Big Devil Slime it's soft

It is a taboo for companies to change the order from day to day. Even if the director fainted again and drank three bottles of Huoxiangzhengqi water to recover, the rules that should be revised have still been changed.

Many shopkeepers are baffled when they receive this "not mandatory to participate in the event" patch, and they only regard it as an official modification of inappropriate words.

Only some people were shocked, such as the bird-headed man.

The bird head hurriedly found the big brother who was doing black work in public opinion, and finally complained.

"Why such a coincidence? The shop owner just said that he doesn't sell virtual food, but the official changed his words!" The bird head man couldn't help scaring himself: "Is it because of him? He has a peerless background!?"

The eldest brother was very disgusted, and said coldly: "It's just a coincidence, it's scary, go home as soon as possible to get milk!"

The bird-headed man admitted his mistake with a bitter face.

The eldest brother said: "In our business, you must have a pair of eyes to spot evil! You must closely follow the facts, gain insight into the trend of events, find the key points, and turn disadvantages into advantages. For example, this matter-he sells food, There is a way to sell it. If you don’t sell it, there is a way not to sell it.”

The bird-head asked humbly: "For example..."

Brother said so and so.

The next day, a hot topic suddenly appeared on the social network.

[shock!A restaurant in Weiyan District actually did such a thing!Fantastic MLM site brainwashing netizens!Click to watch...]

"Weiyan District" has become a popular tag on the Internet, and the rumors are rushing in an outrageous direction. Many netizens were amused when they saw the title, and entered it curiously.

The author is not too headlined. I started writing when I accidentally stepped into a restaurant in Weiyan District, focusing on the description of "customers start exaggerated performances when they enter the store", "ordinary food makes them cry when they eat it", "It's like making a movie", "Netizens who watched the live broadcast applauded and said they were moved and rewarded", "The scene was enthusiastic like a pyramid scheme".

The topic wrote: [The author is really curious, what kind of food can make you cry when you eat it, so I want to order one.But the shopkeeper turned me down, saying that he would not sell it to Eden Netizens.The author was stupid at the time. ]

[I thought the store owner wanted to use false advertisements to enhance the atmosphere and deceive the irrational netizens.I didn't expect him to have more fun and be keen to be a performing artist... This food is so inedible! ]

[The author has an idea now: can this store be put into the gourmet section? (dog head)]

Netizens shouted after watching it.

"Wonderful, this idea is unusual."

"How desolate is Weiyan District? After all, it's a restaurant, isn't it afraid of ordinary passers-by? Didn't anyone report it?"

"This shop owner hates the new equipment. Everyone is far away, so it's quite mysterious to look at. Now I can taste it, but I don't want to taste it. Just like this blogger, I became suspicious in an instant..."

"How much does it cost to be an actor? I sign up."

"Does the administrator care?"

"Weiyan district. Anti-intellectual district. Understandable."

……

The big brother of the public opinion black job was very satisfied with the effect, and summoned the bird head to pay for it.

When the bird head received the news, he was chatting enthusiastically with netizens.He was busy describing how the performer old lady was a dramatist, for a while he said that her curly hair was like a bush that had just been pruned into a round shape, and for a while she said how contrived she was when she took out the photo frame of her deceased husband... The netizens listened aloud. I was stunned for a moment.

"Thank you, brother!" The bird head man found his presence on the Internet again, and got the money again, and spread good words as if he didn't want money.

I casually clicked Refresh with my empty hand, and suddenly saw several new replies.

A certain netizen: [Deceased husband, old lady, wearing glasses, this description sounds familiar...]

So-and-so netizen: [Fuck, sounds like Ms. Rose.Didn't she say that she would take her husband around sometimes, although it has been many years since she said this.I suddenly hit it and wanted to cry, if only it was true. ]

A certain netizen: […… (link) Oh my god, I’m shocked! ! ! !It's really Ms. Rose! ! !She appeared in real life! ! !Not even an actor! ! !Go see it! ]

On the other side, the eldest brother completed the transaction and was about to hang up the communication when he was stopped by the bird head.

"Brother..." The bird-headed man swallowed, his face pale: "How about I give you the money back..."

"Ah? What's wrong?"

The bird-headed man was sweating in fear, thinking that if he didn't retreat, I was afraid that you would come and kill me...

-

No one expected that the "actor" who was ridiculed in this topic turned out to be Ms. Rose, a well-known female writer in the alliance.

This lady has a long-standing reputation and has written many popular novels and prose works. She is known as the "Interstellar Poet".

Her language style is soft and full of philosophical thinking, and various golden sentences are popular all over the league. It was not until the unexpected death of her husband that she gradually fell silent and began to shift the focus of her career to behind-the-scenes work.

Even so, there are countless children who grew up watching her writing, and they are low-key and gentle, and they are the white moonlight in many people's hearts.

Bai Yueguang spoke suddenly, and the entire social network was swamped by the reprint of her new travel notes.

The content is nothing but her experience of coming to the Devil's Restaurant.

In addition to the delicious noodles, the owner's unique answer, the considerate environment, and even the young man on the side of the road who enthusiastically sent her back to Xinggang, all made people feel the warmth of the years.

Ms. Rose's writing skills are excellent. When she wrote that she bid farewell to enthusiastic young people in Xinggang, and felt that the air around her was as warm as if her deceased husband was still by her side, many emotional netizens cried.

At the end of the article, Ms. Rose also playfully thanked her old friend Wang Wu for her recommendation.

Netizens were in a daze when they saw that Wang Wu also forwarded this travel note and added a paragraph.

——[As long as you like it.By the way, the shop owner asked me to tell everyone that after careful consideration, Devil Restaurant has decided to open the sale of virtual food, as long as you meet the prerequisites.See the figure below for details. ]

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Recommended by writer Rose and food critic Wang Wu!

How did a run-down shop get compliments from celebrities! ?

Netizens were almost dying of curiosity, but when they saw the tasting conditions, they were half stupid.

What is "pairing with a real customer from Weiyan District"?

What is "tasting led by guests"?Still "can't waste"? ? ?

In other words, if you want to eat his family’s food in Eden, you must first find a local Weiyan who is willing to go, and you must accommodate that person’s time, discuss a menu that suits the tastes of the two, and finally eat The same thing, one mouthful for him, one mouthful for you...

Do it, it's so troublesome.

...but still curious!

There was a keyboard man who posted a topic on the spot: [Come here, Wei Yanren, let’s go eat devils together, we have time from 5 pm to 7 pm. ]

The Keyboard Man waited for a while, and then swiped out a reply.

[Looked through the blogger's speech record, saying that Weiyan District is full of shit, hehe, still want us to take you?Go eat your own shit. ]

Keyboard Man: "..."

Situations like this are constantly happening on social networks. Some people followed suit and scolded so much before, but now they are so dumbfounded.

Weiyan District is at least a large district with a large population. It was just unable to speak up when it was ridiculed by the crowd before, but now it's all hardened.Ever scolded Wei Yan?no.Follow the trend of malicious speculation?no.Rumor?Not to mention.

Do you now know how to apologize?What did you do early.

Not long after, all the netizens reacted and deleted their cheesy speeches.The exchange area is friendly and soft-spoken, and the netizens in Weiyan District express their determination, praising their big place, good natural environment, warm and qualified residents, and strong administrators...

Of course there are tough ones too.

A netizen, nicknamed "Golden Master", is a rich second generation with a lot of wealth.

He has always believed in what he cannot do without money, and he looks down on the poor, and even more so the Weiyan District, which is at the bottom of the economic ranking.

In the previous online scolding battle, he made a lot of mocking speeches, but so what?

As long as you have money, what can you not eat?

The benefactor smiled indifferently, and also posted a new topic in the communication area.

——[Come here, Wei Yanren, eat devils together, I will set the menu, set the time, after the end, 5000 credits for running errands, you can pay a deposit. ]

As soon as this article came out, the people in Weiyan were furious, and immediately scolded one or two hundred replies.

But the benefactor didn't care at all, and looked at these incompetent and furious clowns proudly.

Sure enough, a minute later, someone sent a private message, expressing their willingness to take the job.He waited for a while, compared the profiles of nearly ten people, and chose the one who spoke the most respectfully.

Isn't this done?

The sponsor changed the title, ignored the group of more angry netizens, and Shi Shiran went to rest.The next day, he logged in to Eden, waited at the door of the devil's restaurant at the appointed time, and saw the hired man running from a distance... Suddenly he felt a little regretful.

too ugly.

The benefactor took a step back unbearably.

As expected of a bastard who can give up dignity for the sake of money, this man is as thin as a stick, with buck teeth, triangular eyes, oily face, and bald head.

The most frightening thing was this man's demeanor, hunched over, nodding and bowing, rubbing his palms like a fly, but his eyes were shrewd... Jin Zhu felt disgusted for a while, and almost vomited out.

"Can you change your image?" The gold master asked with a frown.

"Ah? Boss, how do you change it?" The bastard said: "You reimburse me, and I will go to the mall to buy clothes for the boss immediately! What kind of color do you want, boss, tell me! What do you say I will wear, there is no other way haha Boss! When will the deposit... be given?"

Investor:"……"

He almost forgot that this is a real person, and he cannot change heads like Eden Network.

The gold master took a deep breath and kept saying to himself that it was just a meal, and he didn't want to eat a bowl with him... Thinking, he stepped into the store first, and was shocked by the interior decoration.

Four small square tables are placed against the wall, and flowers and pink candle lights surrounded by lanterns are placed on the tabletops.The projection of flower petals fell from the sky, covering two tables of diners with red faces and looking at each other.

A slogan was written on the wall.

——"Love, where it begins."

Investor:"…………"

The gold master withdrew numbly, looked at the buck-toothed bastard, and broke down: "Take the money and go. I won't eat."

……

This oolong hit the patron very hard.

But the three views that he had cultivated since he was a child will not be easily shaken. He did not give up on the money-spending plan, re-edited his topic, and added a condition - private letter applicants bring photos.

This topic has already been scolded out of five thousand floors, but the patron did not waver at all.He waited all night before he picked out thousands of choices in private messages, and found one who was barely acceptable.

This man looked young, a refreshing boy with round eyes and fleshy cheeks.

The tone in the private message was also good, not particularly flattering, just said that he needed money, and it happened to be able to help him.

The benefactor asked a few more questions and was almost satisfied, so he settled down.When I went to Eden the next day, the boy was already waiting at the door with his schoolbag on his back.

"Mr. Jin." When he saw the benefactor, he greeted timidly.

In reality, he is even cuter than in the photos, his eyes are moist, like a deer.

For some reason, the patron's heart skipped a beat.

"Okay, let's go in." The benefactor subconsciously wanted to help him carry the schoolbag, but now he was a phantom, and regretfully withdrew his hand.

Today the owner seems to be absent, only a cook who looks like a tower and a short waiter.

It was not time for dinner, but the small square table with pink bubbles was occupied by three.The patron took the temporary worker he hired to sit at the remaining table.

"Are you still in school?" the benefactor ordered and asked casually while waiting.

"Yeah." The boy said, "Grand one."

"Is get out of class over now?"

The benefactor looked at the time, it was only three o'clock in the afternoon.

"For you, I asked for leave." The boy smiled nervously, his fleshy cheeks puffed up: "Thank you, I need money more, and you helped me a lot."

Donors have always been indifferent to all kinds of help on social networks.He's rich, but he's not the Virgin, and he's disgusted by the weeping, begging gestures of some people.

Logically speaking, this boy should be the kind of poor person he hates the most, and he is not interested in knowing his tragic story.

But the benefactor looked at him, hesitated for a moment, and asked mysteriously, "What do you want money for?"

It was the first time that the benefactor listened so seriously to the story of a person who did not belong to his class.

It's not as scary as imagined, or in other words, in the boy's understatement, a lot of pain is downplayed by his optimistic vitality.

"Weiyan District is very good," the boy said, "My family moved here to receive subsidies. After coming here, I found that the environment is also very good, the transportation is convenient, and there are many facilities friendly to the disabled, so life is very comfortable. "

The benefactor stared at him blankly, feeling a little complicated.

"A lot of what is said on the Internet is not true. The road here is not broken, and the empty track will not collapse. Although there are ugly shops, there is also a beautiful river." The boy said seriously: "If you have a chance, you can take a look. watch."

Bai Xiaoxu brought up the salted egg yolk chicken wings. The real ones were placed in front of the boy, and the virtual ones were given to the benefactor.

After a while, the three delicacies soup and money eggs were also ready, and there was also a small plate of sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, which was said to be a gift.

The virtual food scanned by the device will lose some of its flavor, which is what Eden officially stated.

The boy took his work very seriously, and he had to describe the texture and taste to the patron every time he tasted it. Some feelings were hard to describe, and he racked his brains to think of some strange metaphors, which made the patron laugh.

After a meal, although there is no feeling of fullness, there is no shortage of satisfaction.

The gold master leaned on the back of the chair, watched the boy nibbling the last bite of candied lotus root, and was startled to realize that he was smiling.

This is too scary, Jin Zhu subconsciously tightened his expression, touching his heart that was beating a little fast.

"You..." He thought for a while, and then asked, "You like Weiyan District so much, why aren't you angry with me?"

It's understandable to take the job, the boy wants money.

But after all, I have said a lot of bad things here, and my attitude is arrogant. There are so many people in the building who are jumping with anger, but this boy doesn't seem to care at all.

And it's not an act, the benefactor can tell.

"..." The boy put down his chopsticks, thought for a while, and said cautiously: "Everyone's life is very busy, and it's normal to have prejudices against things you don't understand. I read your topic, and I don't think you are very bad, and you didn't curse or lose your temper. ...Can I not be angry?"

Damn, is he an angel?

Jin Zhu's heart thumped vigorously into his chest, and when he was dizzy, he raised his eyes and saw the large characters beside him - love, where it began.

"..."

Devil's Restaurant, it's too scary!

-

A week later, the word-of-mouth of Devil's Restaurant was completely fermented, and the small shop could not accommodate so many people, and the diners who went with the virtual guests also had to make an appointment and line up.

This time, Professor Jin from the 26th Military Academy next door suffered.

Qiu Qiu is the owner of the devil's restaurant, and many people in the military academy know it.

Professor Jin talked about Qiu Qiu's "what's the point of opening a small restaurant" all day long, and he never forgot.After listening for a long time, everyone felt that Professor Jin was very familiar with Qiu Qiu.

Who would have thought that he could be slapped in the face just by saying this—since Daemon Restaurant became popular on social networks, and the activities held indirectly solved the recent reputation problem of Weiyan District, many instructors in the military academy praised him, saying "open Restaurants can really make a difference!"

Depressed, Professor Jin has been holding his face all day long, and he has to keep receiving messages of condolence from old friends from all walks of life.

At the beginning, I exchanged a few words of greetings, and then they will all talk about such things by coincidence.

"Old Jin, I heard that you know the little boss of Devil's Restaurant, take me there? Can you go through the back door and jump in line?"

Professor Jin: "..."

Professor Jin was furious: "I don't know!"

On this day, Professor Jin received another condolence order, hung up the communication angrily, and planned to go downstairs to relax.

There is an inconspicuous small garden in District C of the military academy. It is on the edge of the large campus, and students don't like to come here.Professor Jin always comes here to find peace.

Just after stepping into the gazebo, Professor Jin suddenly heard a strange sound.

The next moment, something slammed heavily on the roof of the gazebo, then rolled down the slope and fell to the ground.

The bright red blood exploded all over the ground, making the old professor's eyes widen.

That's a person!

Still wearing the uniform of their military academy, they are their students!

Professor Jin was stunned for only a second, then rushed up, first called for rescue with the terminal, and then punched the first-aid medicine he carried into the student's neck.

He was also a soldier when he was young. Although he was not on the front line, he was always a little more calm than ordinary people when he was in trouble.The student fell from a height and was almost shattered, but Professor Jin still knew that there was still a glimmer of hope...and...

Five minutes later, the school's rescue team arrived first, followed by more professional doctors, who took over the severe situation.

Professor Jin was finally able to let go of his hand, stood up, and swayed exhaustedly.

Then he was supported by a hand.

"He's still alive." Zhong Yu pressed the brim of his hat and looked ahead.

"Ah..." Professor Jin was still panting, and it took him a while to react: "...Major General."

Zhong Yu nodded, narrowing his eyes slightly.

Rescuers lifted the man away, and recorders began examining the scene.Zhong Yu started suddenly, walked into the pool of blood first, and picked up a school badge.

"Pang Ying." He read.