I really just want to retire

After Fu Zizhan sat down, someone poured him a glass of water, which he needed very much after being drenched in the drizzle: "Thank you, Uncle Policeman."

The young policeman was choked: "I don't seem to be my uncle's age yet."

Fu Zizhan, who had been tempered by God all night, corrected himself when he realized his mistake: "I'm sorry, it's easy to say!"

The other party laughed: "I'm just kidding, don't be nervous, you are all nervous when you come to the police station for the first time, it's not like you did something illegal, we should give you a pennant for such a brave thing! You saved the lives of two girls, you deserve to be commended!"

Fu Zizhan's expression under the mask didn't fluctuate: "It doesn't matter, it's just convenient."

"But it was you who saved the two families!"

It sounds great, and the fucking mood is a little better.

Fu Zizhan drank the warm water in the cup in one gulp, and the water flowed down the esophagus to the stomach, he was soothed!

The young policeman took out his notebook and was about to ask something when a policeman pushed the door open and a passer-by not far away greeted him anxiously, his voice filled the quiet office.

"How is it? Uncle policeman, can I find my bag? Have you found the surveillance camera? Some bastard stole it! It contains all my belongings!"

The anxious expression did not get a satisfactory answer.

The policeman gave an apologetic look: "There is no monitoring in that area, you are undoubtedly looking for a needle in a haystack."

The passer-by was very disappointed and dejected: "Then what should I do? It's fine if I can't get the money back, but my mobile phone is still in it. I just found a job recently and I'm going to pick up the boss. You don't know the police uncle, my boss He is a star, he has become popular recently, I applied for the position of assistant after passing five trials, and now I haven't even met the boss."

A passer-by picked up the cold water on the table and drank Erguotou, as if he wanted to relieve his worries: "Forget it, I don't need to see you now, my work is probably gone, police uncle, you know Fu Zizhan You police probably don’t have time to watch TV, I think he’s pretty nice, he doesn’t seem to have any pretensions, it’s not bad to be his assistant, his agent said, he’s usually not self-motivated, this kind of star is the best to get along with Well, I won’t do some dirty things, unfortunately..."

Maybe because he was thirsty, he went to the water dispenser and poured himself a glass of water: "It seems useless to say this now, can the police uncle borrow your mobile phone to call my mother? I will let my mother come pick me up!"

There were only a few scattered people in the office. Fu Zizhan originally listened to it as a gossip, but in the end...

Good guy, it seems that he heard something terrible.

That's what Brother Cai said about him outside!

Then I listened to the nonsense: "You seem to have missed the point."

"No! That's the point."

How can he not be motivated, but the front of his progress is small money!

dubious:"???"

Sure enough, artificial intelligence doesn't understand human thinking, the point is not... Is this person the assistant that I can't find after looking around?

The young policeman on the opposite side also listened, and his young face looked very emotional: "Thieves are really rampant these days, but one or two are like a loach, it's so hard to do!"

The emotional expression was very sincere, and it seemed that he had experienced many such things before.

Probably just wanting to sigh a few words casually, the young policeman finished pressing his notebook and said, "Are you in a hurry to go home? Let's finish the record first, what's your name?"

The office will be a little quiet. The assistant may also be retrograde today, and his mother has not been contacted for the time being.

Fu Zizhan gave the young policeman a questioning look, then turned his head to look at the person who seemed to be his new assistant, the corners of his mouth under the mask raised, with a wicked look: "Fu Zizhan."

The young policeman lowered his head and moved his pen on the notebook: "Which book is which exhibition? Fu is..."

Before finishing the rest of the sentence, he suddenly raised his head, staring at Fu Zizhan with confusion in his eyes, and at the same time turning his head with him was the assistant who didn't look very old.

Compared with the young policeman's question, Mr. Assistant's eyes are very straightforward, and his dilated pupils are full of disbelief.

In the next second, Fu Zizhan saw the figure take three steps and two steps, and flew to his side, the shock on his face seemed to have reached the soul: "Fu Fu Fu... Fu, Mr. Fu?"

Fu Zizhan: "Did you get your tongue flashed by cold water?"

He said and took off the mask.

The assistant was shocked and mixed with countless surprises. He grabbed Fu Zizhan's arm: "It's really Mr. Fu!!! Why are you here? No, why am I here?"

"Ah! Yes, I was going to pick you up, but after I got out of the car, there was something going on there. There were so many people. After I squeezed past, the bag was gone. The thief only left me a bag." Bring! I really didn't mean to be late!"

The way the other party hurriedly explained looked a little funny.

Fu Zizhan smiled: "Well, I see, I don't like eating squid very much", so I don't like fried squid either.

The assistant who understood, almost acted like a hunk and wept on the spot.

The young policeman and the policeman who was in charge of the assistant just put their heads together, looking at Fu Zizhan's eyes as if he was looking at some novel species, the young policeman said with emotion: "He is really a living star!"

Fu Zizhan put away the mask directly: "Well, I still have a breath, and I shouldn't die for the time being."

The young policeman smiled foolishly: "Mr. Fu is so humorous, I never thought that a star like you would wander the road by himself?"

"After all, it doesn't look healthy if someone walks around with their backs on their backs!"

The Complete Works of Cold Humor.Master Zizhan is online.

He chatted to death for days.

Fortunately, at this moment, a ringtone broke the atmosphere, and Fu Zizhan's cell phone rang.

It's really great that his agent is alive.

Cai Hu on the other end of the phone sounded a little anxious: "You haven't arrived at the set yet? Where are you now?"

Fu Zizhan replied truthfully: "The police station."

Cai Hu felt that his deafness had come to him again: "Where?!"

Fu Zizhan sighed. It was really hard for him to take care of his sick manager every day, so he repeated: "Police! Police! Bureau!"

Now Cai Hu really heard clearly: "Why did you go to the police station? Why were you arrested? Where is Xiao Qi? Is he with you?"

Xiao Qi is that assistant, his full name is Qi Lin!

Hearing this, Fu Zizhan raised his head and glanced at the obedient assistant standing beside him: "Actually, I just saw him, and he came in before me."

Cai Hu: "???"

After a few seconds, a serious voice sounded: "Which police station? You are waiting for me there! Do you need to bring money? How much is the bail?"

Now it was Fu Zi's turn to cut his head full of question marks.

"???"

"Did you misunderstand me? The law-abiding citizen is talking about me!"

While waiting for Cai Hu, Fu Zizhan took notes and established a friendly revolutionary friendship with Xiao Qi.

The specific manifestation is that the assistant Xiao Qi shows a grateful expression from time to time, and has changed from the original Mr. Fu to the current Brother Fu.

Because there was a bad criminal case, the police were busy after taking notes, and those who went to the hospital also came back.

"The suspect has a broken arm and has been yelling." The policeman who spoke looked at Fu Zizhan with a complicated expression, and the ghost knew what they were feeling when they watched the surveillance.

If it weren't for the fact that the suspect's arm was broken, he would have thought he was filming some martial arts movie.

Do you have to be so versatile to be a star now?

It's hard work!

Fu Zizhan heard the words, and explained slowly: "My attack is already very light."

The policeman who saw the wound: "..."

He didn't tear off the whole arm, that's really merciful.

Only then did Xiao Qi know the whole process, and he looked at his future boss with admiration, thanking God, thanking fate for allowing him to find this job.

His future safety is guaranteed.

By the time Cai Hu arrived, an hour had passed.

Xiao Qi took the initiative to help carry the bag, and took the pennant given by the young policeman by the way.

There are four words of bravery for righteousness on it!

It can be said to be very positive energy!

Cai Hu got out of the car and came in a hurry, as if his artistes and assistants had done something illegal and were waiting to be rescued by him.

The two parties sat side by side and looked at him leisurely, Cai Hu's chest rose and fell: "You two are really talented."

The newly promoted employee Xiao Qi dared not speak.

Fu Zizhan rubbed his temples, looking very lazy: "Thank you~"

Cai Hu was angry: "Am I praising you?"

Fu Zizhan rubbed his temples to his eyelids: "Sounds like it!"

Cai Hu was so angry that he didn't want to say anything, he turned around and hurried back: "Hurry up and get in the car!"

In the car, Fu Zizhan was so sleepy that he could hardly keep his eyes open.

Just kidding, it's past three o'clock in the morning, and people who don't sleep at this point probably want to see themselves in the next life early.

He wants to sleep, but there are always people who won't let him sleep.

After Cai Hu got into the car, he seemed to open the valve on his mouth: "You are capable! You dare to charge upwards to kill people with a knife! You are a person who depends on your face for food, and you are about to shoot a fight scene, hurting you!" When it comes to whoever it is, you just rush forward so recklessly, how do you know if he has any accomplices, and whether he has other weapons in his hand, this kind of person..."

Cai Hu babbled endlessly, Fu Zizhan frowned, "That's two lives."

It wasn't loud, but it managed to silence the person next to him.

Cai Hu muttered in a low voice: "I know it's human life, so... I'm worried!"

People who don't even care about their lives are vicious people, and it doesn't make any difference to them if there is more or less.

Under Fu Zizhan's tightly closed eyes, the eyeballs moved and then opened: "Did you never watch the surveillance?"

Cai Hu calmed down a lot now: "What monitoring?"

Fu Zizhan understood, his manager probably came running after hanging up the phone, and he might almost run a red light on the road.

He closed his eyes again: "It's nothing, anyway, don't worry."

Ten of that kind of people can't hurt him!

Cai Hu didn't know, Xiao Qi knew, he was as excited as an effervescent tablet in a cup: "Brother Cai, I know about monitoring, our brother Fu is amazing, he just did this and that, and then the gangster got down on the ground !"

"..."

With this storytelling ability, the children at home will cry in the future!

Cai Hu, who was still worried about the whole thing, suddenly discovered what he had missed, and aimed at Xiao Qi who spoke up: "I haven't said you just now, and it doesn't matter if someone unloads such a big bag." I know, you don’t even know if you lost your phone someday? If you lose your phone, you’ll lose contact! Don’t you think of a way? You can’t even recite the phone number of your boss. If you recite it backwards, I will check it tomorrow morning!"

Talkative Xiao Qi: "..."

It was he who talked too much in the car, which made this sentence feel like a workplace.

back!

Isn't it just two phone numbers!

An employee who can't remember the boss' phone number is not a good employee!