Pick up a president's bun

Da Zhuang thought he was here to sell, and thought: I have no eyesight!Do we need to do test tube babies?We hold such a beautiful doll in our hands!

Da Zhuang's face that was still smiling just now turned cold, and he said bluntly: "We don't have that need! Go away, don't hinder us from resting."

The boy said persistently: "No, sir, you have misunderstood. In fact, I want to ask you for a favor."

Da Zhuang thought that he had met people who were out of school or sick and needed help. He said that the last time he was walking, he met a middle-aged man dragging a little girl. He said that he couldn’t go home after losing his ticket. At that time, Da Zhuang believed it was true and bought a roll of pancakes for the father and daughter. Who knew that he still asked for money in the end, and finally paid 100 yuan before sending it away. This boy was cleanly dressed and looked good. Good legs, how did you get into the business of begging?Da Zhuang had no choice but to dig out his trouser pocket with a sigh, and asked, "How much do you want?"

The boy looked at him with sad and angry eyes, am I just like a beggar?

"What are you going to do?" An Cheng interjected a question.

"Actually, there is a small problem with the sperm bank in our hospital. We need two helpers. Don't worry, there will be a reward." The boy said quickly.

Da Zhuang understood: Oh, so this guy wants us to donate sperm!What the hell is getting paid!Does Lao Tzu look bad for money?

An Cheng also understood, and laughed out loud. Seeing that this kid looks pretty good, and he speaks so stupidly, anyway, he is idle anyway, so he asked teasingly, "How much is it, the salary you said?"

The boy thought they were interested, so he quickly said, "One hundred at a time."

An Cheng suppressed a smile and asked, "How did you do it?"

The boy was a little embarrassed, and hesitantly said: "How did you make it? We are all men, so we all know it! Don't you just fiddle with it with your hands and get it out, just make enough for a cup!"

"What? Do you need to fill a cup?" Da Zhuang's mind automatically made up the big belly cup he usually drinks water in, and he couldn't calm down immediately: Damn, do you want to squeeze out a cup of liquid?Isn't this the rhythm that requires us to exhaust ourselves?Only pay 100 yuan?

Da Zhuang felt that the kid's brain must have been kicked by a donkey.

Boys also feel wronged, what kind of brain circuit does this person have?Why is Chairman Mao forcing me to mobilize this person to donate sperm?It is simply inexplicable!But this person is so difficult to speak, and there is a supporter beside him, which makes it even more difficult!

However, if the task is not completed, the temporary job may be lost, so the boy had to bite the bullet and continue: "It's not an ordinary cup, it's the kind specially used in hospitals. It's very small and shallow. Ordinary people drink it almost once. cup size."

"Are you clear? I won't take you with such a scary person!" Anyway, I am idle, and An Cheng thought it would be interesting to tease children, so he said, "Do you think we are short of 100 yuan? ?”

The boy scratched his head and said in a negotiating tone, "Then 200 yuan?"

An Cheng raised his eyebrows.

The boy continued to raise the price: "300 yuan? 400 yuan?..."

Da Zhuang got impatient and said, "Get out! No money! You're so annoying!"

However, the boy's words aroused An Cheng's suspicion: Shouldn't this kind of paid service of providing sperm for the hospital be priced?This boy is at most a staff member, why can he raise the price at will?Unless...he is coming for me or Da Zhuang!

An Cheng squinted his eyes, and asked the boy: "I told you to get out, didn't you hear? There are so many people in this park, why are you looking for us instead of others?"

The boy was speechless for a while before he said: "Because you are the most beautiful and eye-catching, our hospital is of course trying to provide the best sperm for our clients, so..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Da Zhuang waving his fist, "Go away! Your ears don't work well? Do you want me to make them even worse!"

Unexpectedly, the boy was not afraid of the beating, and insisted on not leaving.

An Cheng lowered his voice and asked the boy, "Can't you see that we are a gay couple?"

The boy nodded and said: "I see! So you should donate sperm! It is said that there are many very smart and excellent people among homosexuals who are homosexuals, but such excellent men as you have gone to homosexuality, Excellent genes cannot be passed down, but people in some impoverished and backward areas are getting poorer and living poorer, and the quality of the entire nation is lowered! Therefore, you should donate sperm all the more to improve the quality of the population, everyone is responsible!"

Da Zhuang was very sure, certain and determined that the boy's head must have been kicked by a donkey or pushed by a pig to say such weird words.

But he still hates it so much, he can't go away like a fly, so he pulled An Cheng a little angrily, and said, "He won't go, let's go! Did we hit a ghost? This is it!"

After finishing speaking, Da Zhuang pulled An Cheng to leave, but he didn't expect the boy to stick to him like brown sugar, and said anxiously, "Sir, wait a minute..."

Da Zhuang wants to roll up his sleeves and hit someone!This kid is a bit underwhelmed!

An Cheng whispered to Da Zhuang: "I'll scare him, and I promise he won't dare to follow!"

An Cheng stared at the boy, the corners of his lips curled up evilly, and said, "Why are you following us? You already know that we are gay, and you still follow? Believe it or not, we will go to a place where there is no one, and the two of us Fuck you, shoot directly inside you, don't need any cups, just clamp it yourself, and go back to work..."

Before he finished speaking, the boy had already disappeared.

An Cheng walked up to Da Zhuang who was stunned and lost his language function, and said in a straightforward manner: "Let's go. It's okay, he won't follow!"

Da Zhuang came back to his senses and said, "Damn! Wife, you..."

An Cheng snorted and said, "What's the matter? Are you stunned by my mighty arrogance?"

Da Zhuang hooked his neck, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't talk like that next time! You can't scare people! You belong to me! Mine alone!"

An Cheng got angry and said, "Look around before you get angry! Take your hands away!"

After being harassed like this, Da Zhuang and An Cheng were a little upset. They were going to get in the car to go home, but the baby suddenly woke up and became lively again, clamoring to continue playing in the park.

An Cheng is the only one who obeys his son's orders, and Da Zhuang is his wife who is number one in the world, so he dare not refuse to listen, so the family of three continued to stroll in the park.

The baby pointed with his little hand and said vaguely: "Airplane... Feifei... Fly high..."

An Cheng and Da Zhuang followed the baby's chubby fingers, and there were several children's space shuttles flying up and down in a circular field, and the cabins were all aged from one to two to five or six years old. The difference between children sitting is that the small children are mostly held by their parents or grandparents, while the older children sit by themselves with seat belts around their waists.

An Cheng lowered his head, kissed the baby's little cheek, and asked softly, "Does baby want to fly?"

The baby chick nodded its round head like pecking rice, and said, "Think... think... the plane..."

An Cheng then made a decision, "Da Zhuang, I want to take the baby on the plane, and you are responsible for taking pictures of us below."

Of course, Da Zhuang is the general logistics of the family.Every time he goes out, Da Zhuang carries a backpack and holds the baby. When An Cheng plays with the baby, Da Zhuang has to hold all kinds of things in his hands, such as feeding bottles, toys, drinking water, portable water bottles, pacifiers, etc. , and had to sneak in to take photos of the father and son, and now is no exception, Da Zhuang hurriedly agreed and said: "Okay." Handing the baby to An Cheng, he said consciously: "Wait a minute, I'll buy a ticket."

Da Zhuang bought the ticket and handed it to An Cheng. Watching one big and one small enter the plane's field, the baby clapped his hands excitedly: "Airplane... baby is flying high..." The little face is as bright as flowers are blooming .

Da Zhuang hurriedly took out his mobile phone, seized the opportunity to "click" a picture for his wife and son, but unfortunately his son's face turned away, and the photo was not taken, so Da Zhuang shouted loudly: "Baby, look here, here, smile! "

The baby turned his head and smiled at his father with a face, and then expressed his feelings towards the plane: "Ah...the plane...the baby likes..."

An Cheng carried the baby on the plane, fastened the seat belt on the excited baby, but still hugged the baby on his lap.

Double insurance.

Then he smiled and made a scissors hand to Da Zhuang who kept taking pictures outside the fence.

Da Zhuang returned his wife with a big smile, and made various funny gestures to make the baby laugh.

The baby just ignored him. He turned his head around and looked around. He was so excited that he didn't know what to do.

The plane started to take off, flying a little higher than the ground, and suddenly the field of vision widened a lot, and the blue sky and white clouds seemed to be getting closer. The baby stretched out his fat little paws to catch the white clouds, and happily said "ahhhh Woo" yelled.

An Cheng sat with his arms around the baby, but his eyes subconsciously searched for Da Zhuang's figure in round after round.

Da Zhuang has been standing outside the fence, looking up at his wife and son flying in the sky with a smile on his lips.

Suddenly, An Cheng saw a beautiful woman in leather hot pants in cold weather walking up to Da Zhuang and saying something to him.

Da Zhuang's expression was a little embarrassed, and he took two steps aside.The beautiful woman followed his footsteps, perseveringly, opening and closing her bright red mouth, not knowing what to say.

An Cheng was so angry that he wrung his fingers, thinking, it's not possible, is it?When did Da Zhuang become so attractive?There are so many strike-ups when you come to the park!Just blasted away a handsome guy, and now a beautiful woman is here again!Looks like I've neglected him!

The plane had to fly for 10 minutes before it could land. An Cheng felt a little out of breath when he saw Da Zhuang, who was avoiding the beautiful woman, and felt a little more at ease.

An Cheng could imagine that Da Zhuang was not that kind of person, if he hadn't been waiting for himself and the baby, he would have strode away.

What the hell is this woman talking about?strike up a conversation?Or sales?An Cheng thought suspiciously.

An Cheng got off the space shuttle with the baby in his arms, Da Zhuang hurried forward a few steps, took the baby from outside the fence, and said angrily: "Is this hospital a mental hospital? How can I persuade you?" Asking someone to donate that or something... Let's go, follow where we go, it's so annoying..."

It turns out that this beauty is also from an infertility hospital?Are they short of sperm?Or... An Cheng frowned, staring at the woman in leather pants, always feeling something strange about this.

Fortunately, he had a wink compared to the boy just now, so he didn't continue to follow.

The three went home disappointed.

But it's nice to be home.After resting for a while, Da Zhuang came back to life with full blood. Zhang Luo cooked four dishes and one soup for An Cheng and Bao Bao. Among them were the tofu and fish fried cakes that Bao Bao liked to eat, and the sweet corn soup with milk fragrance, which An Cheng liked. The fish-flavored eggplant stew and sauce-flavored beef are eaten. As for Da Zhuang, according to his words, "I can eat anything, I can eat whatever you like!"

After dinner, the young couple pushed the baby in a stroller for a walk in a place not far from home where there are many public fitness equipment.

I didn't expect to meet people from that hospital here!

Moreover, talking to Da Zhuang all the time made Da Zhuang almost growl.

Now, An Cheng was basically sure that they were here for Da Zhuang.

What the hell are they trying to do?Is it someone sent by Pei Weize?

However, there was no other dangerous move just to entangle this matter, which reassured An Cheng a little.

At the very least, Pei Weize had no intention of hurting Da Zhuang, and used curves to save the country.

I don't know what the other party's purpose is, but it makes people feel uncomfortable to make such small tricks behind the scenes.Furthermore, this kind of thing, there is always no way to prevent thieves for thousands of years.What's more, the weekend is fine, and nothing can happen to him when he is with Da Zhuang, so what should happen when Da Zhuang is alone in normal times?An Cheng thought anxiously.

Want to find a way to resolve it?An Cheng was thinking about it, but Da Zhuang, who was so annoying, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Why do these people linger, you can meet them wherever you go! Fuck, why don't you just donate?" One time? They said, basically donating once is the end of the matter. In the future, we can ask for it ourselves, and we can’t donate anymore. Unlike blood donation, we can donate repeatedly. Otherwise, there will be a certain person’s child running all over the street. Don't you want to finish playing? Or, simply donate once, and with a record, they won't bother us again!"

An Cheng thought about this matter, but felt that it was feasible.

Instead of hiding, it is better to retreat.

Simply shake Pei Weize's old thing once, tell you an old bastard to play tricks and plot against my man, right?Tell you to capsize in the gutter!

An Cheng raised the corners of his lips, a sly light flashed in his eyes, and said, "Okay."

This time, it was a middle-aged man in his thirties. After hearing Da Zhuang’s reply, he immediately ran over overjoyed and said with a flattering smile, “That’s great! This gentleman’s ideological awareness is too high. Then… about What time? How about coming to our hospital tomorrow? I'll make arrangements right away."

An Cheng said with a smile: "Actually, my ideological consciousness is quite high, let me go with him!"

The man's face froze slightly, and then he laughed and said, "Of course. Welcome, welcome, the more the better."

The next day is Sunday.An Cheng asked Aunt Xu to take the baby, and went to the hospital with Da Zhuang himself.

The middle-aged man from yesterday led them to the special semen collection room, pointed to the two adjacent rooms, and said, "One of you is in one room," and handed them two small plastic collection cups, saying: " Just put it in here, and take it out when you’re done.”

An Cheng poked his head into one of the rooms, called the person to stop, and said, "It's full of pictures of beauties, but it's not to our liking, you know, we are..." An Cheng skillfully After a pause, he said, "Could you please change some photos of the tough men, how can you make them without stimulation?"

Da Zhuang almost burst into tears, wife, you are so tough, you can really say it!

The man suddenly realized, but at this moment, where can he find the picture of the hunk?While hesitating, I heard An Cheng say: "Then I'll share a room with him. We look at each other, and we can feel it. Anyway, it's just a handjob, and it'll be fine, right?"

"Uh... this... the man thought about it, and reluctantly agreed.

An Cheng went into the room and took a look, confirmed that there was no camera, then hooked Da Zhuang's neck with his hands, kicked the door shut with his feet, and exhaled like blue to seduce: "Is your wish fulfilled now? In someone else's place, is it Isn't it relative to field battles? Is it exciting?..."

Da Zhuang resentfully said: "It will be exciting if you can insert it in, how can you just use your hands?"

Unable to bear An Cheng's kisses and teasing, Da Zhuang quickly felt it.

An Cheng hooked Da Zhuang's neck, and Da Zhuang put his arms around An Cheng's waist. The two of them stuck together, hid in the corner of the wall, and had a quick lick.

An Cheng's is in Da Zhuang's hands, and Da Zhuang's is in An Cheng's hands.

Not to mention, in such a place, with flushed cheeks and intensified heartbeat, there is a kind of forbidden pleasure/feeling.

After installing it, Da Zhuang said in a low voice: "An Cheng, the one in your hand is mine."

The corners of An Cheng's lips were half drawn, he smiled, and said, "What's the point of making a mistake? Doesn't it mean that we have nothing to do with us after we donate? Do you still want to recognize your benefactor from the vast crowd?" This species?"

Da Zhuang thought about it, so he didn't mind anymore.

Afterwards, Da Zhuang forgot about it, but An Cheng kept thinking about it, very vigilantly wanting to know what kind of medicine was sold in this gourd.

No matter what kind of medicine it is, it shouldn't be able to harm Da Zhuang after being dissolved in this way!snort.

One and a half months later.

Still in that dark room, the man on the chair is listening to the report of his subordinates:

"...Pei Weize's wife is already pregnant. After testing, she is about five weeks pregnant."

"I'm really pregnant!" The man in the dark clapped the armrest and gave a loud "yes"!

After the subordinates got the deployment plan and stepped back, the man was playing with a cigar in his hand, his wolf-like eyes gleamed with a sinister light, and he said to himself: "Now, it's time to close the net! Pei Weize, come with you!" The time to settle the ledger has finally come! After 22 years, I have finally waited for this day!"