I really just want to retire

In the early morning, accompanied by a few chirping birds, the first ray of sunlight shone down, and when it covered the entire earth with a gentle attitude, all the creatures that should wake up also woke up.

It's just that for some people, it may not be the morning sun that wakes them up, but...

Crazy camera.

With the entry of the camera, the live recording of "Childhood Wuji" at this station has officially started. There are not too many people on the bullet screen, and only true fans can come on time on weekend mornings.

When Fu Zi got up, Mr. Zhou Long was already washing up, and the little bulge on the small bed next to him also heard movement.

The immature face is a little ignorant after waking up, and the condition looks very good, full of collagen, red in the white.

Fu Zizhan glanced sideways and was very satisfied with the situation. Children really want to go to bed early and get up early. With this conclusion, he thoughtfully found out the clothes for the other party to wear today. After all, he Shoulder the heavy responsibility of taking care of others.

Luan Mocheng took the clothes on the bed a little subconsciously. He hugged the clothes and rubbed his eyes, and asked in a childish and vague voice: "Is he online today?"

A personal pronoun has no beginning and no end, making the audience a little confused.

Fu Zizhan, who understood immediately: "..."

Is this still on your mind?Isn't it just a ten-to-ten loss?

Fu Zizhan turned around and made the bed, his tone was extremely calm: "No."

Luan Mocheng, an elementary school student who originally planned to fight for another [-] rounds after waking up, became anxious, and even his hazy eyes widened a little: "Why?"

Some retirees lie to elementary school students not to write drafts: "He has to do his homework, he has to finish his summer homework, and he has to preview the textbooks for the next semester." After speaking, he asked casually: "Do you have any summer homework?"

Luan Mocheng, who didn't want to face this question, didn't answer, leaving only a look in your eyes like a devil, and comments such as fatal questions were also posted on the barrage.

After all, no matter what grade the students are in, they probably don't like to be asked this question during the holidays. This is the existence that can make their blood bars drop by more than half in an instant.

A "harmonious" communication in the early morning ended here. The nine-year-old child can do everything without worrying too much. Fu Zizhan saw Mr. Zhou Long exercising in the yard as soon as he went out after washing.

A few Tai Chi movements are flowing and flowing, and they look extraordinarily light and healthy. With the outdoor scenery, no one can feel comfortable watching them.

Teacher Zhou Long didn't stop when he saw people coming out, but asked, "Together?"

Fu Zizhan nodded with a smile: "Okay."

Then he stood at a position three meters away from Teacher Zhou very naturally, and the uniform movements in the picture were almost matched with a soothing light music.

As the last person to get up in this temporary home, Luan Mocheng was a bit out of place with the whole scene in the yard when he went out, and his clothes were as cool as ever, because there were only these clothes in the suitcase.

Seeing the person coming out, Fu Zizhan glanced sideways, but he didn't stop at all. It's still early, so it's okay to cook later.

While he was thinking about breakfast, Mr. Zhou had already greeted the child with a smile on his face: "Should I follow Xiaocheng? Do more exercise to grow taller?"

Luan Mocheng, who didn't want to join in the strange behavior of the adults, didn't move. Just when the two thought that the child was not interested, he suddenly stood up from the chair, walked up to Fu Zizhan and raised his head: "Will he do this too?" ?”

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Is this kid stunned after losing the game?

"No", this is also telling the truth, if his system has not been activated, then it will not.

As soon as Fu Zizhan finished speaking, the child in front of him seemed to have a sudden slap in the face, "Then I want to learn!"

It looked like a warrior who had finally found his opponent's weakness and was ready to practice hard so that he could kill him with one blow.

Before the practice started, the teacher asked questions first. There were many question marks in Teacher Zhou's tone: "Who is he?"

The tone of the person being asked was natural and calm: "A child from a friend's house"

A question and an answer come and go quickly, the comfortable social etiquette among adults, curiosity is enough.

The rising sun and setting sun had gradually covered the shade in the yard, and the children who had promised to join in the exercise became lazy within 5 minutes.

"What's the use of practicing this? Soft piapia!", the doubtful tone is very sincere.

It’s just that I was confused for a few minutes, because some hardcore seniors might really want to teach this child from the bottom of their hearts, and the original loose and comfortable exercise has become real.

After being severely injured in the game last night, some children saw the true appearance of his soft piapia movements in the yard this morning.

As time passed by, it may be that some hardcore seniors taught well, or it may be that the boys worship power from the bottom of their hearts, but it really ignited some interest.

The teaching in the yard is still going on, the old and the young get along very harmoniously, but the kid's cool clothes are somewhat inconsistent with this sport.

Fu Zizhan, who was among the old and the young, consciously made breakfast, and he had an indirect experience of what it was like to have an old man and a young man.

When breakfast was ready, the teaching in the yard was over. I don't know if it was his illusion, but after such a short period of time, I always felt that the child had an inexplicable sense of old age, but the wind was a little blown The meaning of just scattered may be the legendary saying that if you can't learn the essence, you should learn some superficial things first.

Breakfast is actually very simple, with three bowls of plain noodles and poached eggs, but simple ingredients can become extraordinary with skilled hands.

The light soup base is overflowing with flavor, awakening the taste buds that have been sleeping all night. Some children's eyes are brightened when the eyes suddenly light up on the other side fall on themselves.

Fu Zizhan raised his head in doubt, and opened his mouth while his thoughts were flying: "He won't"

His own system doesn’t need to eat, so naturally he doesn’t know how to do it. The emoji package that Gouzi cooked four dishes and one soup overnight is impossible in his house, and he dare not eat it after making it.

Luan Mocheng holding an empty bowl: "..."

The childish tone was tinged with embarrassment: "I just want to ask... do you have any face?"

He is not full.

Fu Zizhan subconsciously overreacted: "..."

It's because he was overthinking, people and children may have forgotten it.

Fu Zizhan coughed lightly, took Luan Mocheng's empty bowl and stood up: "There are more, how much do you want?"

The children who ate happily made a 1: "A bowl, thank you!"

Fu Zizhan nodded his head lightly to show that he knew it. As soon as he moved his front foot, Teacher Zhou followed him: "I also want to eat a bowl."

All of a sudden, the bullet screen is full of comments about wanting to eat a bowl, and it’s okay to have a bowl or a mouthful.

And some retirees just feel that they have a more profound feeling of being senior and junior.

This deep feeling was added when I received the task card from the program group. This program focuses on daily warmth, but it is not completely without tasks. Sometimes some small interactive links are set up to increase the fun.

Just like at this moment, the task card clearly states how many handicrafts a family needs to produce, as for how many...

Calculated per person.

According to the head is very magical, but also related to the ingredients of lunch and dinner.

It may be because I had a very enjoyable breakfast. Some children are very concerned about food now, and their attitudes are very positive. They raised their hands and said, "I can draw a picture!"

Teacher Zhou also kindly echoed: "Let me mention a word."

Fu Zizhan met the eyes of the old and the young, and the sentences were neatly arranged: "Then I...carve a flower?"

He saw that there were still a few big radishes in the kitchen, which should be useful.

In less than 1 minute, the division of labor was completed.

Even the golden retriever named Shell at his feet moved his body, as if to say that it can help the fun. Shell is the dog raised by the owner of the farmhouse. The owner has a lot of pets. There is basically one for each group of guests. .

"I can also help!", Fu Zizhan's mechanical voice suddenly sounded in the sea of ​​knowledge.

Some systems that are still obsessed with stand-in scripts always have to make noises from time to time to show that their position in the main palace will never be shaken!

It's not enough to just show off your status, Dumbly proposed with a tentative tone: "How about I sing a song? The episode in "The True and False Girl: I'm a Double" is pretty good, you'll like it." style"

It's a pity that although some systems are strongly recommended, the words of its host's rejection have no thought, which can be said to be merciless.

Today is also a day to strictly enforce the Fu family rules.

After a small episode, the three people in this temporary family began to work on their own. After all, the time left for them was only two or three hours. This was a task to be completed in the morning.

After Fu Zizhan helped Luan Mocheng tidy up the drawing board, brushes and other tools, he went straight to the kitchen, and the few big radishes he had drawn into the plan lay quietly in the basket.

Naturally, it is impossible to have carving tools in the kitchen, so he went back to the place where the suitcase was kept and searched for it.

With the system in hand, you have to do all the acting, because the storage board was always used as a mobile space in the past, so as long as it is a field that has been involved before, there are basically tools.

As soon as Fu Zizhan got up with the good things, Mr. Zhou's novel voice came from behind him: "Are you still carrying these things with you?"

The person being asked didn't show anything on his face, and quietly said a very philosophical sentence: "After all, opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared."

Teacher Zhou Long showed a hearty smile when he heard the words, and agreed with this philosophy, although he actually didn't understand why he had to prepare these.

Maybe this is the world of young people. He doesn't understand it very well. Sure enough, no matter how old the painting style is, the actual age is still there.

At the same time, Fu Zizhan, who played a scene of finding tools, has returned to the kitchen again, his black eyes are rolling and hidden under the long eyelashes, no one knows what he is thinking.

The viewers who saw people who had already started to wash carrots in the live broadcast on the screen have already set their expectations on the public screen...

At the same time, the operation of buying and leaving hands immediately began. Some people speculated that a flower might really be carved, and some speculated that it might be a puppy or a small animal such as a cat.

As time passed by, the parties involved proved that none of the audience's guesses were correct.

In the kitchen, Fu Zizhan was sitting on a chair, his hands were moving continuously, calm and composed like a calm old man, but in the live broadcast room that he didn't see, the audience had already lost their composure. There are more and more question marks, as if they don't know what to say anymore, only punctuation marks can express their mood at this time.

Finally, at a certain moment, the movement of the hands of the person on the chair slowed down, and the finished product on the table was...

Poster for the movie "Eating Disorder".

Fu Zizhan lowered his head, bent slightly, and was doing the final perfection. In fact, it was when the program team staff announced the task that he remembered what the purpose of his announcement was.

I came here with a promotional mission, so it seems unreasonable not to do something, handicrafts, just kill two birds with one stone.

On his side, he made a reasonable self-explanation, leaving the jaw-dropping audience in vain...

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? 】

[This thing can be carved? ! 】

[I've taken a fancy to this hand, Brother Fu, can you cut it off and send it to me? 】

[My mother asked me when I fell in love with watching professional carving competitions, why there was only one contestant]

[My mother didn't ask me, she just helped me pick up my chin that fell out of shock, but I couldn't press it more or less]

【Husband, what else do you have that I don't know, I'm really tired of saying this sentence】

[Good guy, watching Brother Fu's show is like drawing cards in a game, you never know what skill you will get]

[I give full marks to this wave of publicity, it's too hardcore]

[Words can't express my feelings, see you at the cinema, everyone! 】

While the barrage discussions were raging, in the quiet kitchen, the door was pushed open. Mr. Zhou Long, who was about to come in to get some water, stopped at the door, and then quickly came to the table after a while, with an exaggerated tone: "I My dear!! Did you carve this out? Just for a while?"

Fu Zizhan, who was tired from sitting, got up and took a glass of water for himself. Although he asked knowingly, Fu Zizhan nodded his head lightly to Fu Zizhan who was looking at the teacher last week. In fact, it has been used for a long time. A little rusty, but it can play a publicity effect on it.

Teacher Zhou Long, who asked more questions, even forgot that he came in to drink water, stared at the carvings and sighed non-stop, even the children from Luan Mocheng who were painting outside were sighed in.

Then it turned into an old and a young sighing together, and a comprehensive appreciation came around the table.

Because it is a live broadcast, the real-time picture means that anyone who enters the live broadcast room can see it, so after 5 minutes, Fu Zizhan received a message on WeChat from the person in charge of the film's post-production promotion team.

After he simply replied, within 2 minutes, the official blog of "Eating Disorder" updated a post.

The accompanying text is two pictures, a close-up of carved flowers, and a gif picture of people adding carved flowers. There is also @了Fu Zizhan behind the promotional copy.

The carvings on the picture are exquisite and lifelike, just like pasting and copying a poster. Except for no coloring, everything else is basically the same.

What you need to know is that there are quite a few people on the poster of "Eating Disorder", and the corresponding difficulty is not ordinary.

Some netizens who saw the news but did not watch the live broadcast of "Childhood Wuji" were stunned instantly, leaving their own punctuation marks like live barrage, and there was a sense of going back in time...

[? ? ?Has the current propaganda rolled into this? 】

【knew!I can't go to see it!Don't try so hard! ! 】

【Good guy, now I don’t have any skills and I’m too embarrassed to come out to promote it】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I missed [-] million without watching the live broadcast! 】

[In the future, everyone's publicity should also follow this standard! 】

[Laughing, who are you trying to force to death upstairs? 】

When netizens lamented that this wave of publicity was too hardcore, and others could not imitate it at all, the person involved was already instructing children to draw in the living room.

Luan Mocheng painted the heroes in the game, it can be seen that they belong to the very talented one, but the skills are still a bit immature.

The small benches are built side by side, one big and one small are very harmonious. The adults explain patiently, and the children listen very carefully.

Fans who watched the whole process in the live broadcast room, some people couldn't help asking their souls...

[Brother Fu is probably very good at drawing, right? 】

Followed by a bunch of quite agreeable words, and expressed a lot of expectations for this, although the person concerned has not shown any paintings, but this question seems to have become an established fact!

At ten o'clock in the morning, the guests of each group finished their task time and were called by the program team to gather at the designated place.

It's time to vote and compete for ingredients.

When the works of a group of three people were displayed, eight pairs of identical eyes were instantly harvested, roughly meaning...

The said good handicrafts for primary school students, why do you take out the artwork?

Too much!