I really just want to retire

At night, the full moon shines on the whole city with the cold air, and the lights of thousands of houses in the city center are always on, and the health experts have already fallen asleep. For the children who want to become monks naturally, the nightlife has just begun.

In the dead of night, this is a good time to surf the Internet. Someone is holding a surfboard, and someone is holding a big spoon. That machine is bound to eat the sweetest piece of melon.

One person and one system in the middle of the melon field, one has already fallen asleep, and the other is watching TV in a low voice to heal today's scars. They don't care, as if they weren't the two who released the video just now.

The apartment is very quiet, but the people surfing the Internet can't calm down. The 3-[-] minute video is very short, as short as the fuse of dynamite, which ignites all the emotions of the netizens at once, leaving only blurted out Those two words...

Fuck me! ! !

[Isn't this fucking lunatic? 】

[To be honest, I'm a little scared, she seems to have that serious illness]

[This is no longer a question of whether you are sick, okay?This is a psychopath!It's a beast! 】

The person on the surfboard raised his knife angrily, and the melon-eating children who came on foot saw the content of the video clearly.

The video is very clear, and even the voice can be heard clearly. I saw two dogs, one big and one small, walking loosely on the platform. Suddenly, the floor-to-ceiling windows on one side opened, and Ms. Jiang Zhu, another hot searched party, appeared. There, the expression on his face was not as simple as before. Above the white dress, a trace of cold viciousness flashed across the pretty face.

She stood there without moving, as if she was observing something. About ten seconds later, she waved at the two dogs, and the little Pomeranian whom she intimately called a baby did not rush towards her arms. The little Bomei who escaped was finally held in Jiang Zhu's arms.

The big golden retriever walked slowly towards that side, and the next second, the golden retriever stopped.Jiang Zhu suddenly threw the little Pomeranian into the pool, and the puppy who suddenly hit the cold water was very frightened, sobbing and preparing to get up, but was pressed down by that hand again.

A few seconds later, the big golden retriever, which had stopped, moved. It walked quickly to the pool and stretched out a paw, as if it wanted to fish out the puppy.To be pushed away by Jiang Zhu.

There was a crazy person flashing across his face just now, and there was a sudden scream, and then many people pushed away from the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the video stopped here abruptly.

The video is not long, but it shocked the netizens who came to eat melons without knowing it.Different places, different people have the same thought in their minds...

Is this fucking human? ? ?

[Fuck me! !That puppy is so pitiful! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Jiang Zhu, you die for me! 】

[I remember that there were rumors of Jiang Zhu cruelty to animals before]

[I'm about to cry, how could she bear it!Are you really worried? 】

【Her expression really looks like a pervert! 】

【Animal cruelty will die a good death】

[This is a slap in the face, I really laughed]

[I remember a long time ago, a beauty blogger said that he put a cat in Jiang Zhu's foster care, and finally the cat died. Jiang Zhu said that he accidentally fell ill and died. Now that I think about it, I am really terrified]

[I also remember this incident, I didn't think much about it at the time]

As a normal person, there is no one who is not angry at the moment after seeing the video. He originally had the mentality of eating melons, but saw a pervert.

Jiang Zhu, who originally bought the hot search, posted a hot search by himself at a very fast speed this time, and there is a vague tendency to go viral. The big word "dog abuse" on the title provoked people who didn't eat melons in front of them. They all clicked in.

The bright lights in Jiang Zhu's house at that time made her face very distorted, and her black pupils showed panic and anger. She had clearly observed that there was no surveillance or camera. Where did the video come from? ?It was obviously foolproof, so what went wrong? ?

At the same time, a blogger posted on Weibo: I lent the dog to Jiang Zhu. I am shaking with anger now. I can’t believe what my baby has gone through. The person who said he would take good care of it at that time, But almost put it to death.

As soon as it was sent out, there were comments from fans in twos and threes below...

【God, sister, hurry up and bring the dog back】

【I'm really afraid that it will be in danger if it's too late】

The blogger replied: Already on the way.

As the night drew nearer, and while the melon-eating netizens were so angry that they couldn't sleep, another internet celebrity blogger posted a blog.

It was a long story written from the bottom of my heart. It was a young lady who had fostered the cat with Jiang Zhu before. She said that she still doesn’t believe that her cat died of illness. After the cat died, there was no relationship between them. After contacting, she questioned, but got no answer.By now, she seemed to know the truth.

This sister's Weibo is undoubtedly pouring a bucket of oil on top of the explosives, making netizens feel like a volcanic eruption.

All of a sudden, Jiang Zhu's microblog was overwhelmed, and at the same time, the support club was also very lively...

[I just said that my dog ​​is not wrong, the child is really a good child]

【How do you have the heart to slander it like this! 】

[I really want to cry, I feel that our dog has been hit in the heart, the moment he stopped, I don’t know what was going on in his heart]

[The woman's expression was so ferocious that I was terrified, but our dog still stepped forward]

【It really wants to fish out the puppy!Even dogs can be kind, some people seem to be eaten by dogs]

[Bah, bah, bah!Dogs don't eat those dirty things! 】

There was blood and rain outside, and some people slept soundly until dawn. Fu Zizhan, who threw a bomb before going to bed, woke up and just looked at his phone casually. Dai Feiwen was also so confused that he couldn't sleep at night.

As a half of the participants in the incident and the person in charge of the advertising department, Dai Feiwen certainly knew that there was no camera or surveillance over there, but the video was so clear that it seemed like a ghost was following the film.

In the night, Dai Feiwen thought a lot. He remembered the hot search a long time ago, what scares the bastards away, and woke up calling out ghosts. At that time, he just looked at it as a joke, could it be...

Is there really a problem here?

This night, there was one more person who was shaken by the theory of materialism.

In the afternoon of the same day, Fu Zizhan received a call from Cai Hu, saying that the brand side has terminated the cooperation with Jiang Zhu, but the script and scene have been set, so there will still be another team joining, maybe they were together before. Zhuang Qun and his family's Jugui who have recorded "One Person, One Dog" have also tentatively decided on the commercial shooting time.

For a retiree who earns when he has money and rests when he has no money, it doesn't really matter when he works.

During the two days of rest, a big event at home was put on the agenda, and that was...

Heartless and heartless, it's time to lose weight. Yesterday he found out that these two cubs were actually snoring while sleeping! !

After dinner that day, a figure came out of the apartment building. The young man was holding three dog leashes in his hands. The two identical puppies were jumping around excitedly, and the big golden retriever walked as steadily as an old dog.

The nonsensical tone was very resentful, "Why do I have to go for a walk?"

Fu Zizhan didn't even look at it, "You should also lose weight."

dubious:"……"

Listen, is this a human language?How does it decrease?Delete the code?

Some hosts obviously have evil tastes and don't want to admit it!

On an April night, the breeze is quite pleasant. Many people who walk a hundred steps after dinner may want to live to 99.The dogs on the sidewalk were having fun wantonly. Adhering to the principle of losing weight, the distance they walked was not short.

It’s just that the ancients said that you can’t run at night at night, because when you run, you may encounter various barbecue stalls and snack bars, and some dogs may encounter various pet shops while running.

At the entrance of a roadside pet store, a big golden retriever standing there motionless like an old dog.The two cubs were probably tired from running, so they followed suit, one on the left and one on the right.

The person holding the rope behind them just watched quietly. It looked like a child in a shopping mall who wanted to buy a toy, and the parents quietly watched their performance.

The three dogs and one person who looked static to outsiders had actually communicated in the sea of ​​consciousness for several rounds.

No-nonsense and sincere suggestion: "I really think that dress is good"

Fu Zizhan's eyebrows twitched. The retirement system is too busy, and he has learned how to dress up.

The nonsense mechanical voice was very righteous: "I bought it for the two of them, and the little girls must be beautiful!"

"Of course... if you want to buy it for me, I don't mind"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Really good one does not mind.

No Three No Four just wanted to show how it doesn't mind, the door of the pet shop opened, and the owner was a lady in her forties, maybe she saw them standing at the door for too long, the eldest sister stood at the door Very enthusiastic: "Oh~ young man, your dog is really well-raised, come in and have a look~"

Before Fu Zizhan moved, the three figures at the other end of the leash moved first, and their steps were uniform. Anyone who saw it looked like a family.

The people who entered the store happily looked here and there, as if the store had been contracted by me.

The furry head of the big golden retriever pointed towards a piece of clothing: "I think this green one is very good."

There are several of the same, just right for a parent-child outfit.

Fu Zizhan glanced over there, "Deduct from your endorsement fee"

dubious,"……"

No wonder human beings say that brothers and sisters settle accounts clearly, it is also its own host.

After a while, three dogs wearing exactly the same green clothes came out of the store. They didn't buy any clothes during the Chinese New Year, and they finally got their wish on this spring night.

The pace of heartless trotting has slowed down significantly, and I don't know if it's because I'm tired or it's a novelty to put on clothes for the first time.

On the sidewalk, he walked gracefully in a nonchalant manner, and those who didn't know what he looked like thought he was walking a catwalk show.

The mechanical sound in the Sea of ​​Consciousness sounded, "I think you can buy one too."

Fu Zizhan refused without thinking.

No need!This color is somewhat challenging, it is too eye-catching, and I don’t know if my system was overly stimulated by the turtle last time, I especially love green.

The night fell quietly, and the dogs who had reached the standard of exercise today fell asleep shortly after returning home, but the classmate without liver looked at the three green figures on the sofa, with a bit of disgust in his expression.

At noon the next day, Fu Zizhan, who had finished his meal, stared several times at the heartless man who was eating dog food, and his mixed eyes made him confused.

Just as it was about to ask something, it saw its host squatting in front of the Heartless and Heartless sisters. With its slender fingers, it opened a corner of the clothes, and what came into view was that the white fur had turned into a faint green.

Fu Zizhan, who was squatting on the ground, turned his head and glanced at his own system. One person and one system looked at each other, one full of horror and one full of fun.

The nonsense mechanical voice is very eager: "Help me take it off!"

The next second after finishing speaking, it seemed that he couldn't wait for others to help, and the whole big golden retriever disappeared in a flash, leaving only a green dress on the sofa, looking very depressed.

The missing big golden retriever reappeared in the living room the next moment, but the original golden hair...

green.

Uncertainly turned to look at himself, his big eyes were a little collapsed, and his host's unscrupulous ridicule was in his ears.

After laughing, Fu Zizhan stretched out his hand and took off his heartless clothes. Compared with the golden hair, the white hair was dyed more thoroughly and clearly.

The white heads of the two dogs and their faintly green bodies looked like they had eaten poisonous mushrooms.

The whole scene was extraordinarily funny, unexplainably heartless, they took off their clothes and continued to cook, leaving only their elder brother to collapse alone.

A few seconds later, he looked nonchalantly at his own host who took out his mobile phone, and his eyes were filled with lovelessness in the sound of clicking. Its wise image was gone, and it was archived by its host.

After a while, the dyed Buchibusi walked to the bathroom alone, and the action of draining the water was done in one go, and then he squatted obediently in the water, the mechanical voice sounded a little aggrieved: "Wash me up~"

Fu Zizhan, who put away his mobile phone, picked up Heartless after eating, and the three dogs squatted in the water neatly, just like they used to wear clothes.

I regret being washed away by my host for nothing, now I regret it very much, I regret it very much! !

No wonder the enthusiastic aunt tried her best to sell it, saying that it was cheap and easy to wear. It turned out that it was cheap here, and it was really cheap to dye a hair for free!

Before going to bed late at night, the sound of the TV has long since disappeared in the living room, and the dude who was forced to dye his hair went back to sleep in the sea of ​​consciousness early, and tonight is full of melancholy...

Fu Zizhan on the bed fiddled twice with his fingertips on the phone screen. Under yesterday's Weibo post, many people were filled with righteous indignation, and many fans genuinely cared about their dog's emotions.

One or two minutes later, the screen of the mobile phone went off, and the hairpins in different places received a notification from their brother's blog at the same time.

Fu Zizhan V: The dog is fine, it's just green.

Attached are a few random pictures taken earlier.

Fans who saw the picture clearly: "..."

Laughter spilled out of the corners of his mouth at the same time, it's a black fan's real hammer!

【My fucking backhand is a hilarious laugh】

[What's wrong with not seeing you for a day?My nonsense]

[You finally can't think about it, are you going to dye this thing green? 】

[Not three young masters!Do you love me? 】

[Hahahahaha, the clothes have faded, my previous white Satsuma was also dyed fluorescent yellow]

This night, many hairpins' funeral love DNA was moved.

Waking up from hibernation early in the morning, looking at the microblog posted by his host: "..."

Its wise image is really gone!

All wronged, all want to do something...

So, when a ray of sunlight came in through the gap in the curtains, Fu Zizhan faced the bedside as soon as he opened his eyes. There was a shiny green golden fur. I feel wronged.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He may not have woken up yet.

Looking nonchalantly at the host who closed his eyes, the eyes of accusation were triumphant.

Come on, hurt each other~

If you send me ugly photos, I will burn your eyes!

When Fu Zizhan, who doubted that he was still in a dream, opened his eyes again, the golden hair beside the bed turned greener, as if he had already felt a green light shining on his face.

Fu Zizhan's temples jumped uncontrollably, gnashing his teeth every word, just like when he saw that turtle.

"You change back for me!"

Uncertainly raising his head and being very stubborn, "You deleted Weibo"

It's not that I want to leave its dark history behind.

What a bad idea! !

The person on the bed touched the phone by the side of the bed. After a few seconds, a Weibo page was missing from the Weibo homepage. At the same time, the golden hair, which was glowing green, suddenly changed and returned to normal.

A family conflict ended with each other taking a step back.