I really just want to retire

While waiting for the police and the person in charge of the hotel to arrive, Fu Zizhan told Director Chen again that if it took too long to deal with it, it might not be possible to shoot today.

After finishing everything, Fu Zizhan leaned against the wall with one hand in his pocket, glanced at the little assistant who dared not speak out from the corner of his eye, and chuckled, "Scared?"

Then this heart is somewhat fragile and needs to be exercised.

Xiao Qi quickly moved to Fu Zizhan's side, looking like he wanted to look into the room but didn't dare to look, "Brother Fu, she, are they still alive?"

Fu Zizhan's tone was very calm, "It looks like he's still alive."

Xiao Qi glanced again and quickly looked away. What else did he want to ask? After the elevator door opened, a middle-aged man came quickly, with an apologetic face on his face, "Mr. , we will definitely give you an explanation for this matter."

Fu Zizhan glanced across the business card on the other party's chest, and said in a tone of no emotion, "Let's wait until the police arrive."

The manager who was still thinking about trivial matters: "..."

Before going out today, I should worship the Bodhisattva.

The manager named Cui Gu touched his head, with a smile on his face, deeply feeling that his hair might have to fall out again.

The police came very quickly, and the door that could only be opened a crack just now was completely opened by the police who entered.

The two people lying on the ground showed their full faces, and a policewoman said with a bit of anger, "It's them again!"

Another policeman echoed, "It's such a free time!"

Standing outside the door, Fu Zizhan glanced at the policeman and the two people on the ground, his brows slightly moved, which meant that he was still a habitual offender.

The female policeman squatted on the ground and sniffed the two of them, "Why did you faint here?"

As soon as she finished her questioning words, everyone's eyes were focused on the standing young man outside the door.

Fu Zizhan, who was facing many gazes, shrugged calmly, "I don't know, in fact, I just found out."

As for the fact that your own system made people faint, has anyone seen it?

No!

If no one sees it, it doesn't exist!

The female policeman seemed a little doubtful, and Xiao Qi on the side hurriedly added, "We really don't know, Comrade Policeman, my brother Fu has been filming on the set all day, and the entire crew can testify!! I just thought When I came back to get some things, I ran into these two... perverts who don't know where they came from"

Xiao Qi said the last two words very quietly, and glanced inside while speaking, and then quickly looked away after the glance, with a look that his eyes were hot.

The girl lying on the ground looks normal. The abnormal one is the person next to her. She is wearing fishnet leggings and a small leather skirt under the down jacket. The top is a tight low-cut sweater with death Barbie pink. What is exposed is a flat Chest/breast, even with a little chest hair.

The most eye-catching thing is the makeup on his face like an oil painting. Those who don't know may think that he directly splashed all the paint on his face.

The female police officer squatting on the ground looked at Xiao Qi and didn't ask any more questions. Just when she was about to reach out to the girl's body, the lying person suddenly opened his eyes, his pupils staring straight at the ceiling. The appearance of cheating the corpse scared the female policeman back a small step.

The out-of-focus pupils of the girl who cheated the corpse recovered, and after a scream, she got up and ran outside, shouting as she ran, "There is a ghost! There is a ghost! There is a ghost!!"

"Stop!" The policewoman quickly pinned her down.

The girl who was pinned down struggled, "There is a ghost! This room really has a ghost. The air conditioner turned on by itself, and the quilt and quilt turned into people."

Everyone followed her words and looked into the room...

The air conditioner is off, the remote control is placed on the table, the quilt on the bed is neatly spread, everything looks normal.

The policewoman's voice was tinged with anger again, "Don't pretend to be crazy, I've only been out for a few days!"

It may be that the girl's scream stimulated the clip-voice man on the ground. In the next few minutes, the exact same scene played out, and the two even said exactly the same words.

For the police who have received strict education, they will naturally not believe it. For them, evidence is the most important thing.

There was a lot of commotion, and some passers-by eating melons gradually appeared in the corridor.

Following the gossiping eyes of passers-by, the group followed Manager Cui to a place where they could watch the surveillance.

The monitoring was much clearer than their nonsense. The matter was clear and there was no doubt. Fu Zizhan, who was the person involved, went to the police station again.

As for where the room cards of the two of them came from, that should be something that Manager Cui should worry about.

On the way to the police station, Fu Zizhan listened to the policewoman's science popularization about the "great achievements" of the two of them.

Well-deserved old illegitimate meal.

They have a lot of fans. They like this one today and another one tomorrow. If they like it, they will be very sick. They want to live in other people's homes, and want to lie under their beds. In their words, that is the closest they are to their brothers and sisters. distance, because of love I want to get closer.

Sometimes when they are caught, the artists report to the police, and after a few days of detention, they still remain stubborn.

After the female policeman finished talking about the great achievements of the two, her head hurt a little.

However, the two parties changed their expressions of being terrified countless times before, and looked at Fu Zizhan as if they were looking at some kind of demon, not even the slightest bit of crazy obsession.

After coming out of the police station, Fu Zizhan received a call from Manager Cui, saying that he had found out the origin of the room card. He was a new receptionist who had been bribed by two people. They told her to go and come out without being arrested. When she found out, she believed it was true.

The main reason is that there are too many for her.

Manager Cui also said about the follow-up handling, they will hold the front desk accountable, change the room and give some compensation.

The eyes of the originally lazy person lit up when he heard the word compensation.

This should be there!He loves it!

It was not in vain for him to delay so long.

After tossing the room and returning to the set, it was already afternoon.

As soon as Fu Zizhan arrived, he received some spectators. The crew had a lot of people talking, and any disturbance could spread very quickly. Although everyone would not discuss it publicly, it would not matter how much they said in private. It is known, after all, gossip is human nature.

Although the matter was handled smoothly and did not affect the progress of the crew, many people saw it when the police car arrived.

Fu Zizhan sat down on the original rest chair after being dragged and asked by Director Chen, and picked up the script that had been put down before.

As soon as he sat down, he was surrounded by Qi Haoyan and Wen Zheyan who were off the show.

Bagua Xiaochong showed concern, "Brother Fu, are you alright?"

Fu Zizhan moved the script in his hand, "Well, the arms and legs are still there."

Hearing the words, Qi Haoyan really checked the person's arms and legs, and said after confirming that the person was intact, "I heard that there was a ghost screaming when the person was taken away, it can't be true ..."

Fu Zizhan glanced at him lightly, "Maybe it's in their hearts."

Anyway, there is no one in his room, only a timid system that dare not be tough.

The nonsense in the sea of ​​consciousness: "???"

It whispered, "I'm called... outsmarting"

A peaceful world is so beautiful that violence is out of the question.

Besides, if it directly knocked people out, wouldn't the host have to do with it? It's fine now, there's no monitoring in the room, and the two of them weren't injured. They have nothing to do with the host from the beginning to the end. , Even the police only thought they were talking nonsense.

To sum up, this trick is scary from the air, it's perfect!

It is also an ordinary little clever ghost today~

Fu Zizhan touched the proud little tail of the system from the air, "Well, you are great."

The awesome naughty took the opportunity to seek some benefits for himself, "Then I am so smart, can I go to the crew next door to see it?"

Before Fu Zizhan could speak, he hurriedly added, "This time I will definitely hide myself very well, so I won't be discovered!", in a tone that was close to swearing with a chip.

"I heard that they are about to finish filming, so I just want to see the ending, okay~~" The mechanical voice turned back and forth, as if being electrocuted after being struck by lightning.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

His tone gradually became indifferent, "If you talk like that again, just stand facing the wall and think about it for a day."

It's hot on his mind.

Hearing the words, he quickly left the body and ran to the crew next door. If the host didn't object, he agreed. Sure enough, the coquettish system is the best life~

As for standing for a day?

It has no ears, it can't hear!

It took less than half a minute to communicate with his own system, and Fu Zizhan, who was so irritated by the coquettish system, showed his speechless expression directly on his face. Qi Haoyan and Wen Zheyan on the side only thought that he had just experienced this kind of thing. Not very good, after all, such things as illegitimate students invading the room really respond to whoever encounters them.

The two didn't dare to gossip too much, and said a lot of comforting words.

Xiao Qi, who was listening all the time, took a deep look at his boss. He felt that his brother Fu might not need to be comforted. For some reason, he just had an intuition that his brother Fu might know something that he didn't. .

After calming down, he will find that there are some things that can be traced. For example, his brother Fu is not surprised to see someone fainted in his room, and it seems that he has calculated the time to arrest him.

And those two old bastards, the police were helpless, but this time they were so frightened that they lost their souls, and they probably wouldn't dare to go out and harm others in the future.

To sum up, he, Brother Fu...

He must have the ability to predict the future, and set up some mechanism in the room! !

Great master who hides in the city! !

So, after the chat, Fu Zizhan, who was about to go to filming, turned around and met his assistant's adoring and fanatical eyes. Xiao Qi was full of enthusiasm, "Brother Fu, I will definitely be your assistant for the rest of my life, even if I don't get paid!" , Maybe I can teach him some exclusive secrets when he is in a good mood.

Fu Zizhan, who had already taken a step, stopped, "Really?"

The hot-blooded Xiaoqi returned to his senses in a second, "I... just talk"

Fu Zizhan: "Oh."

He thought he could really save a fortune.

Fu Zizhan, who has to pay salaries for his assistant and earn a pension for himself, is very busy on the set. He is so busy that he doesn't even know the trending search, the trending title...

[Fu Zizhan Police Station] [Fu Zizhan scared the bastard out]

The first title outranked the second title by a dozen or twenty places, and it hung high in the front row. After all, things that artists have to do with places like the police station can always arouse more curiosity.

As soon as Cai Hu, who had just finished the hot juice activity, turned on his phone: "???"

How many times is this? ?

He really needs to check his heart, or if there are any fitness exercises that can exercise the heart, he needs to practice quickly!

Otherwise, one day I will be scared to death by my artist, how wronged!

Cai Hu, who was frightened just by seeing the title, could only learn about his artist's dynamics with the netizens who eat melons.

Who made some artists not conscious of this reporting?

The hot search content is just a few candid pictures, and there are some guesses about what is suspected, and the idiomatic words used by marketing accounts.

Netizens who eat melons were pointed the way by the comment area, and found the second hot search, which has much richer content. There are not only Fu Zizhan but also two old illegitimate students in the photos.

The first picture is a conversation between the whistleblower and the blogger. The whistleblower claims that he is an insider, and the content of the post is so exciting and full of ups and downs.

Whistleblower: I saw a police car coming from afar, so I followed it quietly. I heard from the police that the two bastards broke into Fu Zizhan’s door, but Fu Zizhan who came back from business caught him right away. At this time, Fu Zizhan didn't know what he was doing. The two of them screamed and passed out. They were woken up only when the police came. Ghost!

Blogger: In the world of science, there are no ghosts, and every time he appears, he has a shadow.

Whistleblower: That's why he raised ghosts, otherwise why those two illegitimate students kept shouting that there were ghosts.

There are tens of thousands of comments under the blog post.

[Very well, success made me waste 5 precious minutes, I have nothing to do to listen to your ghost stories]

[It's outrageous, go to a class if you have nothing to do, thinking about it all day long is easy to short-circuit your brain]

[Does anyone think those two illegitimate students look familiar? 】

[I have already discovered it! !Oh shit!Last time, these two people knocked on our sister's door in the middle of the night, and finally called the police]

[Our cubs have also been harmed by them, and they also robbed the room in the hotel. I cried in anger at that time! 】

【Regardless of whether Fu Zizhan is a human or a ghost, I just want to say that he did a great job! 】

[It's hard to disagree upstairs]

【Am I the only one who wonders how they fainted from fright? 】

[A piece of common knowledge, the crew next door to "Eating Obstacle" is Director Lin's crew, but he is currently filming a ghost movie, so...]

【upstairs? ? ? 】

[Fuck!If I can’t sleep at night, none of you are innocent]

[No offense intended, Amitabha]

When Fu Zizhan was informed by Xiao Qi that he was on the trending search, the comment floor below was already crooked.

Some say that he is a master of ghost hunting, some say that he knew the ghost next door, and even more outrageous, some people have already begun to analyze whether there are any flaws in his previous actions that can beat him to death. He is actually a ghost.

Fu Zizhan flipping through the comments: "..."

Sure enough, everyone has holes in their brains~

With a photo at the beginning, everything can be edited, and the industry of screenwriting can be saved.

After reading the comments, Fu Zizhan returned the phone to Xiao Qi. He didn't need to explain anything. He was just a victim who didn't know anything.

Xiao Qi took it?The phone whispered, "Brother Fu, why do they say there are ghosts?"

Fu Zizhan looked indifferent, "If you do too many bad things, you will have ghosts in your heart. This story just wants to tell us that we must be kind when we are born."

Xiao Qi: "..."

So his brother Fu is not some kind of expert who hides in the city at all, but...

Genzhengmiaohong, an upright and kind socialist successor? ?