I really just want to retire

The problem of natural resources finally came to an end.

Cai Hu saw it clearly: "It seems that there will be no fraud in it, you just need to film well, and don't worry about the comments, everything will be solved after it is broadcast."

Fu Zizhan hugged the back of his head with both hands, Youzai Youzai: "You seem to have confidence in me."

Cai Hu's eyes twitched: "Otherwise, what can I do, can I return the product?"

"That can't be!"

Returns are not possible.

"So don't read those comments on the Internet, and put more energy into the script, your hairpins are very good, they are well organized, and there will be no troubles."

"hairpin?"

"Well, your fans even held a support meeting a few days ago."

Fu Zizhan became interested, reopened Weibo, and found his own support club. A group of fans named Zanzi gathered here, and at the same time...

A dubious fan club? ? ?

Good guy, his family's unlucky system has a support club, it's really red!

Some of the best posts in it are all kinds of dubious photos.

There is a rush of a large cute pet party scene!

No-nonsense is very embarrassing in the sea of ​​knowledge, and it is simply a different face from the one who strongly resisted participating in the show.

The artificial intelligence world cannot escape the law of true fragrance.

Fu Zizhan checked the support club for a while, and the field manager over there had already started calling him to prepare.

He switched on the busy mode.

At the same time, in an apartment building far away, a man was sitting on the sofa and talking on the phone. He looked white and tender, and he looked pretty and pure, but there was malice in his eyes that was contrary to his face.

It was the little actor who made a killing---Dai Qu.

"Are you sure you bought those big V sizes?"

A reply came from the other end of the phone: "Well, it's already in battle, and the rhythm is good."

A look of satisfaction flashed across the innocent and harmless face: "No response from him?"

"Not yet"

"Okay, let's do this first!"

Dai Qu hung up the phone, opened Weibo, and went straight to the comments on the makeup photo of the Holy Envoy of Yuhuan. There were more rhythmic comments below, mostly saying that Fu Zizhan was unworthy, inexperienced, incompetent, and not in the works!

Dai Qu's face was even more satisfied!

Why, he was about to be kicked out of the crew just because of a broken parrot, and then he hired such a thing.

Then everyone, stop acting!

How could this person be better than him!

That Yan Xing'an was also blind, maybe the two of them had an affair!

……

Fu Zizhan of the crew didn't know because some of his self-awareness is not very clear.

After he left the show, he was being brought by the staff to meet his partner who was going to play tomorrow...

a parrot.

It was the parrot injured by the previous actor.

It seems to be in good condition at the moment, there is no sign of injury, and the color of the feathers is very bright, as if the Yuhuan Holy Envoy would like it.

Enchanting and flamboyant.

At this time it was staying in a cage, and the man carrying it should be its owner.

The middle-aged man introduced: "It's called Xiaoguai, and it is very obedient in most cases."

Fu Zizhan bent down, looked at the parrot twice, and then...

Almost got spit on.

At the same time, two sentences sounded.

"Hairless monster! Ugly monster!"

"Hairless monster! Ugly monster!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Sometimes, being beaten may not be without reason.

He stood up, with a questioning tone: "Little boy?"

The name is reversed, it's not bad at all.

The middle-aged man was also a little embarrassed, he knocked on the cage: "Be quiet, little boy!"

After educating the parrot, he explained to Fu Zizhan: "It may have been frightened by the one wearing something last time, but now it's still a little bit resistant, you just need to spend more time with it."

Adhering to the principle of not fussing with small animals, Fu Zizhan sat down and had a friendly exchange with it.

Of course, friendliness is only in his imagination.

Xiaoguai is like a repeater: "Hairless monster! Ugly monster!"

Fu Zizhan pulled it to eat: "Well, I know you are ugly, so I don't need to say any more."

"Hairless monster! Ugly monster!"

"Well, you're ugly"

"Hairless monster! Ugly monster!"

"Do you only know this sentence?"

The little parrot stopped talking, Fu Zizhan raised the banner of victory on his face, and suddenly...

"Damn you! Fuck you!"

Fu Zizhan: "???"

The middle-aged man patted the cage: "Little boy!!!!"

Fu Zizhan was immersed in the emotion of being scolded by a parrot, and he said after a while: "Your little boy is very social", his tone was unclear.

The middle-aged man smiled awkwardly.

Fu Zizhan expressed deep worry about tomorrow in that smile.

It just doesn't feel right.

In fact, sometimes, a man's sixth sense is also very accurate.

Fu Zizhan, who has always been shooting smoothly, ushered in a crazy NG on the second day, and of course he was not the reason.

The specific manifestation is that the parrot that was originally on his arm flew out from time to time without warning, and ran to pull the jewelry on the head of the actor who played the heroine, because...the jewelry has hair.

It is reasonable to guess that this little boy's favorite song must be... Everyone has hair on their bodies~

Or it always speaks suddenly at the critical moment of the play, obviously it has no lines at all in the play.

In the end, maybe he was dissatisfied that the people around him were hairless, so he left a pile of excrement on the camera and flew away.

Leaving its owner calling awkwardly below.

As a result, there was no usable one after shooting for a whole day.

Everyone was exhausted physically and mentally.

Director Yan's face was already as dark as the bottom of the pot.

The atmosphere on the set was very depressing. The middle-aged man quietly left with the parrot. He probably understood that he couldn't get the appearance fee for this little boy.

Fu Zizhan slapped Su Feiyu, who was watching the movie next to him, with his arm: "Is it also like this in the filming before?"

Su Feiyu said with the tone of someone who came here: "It was better before, but it's not much better. There are only one or two that can be used for a whole day of shooting."

That's why some self-esteemed people beat parrots. Of course, this is just a trigger, and he will be kicked out of the crew because of his various early attempts.

Hearing Su Feiyu's words, Fu Zizhan's eyes moved slightly, and some emotions flashed by.

He walked up to the assistant director Gu Nong and whispered, "Does Director Gu consider changing to a parrot?"

Gu Nong glanced sideways at the young man in front of him. He had nothing to say about his ability, as if God was chasing after him to eat, he was a safe man, much better than the last one. This old cadre atmosphere seems to have no other shortcomings.

To such a young man, he is also willing to say a few more words: "It's not that you don't know Lao Yan's temper, and he is so picky that he can't tolerate a little dust. He has been looking for this parrot for a long time, and it perfectly meets all his requirements. He doesn't like it."

Why didn't he think about it? The last time he found that the parrot was not very cooperative, he started looking for a substitute, but he couldn't find it.

Hearing this, Fu Zizhan's eyes widened a little, and no one noticed what he was thinking.

After a while, the boy's voice sounded: "I have an unusual one, not as ugly as Xiaoguai, even prettier, the key is...obedient"

A look of surprise appeared on Director Gu's face: "Really?"

Fu Zizhan nodded: "Really!"

You can have whatever you want!

After being pleasantly surprised, Director Gu directly made a copy: "You can do it! Bring it over and have a look! If it works, I will ask Lao Yan to add a little more to the appearance fee."

This was something Fu Zizhan hadn't considered, and now it was his turn to be surprised.

In fact, he just wanted to finish the filming quickly, so exhausting, after all, this thing is the pet of the holy envoy, and it has a direct relationship with him.

But this pet is still very important, the kind of role that cannot be deleted, it is a key existence in the life of the holy envoy, and later even because of this little thing being injured, the holy envoy almost broke his lair.

As for the appearance fee, it was really a pleasant surprise.

The dubious person who was listening the whole time had an ominous premonition: "What do you want to do?"

Where does it host the parrot!

Fu Zizhan played with the blood-red headband: "What do you think?"

"..."

Do not accept fate.

Come on, who made it suffer!

Fu Zizhan took out his mobile phone and called Cai Hu, asking if he could help bring the parrot at home.

The second monk Cai Huzhang was puzzled: "When did you raise a parrot? Why didn't I see it?"

Fu Zizhan spoke nonsense without any hesitation: "It's usually stocked, but now it should be at the door of the house. You can see it when you go."

Cai Hu: "..."

For a while, he wondered if he was a little deaf and misheard. Parrots can still be kept in the wild? ? ?

Fu Zi cuts and raises birds, will those who wish to go home? ? ?

He had reason to suspect that this kid was framing him.

Cai Hu went to the apartment suspiciously, and when the elevator door opened, an unbelievably beautiful parrot stood quietly on the doorknob.

"Damn it!"

Along the way, Cai Hu turned to the co-pilot from time to time, and the parrot on the seat was obediently motionless, making it look like a joke that he was worried about the other party flying away just now.

At this moment, there were only some unimportant night scenes left. When Fu Zi cut to the door, he saw Cai Hu who was in a trance and a little suspicious of life.

He cared: "What's wrong with you?"

Cai Hu waved: "No, I just doubt life."

It turns out that birds can really be raised!

"When did you raise it?"

Fu Zizhan looked serious: "It's been a long time"

"Staying all the time?"

"Well, it is obedient and will come back once in a while."

Cai Hu's three views continue to be impacted: "Is it as obedient as nonsense?"

Fu Zi cut and stroked the parrot's fur: "Well, it's also called no three no four"

Cai Hu: "???"

"Your family is a group of nonsense?"

Fu Zizhan: "Well, you can put it that way."

"..."

Cai Hu no longer knew what to say.

It just feels like the world is a bit magical.

Fortunately, at this time, there is no need for him to say anything. Director Gu came from a distance: "Little Fu!"

After he approached and saw the things in Fu Zizhan's hand, his mouth grew slightly in an instant, and he seemed very surprised: "My dear! This is the parrot you mentioned, and it looks so good!!! Where are you? Made it?"

Fu Zizhan's lies are very unified: "I raised it myself."

Director Gu touched it with his hand, and praised repeatedly with a smile: "Not bad! Very good! Lao Yan will definitely be satisfied!"

Fu Zizhan also smiled, and he was also satisfied.

With windfall, I am naturally very satisfied!