template of the self-criticism did not notice it at all, and the younger brothers and sisters on the side were shocked again.

Poor three little brats who have almost forgotten, I can only hope that there is no System 72 change in their dreams.

In the early morning, upon waking up, Fu Zizhan saw a page full of self-criticism by the bedside.

After observing the words and expressions of No Three No Four One, he ran to look at its domineering school beauty happily.

The promised three days turned into one night. In the final analysis, it was just a trick to get rid of the family. Some systems are very good at playing tricks inside the bottom line of their hosts, and some people indulge to the point that they have no bottom line at all.

After all, there is no mistake that can compare to the sacrifice of life and the companionship along the way.

A turmoil due to the victimization of wind reviews and the slight collapse of the character set ended, and the life of part-time workers was back on track.

After recording the one-off knockout match, I'm about to enter the group.

Early in the morning, the big golden retriever was very excited. After all, it wanted to have the system of Tongsheng's first play. Its host was busy completing tasks before, and never gave it such a chance to flex its muscles.

Also excited are the three youngsters in the family. Although there are not many nonsensical roles, they still have to live with the crew for about a week, and it is not convenient to run back and forth.

The cubs who had nowhere to go were originally going to be fostered in a pet shop, but later I heard that they could actually be brought along with them. After all, there are not a few dogs participating in the show, and pets are naturally allowed in the place where they live.

On the way to the film crew, there was a group of people. For Fu Zizhan, this trip was undoubtedly the most relaxing. The system is too idle to watch TV at home every day, and the brain will look stupid. Do something out of your mind.

The ghost knows what he went through after that hot search, the eyes that looked at him one by one, a joke that I can understand whether he sees through or not, makes him want to pull the system out and beat him up, but he still can't explain anything .

You can't say that it was actually posted by your own dog. You must know that the sentence "you never know whether a person or a dog is on the other side of the Internet" is actually just an exaggerated metaphor.

Excited and nonchalant, I didn't know that I had brought back the grievances of its host after several days. While enjoying the happy life of the crew, it teased heartlessly, and the two little guys seemed to have forgotten Fear a few days ago, the dog lived up to its name and hammered.

The crew was stationed in the suburbs, a place specially rented for filming. When they arrived, they were led by the staff to the place where they lived to store their things before rushing to the set.

On the main road, Fu Zizhan led Huantao's nonsense, and there were very noisy voices from far and near, and there were a few dogs barking among the voices.

As soon as you enter the gate, you will see a very spacious yard. Accompanied by loud applause, a dog in front of you suddenly rushes out and heads straight towards them. The pure black hair adds an infinite sense of oppression, and the graceful muscles The lines and ghastly fangs look terrifying.

Fu Zizhan's footsteps froze, and when he was about to dodge, he was suddenly pulled by a force, and the rope in his hand was loosened.

In the next second, the big golden retriever that was still on the ground just now was gone, and it was holding on to a big tree next to it tightly. In the sea of ​​consciousness, there was a familiar mechanical voice: "Why don't you tie the dog! Scared the system to death!!"

The air in the big yard suddenly became quieter, the uproar of people just now disappeared, and the dog who was rushing towards them slowly passed by with a picked up ball in its mouth, and glanced at the tree seemingly absently. , the fluttering eyes seemed to say: "I'm just going to pick up a ball, little brother, you don't have the guts!"

The quiet air was broken after a while. Cai Hu and assistant director Guang Chengzhou, who had already arrived on the set first, came over. In fact, there was nothing about Cai Hu today, and he came here purely to catch up with old friends.

Guang Chengzhou burst into laughter when he came up, with a hearty smile: "This skill is incredible, and the desire to survive is also good!"

Understand the nonsense of the implication: "..."

Why are there always some grown-ups who don't know how hard things are?Can that blame it?The speed of the dog's rush seemed to tear it apart.

Anyway, it's not its problem!

He would never admit that he was scared by a dog and went up a tree. Just as he was about to go down, he stopped, his eyes rolled, his head turned in the same direction for a moment, and he opened his mouth and left a small root from the tree. Branches with leaves.

Fu Zizhan received a small branch and leaf: "..."

After getting along for so long, how could he not know what his own system meant.

Fu Zizhan glanced indifferently with an expectant look on his face, then bent down and put the little leaves above his own system's ears, he looked like a pretty little girl who deliberately went to see her brother love Wearing a small flower.

After getting up, Fu Zizhan smiled at the two people in front of him, with a solemn tone: "The children in the family are older, and they care more about their image."

In front of outsiders, it can be said that it is very good for the children at home!

No Three No Four has a small leaf on one ear, and tilts its head up, as if showing off its new decoration to outsiders, and its big eyes are full of approval.

That's right!That's exactly what its host said!

Naturally, the first meeting is to leave a good impression on outsiders!Originally, I was going to pick a flower, but unfortunately the tree didn't bloom, so I had to use the leaves to make do with it!

The corners of Fu Zizhan's eyes twitched, and he looked away from his own system, his eyes hurt after looking at that silly look for a long time.

Guang Chengzhou didn't seem to have seen such a scene before, and his hearty smile froze a bit, "Adolescent boys, it's understandable!"

That is to say, where Fu Zizhan didn't know, he was already wondering in his heart whether the dog had really become a spirit.

After Cai Hu also talked a few words, the life of the film crew has officially begun.

It was led to stand with the other dogs, right next to the big black dog just now, and it was at this time that they realized that he was a serious police dog, but he was retired due to injury, but That ferocious aura can be clearly seen just by standing there.

The big black dog sniffed at it from time to time, making its chip numb. A certain system seemed to be standing aside obediently, but it had actually been thinking about it in its host's sea of ​​consciousness for a long time.

"It can't smell something, can it?"

"Don't I smell like a normal dog? I shouldn't~ I was obviously simulated according to the standard data. There is no dog more like me than me."

"If it smells something, will it sue its owner? Then take us away for research!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

On the necessity of having a mute function, it is a pity that the headquarters did not develop it.

"Maybe I want to study what a coward looks like."

dubious:"……"

Its host may have fallen in love with it for a short time, and it was obviously very cooperative just now!

O man!

In one second, he switched to the showman's grievance mode and acted very vigorously. In the next second, he felt that the direction of the big black dog sniffing next to him was gradually moving backwards, towards an unknown place.

Seeing that he was about to meet him, he backed away and hid behind his host...

"!!!"

What are you doing this is! !

The mechanical voice was terrified: "It actually wants to fuck me!"

It turned out that I didn't find anything, but I fell in love with it!This scares the system even more than finding something!

Fu Zizhan's eyebrows twitched when he heard the sudden mechanical sound, he looked down at the big black dog next to him, his eyes were extremely clear under his calm posture.

"You think a little too much," the cold tone contained ruthlessness.

Dumbfounded, who has come to his senses, doesn't quite agree with this point of view, "Obviously it is! I'm really attractive!"

Blame it for being too perfect, after all, it is a system with millions of fans!

But don't love it, it's fruitless!

He cast an apologetic look at the big black dog, and it was destined to be unable to respond!

A certain system plays too much, so that its host is a little far away from it.

It only took a few minutes for the farce unknown to outsiders to end. After the director explained the precautions, he said that he wanted to try to move.

As early as when he first picked him up, Cai Hu had already briefly told them that Ye Xingguang was a very rich family member. It can be said that he grew up with a golden key in his mouth. He entered this business purely because he liked it. The young master's arrogance and arrogance are low-key and calm.

Fu Zizhan sat with the guardians of other dogs, recalling Cai Hu's words, and looked at the happy person and dog in the distance.

I saw that Ye Xingguang, who was in harmony with No Three and No Four, took a piece of grass and put it behind his ear, and instantly had the same style of No Three and No Four. After putting it on, he showed it to the dog.

Fu Zizhan who witnessed everything: "..."

Low-key may be true, as for calmness?His agent may have misunderstood the term.

The filming is going on smoothly, and everything looks peaceful, but a certain narcissistic system always feels that the big black dog has ulterior motives for it, and always deliberately stays away from it, euphemistically saying that if there is no result, it cannot give others hope .

It's a really considerate system.

The system shooting of many daily scenes was naturally done very well. For several days in a row, I didn’t get N over G because of it. The excellent performance was unanimously praised, and many staff felt that it was the most searched dog.

Naturally, the objects of praise are not limited to one or the other, and even Fu Zizhan has been awarded the title of teaching dogs well, and life can be said to be leisurely and leisurely.

After the shooting of the scene here, the next few days will be the days of outdoor shooting. Almost all the shooting is in the mountains, and the entire crew moved to the shooting location in a mighty manner.

This day is going to be a night scene. After dinner, the gray sky is covered with dark clouds, which inexplicably adds a bit of ominous feeling. This is a natural scene that the crew has been waiting for for several days. Render the heaviness of the scene.

There were many transitions in the night scene tonight, Fu Zizhan didn't follow all the way, but was helping the three little boys to lose weight together with Xiao Qi.

The scene I'm filming now lasts until after ten o'clock in the evening, and I have to move to another place after the end.

There were a lot of staff staying on standby at the same place, chatting gossip together in twos and threes, suddenly there was a noise from deep in the forest, and one or two stopped what they were doing and looked over there.

After a while, I saw a big golden retriever dragging Ye Xingguang behind him and ran all the way. At the same time, a high-pitched mechanical voice sounded in the sea of ​​Fu Zizhan: "That big black is so unsteady! How dare you go pick him up?" Hornet's nest"

This unsteady dog ​​cannot find a partner.

Complaining about the big black dog, they ran wildly behind Fu Zizhan before stopping, and Ye Xingguang, who hadn't let go of the rope, came out for a while before other people and dogs appeared on the path. , one can imagine how fast some systems run.

Ye Xingguang bent over and panted heavily, the loud sound of breathing made one wonder if he was only breathing out but not in.

The mechanical voice in the Sea of ​​Consciousness was talking about what happened, saying that they had done a good job in the filming, but the big black dog suddenly barked at a dead tree that fell down at an unknown time, and then got close to it and pulled it together, and then This is how it is now.

With the withdrawal of the large troops, there was a riot on the flat ground, because many people were stung even with their dogs.

Of course, this does not include a certain system and Ye Xingguang who was taken away by it.

As a product of advanced technology, a little wasp naturally can't do anything about it, but it's just a timid system, used to running away when it encounters danger, and the motto of life...

36 counting is the best plan!

As long as it runs fast enough, there is no danger of catching it!

After the nonsense story was told, Ye Xingguang's breathing finally returned to normal, at least his voice sounded like a person.

He squatted on the ground and touched Budou's head, his eyes did look at the dog's owner: "Have you ever practiced Buddhi in your family?"

Otherwise, why does it seem to be able to fly?

During the running process, he once suspected that if he hadn't dragged back, the other party might really fly up.

Fu Zizhan's tone was calm: "Naturally born"

The cowardly attribute is brought out from the chip, probably due to the bad taste of the R&D personnel.

Ye Xingguang cast an envious look at the words, "That's really amazing, I can't run, and I always failed 1000 meters in school."

After Ye Xingguang revealed his physical fitness level, he thanked nonchalantly, regardless of whether he understood or not, after all, if the dog hadn't led him to fly, he might be one of the victims now.

After just talking for a while, the stung person swelled up visible to the naked eye, and the medical staff stationed in the crew were busy.

That scene was really thrilling and funny, the swollen places of each person or dog were different and strange, Ye Xingguang said that he was lucky to have a good teammate.

His good teammate No Three No Four has already followed its host on the way home. After all, this situation may not be able to be filmed in the next few days.

The director made a statement, and they could only be forced to take a vacation. After being praised and thanked, they still cocked their tails triumphantly and lamented that they were really clever little ghosts. I don't know that in its support club, its timid real hammer has made another fortune.

There is never a shortage of insiders in the race that likes to break the news. Besides, this matter is actually not small. The stories of the whistleblowers are vivid, and the fans are also overjoyed. They feel that this desire to survive is really gone. The only ones who didn't get stung were Dude and Ye Xingguang.

After the fans laughed, the time passed step by step. Fu Zizhan finished his leisurely life and started to work again.

This day is the day when the second performance of "Spring Breeze" was recorded. It was an ordinary day, the weather was not good, and the air quality was average. He thought he would leave after work as usual, but sometimes he thought It was really just what he thought.