Hug a tease and go home

Without Xiao Fu's obstruction, Zhao Yiba quickly packed up his things, sorted them into categories, and put them away neatly.He opened the door and went out, ignoring Xiao Fu who was crouching in the corner and doubting his life.

The grandma's children happened to be at home that day. Zhao Yiba had moved things for so long, but he hadn't seen them come out to see them.Zhao Yiba knocked on the door of his house, saying that he would not take away some electrical appliances such as rice cooker and induction cooker, and asked if they needed them.

The neighborhood is chaotic, and the population is mixed, but there is a slight disturbance in someone's house, and rumors can be spread upstairs and downstairs, between men and women.Zhao Yiba has those "unclear" things with other men, who would want to keep him.

The reluctance of the people next door to open the door is obviously because they are tired of Zhao Yiba and are afraid of being implicated by Zhao Yiba. Another reason is that they are guilty of taking advantage of others and driving him away. When they talk, if they want to open the door and say harsh words, it will really embarrass them.

It was the son of the grandma next door who opened the door. He stared at Zhao Yiba and asked what else he could do. They don't want those crap, they are afraid of getting sick.

Zhao Yiba was so intimidated that he took a step back. From the gap between her son and the door, he caught a glimpse of the old grandmother leaning on the wall and looking out. Zhao Yiba whispered, "Brother, I have a word with grandma."

Her son slammed the door, Zhao Yiba quickly held the door, and looked at him desperately, "Brother, I..."

Her son let go of his hand embarrassingly, and looked at Zhao Yiba's bear, as if he had done something to him.

The old lady staggered to the door, her eyes were a little red, she looked at Zhao Yiba but didn't speak.

Zhao Yiba took out a small red embroidered bag from his pocket, took out a jade pendant strung with jade beads, gave it to the old lady, and said: "Grandma, this is for you, it can ward off evil spirits, I won't be here in the future Here, it will protect you. Grandma, you have to be obedient, and I will come back to see you."

While Zhao Yiba was talking, the old lady burst into tears.They have only been neighbors next door for two years, but the relationship between her and Zhao Yiba is as profound as fate.

"Grandma, goodbye, don't worry about me, I will come back to see you."

Zhao Yiba and Xiao Fu dragged the big and small bags and moved downstairs.

Xiaofu watched Zhao Yiba give the large bucket, small basin, freshly washed quilt and bed sheets and other odds and ends to the people who lived in a tent at the corner. He let out a long breath. Take these "broken" back.He and Zhao Yiba spent half a day arguing and arguing.

Zhao Yiba moved his big armchair down and tried to find a place to rest in Xiaofu's car. He said, "Dengdeng is Yiba's best friend. It will go to Jiang Jiang's house with me! Jiang Jiang would love it."

Xiao Fu's face collapsed again, and he vomited blood in his heart: Dong Jiang, it's only a ghost that the overlord would like it!If he asked Zhao Yiba to take the stool back, Jiang Jiangjiang would definitely cut off half of his head.

"No, no, no, brother Yiba, you can't take this joke." Xiao Fu went to pull Zhao Yiba.

Zhao Yiba ignored Xiao Fu's troubles, he quietly drew an equal sign between Xiao Fu and the mentally ill, this person was nagging, always interrupting his work!

Xiao Fu's tongue skills were ineffective on Zhao Yiba's side. If he could not be soft, he would be hard, and if he could not talk, he would do it. Xiao Fu snatched Zhao Yiba's stool and rushed to send him off.

Zhao Yiba couldn't grab Xiao Fu, and he watched his stool under other people's buttocks, and others smiled at him, and it was impossible for people to lift their buttocks.Zhao Yiba was holding his breath, blushing, he couldn't be as shameless as Xiao Fu, and went to ask for it back.

Zhao Yiba's favorite stool, the stool that accompanied him through countless difficult nights, is gone, and he will never come back again.

When they arrived at the place, Zhao Yiba lay on Xiaofu's car, refusing to get off, and was very sad.

Xiao Fu's mouth was worn out, Zhao Yiba covered his ears, lying on the back seat, ignoring others.

Finally, Xiao Fu turned a corner and said that he would compensate Zhao Yiba for an identical stool, so Zhao Yiba let go awkwardly and got out of the car.A chair is two thousand and eight, and Xiaofu's own card can be swiped. Xiaofu understands that Zhao Yiba and Jiang Jiangjiang are what kind of pot and what kind of lid.

Zhao Yiba took the "housekeeping service contract" from Xiaofu, read it carefully, signed it, and Xiaofu handed Zhao Yiba a bank card, and Jiang Jiangjiang's living expenses in the future will be returned to Zhao Yiba Nevermind.Zhao Yiba has completely "sold" himself to Jiang Jiangjiang.

Zhao Yiba and Xiao Fu bought a whole carload of things in the mall, all of which were bought for him from Jiang Jiangjiang's point of view.Jiang Jiangjiang was a light sleeper, so Zhao Yiba put on heavy curtains in the room, lit up the aroma lamp, and equipped the kitchen with all the utensils...

The two had been busy all day, and at night, Zhao Yiba prepared meals, and Xiao Fu bought wine.The two sat face to face, and after waiting for a while, Jiang Jiangjiang did not come back.Xiao Fu called to ask, Jiang Jiangjiang was with his cousin.Only Zhao Yiba and Xiaofu could eat the first dinner when Zhao Yiba moved here.

Xiaofu poured wine for Zhao Yiba, Zhao Yiba didn't drink, Xiaofu didn't force it, he really suffered enough from Zhao Yiba.Who said Zhao Yiba is stupid, obedient and easy to bully?He is clearly very assertive and stubborn, extremely stubborn.Xiao Fu drank two more glasses and spoke out his thoughts with his tongue, accusing Zhao Yiba: "Brother Yiba, do you not like me? You tortured me so much today!"

Zhao Yiba buried his head in his meal and didn't speak.

"Brother Yiba, tell me, without me, would you be able to move here today?"

Zhao Yiba thought for a while, then nodded honestly, he only had some clothes and books, dragged a suitcase, carried a backpack, carried some scattered things, and just made a few bus stops and came here.

"Master Zhao said that you are the most obedient, the most obedient, and the best to get along with! But, that's not the case, you are not easy to get along with at all! What Master Zhao said is not true! You are not real!" Xiao Fu played a rascal after drinking too much .

"Yiba is obedient. Grandpa's Yiba is the most obedient, and grandpa will not hinder Yiba from moving." Zhao Yiba patted his chest and said to himself that he would not be serious with alcoholics.

"Brother Yiba, you, you..." Xiao Fu pointed "you" for a long time without saying anything. He never admitted that it was the communication problem between him and Zhao Yiba that caused the two to be tossed about each other. Xiao Fu finally concluded There is a reason - the horoscope does not match, he and Zhao Yiba have a horoscope disagreement, Master Zhao must not have counted this point in all his calculations, how will he live in the future!

Xiao Fu drank too much, and Zhao Yiba was forced to drink some too.

When Jiang Jiangjiang came back, Zhao Yiba's face was bright red, and he was still picking green onions from the garlic.

Xiao Fu rushed over and hugged Jiang Jiangjiang's thigh: "Master Jiang, I beg you to take Brother Yiba, he is a monster, he is a big monster! He will make trouble in the heavens, my lord, you should accept the monster as soon as possible." .”

Jiang Jiangjiang raised his leg, but he didn't shake Xiao Fu away, and he wiped his pants with tears and snot.The corner of Jiang Jiangjiang's mouth twitched, ah, he has such a violent temper!

Zhao Yiba got bored after drinking, then shook his head, stuck out his tongue and shouted: "It's so bitter, it's so bitter, it's so bad, it's so bad."

Jiang Jiangjiang sneered, you still drink if it's too bad.He waved to Zhao Yiba: "Bring the wine here."

Zhao Yiba obediently took it.Jiang Jiangjiang asked him to drink all the wine, Zhao Yiba grinned stupidly, and opened his big eyes mistyly, the eyes were clear and shallow, so clear and shallow that Jiang Jiangjiang sank into it all of a sudden, and put the words he had just made during the day Decided to forget about it.

Jiang Jiangjiang put his arms around Zhao Yiba, took a sip of wine, and put his mouth to mouth into Zhao Yiba's mouth.

Jiang Jiangjiang poured him a bottle of wine, he patted Zhao Yiba's face, and asked him, "Are you drunk?"

Zhao Yiba foolishly reached out to reach Jiang Jiangjiang's face, Jiang Jiangjiang dodged it, he seemed to be happier, opened his arms to hug Jiang Jiangjiang and let go, jumped on tiptoe, yelled : "Not drunk, not drunk, Jiang Jiang is not drunk!"

Jiang Jiangjiang pinched Zhao Yiba's face, facing his cheerful and silly face, he was isolated out of thin air for his messy things outside all day.

"Great Sage Yiba, if I arrange for you to take care of the stables, what is the achievement?" Jiang Jiangjiang kicked Xiaofu and said, "Take this horse out and let me see it."

Xiao Fu hugged Jiang Jiangjiang's thigh and dozed off. Hearing this, he regained his energy, "I am a horse? My lord! I am a horse loyal to you, how can I let such a monstrous monkey ride!"

"Okay, then I'll ride you." Jiang Jiangjiang made a gesture to sit on Xiaofu's back.

Xiao Fu immediately moved a few steps to Zhao Yiba's side, bowed his head, arched his back, and stood on all fours, waiting to be ridden.

Zhao Yiba was the most obedient when he was drunk as when he was sleepy, and what Jiang Jiangjiang said was what.He half squatted and half straddled Xiaofu's back, pulling Xiaofu's tie from behind with one hand, and holding the belt Jiang Jiangjiang gave him in the other, "deer, deer, ride" and "ride" Xiaofu in the house Go round and round.

Jiang Jiangjiang lit a cigarette and leaned on the sofa. For a quarter of an hour, he watched Zhao Yiba's slender body ups and downs in a foggy state. A bit of a slut—he sees his cousin as some sort of stripped-down heroine.Jiang Jiangjiang's Adam's apple rose and fell, and he looked away uncomfortably.In other words, at that moment, he unconsciously fancied his cousin.

I think his cousin is a character, he recruits people very well, and I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.Jiang Jiangjiang suddenly thought of a word "Fat and water don't flow into the field of outsiders", Jiang Jiangjiang shook his head. It is better for him to play such a taboo game less, otherwise he will only be farther and farther away from his cousin.

Xiaofu was tired from the fuss and didn't move, lying on the ground and sleeping soundly.Zhao Yiba stood with his legs apart, looked down at Xiao Fu who was sleeping under his crotch in a daze, and then looked up at his cousin, "Jiang Jiang..."

Jiang Jiangjiang swallowed, and coaxed him casually: "Take off your clothes."

Zhao Yiba grabbed the clothes with both hands, took off half of them, put them down again, and said, "Shame."

"Then kiss me."

Zhao Yiba kissed, Jiang Jiangjiang asked him: "Kiss me, are you ashamed?"

Zhao Yiba smirked again, and said, "I'm not ashamed to kiss Jiang Jiang."

"Stupid, why don't you be ashamed to kiss me, and you will be ashamed if you let you take off your clothes?" Jiang Jiangjiang pinched him with a smile, and said to himself, why does this kid love to laugh so much when he's drunk.

Zhao Yiba suddenly pounced on Jiang Jiangjiang, threw Jiang Jiangjiang onto the sofa, and said, "Yiba likes Jiang Jiang the most!"

Jiang Jiangjiang was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but nibbled on his mouth, and scolded him unnaturally: "Who are you going to like me? If you dare to bend me, I'll cut off your little penis." Dick. Do you hear me, don't like me."

Zhao Yiba pressed him down, stroking him like a puppy, stroking him along Jiang Jiangjiang's hair, and said: "Jiang Jiang, don't cry, I will treat you very well. Sister Yaya doesn't want you. Brother Ba wants you."

Hearing this, Jiang Jiangjiang relaxed his body, and unscrewed Zhao Yiba dumbfounded.

The night Zhao Xiya came to play mahjong, Jiang Jiangjiang told Zhao Yiba that he liked his cousin. If he wanted to chase his cousin, he had to ask for a helper.But who would have thought that Jiang Jiangjiang performed too much, in Zhao Yiba's eyes, he felt that Jiang Jiang was in all kinds of pitiful ways, and fell in love with someone who didn't love him.

Zhao Yiba clings to Jiang Jiangjiang again like an octopus, playing the role of his elder brother that he can only dream about when he is half drunk or in a dream. With his eyes closed, he pats Jiang Jiangjiang and coaxes him: " Be good, Jiang Jiang, don't cry."

"Fuck! Who the hell is crying!"