After the genius was abolished, he became my Taoist companion

101. Roasted Loofah with Bean Dan

The results of Ye Huangui and Tan Duzhi's two battles were quite good. If you don't look for them, you don't know. When you look for them, you are surprised that there are so many bean worms hidden in the soybean field at the door.

He picked up two or three catties of three-inch soybean worms alone, not to mention the remaining smaller ones.

He shook the thick and fat bean worms into the bucket, and when he looked around, he saw that there was a dense layer of green oil on the bottom of the bucket.Wen Ruyu moved away with a sweep of her consciousness, which is too intrusive.

Ye Hugui shook the wooden barrel: "Hey, I can cook a big bowl!"

As he spoke, he took a shaukei and put a lid on the bucket: "I'll cook them tomorrow!"

There was a hot and sour smell in the kitchen, and as soon as I smelled it, I knew that Wen Ruyu was stealing cowpeas again.Wen Ruyu is not afraid of being caught, right now he is sitting at the table with his legs crossed holding a small bowl.

There was half a bowl of yellow sour cowpea in the bowl. From time to time, he squeezed a piece of sour cowpea and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing until it filled the room with a sour aroma.

Wen Ruyu gloated: "Little Yezi, I didn't mean you, are you planting beans or raising bugs? Do you want me to find you some elixir to help you get rid of these bugs?"

Ye Huangui chuckled: "No need, there are not many of these bean worms. When the soybeans are harvested, many of them have not yet grown up, which will not affect the yield much! Besides, the chickens and ducks at home like to eat bean worms. When the soybeans are harvested, they all gain weight."

Wen Ruyu subdued, he shrugged: "Your family really can't waste anything."

Ye Huangui was too proud: "Of course!"

After putting the bean paste away, the night was already dark, and it was time to go back to each house and climb into bed.Wen Ruyu was very disappointed today, because there was no supper today, he put his hands in his hands in melancholy: "Forget it, go home and rest, I hope there will be delicious food in my dream."

Tan Duzhi said unhurriedly: "Wen Ruyu, you seem to be getting fat."

Wen Ruyu was startled, he touched his waist and belly subconsciously: "No way! Impossible! Where am I getting fat?"

Tan Duzhi said calmly: "Eat four meals a day, three bowls each time, think about it yourself."

The corners of Wen Ruyu's mouth twitched: "No... You eat a lot more than I do, so why do you have the face to criticize me? You don't chase people like that, I see through you."

As soon as the words fell, Wen Ruyu left angrily, while walking, she was still touching her belly suspiciously: "Get fat? How is it possible?"

He understood, Tan Duzhi was just jealous!I didn't realize it before. After this guy got a Taoist companion, he was jealous and scheming. He really didn't miss a single thing!

Today is an extraordinary day, because Lao Tan stood up, and Ye Huangui was very happy.After the two washed up and climbed into bed, he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.

He hugged Qiaoqiao and lay facing Tan Duzhi: "Old Tan, after the grand ceremony of the Beast Controlling Sect, shall we build the house behind the house?"

Tan Duzhi didn't think much about it: "Well, good."

Ye Huangui said: "You can move now, we can't continue to sleep in the same bed. Otherwise, it will not be good for your reputation, and you will find a Taoist partner in the future."

Tan Duzhi's expression was strange:? ? ?

Ye Huangui muttered: "Actually, last time I built a house, I wanted to finish it in one step, but money was a bit tight at that time, and the family had no money after half of the construction. This time, we will build it all at once. When the time comes The good room is reserved for you."

He planned: "Well, I will make you a set of furniture. Hey, what style do you like?"

Tan Duzhi just wants to shut Ye Huangui's mouth now. He is doubting his life. Could it be that he is not expressing clearly enough?Or is it that his performance is so poor that Xiao Yezi never thought of spending the rest of her life with him?

Tan Duzhi didn't respond, and Ye Huangui wasn't annoyed, he muttered: "It's too early to talk about the furniture, and then we can go to Bailu Town to find a craftsman to order. Whichever one you like, we will make it." Which kind of..."

While speaking, his voice gradually became smaller, and his breathing became even after a while.

Tan Duzhi pulled Qiaoqiao away, and he hugged Ye Huangui in his arms, angry and helpless: "It's okay to build a house, but it's impossible to sleep separately from me."

Don't even think about it!

At noon the next day, Ye Huangui set up a stool and picked two loofahs.He looked at Wen Ruyu's cave in wonder: "What day is it today? Why haven't Old Tan and Old Wen gotten up yet?"

Old Tan may have been tired from walking too much yesterday, what happened to Wen Ruyu?Could it be that he was drinking again yesterday?

Forget it, when he finished lunch, the two of them should wake up.

When he started to clean up Doudan, both Tan Duzhi and Wen Ruyu woke up.Lao Tan has made rapid progress after lighting up his walking skills. Yesterday he walked slowly, but today's movements are much more agile!

Wen Ruyu had two big dark circles under his eyes. He sat down beside Ye Hugui and asked resentfully, "Am I fat?"

Ye Huangui: ...

Has this guy been wrestling with this problem all night?

Ye Huangui poured the bean worms from the barrel into the basin, and some of the bean worms crawled to the back of the shaukei, and he picked them one by one and put them into the wooden basin.

He considered it carefully: "Old Tan said that monks are very strong and will not gain weight easily. Look at Old Tan, isn't he also fat?"

Wen Ruyu clapped her hands together: "Yes! I think so too! Then why did he say I'm fat?"

Ye Huangui: ...

This guy seems to have thought about it for a long time, forget it, ignore him.

Half a basin of clear water was poured into the basin, and the bean worms twisted their bodies and struggled immediately.The emerald green bean worms float on the water one by one, which is spectacular and penetrating.

Tan Duzhi did not know when he came to Ye Huangui's side, he said softly, "Want to wash the bean paste? Let me do it."

Ye Huangui smiled and said: "No need, it's just a few things, and it will be dealt with soon. You and Wen Ruyu can sit down."

Wen Ruyu was still mad: "Tan Duzhi, explain, why am I so fat? Hey, talk to me, don't ignore me. Is it Tan?"

Tan Duzhi ignored him, and he continued to circle Ye Huangui: "Do you still have to deal with Doudan?"

In his understanding, the bean dan can be fried as long as it is cleaned?Isn't it okay to treat it like the cicada monkey we ate before?

Ye Huangui said: "Yes, you will find out after a while."

Ye Huangui put the cleaned bean dans in clear water, and the choked bean dans floated on the surface of the water after a while, standing upright.

When they stopped moving, Ye Huangui walked out the door with a basin in one hand and a small stool in the other.

After a while he came to the chicken coop, and the chickens surrounded Ye Huangui when they saw Ye Huangui appearing. Ye Huangui could only chase them in vain: "Go, don't come here!"

The chickens he raised were not afraid of him at all. Ye Huangui believed that as long as he put down the wooden basin at this time, the bean pellets in the basin would be taken away by the chickens.When there was really no other way, Ye Huangui had no choice but to make a big move: "Duck duck——"

Hearing Ye Huangui's call, Yaya flew over from the river: "Ang—"

The duck descended from the sky, it held its head high and spread its wings, like a guard guarding its master.

With ducks and ducks standing in front of Ye Huangui, the chickens who were trying to snatch the insects by hand fell silent.Only then could Ye Huangui sit down with peace of mind. He put the wooden basin by his side, and then took out the smallest rolling pin and a chopping board from the storage bag.

He picked up a blue bean worm and put it on the chopping board, with the bean worm's head facing his direction.Then he held the two ends of the rolling pin and rolled it sideways from the direction of the bean worm's head to the direction of the buttocks.

There was only a slight puffing sound, and the internal organs and meat of the bean worm burst from the tail, and the turquoise juice flew far away.

Wen Ruyu took a breath of air: "Hey..."

The extruded bean dan meat is white with a little bluish yellow, and there is a small pool of turquoise juice at the front.Ye Huangui picked out the bean dan meat and put it in the bowl he had prepared earlier.

After being crushed, only a layer of turquoise skin remains, which can also be fried and eaten.But Ye Huangui didn't want to make fried food today, so he casually twisted the leather and threw it forward.

The flock rushed forward, and a flower hen quickly snatched the skin, and the chickens that failed to snatch it circled around Ye Huangui.

Ye Huangui's speed was fast, and with a slight cracking sound, a pot of bean dan meat appeared in the bowl next to it not long after.

Touching my conscience, if I didn't see the picture of him handling Doudan, Tan and Wen would never have thought that it was worm meat.The strips of bean paste were as thick as an inch-long little finger, and the appearance of insects could not be seen at all.

The cleaned Doudan was put in a big bowl by Ye Huangui, and after a while, turquoise juice oozed out.

Wen Ruyu's face turned blue: "Little Ye Zi doesn't want to poison us both, does she?"

Tan Duzhi said calmly: "Dou Dan is not poisonous, if you are worried, you can eat other dishes."

Today's lunch dishes include hot and sour potato shreds, steamed garlic eggplant, pickled cowpea with minced meat, tomato and egg soup, and roasted bean paste with loofah.They are all less troublesome dishes, suitable for this season, and Ye Huangui is also handy in making them.

After a while, he put the first few dishes on the table, and the main event was almost over!

After adding oil to the pot and sautéing shallots, ginger and garlic, Ye Huangui poured the bean paste into the pot.The soft and sticky bean paste became plump when it met the hot oil, and the color of the soup changed from green to milky white.

Wen Ruyu looked around the stove, "The colors don't look so weird now."

Ye Huangui didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't hang around here."

Lucky is not as annoying as he is, such a big person is here to affect his cooking.

It is not advisable to turn the bean paste when it is just out of the pot. It can only be turned over after the bean paste is formed.After Ye Huangui turned over the bean dan in the pot, the bean dan looked like irregular strips of white meat and smelled like meat.

He took the bean paste out of the pot, cleaned the pot, and refilled the pot with oil.This time he was going to fry the loofah first. In fact, roasting loofah with bean paste is similar to scrambled eggs with bean paste, except that eggs are replaced with bean paste.

After the loofah was fried until soft, Ye Huangui poured the bean paste into the pot.After stirring a few times, some thick soup appeared in the pot.This amount of soup was obviously not enough, so Ye Huangui added some boiling water to the pot.

The soup in the pot turned a cloudy blue-white color, and a delicious smell wafted out of the pot.

Even though Wen Ruyu couldn't accept Dou Dan's appearance, now he still had to say: "This dish cooked with meat is delicious."

Tan Duzhi added: "Who said it might be poisonous just now?"

After a little stewing, the house is full of fragrance.The smell of the loofah is completely covered by the aroma of the meat. Open the lid and take a look, and you can see that the loofah in the pot is soft and rotten. Now you can season it.

The seasoning is very simple, just a little salt is enough.Of course, if you like a strong taste, you can also add chili or pepper powder, but Ye Huangui feels that those strong seasonings will cover up the umami taste of the bean paste itself.

After the salt is completely melted, a simple and delicious roasted loofah with bean paste is ready!

102. Starting point Cangcheng

The appearance of this dish is actually not good, because the loofah becomes soft and rotten after being stewed, and the shape of the bean dan meat is uneven.But this did not prevent it from having an amazing umami taste. As soon as it came out of the pot, Zhao Cai Jin Bao lay beside the food bowl and waited for Ye Huangui to feed them.

Mixing the rice with the remaining soup in the pot, Ye Huangui put the rice in the bowl of Zhaocaijinbao.The two young ones ate with great relish, their heads sullen, and they refused to lift their heads.

Seeing this scene, Wen Ruyu no longer questioned the deliciousness of Doudan.

Pick up a bean paste and throw it into your mouth to chew. The bean paste has no peculiar smell, and those who don’t know it will think it is a chicken with a stronger taste.But compared to chicken, it has more inexplicable umami taste.

Presumably this is the delicacy of the bean dan itself. The bean dan is grown in the ground from birth to death. It is born to eat bean leaves when you are hungry and drink dew when you are thirsty. Although it looks hideous, it is pure in nature.

Loofah Three Delicious Soup has always been Lao Tan's favorite soup. The cooked loofah tastes sweet and smooth, and he never gets tired of eating it.Today's stir-fried loofah with bean paste has also successfully won Tan Duzhi's favorite.

He scooped up a large spoonful of bean paste and loofah to cover the rice, and stirred it with the chopsticks. The white rice was sticky with the loofah and bean paste under the thick soup.

At this time, pick up the bowl and shove it into the mouth, and the rice-flavored meat and coriander are intertwined in one bite, so fragrant that people can't stop.

If you think the taste is relatively light, you can also scoop up a spoonful of capers and carob minced meat and mix it in.In this way, the taste in the mouth will be richer!

After taking a bite, Wen Ruyu followed Tan Duzhi's example and began to taste the delicacy in big mouthfuls. He said vaguely, "It's delicious~ Remember to call me when Xiao Yezi goes to catch bean worms next time."

Ye Huangui smiled: "Okay."

Wen Ruyu and Tan Duzhi robbed a large pot of bean dan loofah with no soup left. Ye Huangui felt terrified. Fortunately, he had fed Zhaocaijinbao in advance, otherwise the two would have had trouble.

In the following days, Wen Ruyu had one more thing at night, he would stand in the soybean field to catch bean worms after the sun went down.He struck hard, and the bean worms, big and small, flew up in the field under his aura. He left the big ones, and threw the small ones back into the ground.

Seeing this situation, Ye Huangui was a little worried about his chickens and ducks—when the soybeans are harvested this year, will they still be able to eat delicious and nutritious soybeans?

The hot August passed quietly and ushered in the crisp autumn September.

Ye Huangui thought that the Royal Beast Sect's grand ceremony would be on the ninth day of the ninth month of the lunar calendar, but when he went to Baixi Town, red lanterns had already been hung on both sides of the road in the town.

Only then did Ye Huangui realize that something was wrong, he counted with his fingers, good guy, isn't the founding ceremony of the Beast Sect just a few days away? !

It's time for him to pack up and go to Cangcheng to participate in the celebration!

Since you want to participate in the celebration, you have to pay for it!Then comes the question, what good things can Ye Huangui, the suzerain of the Cyanwood Sect, come up with to congratulate another sect for establishing the sect?

Ye Huangui hugged his pot with great melancholy: "Hey..." I heard that this pot is a magic weapon, why don't we just use it to make up the number?

But he thought of Uncle Fu's words again. Uncle Fu said that if he lost the pot, he would pack his head when he came back.

It's too difficult, it's really too difficult for a sect without money to socialize.

Wen Ruyu came up with a bad idea from the side: "It's not easy? Don't you raise so many chickens and ducks? It's really impossible to catch a few chickens and fish. I'll let you take the bean worms I caught earlier!"

Ye Huangui had a headache: "Old Wen, don't make up your mind, I'm almost dying of worry."

Tan Duzhi couldn't bear to watch it any longer, he said softly, "You can choose whatever is in my storage bag as a gift."

Ye Huangui shook his head embarrassingly: "It's yours, how can I use yours as my favor?"

Tan Duzhi was silent when he heard the words, he pursed his lips, with a little grievance in his calmness.

Wen Ruyu: "Look, Tan Duzhi is going to be sad. Xiao Yezi, you don't treat Lao Tan as family at all!"

Ye Huangui panicked: "Huh? It's not... oh... Old Tan, I didn't mean that, you understand."

Tan Duzhi didn't want to understand, Lao Tan was very hurt and couldn't be coaxed.

Facing Tan Duzhi's wronged eyes, Ye Huangui could only shamefully compromise: "Then, thank you Old Tan."

He didn't dare to say that he would pay back Tan Duzhi's words when he was rich, because he felt that he would never be able to pay back what Tan Duzhi could get out of his storage bag for the rest of his life.And if he really said that, Old Tan would be even more angry.

Only then did Tan Duzhi smile relaxedly: "It's right for a family to help each other, not to mention that I have to go with you to the Emperor Beast Sect, I can't let you bear everything."

As soon as the words fell, Ye Huangui was stunned: "But Lao Tan... The Royal Beast Sect has invited many people to this celebration. If you go, it will be easy to be exposed."

Tan Duzhi's eyes dimmed: "You told me before that no matter where you go, you will take me with you..."

Ye Huangui was sweating coldly, he forgot!He had personally promised Lao Tan that he would take him with him no matter where he went, but it hadn't been long before he repeated his old tricks!

Old Tan is not a fortune-teller, so it's not so easy to fool around!

Ye Huangui could only admit it again: "I was wrong! I'll take it! Can't I take you there?! Ahhh, old Tan, don't be sad, I was wrong!"

After finally coaxing Tan Duzhi, Ye Huangui began to struggle again.He no longer has a cloak that can hide his breath, if Lao Tan goes with him, he will definitely be discovered!

Wen Ruyu laughed: "I just like watching Xiao Yezi's foolish way of thinking wildly. Okay, don't think too much. Didn't you say that there must be at least three people from the sect to participate in the sect celebration? Are you two going to make sense? I Just reluctantly act as your fellow disciples."

Tan Duzhi said softly: "I promise you, unless something very troublesome happens, we will not reveal our identity. Is this okay?"

Ye Huangui was very grateful: "Thank you Lao Tan, thank you Lao Wen, you are so kind."

Although the Ceremony of the Royal Beast Sect started only on the ninth day of September, it took time to travel, time to register, and time to get familiar with the environment... In this way, they will leave on the fifth day of September.

On the morning of the fifth day of the lunar new year, Ye Huangui woke up early. He put enough food in the chicken coop for the chickens to feed for half a month, and put some mature crops in the field into the storage bag.

I heard that the Zongmen celebration of the Beastmaster Sect will last at least seven days, and he is not sure when he will be able to come back. The hard-earned things must not be wasted!

When he came back from the fruit grove, he found two people he didn't know sitting under the grape arbor.One has a fair complexion and looks weak, while the other has a simple and honest smile and an amiable face.

Seeing Ye Huangui enter the door, the two of them looked at him in unison.Ye Huangui walked up to the two of them, and he looked at the one with the fair face: "Hey, Lao Tan, why did you become like this?"

That's right, these two were Tan Duzhi and Wen Ruyu who had taken the high-level Magic Yan Pill to hide their aura and appearance. The one with the fair complexion was Tan Duzhi, and the other could only be Wen Ruyu.

Wen Ruyu looked at Ye Huangui wonderingly: "Hey? Damn it, how did you recognize Tan Duzhi? The two of us have nothing in common with before, right?"

Ye Huangui cut off the yellowish grapes on the grape rack and carefully put them in the storage bag. The blue grapes are only ripe now, and he doesn't want the birds to eat up all the grapes when he comes back.

He said shyly: "Old Tan has a scent on his body, I smelled it right away."

Wen Ruyu stood up as if he had seen a ghost, and he moved close to Tan Duzhi and sniffled: "Scent? Tan Duzhi, do you have a scent? Have you used incense?"

Tan Duzhi didn't speak, he just glanced at Wen Ruyu.Wen Ruyu's expression was strange: "No, I have a good nose, why have I never smelled fragrance on you?"

Ye Huangui was also puzzled and said: "Yes! I'm also surprised. Old Tan obviously uses the same bath beans as me, but the smell on his body is different from bath beans. I thought he used incense at first, Then it turned out he was useless."

Wen Ruyu circled around Ye Huangui, he sniffed Ye Huangui: "You don't smell much either, if you insist, you smell like grapes."

Ye Huangui brought up a bunch of grapes and handed them to Wen Ruyu: "If you want to eat grapes, just tell me, why do I smell like grapes?"

Wen Ruyu took the grapes and put them in his mouth. He was very confused: "Smell? Why can't I smell anything? Tan Duzhi, can you smell it?"

A smile appeared on the corner of Tan Duzhi's lips: "I can smell Xiao Yezi's body."

Wen Ruyu was stunned: "Hey? What's the smell?"

Tan Duzhi said: "Sweet."

When he saw Xiao Ye Zi for the first time, he could smell his sweet smell.It turned out that both he and Xiaoye could smell each other's scent, but others couldn't.

I've heard people say that if two people are made for each other, their bodies will love each other and smell things that no one else can.

Tan Duzhi smiled brighter. Does this prove that their bodies chose each other?Long before he had feelings for Ye Huangui, his body had already made a choice for him.

Ye Huanguixu covered the gate and courtyard gate, and he walked around the courtyard several times.He was about to go out, and he had something to say to Zhaocaijinbao and the others, but it was strange, all three little ones disappeared early this morning.

Ye Huangui scratched his head: "Strange, where did you go? Forget it, I won't look for it anymore."

Anyway, they have been at home alone for more than a month, and they only go out for a few days this time, so it shouldn't be a big problem, right?

After walking across the stone bridge, Ye Huangui took out the mule cart.After the three of them got into the car, Ye Huangui hung a pear in front of Jixiang: "Let's go, Jixiang."

Having said that, he was still worried about his family, so strange, where did the three little ones go?

Ji Xiang lowered his head and walked eastward. He walked through the camphor path and walked onto the avenue.After walking eastward for more than half a cup of tea, Jixiang suddenly stopped.

A dog was barking in front of the mule cart, and Ye Huangui looked around, and saw ducks, ducks and Zhaocai in front of the mule cart, blocking the middle of the road.Seeing Ye Huan's return, the two tails shook out afterimages, and they happily spun around and jumped on the road.

Ye Huangui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he jumped off the frame and held them in his arms and stroked them: "Zhaocai, Yaya, why did you come out?"

Tan Duzhi said: "They want to go to the Beast Sect with you, and they don't want you to stay at home."

The author has something to say: Jinbao: Brothers, shit shovelers have to go out, ten days if not half a month.The last time he went out for a month, he first brought back a rice bucket, and then another rice bucket.We have to watch him closely this time, but we must not let the shit shovel come back with a bucket!

Fortune-telling: Small gate and small courtyard, I can’t afford a third rice bucket.Walk!

Duck: Yes!look at him!

Tan Duzhi: They don't want to be left behind by you.

Old cat: You know what a fart.