I really just want to retire

The journey back was doubled in time due to the traffic jam.

When I got home, the ground that was still dirty in the morning was covered with a thick layer of snow.

The paws were wet along the way, and as soon as he got home, he went straight to the bathroom, and the action of washing the paws with water was done in one go. If he didn't wash it again, he was afraid that he would smell it!

Fu Zizhan ignored the rushing system, and put everything in the trunk in order. After he finished, a certain system finally made himself comfortable.

Although the things were settled, there were still two dirty little guys waiting to be dealt with. Fu Zizhan put hot water in the bathroom, and said after a while, "Go get your sisters here."

The nonsense about watching TV: "???"

"My sister?"

Fu Zi chopped his hands in the water twice to test the temperature: "Or is it my sister?"

"You are a breed"

The nonsense mechanical voice has no emotion, "Neither are we"

"temporarily"

"..."

After a while, the two puppies were carried into the bathroom one by one. The two puppies were not afraid of water, and waited peacefully to be washed.

Smelling an unknown smell, Buchabusi instantly felt dirty again, especially since it had held it in its mouth.

The empty basin next to it was filled with water. After washing his paws, he began to wash his mouth again, gargling and spitting, gurgling, resembling the sound of humans playing with water in a cup with a straw.

The two little guys, who were still peaceful and peaceful at first, seemed to think it was fun, and they followed suit, and then...

Spit out Fu Zi and cut him all over.

"..."

"Can you teach me something better?"

After a busy night, after tossing the two little guys and tidying up, it was already very late.

When Fu Zizhan came out of the bathroom, he saw three figures nestled together on the sofa watching TV.

"..."

If it weren't for the different breeds, it would really look like a mother dog enjoying a pleasant evening with her two children.

Fu Zizhan rolled his eyes, "Enough is enough, your sisters are still growing."

Children who stay up late will not grow taller!

Obsessed with the plot, he agreed without hesitation, not noticing that there was something wrong with the movements of the two little guys pushing towards its arms.

In the bedroom, it was pitch black, and the eyes of the person lying on the bed were still open. After tossing and tossing all night, he was not sleepy now, and felt a strange feeling for no reason.

It may be because there are two little lives in the family suddenly, and I am not used to it.

Fu Zizhan stared at the ceiling and let go. No matter which world he was in, there was no one else around him except the unlucky system, and he didn't even know how to keep pets, because he knew that he would not be able to take away the feelings he had after he stayed for a long time, which added to his troubles.

So what is he doing tonight?

The empty person suddenly chuckled, maybe the little guy is too pitiful, like the original self, lonely and helpless in the ice and snow, under the harsh environment, a child without the protection of the elders cannot survive.

The night gradually became silent, and the scattered thoughts disappeared in the darkness.

For two or three days in a row, the little ones adapted well.

That night, one person, one system suddenly realized a problem that they had been ignoring while feeding.

Fu Zizhan: "Should I give them a name?"

You can't keep calling without the name, otherwise the child may think that he is called "eating" or "drinking milk" when he grows up.

After all, these two sentences were the ones I heard the most when I was a child.

Just as No Thief wanted to shirk this mission, he heard his host say, "Your sister, think about it!"

dubious:"……"

Is this what humans call hands-off parenting?

After a while, the mechanical voice sounded, "Calling Xiao San, Xiao Si?" Since it is its sister, it should be right to let it go.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"She's a girl!"

"Then little Christmas? Little traffic jam?"

"..."

After a while, Fu Zizhan gave up, "Forget it, I will think about it slowly"

No Three No Four rolled his eyes at a place where his host couldn't see, whoever could give it a name like 'No Three No Four' could come up with a good name, his host really didn't care about his own name Point AC number.

The discussion about the names of the two little guys ended without a problem, because Fu Zizhan was about to start busy.

This day was the rehearsal day for the New Year's Eve program. The assistant Xiao Qi, who had been free for a while and had a career crisis, came to the car early in the morning.

As soon as the car door was opened, the first thing he saw was the coat on the driver's seat. It was a bit familiar. Isn't this the coat he put in the car?

Why dirty?There is mud everywhere.

The person studying his coat at the car door froze. At that moment, he thought a lot, and he even thought clearly about what was written on the resume template.

After a while, the frozen Xiao Qi moved. He sat in the driver's seat and stared at his dirty coat thinking about life.

Brother Fu, what does this mean?

Do you think he is actually useless, so you decide to fire him?

This is how TV dramas are played. When a boss wants an employee to leave but does not want to pay compensation, he will exclude him with various hints, such as... wearing small shoes.

In ancient times, there was a boss who wore small shoes for his employees, but now Brother Fu wears dirty clothes for him?

Xiao Qi, who felt that he had gotten the truth, froze again, otherwise the clothes could not be explained. He knew that he was coming over today, so he put them in the most conspicuous place, afraid that he would not see them?

Xiao Qi was very sad. He recalled all kinds of work during this period. It seemed that he really did not fulfill the responsibility of an assistant. No celebrity assistant was as free as he was.

But he really doesn't want to leave his job. Brother Fu is a good person, Brother Cai is also a good person, and the salary is not bad for leisure work. It is simply a fairy job!

How about he try again?Try to let Brother Fu see his usefulness!

Didn't the ancients say that a good employee must have a job in his eyes all the time. Is it because he is too blind to see, so Brother Fu wants to fire him?

Xiao Qi, who felt that he had gotten the truth again, did what he said, and got out of the car immediately. A good assistant to pick up the boss starts at the door of the house!

Brave Qi, not afraid of dirty clothes!

The energetic Xiao Qi did not meet his boss at the door of his house. He had just arrived at the elevator entrance, and when the door opened, his boss was standing inside.

Xiao Qi was stunned for a moment, the next second...

He bowed at 180 degrees, which was extremely standard. He didn't feel any pain when his head hit his calf due to too much force. At the same time, there was a loud cry, "Good morning, Brother Fu! Brother Fu, you have worked hard!!"

The whole air is quiet.

Fu Zizhan was quiet, and the unknown stranger beside Fu Zizhan was also quiet.

After the stranger left with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, Fu Zizhan retreated back to the elevator and closed the door in one go. It must be because the elevator opened the door incorrectly, otherwise he would not have seen such an outrageous scene.

When the elevator door opened again, there was indeed no 180-degree bow. When the person at the door saw him, the corners of his mouth almost reached the back of his head, and he looked stiff like a perverted clown in a movie.

"..."

It seemed that the way the elevator opened was still wrong. When he wanted to go back again, the elevator had already gone up. He had no way to go back, and strode away, deciding to stay away from the assistant whose brain was suspected to be caught by the elevator door.

As soon as he took two steps, the trash he brought along was snatched away. Those who didn't know his posture thought that his trash bag contained millions of cash. At the same time, an extremely courteous voice sounded, "Brother Fu, do you want to throw out the trash? I'll just throw it out! From now on, I'll leave the rough and tiring work to me. I'm not afraid of being dirty or tired!"

After finishing speaking, he trotted all the way carrying the garbage. It would be a great loss without him in the speed Olympic sprint event!

After a while, the Olympic athlete came back, panting heavily, and made a loud noise as the air came in and out. If the neighbors heard it, they would probably call the police overnight, saying that someone ran into the apartment at some point donkey.

Donkey, it's not...it's Xiao Qi. After he finished breathing, he straightened up and took the thermos cup with goji berries in Fu Zizhan's hand. "The cup is heavy! Let me get it, Brother Fu, you rest!"

"..."

Fu Zizhan sighed, his eyes were dignified, he was walking towards the underground garage while thinking, after a while, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and then...

The phone was snatched again.

The person who snatched his mobile phone held it in front of his eyes. The height was just right. This angle is the healthiest posture for playing with a mobile phone.

Familiar attentive voice, "Brother Fu's phone is cold, don't let it get so cold, I'll hold it for you~"

The seriousness in Fu Zizhan's eyes became even worse, and after a few seconds, he turned and left.

The courteous Xiao Qi quickly followed, "Brother Fu, don't you use your phone?"

Fu Zizhan sighed, "No need, I wanted to call the hospital hotline to inquire about how to treat your situation, think about it or forget it, I guess no hospital would dare to accept it"

Don't embarrass the medical staff if it is so serious. It is already very tiring to save lives and heal the wounded every day.

Xiao Qi paused, as if...he didn't succeed in his fight.

Will he be fired tomorrow for getting into the car with his left foot first?

Or... is he fighting in the wrong direction?Brother Fu doesn't like manual assistants, but sweet-mouthed ones?

Xiao Qi, who turned his mind 180 times, felt that he had gotten the real mystery of the workplace, so...

In the underground garage, Fu Zizhan, who had already walked to the door of the car, opened the door before he stretched out his hand. Xiao Qi was slightly bent at the waist, in a very respectful posture, and it was obvious that he was trying to keep a smile on his face Like a flower, her tone was also very respectful, "Brother Fu, please, be careful not to touch your head when you get in the car, it is full of unparalleled wisdom, if you hurt even a little bit, it will be the loss of the whole world!"

"Brother Fu, don't move. Let me fasten your seat belt. Such ingenious hands cannot do this kind of rough work. Such a perfect work of art should be placed in the most eye-catching place in the world for everyone to worship!"

"Brother Fu, your clothes are so beautiful today! Oh, no! You make them look good! It's really lucky for you to wear this clothes in three lives. It must have been begging for 500 years in front of the Buddha in its last life. , in exchange for your favor in this life!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"..."

"... "

The beating of the temples gradually showed signs of getting out of control. Fu Zizhan took a long breath before saying, "When the Chinese New Year comes, the year-end bonus will be doubled for you."

Xiao Qi, who was racking his brains to think of the rainbow nonsense while starting the car, was shocked when he heard this, he turned his head and stared at the person in the back seat in disbelief, his eyes were so wide that their eyeballs almost popped out, "Really Is it?! Brother Fu, you are really the reincarnation of Avalokitesvara Avalokitesvara! I will be your assistant in my next life!"

It turns out that his brother Fu likes this set! ! !

How stupid he was!Why didn't I think of it!

If he had thought of it earlier, there would definitely not be this crisis!Maybe he was promoted and raised early, and he was at the forefront of the assistant world!

The happy little Qi almost grinned to the back of his head again, but this time it came from his heart a little more, and his cheerful appearance seemed to be driving a car into the sky to tell his father-in-law about his joy.

The joyful time did not last for a minute, and a calm voice came from the back seat, "Go to the hospital first after getting the money, one family may not be enough, go to a few more, arrange the examinations above the neck, and then go to the hospital if the money is not enough." I said"

Although his pension is not much, saving money is not so economical. It is related to health issues and cannot be sloppy.

The joyful Xiaoqi leaked air in an instant, and Father Sun, who was still listening, was confused. Why did the plane crash suddenly?

Xiao Qi, who was leaking air, was very quiet. While driving the car, he thought about which company to apply for his resume. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with a reason.

Xiao Qi's head is in a mess, and when people are entangled, their bodies often have some small movements. What you can see from Fu Zizhan's perspective is...

The quiet little assistant was fidgeting in his position and twisted into a maggot weighing more than 100 kilograms.

"..."

Fu Zizhan glanced at the position of the opponent's spine, "You...you have problems down there too? Go cut it earlier!"

Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. There is nothing to be ashamed about common diseases.

"what??"

Xiao Qi, who was believed to need treatment for his brain and had hemorrhoids, didn't understand. He wanted to die now, so while waiting for a red light, he mustered up his courage and glanced at the person on the seat next to him. Jacket, "Brother Fu, what have I not done well during this time?"

He must correct the mistake when he knows it, and strive...to not make this mistake in the next family!

"???", now it's Fu Zizhan's turn to understand.

The other party's moment of silence, in the eyes of a person who has entered a dead end, is that he has nothing to say, and he doesn't want to say a few more words to waste his tongue.

Fu Zizhan's moment of silence did not wait for a detailed explanation, he waited for a...confirmation of the resignation procedure.

Xiao Qi's tone was firm and forbearing, "Is the resignation procedure docked with Brother Cai? Will it be given to me tomorrow? Then my five social insurances and one gold will only be handed over to this month, in my hands..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fu Zizhan, "You want to resign?"

"Ah??" Xiao Qi, who was interrupted, was confused for a moment, hesitating, "No, it's not Brother Fu, you... implying that I will take the initiative to go?"

He knows that his brother Fu loves money, and he understands that he doesn't want to pay compensation, so he is willing to take the initiative to quit, which is good for everyone!

Fu Zizhan: "???"

"What did I imply in your dream?"

He doesn't remember doing it in real life anyway.

Xiao Qi, who had entered the dead end circle, heard that it was as if a bolt of lightning flashed across his brain, and he became sober. Is there a misunderstanding?Did he get it wrong?

Xiao Qi, who was eager to prove it, raised the jacket beside him without thinking, "Then, that jacket??"

The topic jumped suddenly, and Fu Zizhan remembered the jacket he had neglected. He wanted to take it home and throw it in the washing machine, but he forgot those two little things that night because he was busy with his work.

"I picked up two puppies on the side of the road a few days ago, and I used them when I didn't have anything to pack." Fu Zizhan explained along the topic, and the next second, the pupils under the long eyelashes suddenly stopped for a moment, Asked, "Is this yours?"

He thought it belonged to Cai Hu.

Fu Zizhan didn't get an answer for three seconds. Just when he thought that the other party was suddenly dumb, there was a loud cry in front of him, and Fu Zizhan was caught off guard by tears from a macho man. Dry thunder but no rain.

At that moment, guilt filled Fu Zizhan's entire heart. It seemed that his unintentional actions destroyed other people's beliefs, such as...

Is this actually a coat from my first love?It contains the memories of the entire youth, although the memories were randomly discarded in the corner of the car.

The guessing was not over yet, the dry thunder and rain stopped in front, and the other party seemed to have a flood in his mouth, and he finished talking about his mental journey all morning.

After listening to Fu Zizhan: "..."

Damn guilt!

Fu Zizhan had no expression on his face, "I've become an assistant to Qu Cai, let's develop a screenwriting sideline if I have nothing to do." This brain-filling skill is a good seed for a screenwriter at first glance!

Xiao Qi laughed until he couldn't see his eyes, "No! I want to be Brother Fu's assistant for the rest of my life!"

"I want it in my next life!"

"..."

Sounds scary.

After discovering that it was just a misunderstanding, Xiao Qi's lost energy was instantly filled again. Father Sun, who was still studying why the plane crashed suddenly, saw the person who crashed just now rose up again.

Eunuch Sun: "You haven't finished telling the story yet, half of it is too disrespectful of martial arts!"

Xiao Qi laughed: "Actually, the only thing left is the ending! The ending is that Brother Fu is really a great boss!"

Xiao Qi, who had finished telling Eunuch Sun the ending, returned to the car, "Brother Fu, you still adopted stray dogs? As expected of Renmei..."

"To shut up!"

"Oh~"

Xiao Qi, who failed to do rainbow farts again, was still happy, and that cheerful mood filled the entire car.