I really just want to retire

"The Same Moment" is different from other variety shows. The guests in each episode are either fixed or flying. There are a total of six recordings. Five guests participate in each recording. The recording time lasts two days and one night. In fact, it is full of calculations, that is, two days , After all, I slept at night and there was nothing to see.

Each recording will be edited into two episodes and broadcast on a fixed schedule. People who don’t like to watch live broadcasts or have no time to watch live broadcasts can watch the edited version.

The reason why the guests are both fixed and flying is because the guests will be changed every time the recording is made. There will be a total of [-] guests, all walks of life and all ages. It is called the transmission of life.

So the last season of "The Same Moment" was very popular, after all, there will always be someone you like among the [-] artists.

Fu Zizhan was the first batch of guests to record. The staff had already installed the cameras the afternoon before, and then they were blocked at the gate of the Buddhist Youth Area.

Cai Hu, who came with the staff, was blocked in a row.

Some reality show veterans will take advantage of the artist's unpreparedness to shoot some real scenes in a surprise attack, so editing it out is also one of the jokes of the show.

It's just that I didn't expect this raid to be stuck in the middle of the road. There is a kind of raid called that it is over before it starts.

In the car, Cai Hu met the director of the program group, who was hesitant to speak but stopped looking: "..."

He understood, the other party was saying that he was a failure as an agent, and he would be stopped halfway if he went to his artist's house.

Cai Hu shrugged, and gave the director a helpless expression. In fact, it was not a failure, it was just a routine operation. After all, with the current situation of his artists, he was the one who could be fired at any time.

In the end, the group of the program team naturally went in, but unfortunately the raid scene they wanted was gone.

In villa No. 636, Fu Zizhan stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window after making a phone call. He had just put his phone away when he turned his head and saw his own system coming down the stairs.

The hand holding the phone froze in the pocket for a second, and saw the other party walking gracefully as if walking a runway, extremely pretentious, and the most eye-catching thing was the black tuxedo on it, so delicate that it even The tie is all tied.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He twitched uncontrollably between his brows, with a deadpan expression in his tone: "What are you doing?"

The nonchalant still maintained a very elegant pace, "Where are my new clothes, don't they look good?"

Fu Zizhan's eyelids were drooping, and he couldn't say the word "good-looking".

The clothes are good clothes, but the dog is a little rough.

In this short period of time, he has already walked to Fu Zizhan's side, and the mechanical voice is justified: "Isn't the program team coming to record, I have the best appearance to welcome you."

I didn't care about these before, I feel like I lost [-] million, I haven't seen fans with this image for so long, I have to take care of it~

Although before it wanted to care about it, it couldn't care about it, after all...

The debt system does not deserve to have its own pocket money, and it does not dare to ask for its notice fee, which is used to repay the debt to its own host.

But now it's not what it used to be!It has its own little money, so if you don't tidy up when it's on the show, it's disrespectful to fans!

Fu Zizhan: "..."

What a perfect excuse to spend money.

He glanced down, and mercilessly pointed out the bugs in his own system: "It will be recorded tomorrow."

He tilted his head up in a nonchalant way, as if thinking: "They will definitely make a pilot film, besides... I have a white set tomorrow, and a gray set the day after tomorrow!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He suddenly didn't want to record this show.

It's too late to record or not, people are already on their way.

After showing it to his host, he started to walk in the living room again, so that the people who waited for the program group could see its natural and graceful figure as soon as they entered the door.

The people in the program group haven't waited yet, but they waited for the compliment from Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu first, and the expression of the compliment was inexplicably laced with a sense of injustice.

As the dogs involved in this battle, the heartless two sisters ran straight to their elder brother after they came in from the outside, sniffed the tuxedo curiously, and then turned their heads to look at themselves in unison Master, the meaning in the big eyes should not be too obvious...

He said brightly: "We want it too, what about ours?"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

If he said that he didn't buy it, I don't know if these two little guys can understand it.

In the end, the sad little ones were appeased, because a system said it bought it, but it was still on the way.

Obviously the races are different, and I don't know how to communicate, anyway, this is the end of this article.

After a small episode in the villa, the talent from the program team arrived late. As expected, they did carry the camera, not the ones who just came to install it without turning it on.

It's just that the envious eyes behind the camera are a little too naked.

When the staff of the program group looked at each other, they tried their best not to look like an ignorant turkey. They looked very much like Cai Hu, who came here for the first time.

The retirement point that some retirees have planned for a long time is naturally perfect in all aspects. Even if there is a gap, it can be filled with money.

At the main entrance, he stood gracefully beside his host, getting ready to go, as if he was going to attend a celebrity banquet.

Not surprisingly, it received a lot of compliments.

A certain system of Meizizi does not appear to be as stable as an old dog at all. In fact, Haili is so happy that he is flying, saying that he is actually talented in the fashion industry.

Fu Zizhan, who was communicating with the director: "..."

In the next second, a happy system was forced to turn off the microphone, and quietly squatted aside to act as a beautiful vase.

On the left and right of it are the two sisters who are heartless and imitated. The picture of sitting in a row looks very funny and cute, which makes the cameraman who shoots the material frequently give them the lens.

By the time the program staff left, it was already an hour later.

Cai Hu and Xiao Qi did not go with the staff of the program group, but stayed for a while, and this time was reserved for Xiao Qi in a precise sense.

Some little assistants have big doubts in their heads. He just asked for a period of leave for family business, why everything changed after he came back.

It became that he felt that he was not even worthy of walking the dog. Look at that high-end tuxedo. If he went out together, he might be lined up like a dirt dog.

Xiao Qi, who felt like a world away, was finally taken away by Cai Hu. In fact, he didn't use it today. After all, the recording place was at home, and there was nothing that needed the help of an assistant.

As for why they still come here, it's purely a bad taste of a certain manager. They are all in the same team. Of course, they have to share the blessings and share the hardships. It's exciting...

We also have to suffer together!

He couldn't be the only one drooling enviously at the gate.

After Cai Hu and Xiao Qi left, the whole villa became quiet. Because tomorrow's recording will be a live broadcast, Fu Zizhan simply gave Uncle and Aunt Liu a two-day vacation. It brings some unnecessary troubles, and there is no room for editing in the live broadcast.

After Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu returned to their home, the villa became even quieter.

It is so quiet that he can hear the sound of his own system trying on clothes very clearly. Some dog has returned to its small room. There is no camera in this room. When the staff came, a certain system was locked directly. For fear of revealing something, I like to mention an unexplainable supernatural event.

Hearing the sound, Fu Zizhan came out of the study and took a look. The door of the small room was not closed tightly, and he could see a lot of piles of clothes through the crack of the door.

And his family system is performing Miracle Dog.

It only takes a few seconds to change the skin with one click. If an outsider sees that level of proficiency, he will probably say that he saw this dog yesterday when he was shopping for clothes, and he is the manager of that store!

Seeing that his host stopped changing Miracle Dog's costume, and his body was facing the door, a front paw suddenly stretched forward and raised, and touched the hair on the left side of his head. The tone in the mechanical voice was incomparable Confidence: "How about my set, isn't it also super cool?"

It looked very much like the boss in the old TV dramas, leaning against the wall and touching his head with one hand.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Sure enough, he shouldn't have any curiosity at all!

Fu Zi chopped a temple bump, the big golden retriever in the room touched his head with a different paw, and pushed the sunglasses on his eyes decently.

Of course, its decoration is not only sunglasses, but also a big gold chain hanging around the neck, and behind it is a colorful leopard print dress. A feeling of being unable to fall.

Fu Zizhan closed his eyes, and his tone seemed to have no ups and downs: "The blind dog of the nouveau riche family?"

dubious:"…………"

"I'm hip-hop!!"

Fu Zizhan raised the corner of his mouth, but there was no smile: "You have to thank others for not hearing it."

Otherwise it is easy to be beaten.

No matter what, she pursed her lips, turned her head and looked at herself in the mirror, she was obviously very good-looking, what a personality!It will become the most beautiful dog in the entire Buddhist Youth District.

Doesn't this look better than its host's daily old-age casual style?

Its host really doesn't know how to appreciate it. When people retire, their hearts also retire.

In an atmosphere where one person, one system dislike each other's aesthetics, the sunrise of the second day is ushered in, which means that the recording of the "Same Moment" variety show will officially start.

This day is Saturday. According to the past practice, every recording of "The Same Moment" is on a rest day, because this can ensure the number of live broadcast viewers. After all, most people have two days off, maybe when they are bored Just wanted to click on it and have a look.

Early in the morning, Fu Zizhan ushered in the staff of the program team who came to turn on the camera early in the morning, as well as the follow-up camera. The fixed camera yesterday was only used to record the material to be used for post-editing. During the live broadcast, there must be a live broadcast. Mobile camera.

After some operations in the background of the live broadcast platform, the live broadcast screen finally met the audience.

Once the screen appeared, there seemed to be a lot of barrage on the screen, as if they had typed the words in advance, so that they could leave their footprints in the first second of the screen...

[I won't say that I set the alarm clock to watch it]

[I don't look at people, I just come to take the first breath of European energy]

[Brother Fu, I also went to buy a lottery ticket yesterday, please bless me? 】

[I don't care about 21 and [-] when I come up, I just have a crazy meal, tomorrow the star of the European Emperor must be me! 】

[On rest days, I can wake up so early, only you, Brother Fu, I really love you deeply! 】

[Hey guys, did you keep your eyes open, did no one notice that this hotel is too luxurious? 】

[I've already discovered the previous one, but I didn't dare to open my mouth when no one said it. I'm afraid I'm just too stupid.]

Although it is the early morning of the weekend, there are also some sober viewers. This type of viewer can always get the key point of a matter at the first time.

The pictures on the screen cover a wide area. When you look at the camera, it was taken from a high place and far away. In the picture, one person is sitting in a restaurant eating breakfast. Not far away are two dogs and a cat who are also eating. , It's a very ordinary picture, and it's not really interesting to put it in other places.

But there are too many places to look at here, of course the focus is not on the living things in the picture...

Take a look at this living room which is so high that you don't know how many meters it is!Look at the spiral staircase!So exquisite and rich that it looks like a chandelier in a castle!Everywhere is showing my precious information! !

There are more and more sober viewers blinded by money, and one or two have left tears that have never seen the world...

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Ah, ah, husband, marry me!When will you marry me! !Please, throw money at me! 】

[I thought I was here to inhale European spirit, but I didn't expect to be shown a wave of wealth]

【Isn't this all bought by winning the lottery? 】

[I thought you were joking in front of me, who can win millions every day?One time it was already a piece of shit luck, okay】

The parties involved in the discussion on the barrage didn't know anything about it. After breakfast, Fu Zizhan simply cleaned up and sat quietly in the yard for a while, breathing the first ray of fresh air in the morning.

And at this time on the second floor, I finally got myself sorted out, walking down the stairs slowly with noble steps, and then I saw an empty living room...

dubious:"???"

What about people? ?

It has been in order for a long time, don't you want to pat it?

The fact is that not only is there no one, but there are no dogs. They have been having fun in the yard long after eating heartlessly. There is only a lazy cat and a few virtual projections of it left in the living room.

The liverless kid who heard the sound just raised his head and glanced lightly, and then nestled in the cat's nest again. There is a kind of feeling that it can be as calm as a mountain, whether you wear a yellow robe or not, and the whole house is the most quiet and well-behaved. It is none other than the cub.

Unable to be shown in the first place, he skillfully opened the door and walked to the back yard.

The moment the door opened, Fu Zizhan and the camera, who were sitting quietly in the yard, all turned their heads.

The camera inevitably captured a certain dog, and the audience and fans who were still discussing whether they were here for European or financial luck were stunned for a second.

I saw that the golden retriever in the picture was wearing a huge cowboy hat, which was so big that it almost covered the whole head.He was wearing a typical denim vest suit, and he carried a toy gun and a toy water bottle on his back.

Finally showing his fashionable nonsense, he walked slowly towards its host step by step.

The big golden retriever raised his head: "Does it look good? Western cowboy style!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"You've been messing with this all morning?"

He shook his head nonchalantly, and the hat on his head also shook, "That's not true, I also watched TV dramas... Don't drag this cowboy"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

It doesn't sound very serious, and it is necessary to put the various software in youth mode on the agenda.

Not knowing that his tablet is in crisis, he still raises his head, trying to get some fashion affirmation.

It was dressed according to the hero, and then...

Its upturned head suddenly turned cold, and the hat had already left it in the next second.

The hat that left it went to the head of its host, and the mechanical voice was happy: "This set is really successful! If you like it, I will give it to you!"

Fu Zizhan pushed his hat down, and his indifferent tone was very ruthless: "I think too much, it's just that it can cover my sight"

In this way, you don’t have to see the hot-eyed fashion of your own system. It’s a bit weird to wear jeans in the dog’s legs.

dubious,"……"

Goodbye, it is going to run away from home, and find a host with the same aesthetics as it.

Here, one person, one system is fighting against each other every day, and the barrage is already laughing like crazy. It should be said that I was already laughing so hard when I came out of a certain system...

[Hahahahaha why haven't I seen you for a while and I think our elder brother is stupid again? 】

[The previous ones are not allowed to say that!Our elder brother is steady, want face! ! 】

[xswl, did Brother Fu dress it up like this?This aesthetic is really...]

[Hahahahaha, is this just the thin legs in jeans that some boys like? 】

[This leg is indeed thin enough, but the hair is a bit too much~]

[Sure enough, dogs are not suitable for wearing pants, not any pants]

【Husband, just promise me to take good care of them, okay?Don't try to add icing on the cake!You are not adding flowers]

I have to say that today is also a day when some people's style reviews are indirectly victimized, but this time it is aesthetic style reviews.

After the early morning episode, Chaoyang also moved its position, and Fu Zizhan left the courtyard and returned to the villa.

When connecting with the program process, the director of the program group made it very clear that you can do whatever you usually do now.

Fu Zizhan naturally has no opinion on this arrangement, he can live a retired life, rich and popular, why not do it?

After a morning like this, the director couldn't take it anymore, and sent a WeChat message when it was almost lunch time. The implication was very clear, that is, to do something interesting.

Fu Zizhan staring at the message: "..."

Reading books, walking the dog, arranging flowers, going to the activity center for the elderly to play chess with the elders, why is it not something to watch?

The director on the other end of the phone is struggling and he doesn't want to ask for it. The other party's life seems to be the most leisurely and boring among the five guests, but the number of viewers has always been the largest. This is naturally very good, but in the later stage It was a headache when I edited the version.

On the other hand, Fu Zizhan, who took money to do things, was very considerate and considerate of the hardships of the workers. He copied his old career during lunch time, and he almost made the cameraman cry when he cooked a meal.

He glanced sideways at the camera, and was very satisfied with the effect. It should be something to watch. As for the afternoon, we will talk about it in the afternoon. Retirees have to take a lunch break after lunch.

After Fu Zizhan got up from his lunch break, he came to the door on his own initiative for something he hadn't thought about.