Big Devil Slime it's soft

There are always people who don't look like princes in dragon robes, but Zhong Yu is definitely not among them.

This person is definitely the type suitable for formal attire, with a broad figure, a straight back, and trousers that protrude from the waistline, making his legs look longer.

However, this man seemed to have a grudge against good clothes, three buttons of his shirt were loosely undone, his sleeves were rolled up like egg rolls, and his tie was stuffed in his trouser pocket indiscriminately, revealing a small section.

When Bai Xiaoxu gave a report before, he was so relaxed after the meeting. Colleagues commented that he was like a social animal who passed out drunk on the side of the road after drinking with the leader late at night.

The same relaxation method is applied to Zhong Yu, but the upright skin can't hide the rock and roll soul.

As soon as the rebellious rock star interrupted, the uncle suddenly stopped scolding and showed a strange look.

"My lord, what other ideas do you have?" Zhong Yu said lazily.

The uncle blew his beard again: "...Young man, can't you just say a few words!?"

Even though he said that, he didn't continue to chant the mantra, and sat back at the dining table, continuing to eat his sweetened taro.

Qiu Qiu happily led Zhong Yu to the small table.

"Xiaobai," Qiu Qiu said enthusiastically, "he is..."

Zhong Yu pinched his earlobe, Qiu Qiu immediately realized that he wanted to conceal his identity, and changed his words: "I came to fix the lock."

"Ah!" Bai Xiaoxu was shocked: "I remembered! I said why you look so familiar! You repaired the door of the news agency, and we said hello! We also met at the food festival!"

Zhong Yu: "..."

Zhong Yu never expected that someone could be so stupid, so he hummed in admiration.

"But where is the lock broken?" Bai Xiaoxu was at a loss again.

"The lock on the door of the heart is broken, and the eye of someone's heart has disappeared." Zhong Yu said calmly.

"...???" The heartless Bai Xiaoxu continued to be at a loss: "No, you two know each other? Have you known each other for a long time? How did you know each other?"

Qiu Qiu thought for a while, and replied mysteriously: "Because he is very fragrant, I know him."

Bai Xiaoxu immediately looked at the perverted expression, screamed in his heart and began to sing in chorus again, he barely regained his composure, and pushed the paper on which he had just written and drawn to the middle of the table.

"Continue?" he asked.

Qiu Qiu nodded, turned the paper in a different direction, and showed it to Zhong Yu: "The subject."

Zhong Yu glanced at it, leaned back uninterested, and clicked on the terminal: "You guys, let's go together at night."

"Why are you here so early today?" Qiu Qiu took back the paper and tapped the pen tip on the paper.

"Skipped work." Zhong Yu replied openly.

Zhong Yu appeared at the military academy next door twice a week, making a big splash.

According to unreliable sources from the three Huang brothers, as soon as he appeared, the classroom was overwhelmed with students, and the corridor on the ground and the roof opposite were full of students.Some people looked at him with the magnification scope of the sniper rifle, and were almost thrown from upstairs by the terrified school officials as a terrorist.

The mysterious administrator has never been on the altar, and when he suddenly appeared, the rebound effect was serious.

The atmosphere in the military academy was frenzied, and all clubs seemed bleak, and everyone no longer competed with a cockfight for the first, second, and third rankings, and went to patronize the administrators secretly.

Although not always available.

Zhong Yu got along like a fish in water at school, and after class, he said he was stuck in school and couldn't go back to the management office, which was skipping class.

Qiu Qiu knew the inside story, because Clive was in the office and everyone didn't want to stay with him, so they found all kinds of excuses to be late and leave early.

What about dating for the alliance, dating for the alliance, making villains for the alliance.

Zhong Yu is the creative benchmark among them, everyone is always convinced, and Qiu Qiu loves to listen to it very much.

"So, what did you say today?" Qiu Qiu asked.

"Being kissed by someone, I'm allergic to lipstick." Zhong Yu was there.

Qiu Qiu showed a learned expression.

"Let's sort it out again." Bai Xiaoxu didn't understand what charade they were playing, so he nodded honestly: "First list the necessary conditions in order of importance, and then solve or compromise everything."

Qiu Qiu looked at him approvingly, and listed the first item first: "It's delicious."

Bai Xiaoxu slammed his pen: "...it should be nutrition and project requirements!"

"It's just delicious." Qiu Qiu said that you don't understand, and stubbornly wrote on the list.

Bai Xiaoxu gave up arguing with him on this and surrendered: "Then the second must be a rigid requirement."

"No, it's something crunchy." Qiu Qiu continued to write: "If you eat something delicious and want to eat, your mood will improve, and the combat effectiveness of soldiers will also become stronger."

Zhong Yu laughed.

Then put away the expression and light up the screen, pretending it didn't exist.

"The third is requirements, and the last is nutrition, all right." Qiu Qiu put down his pen, feeling that everything was back to the original point.He glanced at Bai Xiaoxu, and both of them sighed together.

It must be easy to take, without juice, and balanced in carbohydrates, fats, proteins, and vitamins, and it must be made in the form of traditional food for deliciousness.

Qiu Qiu was distressed, at this time Gao Ming came down from the second floor to collect two dinner plates, followed by the two new lovers, greeted them, and went outside the shop to whisper.

"Ah, I've had enough." Bai Xiaoxu glanced sadly: "Can you open a separate staircase for the second floor!"

Gao Ming smiled honestly, took out the red bean cake with coconut milk that he made in the morning from the freezer, cut three pieces and served it to the small table.

Qiu Qiu's eyes lit up, Bai Xiaoxu didn't complain anymore, and just after taking two bites, the uncle at the dining table coughed.

A few seconds later, the man walked around the counter slowly and looked up at them trying to cover up.

"..." After Qiu Qiu finished eating his own, he had just dug out Shao Zhongyu's share, and was brought back to his senses by the uncle's burning eyes.

"?" Qiu Qiu looked at him.

"Ahem." The uncle gestured with his eyes.

The foodie's eyes Qiu Qiu was all too familiar with, the sense of crisis made him fast-forward at twice the speed in an instant, one bite at a time, quickly finished the red bean cake, and then looked at the uncle with triumphant eyes.

uncle:"…………"

One minute later, the uncle got a small plate of new red bean cakes, and sat down on the last side of the small table still angrily.

"Young man, you are so arrogant!" the uncle said angrily, "I have no eyesight at all!"

After all, I ate the cake, and then continued.

"There is also your subject, ah, I have been listening to it for a long time, old man, what is the most important thing to eat? If it is not easy to preserve, can it still be delicious if it is broken?"

This is true, Qiu Qiu was taught and adjusted this to the top.

"There is still nutrition! Can there be health without nutrition!?" The uncle continued.

Qiu Qiu refused this time, and insisted: "I made this for my partner to eat alone."

"So?" The uncle squinted at him.

"I want to fulfill his wish." Qiu Qiu said.

The uncle is sitting at the small table, the last bite of red bean cake in the plate.The young man in front of him sat obediently and said such words very sincerely, which made the old man who was bearded and staring every day unable to lose his temper.

For many years, I have never seen a student take such a subject so seriously, but they didn't take the idea seriously.

Rather, he didn't take it seriously in what he thought was more important.

The uncle hummed awkwardly, and asked vaguely, "Who is it for? Your partner is not your love, right? He is so kind to him."

Three people: "..."

At the same time, the three of them thought of Douglas's sad and non-mainstream aura, they were stunned at the same time, and denied with one voice: "No."

The uncle was taken aback: "If it's not, then it's not, what's so fierce!"

After finishing the bill, he ran away angrily.

Since the Devil's Restaurant opened, it has received quite a few strange guests, but Qiu Qiu didn't pay much attention to it. It's just that the project didn't make any progress, which made him seem preoccupied.

Because Zhong Yu came, Qiu Qiu said hello and left early.

When the cart rushed onto the empty track, it was facing the setting sun, and the road of clouds and mist reflected a thin golden light.

Qiu Qiu stared at the window for a while, remembering the many new movies he watched recently, and the sunset rate was extremely high.Some are miserable, implying the end of the road; some are warm, like a tired bird returning to its nest.

It is obviously the same image, but it can generate many different emotions, Qiu Qiu sometimes finds it quite interesting.

"Did you also eat these in the previous practical class?" Qiu Qiu asked.

"Damn it." Zhong Yu propped the steering wheel unhappily, and the shadow of a building occasionally passed between his handsome eyebrows: "I think they have lived too many good days, so they make trouble. They are still ordering food, there is a biscuit You should thank the 36 road gods and Buddhas for eating."

"...Ah." Qiu Qiu glanced at Zhong Yu sympathetically.

"Nothing, and there are many accidents. It's normal for ten students to die a year." Zhong Yu frightened him nonchalantly: "I went on a mission, fell on the garbage star, and the battleship exploded. Nothing. The dead comrades. burnt and buried..."

Qiu Qiu looked at him.

"Why, you still want to eat your companions?" Zhong Yu smiled: "Do you slimes eat yourself?"

"Don't eat." Qiu Qiu said seriously: "You can fuse when you are low, and you can separate after fusion."

"..." Zhong Yu was teasing him at first, but he didn't expect to get himself into it, and said in surprise, "Have you ever fused!?"

"Maybe, I don't remember, and I didn't have sanity at that time." Qiu Qiu said seriously.

Zhong Yu was immersed in the imagination of a group of jellies sticking together into one big jelly, and had to cut the autopilot, and for no reason began to feel unhappy.

Even blew a whistle.

Qiu Qiu was still immersed in the battleship explosion, and asked, "Bury it and then? Is there nothing to eat?"

"Eat dirt." Zhong Yu was irritated: "Humans have been eating dirt since ancient times, turning worms in the dirt, taking a bite, it's crunchy, chicken-like..."

Qiu Qiu suddenly let out an ah, thinking about it.

"?" Zhong Yu glanced at him.

"Can chicken be crispy?" Qiu Qiu had an epiphany: "Crispy things don't necessarily need pasta, you can make the meat crispy..."

Ganqing is still thinking about cooking for that unlucky guy.

Zhong Yu's face turned even darker.

-

The comprehensive university attaches great importance to each cooperative course. After communicating with the neighboring school, it picked a suitable time and opened the first project report meeting.

There is still half an hour before class starts, and the comprehensive classroom is already full of noise, people are everywhere, and unknown pink bubbles pop up from time to time, Qiu Qiu and Doug squeeze in carefully, feeling human, So much flavor...

"Qiu Qiu!" Huang Er saw him from afar and waved to him.Qiu Qiu trotted over and saw the three girls at a glance, their chests were all surging.

It must be very heavy, Qiu Qiu thought silently.

The three surging sisters are obviously the partners of the three Huang brothers. They are enthusiastic and cheerful, and they also like Qiu Qiu very much. One of them gave Qiu Qiu a small box of toffee.

"!" Qiu Qiu's affection for them suddenly broke the table, and he smiled with his eyes bent.

Everyone was at the relative meeting, occasionally discussing who invited whom, among which Mi Xue was the most mentioned one.

"Do you know who Michelle's partner is?" The girl was very concerned about this topic: "I asked around just now, and I heard that she rejected Vincent!"

"Not only that, but also Shengyou..."

The three sisters communicated with each other and reported a list of rejections by Michelle. It seemed that all the things that would happen if they got good grades in the military school were on it.A friend who passed by interrupted and reported two more names, saying: "Add these two! It's confirmed! Well, I've been rejected in the top [-]. I really don't know which awesome character is worthy of this one." Princess……"

One person joked, "Unless Xiao Yang is brought in, who else can control the situation?"

After listening, everyone cried out.

Xiao Yang is strong when he is strong, and he is famous when he is famous, but he has a cold personality, and he hates comprehensive universities, and he always ridicules people as trash.

This person doesn't even take part in his own school's activities, so asking him to come over to eat snacks with Waste is a dream.

Someone was thinking about it, and the corridor outside the classroom suddenly fell silent.

Xiao Yang's face was gloomy, and he walked forward with his head held high.

……

Recently, Xiao Yang's life is really not very good.

If he is not a staunch materialist, he would almost doubt whether he has run into evil or Mercury retrograde.

Ever since a battleship was scrapped by that strange facial paralysis, he was first scolded by his family, and then he lost the first place in a certain exam because the old battleship was not good enough.

Then, the terminal broke down inexplicably, and my little toe hit the corner of the table. I went to the cafeteria and almost failed to buy my favorite dish. I just got a bottle of carbonated drink that had been shaken violently, and was sprayed with sticky sugar water while standing on the playground. face.

What was even more frightening was that the person surnamed Zhong entered the school that day, and the crowd, who wanted to see but didn't dare to gather too tightly, pushed him out of the playground like a tsunami.

Xiao Yang has never been so ignored in his life, it seems that his aura disappeared overnight.

Obviously he is still young and shouldn't be compared with people of that level.He knew intellectually that the teacher would be the same as before...but he was inexplicably aggrieved and almost exploded.

It was at that time that Michelle extended an invitation to him.

Everyone likes beautiful girls, Xiao Yang is no exception, not to mention that he has heard of this person, she is the youngest daughter of the Clive family in the capital.

With such an identity, it is reasonable to be proud.

Besides, after a few conversations, Xiao Yang felt that her temper was not as bad as he imagined, and she would be shy from time to time, or look at him with adoring eyes.

Xiao Yang felt exhilarated.

Even though a co-curriculum partner meant nothing, he agreed to the girl's request for the first time.

Since she makes me happy, let's give her face, Xiao Yang thinks so.

The military academy also has cooperative courses, and everyone is proud of inviting influential people. According to his understanding, the same is true for the comprehensive university.With a position like his, he would definitely crush everyone next door—including the mysterious facial paralysis that made him start his unlucky journey.

At that time, when he stood with a lot of garbage, he must have shown a very envious expression...

No one knew about Xiao Yang's mental activities. The moment he stepped into the classroom, his eyes wandered around the black-haired dwarf in the crowd.

After a while, he found his target.

The dwarf was standing in the corner, talking with his back to him, but as the classroom became quieter, he seemed to have noticed something, and turned around slowly.

The boy still had the same expression, as if he was indifferent and serious, but when his gaze moved over, there suddenly seemed to be a flash of light in his eyes.

Then he strode forward, walking towards him.

Xiao Yang was stunned for a moment, then a thought came to his mind - he wants to hug me?Still want to fight?No matter what, he couldn't touch him... In a daze, he subconsciously took a step aside.

Seeing that the boy's direction remained unchanged, he just passed by him, and took the bag carried by the person behind him.

"Egg tarts!" Qiu Qiu said in a cheerful tone, and turned to the three Huang brothers, "This is my partner, very nice, and he even brought egg tarts."

Xiao Yang: "..."