I really just want to retire

Before he got an answer to the strange feeling in his heart, the other party's cell phone rang first, and the ringtone of the old man's style rang through the air.

Teacher Zhou, who was restless just now, smiled sweetly and flatteringly. Fu Zizhan, who was not interested in listening to the content of other people's calls, was forced to listen because the other party spoke loudly and mentioned him.

The person on the other side of the phone didn't know what to say, he only heard Mr. Zhou next to him say, "I'm with a young kid from the crew!"

It was obviously a very common sentence, but Teacher Zhou insisted on uttering a poisonous oath, as if he was about to hang up the phone and start a video to prove it.

In the end, the video was naturally not turned on, and it seemed that the person on the other side of the phone believed it.

Teacher Zhou who hung up the phone smiled, "My old lady checks the post, and she still likes to do this after so many years."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

I don't know why it feels like I've been shown.

Teacher Zhou, who showed his affection invisibly, put his mobile phone in his hands and stood up, finally ending the restless state before.

Sitting Fu Zizhan raised his head and watched the other party move his arms and legs, then took off his big padded jacket and said, "I'm not fishing well, I'll go warm up first, Xiao Fu, you fish first", While talking, he took off all the clothes one after another, leaving only a pair of big flower pants.

The clothes that had been taken off were neatly folded together by their owner, and something was placed on the ground.

After finishing everything, Teacher Zhou explained, "I'll come up after two laps, Xiaofu, please help me take care of my clothes!"

With that solemn tone, it seemed that what was being handed over to the other party was not a few clothes, but a priceless antique.

Teacher Zhou, who was active for a while after speaking, jumped into the river with a plop.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

In fact, he was a little dazed throughout the whole process, and the feeling that something was wrong was finally explained. Maybe he just didn't want to drink, fishing was second, and the most important thing was to go for a couple of laps in the lake.

As for why you want to pull him together...

Fu Zizhan looked at the clothes at his feet, and always felt that there was a story in them.

At the moment when he was in a trance, the people in the lake had already swam far away, and the lake in Quanhe City in March would not be frozen solid, but there were still a lot of unmelted ice inside.

Fu Zizhan looked at the back of the person who was swimming farther and farther, and only felt that the opponent was more hardcore. After all, there was a big difference between hearing and facing the impact.

Ten minutes later, the other party was still in the water and had no intention of coming up. Fu Zi moved the fishing rod in his hand, and the bait below was still the first one, motionless like a bastard. He thought he could learn from it this time. A fur, the result...

Others are led by the master to practice on their own, but the senior let him go to play by himself.

Lead in?

Find the door yourself!

After another 5 minutes, Mr. Zhou had already started to swim the second lap.

Fu Zizhan's fishing rod was still motionless. Facts have proved that he didn't have the skill to light up before, so don't expect to learn it now.

The true meaning of life lies in having self-knowledge and...knowing how to give up. After all, as a retiree, you don't have to be so perfect!

If you really want to eat the fresh fish you caught, you can throw your own system directly into the water. After thinking about it, Fu Zizhan put away the fishing rod, and when the teacher who doesn't care about drinking comes back, they should be able to I'm going back home, as for this trip, it's just a release.

The one caught by the cue is nonsense, "???"

What was its host thinking just now?

"You won't buy it yourself?"

Fu Zizhan put away the fishing rod, and said calmly, "If you can save it, save it, don't waste money."

dubious:"……"

Are you short of a fish money?It's clear that the squeezing system has become a habit and they don't want to admit it.

Not three and four are so resentful that they don't want to talk.

The happy Fu Zizhan was just about to put the fishing rod into the box, when suddenly there was a cry for help not far away, his hands froze, and when he looked around, he didn't see anyone, only Teacher Zhou was swimming in the distance alone. work hard.

Nonchalantly reminded, "It seems to be behind"

In the next second, the box and fishing rod in his hand were thrown on the ground, and his slender legs ran to the other side of the road with big strides.

The surface of the lake is very low, forming a high and long steep slope with the main road. Fu Zi cut it to the other side and saw clearly. Not far away, there seemed to be a child pacing anxiously, calling his sister anxiously, the lake shore In the water not far away, a person was struggling with his head up and down.

The person who had just stopped took off his down jacket and jumped in without even thinking about it. When the icy water quickly seeped through the clothes and seeped into his skin, the person in the water suddenly froze, and the memory buried in the deepest place was bitten. Awakened by the cold water, people who could have been in the water like a fish in water fell down like a fool.

"Host!" The mechanical voice was loud and piercing, full of worry.

The person who was in a trance instantly woke up a lot, and swam towards that side quickly, waving his arms.

The crying little girl by the lake seemed at a loss. She seemed to want to go back and call the adults, but the distance was too far. She kept holding the wooden sticks on the bank to let her sister catch them, but they were not long enough.

The bodies of the people in the water are gradually stiffening, and their swimming movements are very mechanical. The stiffness is not caused by the body, but more like a stress response after trauma.

The movement of swimming over there was very fast and mechanical, but there was one more head in the water at some point. The little girl who was crying on the shore just now might not have noticed the slippery ice under her feet, or she might be saving her sister. Eager.

The lake water flows very slowly, but the weight of the two little girls is not heavy, and they have been floating gently with the current.

Fu Zizhan quickly grabbed the elder sister who fell into the water first. The other party's face was very pale. He didn't know whether it was from the cold or from fright. His eyes could not be closed, and he looked very weak.

Compared with the elder sister who had been in the water for a while, the younger sister was obviously in much better condition, but her face was full of panic, and her little hand was tightly grasping Fu Zichou's arm, as if grabbing a life-saving straw.

But their life-saving straw was not much better, their pretty faces were expressionless, and deep in their ink-like eyes seemed to be painfully recalling something, and their movements towards the shore were so mechanical that only survival instinct remained.

The next moment, the strength on the right arm suddenly eased a lot, and there was a big fish under the not-so-clear lake. The big fish had its head against the little girl's waist, bearing more than half of the weight, and its body rested on the slender Under the legs, it seems to be protecting something.

The older sister who was facing this side trembled slightly with half-closed eyes, slightly parted her pale lips, and uttered two words weakly, "Big fish~"

The under-water mischievous was so frightened that he directly covered his body down, and changed the motion of holding his waist to supporting his feet, with more than half of his body still under its host.

Following its big movement, the person swimming mechanically towards the shore blinked his long eyelashes, the complexities in the depths of his pupils faded away, his face was no longer expressionless, and a cold voice sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness, "It's okay, Let's go back"

The big fish under the feet didn't move, and it took several seconds before it suddenly disappeared, making all the small fish in the lake bewildered, just like when it suddenly appeared, the fish's big blinking eyes were extremely confused. up. ? ? ?

Where's the boss?

Why is such a big and big senior gone?

Where did you come from, and where are you going?Is it abstract or concrete?

Seven seconds later...

Hey, why did they swim here?

At the time when the fish's memories were restarted, the people in the water were finally coming to the shore. Not far away, Mr. Zhou, who was wearing a big padded jacket directly over the big flower pants, came galloping. It's anxiety and worry, "what's the matter?"

Fu Zizhan sent the little girl in his hand to the shore, "It must have slipped down by accident"

The weight of the children was not much, and the two little girls were easily pulled ashore. Teacher Zhou gave emergency assistance to the elder sister. When a sip of water spit out from her mouth, the little girl opened her eyes, which were still a little Confused, with a weak tone, "Big fish~"

dubious:"……"

How can I remember it? Its original intention is just to be afraid of any accidents to its host.

The little girl who called for big fish was hugged by another one, and the younger sister who had not dared to speak up saw her sister wake up, and couldn't help but cry.

Two little girls who looked exactly the same were leaning on each other, and two middle-aged men came running not far away. They seemed to be a couple. Among them, the eldest sister in her 30s had a bit of emotional ups and downs after seeing her child, and was Later, I was afraid that I would be angry again.

In contrast, the elder brother was much calmer, he kept thanking Fu Zizhan and Mr. Zhou, and after seeing Fu Zizhan's drenched clothes, he still wanted to pull someone to go home to change into a clean one, Fu Zizhan Zhan finally refused, not being polite, but the location of the home that the eldest brother said was true, it was a bit far away, and it was better to get back in the car and blow on the air conditioner after all the back and forth.

Turning around and leaving the road step by step, the voices of a family of four talking behind them.

The elder sister who was picked up by her father was still looking at the water, "Big fish~"

At that time, the sister who was not in the same direction as her sister didn't see anything, so naturally she didn't understand what the other party was looking at. She emphasized, "It was that uncle who saved us."

My sister stared at the water, "There are still big fish~"

The nonchalant who had already left with his host, "..."

Stop being a big fish and forget about it!

The biggest fish in the lake did not exceed five catties.

Feeling the emotions of his own system, Fu Zizhan chuckled, "Now I know I regret it, why didn't I see you hesitate when I came out?"

He paused for a while, "I'm not... afraid that something will happen to you and I will be formatted!"

Fu Zizhan stared into the distance and didn't speak, but recalled some memories of his first arrival in the bureau. As a newcomer, he didn't care about the task, and he always had the mentality of muddling along, so he didn't think about improving himself.

Until that time when the stupid system tried to save him, but he was shot to pieces, so broken that the R&D staff asked him to change it.

"Take off your wet clothes in the car and put on mine first!"

The person trapped in the memory was pulled back by Teacher Zhou's voice.

In the car, Fu Zizhan still didn't wear Teacher Zhou's clothes in the end, because there was another coat in the car, which could be changed temporarily.

The hot air conditioner in the car was fully turned on, and Mr. Zhou, who rushed over in a hurry, went to pack up the things that had just been thrown on the shore.

In the car, Fu Zizhan, who was changing clothes, grabbed the hem of the fleece sweater with both hands. When the collar of the clothes passed his head, there were suddenly two sounds of heavy objects falling to the ground.

After recovering the sight blocked by the clothes, he saw under the seat and appeared...

Two twitching fish, one big and one small.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

The naked man froze for two seconds.

The onlookers watched the whole process of nonsense: "Hahahahahaha!!"

The laughter was so loud that it shocked the stunned people back to their senses.

Fu Zizhan ignored the busy watching system, and reached out to pick up one of the small fish. It may have been out of the water for too long, and he had already started to roll his eyes. It is estimated that he was only the last straw before dying.

Mr. Zhou, who came back from packing his things, was carrying an empty bucket with no water or fish in his hand. Seeing the fish in Fu Zizhan's hand, he paused, "Did you still catch it?"

Fu Zizhan's tone was indifferent, "It should be considered to some extent."

If he drilled himself into his pocket, that should count as well. From this point of view, he actually unlocked the fishing skill.

Teacher Zhou took two steps forward, "You change your clothes first, be careful not to catch a cold", his tone was very much like an old mother at home who is afraid of her child being cold.

After finishing speaking, he looked at the fish in Fu Zizhan's hand again, "It's a bit small, it's still a fry."

Fu Zizhan also picked up the one under the seat, and put them together in the bucket, "It's still young, let's let it go."

I hope they can survive after being out of the water for so long. After all, it is the first time he has caught fish by himself, so it is still very memorable.

Fu Zizhan, who sincerely prayed for Yu'er, put on the unknown coat in the car, and the down jacket became hot again in an instant.

On the way back, Mr. Zhou drove very fast, and the level of hardcore was second only to the two laps in the lake just now.

The car was very quiet, Teacher Zhou who was driving the car apologized for no reason, and Fu Zizhan in the co-pilot looked sideways with puzzled eyes.

Then he heard a few explanations. Teacher Zhou said that once he went swimming alone, the temperature of the water was just right, and he swam like a hearty swimmer. As soon as he landed...

Clothes are gone.

Somebody picked up his clothes as rubbish, and the car couldn't drive in that place. After walking for a long time and returning to the car, he had a cold and a fever.

After he recovered from his illness, he was punished by his wife to sleep in the study for a month.

I also thought about it today. It is true that I want to go fishing, but it is true that I want to swim twice.

Teacher Zhou still had a sorry look on his face, as if what happened just now was because of him.

Fu Zizhan leaned his head on the seat and returned the other party's apology. This was just an accident.

No one can predict what will happen in the next moment.

Fu Zizhan, who returned to the hotel, was told by Mr. Zhou to take a hot bath as soon as he was his own child. After taking a bath, he received ginger tea from someone who didn't know where.

But even after taking a hot bath and drinking ginger tea, some people still have a fever at night, and they don't know whether it's caused by the cold in the body or the mental shock that makes the cold attack the heart.

All in all, a person who has not been sick for more than half a year fell ill.

Fu Zizhan on the bed fell into a drowsy sleep, he didn't know when he fell asleep, he only knew that something was wrong with his body when he woke up.

After a while, he took out his mobile phone from the bedside table, and the squinted man could see the time clearly. He fell asleep from afternoon to 10:30 in the evening.

Flipping through the address book with my fingers and pressing the call button, the person on the other end of the phone answered in seconds, "What do you want Brother Fu to do?"

Fu Zizhan hoarsely said, "Go buy some antipyretics and send them to my room."

Xiao Qi on the other end of the phone didn't say any words of concern, and the call was over.

After hanging up the phone, Fu Zizhan lay motionless on the bed like a breathing corpse.

After a few seconds, a mechanical voice sounded, "Why don't you take some pills?"

There are a lot of miscellaneous things in the storage space, and there are also a lot of elixir. Naturally, this small world without spiritual energy can't be eaten randomly, but you can still eat a little of the kind that mainly has the effect of washing the marrow. To a certain extent, these can be excreted. Ordinary viruses and chills.

At least it works much faster than antipyretics.

The corpse on the bed, no, it was Fu Zizhan who opened his closed eyes. Regret flashed in the depths of his eyes. Obviously, some people who are sick and confused have forgotten.

A porcelain bottle suddenly appeared in the hand on the side of the bed. This kind of elixir is the most common and tasteless in the cultivation world. It is so common that he doesn't know when he threw a bottle into it.

Fu Zizhan, who was lying down, sat up, and a round pill appeared in his palm. With a little force on his fingertips, the pill was split into two.

Stuff is a good thing, but you can’t eat too much. It’s not just talking about washing the marrow and removing impurities. The effect of eating too much is probably that people with pockmarked faces will suddenly become covered with collagen, white with powder.

Then he was chased by his relatives and friends for three streets overnight, and asked to hand over what skin care products he used.

It's just that some people who are already very cautious still underestimated the content of impurities in this world, and the stench emitted from the body gradually began to spread within a minute.

Fu Zizhan looked down at himself, "..."

The movement of jumping out of bed was extremely fast, not at all like a patient with a high fever.

The dubious comment in the sea of ​​knowledge, "You are dirty"

"..."

"Don't talk!"

Bububusi, who was ordered to shut up, clicked his tongue. It really hasn't seen its host so embarrassed for a long time.

The dirty and smelly Fu Zi cut into the bathroom to drain the water in one go. He was afraid that if it was a few minutes later, there would be an entertainment sand sculpture news tomorrow--a celebrity named Fu fainted in the crew hotel, and the scene was full of stench. Suspected that he hadn't showered for many days and made himself dizzy.

It’s really a septic tank, and everyone who reads the news will say that it has found its relatives!

When did you become refined?Why don't you bring your buddies along.

When the steaming water slid across the body, from head to toe and fell to the ground, it had turned black.

And the naked/naked body still has impurities and toxins being eliminated.

In the not-so-big bathroom, the sound of splashing water continued for a long time without stopping, so that the people inside didn't even hear his cell phone ringing on the bed for a long time.

After a while, Fu Zizhan, who had finally finished washing, wrapped his bath towel and opened the bathroom door. His bare feet staggered slightly, because...

There were several pairs of eyes at the door, looking straight at him.

Xiao Qi, who was closest to him, still raised his arms, as if he wanted to push the bathroom door open from the outside.

I just didn't expect the people inside to come out suddenly.

The air stood still the moment the bathroom door opened.

Fu Zizhan standing inside didn't move, while Mr. Qi Zhou and the group outside moved their noses in unison and held their breath.

The time went back to ten minutes ago, Xiao Qi, who came back from buying medicine, knocked on the door for a long time but no one answered him, and no one answered the phone for a long time.

Thinking of Xiao Qi, whose boss was in a bad state just now, he thought a lot, and then quickly ran to the front desk to get a spare key card. On the way, he happened to meet Director Chen Qi Haoyan who was finishing work, and Teacher Zhou who came back from outside.

Xiao Qi's anxious appearance attracted everyone's attention, so without Fu Zizhan's knowledge, the fact that he fainted in the room with a suspected fever aroused many people's concerns.

Then it appeared. He had just finished washing when a group of people broke into the door.

The worried eyes of the people at the bathroom door gradually became confused, and the person who seemed to them to have fainted came up and showed them a beautiful man getting out of the bath.

The young man is naked/naked on the upper body, and the lower body/waist is wrapped in a bath towel. Under the fair complexion, the muscle lines are well-proportioned and beautiful. The typical clothes look thin and fleshy, and the wet hair is drooping. The cheeks are pure and lustful, very seductive.

It was a very eye-catching scene, but everyone was not in the mood to appreciate it, because they really couldn't breathe! ! !

If you hold your breath for too long, your chest begins to protest, but if you breathe, your nose protests too! !

The still air was broken, and Xiao Qi, who stood at the front and received the greatest impact, trembled, "Brother Fu, are you... are you cooking shit, eating shit?"

The loud stench was so hot that it made people dizzy, and there were unknown black water stains on the bathroom floor.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Bare footsteps moved, and the movement of going out and closing the door was smooth and fluid. He raised his eyes and glanced at the people staring at him. After a few seconds, he explained, "I saw a folk method, so I tried it."

His explanation made everyone who was stunned come back to their senses. Director Chen took the lead and retreated to the corridor, and said in a bitter tone, "You are young, why do you still believe that? It is hard to take medicine and go to the hospital when you are sick." reason"

As soon as Director Chen opened his mouth, there were chattering voices all around.

"Brother Fu, I was almost injured at work by you just now!!"

"Xiao Fu, you are wrong. Those on the Internet are all deceitful. People of my mother's age don't believe it."

"Can you still live in this room? Ask the front desk if there is any vacancy for another one."

"..."

Fu Zizhan, who was said to be too innocent and without common sense, smiled and said nothing. At this time, the sense of existence should be reduced to the minimum, lest curious people ask him what the native method is.

The people who came here with worry but were stunned gradually dispersed. After all, the people who were worried seemed to be fine. Now they just want to go back and take a shower. If they stay any longer, they may be marinated.

Only little Qi Qi Haoyan and Teacher Zhou were left in the noisy corridor.

Xiao Qi held his breath and explained the precautions for the medicine. After the explanation, he said that he first went to the front desk to ask if there was any vacancy, and then ran away in a hurry.

Teacher Zhou didn't show any expression on his face, and his tone was full of concern, asking the client how he was feeling now, whether he wanted to go to the hospital, etc.

Feeling very good, Fu Zizhan declined the proposal after thanking him. If he goes to the hospital now, the doctor will probably say that he is as strong as a cow, so he should not register to occupy medical resources.

Among the three, only Qi Haoyan, the gossiping little charge, remained silent. He was usually the one who talked the most. During the quiet second or two, Qi Haoyan suddenly took a step forward and approached Fu Zizhan. Fu Zizhan took a step back calmly. .

Qi Haoyan snorted, "Why do I think you're pale, your face is so tender that it's almost watery?"

Fu Zizhan's eyelids were drooping, he turned around as if nothing had happened, and said in a casual tone, "You're sweating a lot, even if you have a fever."

Qi Haoyan's attention was instantly diverted, "Don't curse me!"

During the noisy period, Xiao Qi came back with a new room card. After a lot of trouble, the world finally calmed down.

As for the previous room, the doors and windows were opened for ventilation, and it would be fine if it was ventilated overnight.

It was this night that those who were affected more or less popularized the unreliability of folk methods with their families.

But the instigator has already fallen asleep, the work and rest of retirees, insomnia at night does not exist, even if they sleep for a long time in the afternoon.

The next day, when Fu Zizhan arrived on the set, he received the attention of people he knew and...

The jealous look of the make-up artist.

As for his doubts that seem to have nothing, he always prevaricates them with today's state. Anyway, the difference between the left and the right is not too big, not to the extent of changing faces.

Makeup artist: "..."

He had never heard of anyone who was fine the next day after a fever.

The fact is that some people get better for a long time, and they will always be better in the future.

For ten days in a row, the temperature in Quanhe City has gradually started to rise, and the previously scheduled variety show will start recording tomorrow.

The night before the recording, Fu Zizhan, who had just finished filming a break, suddenly had an extra hand in front of his eyes. The owner of the hand, Xiao Qi, held up his mobile phone, "Brother Fu, you are on the hot search, you went out a few days ago The thing that saved people"

Fu Zizhan: "???"

Delay hot search?

It's been more than ten days, who did it?