I really just want to retire

Soon it will be New Year's Eve, because it is a live broadcast, so the request time is relatively early. After all, if something goes wrong, there is no chance to do it again.

Compared with the previous rehearsal, the backstage was much more busy and chaotic, everyone was preparing for their appearance.

Fu Zizhan and Wen Jue appeared in the front order, and they didn't have to wait until after midnight. This is undoubtedly a good arrangement for a retired health practitioner. If he finishes his work early, he should go home and sleep.

The party had already started quietly, and there were people coming and going around, some people left after the performance, and some people ran towards the stage.

Soon it was their turn to prepare. When the host called out the names of the two, Fu Zizhan was in a daze for a moment. It seemed that he hadn't stood on such a big stage for a long time.

In the center of the big stage, shining under the spotlight, that is the place that many people dream of. Standing there seems to be boiling blood...

No wonder!

Hurry up and go home to sleep.

The hairpins watching the live broadcast in front of the screen are very excited and excited...

Mom's big boy is promising!Standing on the big stage!

Little did they know that their brother was full of...

The stage is too big, and it takes a long time to walk to stand.

When I go back, there will probably be a traffic jam again, and I miss the days when I could fly with the sword.

When the spotlights came on, the screams of the audience tended to be quiet, and for a while, only the singing voices of the two people on the stage were heard.

The real-time barrage was full of excited voices from the two fans.

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That's so nice!sounds amazing!sounds amazing! ! 】

【Mom asked me why I was suddenly pregnant!Fu Zizhan, you are responsible! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh what kind of treasure is my fan!promise me!Can we have more stages in the future? ! 】

[Sister is so beautiful!listen well!Ben Cheese's mouth is watering! 】

[I want to keep repeating the single until the phone breaks down! 】

In addition to the excited remarks of the two fans, there are also some discussions of other fans.

[I'm not a fan of the two, I just feel that Fu Zi has been cut off, and he has not been suppressed at all in front of professional singers]

[The previous 1, I even have a feeling that he is matching the warm juice]

[Both of them are fine, passers-by don't start a fight, please? 】

There is everything said on the barrage, the most intuitive feeling is...

Why can Fu Zizhan know everything! !

It's not a superficial level of knowledge, as if he got [-] points in the test because the paper only has [-] points.

Under the stage, in a corner on the edge, Cai Hu looked at the two people standing side by side on the stage, his eyes were blushing.

It's been a long time, he really hasn't seen this kind of scene for a long time.

Decided!Change the name at the beginning of the year.

Cai Buhu! !

Cai Hu is already in the past tense, from now on the rivers and lakes will be his world!If anyone calls him a jerk again, he will throw the two artists in his hand and call them in the face, the kind that he can't get rid of.

Then, the excited Cai Hu saw the young artist from his family went straight to the rest room after getting off the stage, and was about to go out with his down jacket.

Cai Hu followed closely behind and shouted, "What are you doing?"

Fu Zizhan stopped in his tracks, not knowing why, "Go home, you won't go back?"

Cai Hu: "..."

Whether his artists really don't care or are they stupid? There are so many celebrities gathered, what a great opportunity to communicate, and if you get to know more people, there will be more paths.

Seeing the other party's eyes full of "you have something to say quickly, I'll go home if you don't say it", Cai Hu sighed, forget it, it's been so long, he should have known.

"You go back first"

Fu Zizhan, who had been waiting for a long time, waited for Cai Hu's words.

Just as he stepped forward, he was stopped again, "Wait a minute!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

What's wrong, talking like squeezing toothpaste.

Cai Hu confessed, "Tomorrow is New Year's Day, it's okay to send some benefits to fans, take some photos or broadcast live or something."

Fu Zizhan nodded to show that he understood, and then walked away without moving his head.

If you don't go, you will really be stuck in traffic.

The truth is, no matter how fast you go, you will still get stuck in traffic. Tonight is full of New Year's Eve activities. Those who can still stay at home at this time have the potential to become monks.

In the traffic jam, Xiao Qi is a good-natured person, not at all impatient, and from time to time he will comment on the vehicles next to him or gossip in the circle.

Fu Zizhan sat in the back row and answered a few words without answering, and even turned on his phone to look at it when he was bored.

This night is destined to be a paradise for entertainment. The hot search is all about various performance stages, and his and Wen Zhi's performances are also listed on it. The rainbow comments in the comments make him want to let some assistant learn it immediately , so that you can have a reference next time when your brain is pumped again.

The traffic was moving slowly, and the phone page had been switched from the comment area to private messages. The latest content was full of blessings, and there were many small essay-like confessions.

After a while, the person in the back seat pressed the phone screen, what did Cai Hu say before...

live streaming?

In fact, it is not impossible to arrange it.

The slow-moving vehicle finally reached the finish line. It was almost eleven o'clock when Fu Zizhao entered the house. As soon as he crossed the threshold with his front feet, he saw two puppies sitting in the trash can with their heads foolish.

"..."

He looked at a certain system that was about to pick up the garbage bag, "Which game is this?"

In the past few days, whether it is a rehearsal or a formal event, because it is not far away, I didn't take the system out, so I left it at home to watch the dog.

Dumbly picked up the garbage bag, "I'm going to take it out and throw it away."

Fu Zizhan hung the down jacket he took off on the rack without turning his head, "Really?"

then……

The big golden retriever who threatened to throw the dog away was walking back and forth in the living room with a garbage bag in his mouth, and the garbage bag was thrown and shaken with the movement of walking~ The two puppies in the bag had a great time playing with their heads up.

Oh, it turned out to be such a throw.

Fu Zizhan ignored the three dogs in the living room who were playing with garbage bags as swings. After washing up, half an hour had passed.

Just as he was slumped on the sofa, something he had forgotten suddenly sounded. He took out his phone and fiddled with it, and suddenly a face appeared on the screen and bullet screens scrolled in twos and threes.

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! 】

[What did I brush up on! ! ! 】

[Sudden live broadcast? ? 】

There is no stand at home that can be used for live broadcasting, so Fu Zizhan got up and found something to set up his mobile phone. Within a minute or two, tens of thousands of people have squeezed into the live broadcast room one after another.

A trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, "So many people?"

As soon as he spoke, the barrage scrolled faster...

【Ahhhhhhhhh, is this the happiness of people who live on Weibo! ! 】

【Ah, my mother is watching the fireworks show outside now!The signal is super bad! !I hate! !Why should I run out! 】

[Ah, so you like surprises! !I was really pleasantly surprised! ! 】

Fu Zichou's hair was still wet, and he was sitting on the sofa in his pajamas and staring at the bullet screen on his mobile phone. The bullet screen scrolled quickly and all began with the word "ah", and the number of people in the upper right corner increased by thousands. The sisters who came were scrambling to leave a jio stamp of their own and screaming.

Fu Zizhan simply gave up watching the barrage, stared at the number of people in the upper right corner and asked, "So many people didn't sleep?"

As soon as he spoke, thousands of barrages rushed upwards...

【Waiting for you together! 】

[Ah, what are you sleeping on!Such a beautiful night, come and do something grown-up with me! ! 】

……

Fu Zizhan continued talking nonsense for several minutes. The fans on the bullet screen were no longer the original "ahhh" remarks. The large-scale human atavism scene finally returned to normal, completing a qualitative milestone in the history of human evolution. leap.

congratulations!

After the word 'ah' disappeared, there were more homely conversations...

【Did you just take a shower?Why don't you turn on the live broadcast when you take a shower, can't you afford it? 】

【Are you asleep? 】

[Somewhat treats us as outsiders]

【Have you taken a bath yet?Can't watch you shower, let me see it! 】

[Hahahahaha, the sisters in front made me laugh so hard! ! 】

Fu Zizhan stared at the bullet screen and automatically ignored some colorful topics. He didn't really want to mention a sand sculpture news in the new year...

A celebrity surnamed Fu was invited to drink tea by the Internet police after a late-night live broadcast at home. The uncle of the police reminds you that the Internet is not a place outside the law. In the new year, everyone please broadcast and respect yourself!

……

Fu Zizhan, who doesn't like to drink tea at night, accurately refined the normal remarks on the bullet screen. He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Nothing?"

"It's been bathed and it's taking a puppy."

So fans who want to see the dog out of the bath are bound to be disappointed.

As soon as he finished speaking, all the topics on the bullet screen revolved around Buchibusi...

【? ? ? 】

【puppy?When did this happen?How come I don't know that I'm a grandma? ? 】

【Do you have a baby?no!When did it have a wife? 】

Fu Zizhan, who realized later that his words were ambiguous, explained, "I picked it up, not my own." His home system has not yet developed that function.

[Scared to death!I'm relieved that everyone is still single! 】

[Laughing to death before, can you be a little bit promising, and compare the maternal age with a dog? 】

【Look at the dog, if you are in trouble, look at the chicken】

[The one in front, huh? ? ?Is it the chicken I understand? ? ? 】

[The party and the people can see it! 】

When the barrage of chickens and dogs was flying all over the sky, Fu Zizhan had already started to turn the camera, and the camera was facing the three dogs on the sofa. At that moment, the barrage of chickens and dogs flying all over the sky suddenly stopped, and I saw in the screen... …

The big golden retriever is lying on the sofa, under its body...

Squeezing two feeding bottles.

The two puppies hugged it in its arms from time to time, and drank two mouthfuls of milk after the hug, very comfortable.

Fans stunned by this funny scene were speechless for a moment, and it took several seconds for the barrage to start rolling again.

[Male, male...male dog mother? ?Dog boy mother? 】

【No!No male mothers! ! 】

【Hahahahaha my fucking laugh is louder than Chengjing's boiling kettle】

[This is... Is this the only way for a child to drink milk?It’s so miserable, but I’m sorry, I still want to laugh hahahahaha]

The barrage flew up with laughter, with a face full of nonsense and lovelessness, and the mechanical voice was stuttering, "Why are you pointing the camera at me?"

Fu Zizhan's expression remained unchanged, "They want to see it", besides, he didn't know what to say, since people want to see it, let them see it.

Selling the system can be said to be very smooth, without guilt.

dubious:"……"

No!They don't want to!

Its handsome image is gone, it should appear in the photo as beautiful as a work of art, instead of live broadcasting how to breastfeed in the camera! !

No one cares about the dubious grievances. The little milk dog nestled in the big golden retriever's arms and drinking milk is like two carefree little fools.

When they moved a little bit, they began to moan and chirp, and the system that was regarded as a male mother became more resentful.

As early as a few days ago, on the first day the two dogs arrived home, everything had already begun to take shape, but the indiscretions that were addicted to watching TV hadn't been discovered yet.

The next day things began to develop out of control. At the beginning, the milk was not good to drink. One person, one system just thought they were not hungry, and they ate too much the night before.

It turned out that it was still the same at noon. After feeding the bottle to his mouth, he took two sips and ran away. After finally feeding, he was still humming and chirping, crawling into the arms of the system watching TV, humming and looking for something.

Fu Zizhan, who was observing words and expressions, thought for five seconds, and then...

Squeeze the bottle under the belly of some system.

Sure enough, the puppies who had found a familiar feeling stopped moaning, and it was very pleasant to drink two sips of milk and then make a bow. Even their temporary mother's full-scale resistance was finally suppressed by force.

From then until now, this pattern has been continued. Sometimes the milk dog is obviously full of other dog food, but also has to take a few sips, just like a carbohydrate lover who is obviously full after eating Malatang. Don't even have to eat a bite of rice.

In the live broadcast, Buddy lay there like an emotionless corpse, motionless, and the laughter in the barrage was unscrupulous, as if it was about to shatter the screen.

Fans who came late saw only a screen full of laughter and a nursing golden retriever.

[? ?Where is my husband? 】

[This is... Late night live feed feeding? ? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, sisters in front, please clarify the subject! ! 】

Defining the subject...is impossible.

Not only did they not understand, but they also changed their posts, and they worked harder and harder.

So when Fu Zizhan started the live broadcast for more than ten minutes, he liked to mention a hot search, the title...

[Fu Zizhan Live Breastfeeding]

Netizens whose titles do not know the truth, the first reaction is...

"???"

This? ?

This is... something you can watch for free at night?