I really just want to retire

Outside the airport, they arrived at the earliest wave. The car was parked outside. From a distance, they could see the program crew sitting in the open space. There was no guest at the place where the camera was pointing at.

The two assistants got out of the car first and took the luggage. After Wen Zhi and her black and white went down, Fu Zizhan was just about to get out of the car when he was stopped by his manager: "You sit inside for a while, Director Qu wants you to be the last one." an appearance"

This is also the old program process, and the special guests are usually placed at the end.

Fu Zizhan, who forgot about this, sat back on his seat, and by the way, stretched out his arms to grab back his own system.

One person, one system just sat in the car and waited for calls. As time passed, they watched the rest of the guests pass by their car one by one.

Unlike when his eyes were darkened during the recording of the first season, this time he received the guest list in advance, even the dog's name was included.

The first ones to pass by were Tang Yi and his pastoral dog Boss Tang.With this name, the status of the family can be said to be clear at a glance.

Later, I saw the comedian Ping Xinyang and his Erha one after another, named San Que Yi. There is reason to suspect that when this dog entered his house, his house might just be playing mahjong and couldn't find the last one. People, otherwise normal people wouldn't be able to name a dog this.

Because the recording start time was given in advance, everyone was very punctual when they met for the first time, and the time when each guest passed by the car was within a few minutes.

In the next few minutes, I saw the amateur guest Xi Sisi and her Alaska Yiyi, as well as the swimmer Yule and his chow lion brother.

In the car, he was still lying on the window in a nonsensical manner, commenting on a few dogs not far away, of course, the focus of his comments was...

Why aren't the four newcomers wearing any clothes?

It also wants to refer to different fashions on the spot, but it seems that this time there is no chance.

In a moment of regret, there was a knock on the window of the car. It was the staff in charge of the program team. When Fu Zizhan opened the car door, he heard the staff poking his head politely: "Brother Fu, you can go over."

After Fu Zizhan said hello softly, he took the bag containing his own system clothes and walked to the place where other guests gathered, Xiao Qi followed behind with his suitcase.

Like the first season, there will be a period of recording before boarding the plane, so the live broadcast has already started at this moment.

Fu Zizhan stood where the camera couldn't capture it, and slowly appeared in the camera when the director's cue arrived.

The barrage in the live broadcast room surged in an instant. After more than a year, the former amateur seems to be the most popular among the guests. After all, whether it is a human or a dog, basically everyone has already done it. Almost everyone knows everyone. the point.

The number of times one person, one system is mentioned on the barrage is also comparable...

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh the wait is finally here!Our elder brother is the little prince today]

[It has been more than a year, why do I feel that the last time I watched this program was yesterday]

【Finally you are here!A question every day, husband, when will you marry me? 】

[Give up on the front!Brother Fu has already come to my house to propose a marriage, and the dowry is just nonsensical]

[Good guy, the sisters in front of me are too greedy, I'll save one for everyone]

[Hahahahaha, grab it, I only want number 5!No. 5 baby at home, bless my sister to become rich overnight! ! 】

[Then I want number 3, I haven't seen number 3 for a long time, cat control will always succumb to the appearance of number 3]

No matter what number or person you want, after all, it's just a family. In the lively discussion of the family, Fu Zizhan has already stood next to several guests.

Tang Yi led his pastoral dog, and said in a very cheerful tone: "Brother Fu, are you married to Sister Wenzhi? Doesn't our Boss Tang have no chance?"

Fu Zizhan looked at the pastoral dog named Boss Tang. The other party was a true portrayal of a dog following its owner. His simple smile looked very healing, just like its owner.

Probably influenced by that smile, Fu Zizhan chuckled too: "No, arranged marriages are not advocated at home."

The main reason is that marriages of different races will surely be a tomb, so don't delay others.

After he finished speaking, Tang Yi laughed exaggeratedly: "Then our Boss Tang still has hope!"

After finishing speaking, he patted Boss Tang on the head, as if his father was very optimistic about you. Boss Tang who was slapped on the head was baffled, thinking that his shit shovel officer was playing with it, so he jumped up and rubbed against Tang Yi's for a long time. palm.

The rest of the guests also chimed in and laughed a few words, and then handed over the leading process to Director Qu Jiancheng.

Just when everyone was about to open the suitcase for inspection, it turned out that Director Qu hadn't mentioned this matter.

Facing the guest's question, Qu Jiancheng looked innocent: "Whoever said to check the luggage, I didn't say that."

The guests who are familiar with the routines of the first season did not bring anything: "..."

If they knew they didn't play the cards according to the routine, they should have brought some snacks. They didn't bring anything and felt like they had lost a hundred million!

Sitting in the middle of the staff pile, Director Qu gave out a kind smile, looking like an amiable middle-aged man.

It's just that those who have worked with him many times know that under this kind appearance, it's just the essence of the thousand-layer cake, and there are thousand-layer routines hidden in the thousand-layer cake.

It saved a lot of time by not having to check the luggage, and the assistant next to him, Jin Xiao, handed over the tickets they had already picked up in advance.

The place where the plane landed was Fuxin City, a small third-tier city, not as far away as the first season. I don't know if a certain director was afraid that he would spit in the car halfway, so he chose a distance he could accept.

After a brief reorganization, it was time for the guests to bid farewell to their dogs. Pets cannot board the plane together. Just like the first season, there will be professionals responsible for escorting them to their destinations.

Among the other five groups of guests who were inseparable from each other, the one-person-system standing in the middle was as calm as it was more than a year ago, not like a family.

Fans who watched the live broadcast felt as if they had a sense of going back in time.

In the open space, he looked left and right, and finally pulled the trouser legs of its host. The host had nothing to explain to it, but it had...

The mechanical voice is very solemn: "Protect my clothes, don't forget them on the plane"

Although it dislikes the host who doesn't understand aesthetics, it bought it with pocket money, and it likes it very much!

Fu Zizhan twitched his eyes, looked at the little clothes in his hand, met those solemn eyes, and put the bag directly into the suitcase.

He was afraid that if he really forgot it unintentionally, a certain system would complain that he did it on purpose.

After tidying up the suitcase, Fu Zizhan glanced at the big golden retriever in front of him: "Do you feel relieved now?"

He narrowed his eyes with a nonchalant smile, and tilted his head to be cute: "I was relieved before!"

It's not because it's not at ease to remind it deliberately, it's not that everyone is inseparable, if it doesn't say a few words, it will appear that it is very unfamiliar with its host.

Fu Zizhan, who knew his own unlucky system like the back of his hand, saw through it without saying anything, and handed over the suitcase to Xiao Qi to check in. At this moment, the live broadcast has been closed, and everyone is making the final matchmaking.

Seeing that the separation was imminent, some systems seized the opportunity and began to make amends for their worries just now, "The host should also pay attention to safety when flying!"

The playful eyes looked like that, as if he was really full of reluctance. Fu Zizhan, who was just about to make his system play less, heard a sentence: "The program team bought accident insurance for you. Is the beneficiary writing me?"

"........."

Fu Zizhan's eyes slanted, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Heh"

"Remind me, I can buy you one if I'm fine in a while"

After buying, kill the system overnight.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, the mechanical voice smiled flatteringly: "I'm just kidding ~ don't take it seriously!"

It's just a boring show, why is it threatening the system!

How could such a vulgar thing like insurance be measurable in their relationship, where both were prosperous and all were hurt?

Facts have proved that acting is risky, you must act and cherish it!

Returning to a normal state, Dumbly rubbed against the thigh of his own host, and was taken away by the person in charge of transportation after selling.

There was not much time left to board the plane, and the rest of the team had already finished their explanations. The program team walked towards the security checkpoint in a mighty manner, and set off for the final destination in two groups.

Because there was no camera on the plane, everyone talked a lot more casually. Tang Yi sat next to Fu Zizhan. According to the seat number booked, it should have been warm juice.

But considering that the other amateur guest was not very familiar with everyone, Wen Zhi took the initiative to sit next to her like a big sister. After all, it is easier for girls to communicate with each other when everyone is unfamiliar.

Before the plane took off, Fu Zizhan had just adjusted his seat, and Tang Yi next to him had already started talking about the dog at home.

It's nothing more than some daily routines, such as picky eaters that make people crazy, or like to climb the bed in the middle of the night, turning off the air conditioner on him in summer and sleeping on his chest, causing him to wake up from the heat...

Little things like this are like a new father showing off his children.

Then Fu Zizhan, who had no such experience, received an envious look, and the other party said that there is still a difference between a mature dog and a stupid dog.

In such an atmosphere of chatting, the plane had already flown into the sky, and the flight time from Beijing to Fuxin City was not long, even less than an hour.

In contrast, the transportation time of the dogs will be much longer, and they will have to wait for a while after they land.

As the sense of weightlessness disappeared, the roar gradually became smaller. Today's weather is not bad, and there is a particularly beautiful sea of ​​clouds from the window.

Fu Zizhan, who was by the window, stared at the sea of ​​clouds, and Tang Yi, who was next to him, kept quiet shortly after the plane took off.

The atmosphere on the plane was harmonious, but on a certain road out of the urban area, the vehicles in front drove more and more slowly, as if they were blocked by something.

Dumbly lying in the car with a bunch of dogs, staring out the window with big eyes, the bored emotions can be seen at a glance.

The next second, a helpless and aggrieved mechanical voice sounded from Fu Zizhan on the plane: "We are stuck in traffic."

The empty thoughts floated back, Fu Zizhan blinked his long eyelashes: "Because of what?"

Hearing the question, the mechanical voice changed the helplessness and grievance just now, revealing a feeling of scratching the heart: "I don't know"

It hasn't been a second since the three words fell, and some systems still haven't held back, and their nature is clearly exposed: "I want to know! I want to see!"

But it can't!

The system is so curious! !

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"Endure!", the two words can be described as very ruthless.

The dubious head who was ordered by his host to put away his curiosity leaned on the glass of the window, watching the traffic flow in front, back, left, and right getting slower and slower.

The light in the big eyes has lost, Tongsheng at this time is really no fun at all, I miss its flat panel, its big TV.

Sure enough, the freedom of pocket money is not so easy to achieve. If you want to be at the forefront of the system world, you have a long way to go in the future.

I was thinking about my unrealized dream, or I would just change it, and my ears suddenly moved for a second...

Because a few people in the car talked, and the topic of discussion was exactly what it wanted to know just now.

"What are you investigating?" The person who asked this question was Jin Xiao, the assistant director of Qu, who was sitting in the co-pilot. The task of transporting the dog was very important, so it was natural to arrange for someone who could make the decision to follow.

A middle-aged man sitting in the back answered: "Who knows! Just wait a little bit, who told us to point the back, I heard from my friend that he didn't check when he went there, and we just caught up with this point."

Originally, it was just ears moving nonchalantly. I don’t know when it turned into paws moving. It even moved to the side of the middle-aged man, looking up with an expression that you can talk a little more.

He has a mobile phone and can talk, so why can't he find out anything? At first glance, he is not a qualified eater.

As a qualified eating melon system, I was very disappointed with the few humans in the car.

Then the disappointed middle-aged man ruaed his head, and having a dog rua during the boring traffic jam time was considered a blessing that could be used to pass the time.

It's a pity that the happiness only lasted for two seconds, and the nonchalant pace of leaving without inquiring about gossip was very ruthless...

Hmph, why are you still thinking about whoring for nothing!

It is impossible to want to pet a dog without saying anything, a system with backbone is a show but not a body!

On one side, it is strong, and on the other side, the middle-aged man who lost his golden hair picked up the fluffy Chow Chow casually. Under his skillful technique, the Chow Chow is so comfortable that his eyes are almost invisible, although it itself The eyes can't even see.

In such an atmosphere, the vehicle finally drove slowly towards the security checkpoint, at least the source of the traffic jam could be seen at a glance.