Pick up a president's bun

The weekend with a beautiful woman is finally here.

Before it was time to get off work, Zhou Anpeng rushed to An Cheng's office and asked to borrow a Ferrari sports car.

An Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at him, and said in a cold voice: "Oh, you usually talk sarcasticly to me, but now you're being ashamed? I don't lend my car to others, in case it gets dirty..."

Zhou Anpeng immediately thought of the scene of the car shaking when he and beautiful woman He fell in love, and suddenly he couldn't calm down. Even An Cheng's sneer didn't care, and he said cheekily: "I promise I won't get dirty. It's not in vain. Use yours. Fill up your gas when you run out and give it back to you."

An Cheng was too lazy to argue with him, so he tossed the car keys to him, and said flatly: "It's not about a few liters of gasoline. He Meiyao knows that this car is mine, so would it be interesting for you to borrow it? It's a swollen face to pretend to be fat, and what kind of beauty is there. "

It doesn't matter if He Meiyao knows about a beautiful car and a beauty, anyway, it's enough to have such a pomp in the past!Zhou Anpeng took the key happily.

An Cheng looked at his brother like that, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips: I don't know what kind of "surprise" He Meiyao will give my brother today?It's a pity that Da Zhuang was too busy and didn't have time, otherwise he could go to that hot spring villa together, and soak in the hot spring to refresh himself, and watch the excitement by the way.It's a pity that I don't have good eyesight. I don't know what kind of posture my brother will walk down the street.

When the appointed time came, Zhou Anpeng waited for a long time before Miss He arrived late.Moreover, she was not alone, there was a petite beauty beside her.

Zhou Anpeng frowned, thinking, why bring a girlfriend to the hot spring?Doesn't this ruin the atmosphere too much?

He Meiyao said with a smile, "Master Zhou, let me introduce you. This is my best friend, Zhong Ruoshan. It just so happens that she also wants to go out on weekends to relax, so let's go together."

It's already here, I can't ask her to stand at attention and turn back to go home and play with her, Zhou Anpeng replied listlessly, and turned to look at Zhong Ruoshan, and the seven souls on her head immediately left the six souls.

This girl is simply too beautiful!A natural stunner!

The snow-white and tender skin seems to be able to pinch water, a pair of big almond-shaped eyes are mesmerizing, although the height is much lower than He Meiyao, the advantage is that the proportion is well balanced, the waist is slender but there is a plump breast that is ready to be revealed, like a fairy.

Zhou Anpeng immediately changed his attitude, and said enthusiastically: "Okay, okay, the crowd is so lively, and the three of us can play cards for a while at night." , Sneaky flirting and molesting is still okay.

The beauties got into the sports car with their pretty buttocks twisted. Zhou Anpeng thought why Meiyao would sit in the co-pilot, but unexpectedly she squeezed into the back seat with that little beauty Zhong Ruoshan as a matter of course. The two women chatted and took selfies, almost He didn't pay much attention to Zhou Anpeng who was driving ahead.

Zhou Anpeng murmured in his heart while driving: If I knew this, I should have called the driver of the company to drive, so I could just sit in the back and hug the beauties!Well now, it seems that he has completely become the driver of the two of them!

Zhou Anpeng was driving the car, glancing at the rearview mirror from time to time, and saw the two women kept talking face to face, taking selfies and so on. At first, he didn't feel much in his heart. He only thought that the friendship between women and women is intimacy, which is different from men. If two men are side by side like this, there must be something tricky about it!

But, are these two women too close to each other, and they even started kissing!

Zhou Anpeng was so surprised that he didn't pay attention to the car coming from the opposite direction. He almost ran into him, but fortunately he slammed on the brakes.

Zhong Ruoshan pushed He Meiyao away, pouted and said, "This car is parked! It's too skilled! It's hitting my teeth!"

He Meiyao said: "Me too, you even bit my tongue!"

Hold!They still kiss with tongue!Zhou Anpeng wished he could grab the ground with his head, could the friendship between girls be so impure?

Seeing that Zhou Anpeng was still in a daze, He Meiyao knocked on his chair and said, "Young master Zhou, drive quickly, you are parked in the middle of the road, and the cars behind are honking their horns!"

Zhou Anpeng let out an "oh", released the brake mechanically, and started off.

After a while, He Meiyao knocked on the back of the chair again, and said, "Young Master Zhou, you can drive this car...for safety, let me drive it, and you sit in the back."

Zhou Anpeng thought, good! It’s just to separate the two of them! Zhong Ruoshan is a bitch, no wonder her eyes are so seductive, not only men, but also women. His future wife went the wrong way.They exchanged seats obediently.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Anpeng sat down on the back seat after stepping on his buttocks, Zhong Ruoshan smiled, got up enchantingly under Zhou Anpeng's eyes, opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat.

Your sister, you two are not really glass, are you?

Zhou Anpeng still didn't give up. He thought to himself, the male sex can still be used later, but how can the female sex act, she has no organs if she wants to do it.In the worst case, I will go all out to help them have a good time.

Thinking of this, Zhou Anpeng couldn't help but feel a little eager to try, thinking, if you want to talk about Shuangfei, it's not that you haven't played before, but now you are almost 30 years old, and your physical fitness is not as good as before. If you want to satisfy two women at once, or two seem to be enough. A very vigorous woman, probably a little powerless, otherwise, go to the hot spring villa to see if you can buy Viagra.

When soaking in the hot springs, there is no man who does not pay attention to Zhou Anpeng. The beauties in swimsuits around him are so on point. There are only two of them, one with long legs, and the other with a petite figure, each with its own merits. Sit and enjoy the blessings of everyone, hug left and right, can you share the same buddies?

Zhou Anpeng is very proud at this time, what to look at, I am so cool!At the same time, I sneered in my heart and looked forward to the good things in the evening: it would be nice to find a beautiful woman with glass, and you will get a free one when you buy one, hehe.Hurry up and buy the little blue pill.

The little blue pill was obtained very smoothly, but unfortunately, it turned out that Zhou Anpeng's worries were completely unfounded. The two of them were so close that they were inseparable and couldn't be splashed. Zhou Anpeng had no male organs, but was flamboyantly ignored!

The room I booked in the Hot Spring Villa is a suite, which is similar to a normal apartment. There is a living room and a living room, and two bedrooms, one is super large and the other is medium. Leave the other room to Zhou Anpeng.

He Meiyao said with a smile: "Young Master Zhou is very personable! I know that women are priority. Thank you!"

Zhou Anpeng had no choice but to curse in his heart: "I would have booked a normal standard room if I knew it earlier, so I don't need to be separated by a room. I'd like to see, how are you two girls going to play without props?"

As a result, at night, Zhou Anpeng didn't even need to use his ears to listen to the corner, the sound was as loud as if the door wasn't closed!

The two girls had no props, so they still had a great time.The groaning and panting sound never stopped, piercing into Zhou Anpeng's ears one after another, making him toss and turn, making it difficult to fall asleep, and finally got up unbearably, dressed and left.

Mr. Zhou's love ended without a problem. On Monday, when Zhou Anpeng went to work, Zhou Anpeng met He Meiyao in a black dress at the elevator door. Her hair was tied up in a beautiful bun, and she had an impeccable standard professional smile. Who would have thought of that night? The bohemian female glass is this dignified and dignified woman?

Zhou Anpeng stared at her, but she didn't care. Instead, she nodded slightly at him and said, "Hello, Minister Zhou. What, you haven't rested for the past two days, okay? The dark circles under your eyes are so big. The elevator is here, let's go together."

You clearly know why my dark circles are so big!Even the thick-skinned Zhou Anpeng felt ashamed, took a step back, and said, "Hey, I remembered that there are documents left on the car. I'll go get them." Then he fled.

He Meiyao smiled, and walked into the elevator with her head held high.

Zhou Anpeng was in a bad mood and had nowhere to vent. When he saw a beautiful woman, he cursed inwardly as a "scourge", and when he saw an ugly woman, he still cursed in his heart, "Why don't you make glass when you're so ugly? It's a waste of a woman's life." Quota!"

Just happened to encounter a small mistake in catching a certain subordinate named Wang Xiaoling, and lost her temper by making a fuss, and kept saying that she wanted to notify the HR department to settle the wages and tell her to leave.

Wang Xiaoling herself has a bit of a temper, and her new boyfriend claimed to be well-connected, so she didn't pay attention to this boss. Instead, she threw her chair first and said, "I resign! I don't want that salary. I will settle the payment." Fart! Buy medicine for you Mr. Zhou! Medicine for rabies!"

Zhou Anpeng was so angry that he almost quarreled with her, thinking that she was just a working girl, and it was useless, so he called for the security guard and said, "You watch her pack up, don't steal the company's belongings, what is this kind of loser doing?" don't come out!"

Wang Xiaoling gestured her middle finger to Zhou Anpeng, and said, "Here you are the boss, Mr. Zhou, you are awesome! But, let's wait and see! Believe it or not, if I leave, you will still be unable to stand up!"

Zhou Anpeng snorted disdainfully, thinking, what do you want?Where I go, you loser, you can't even get in, and you want to take revenge on me?I can only say a few harsh words here!

On Wednesday, Zhou Anpeng went out halfway, and when he returned to the company, he always felt that many people were looking at him with strange eyes.

Zhou Anpeng was wondering, and sat back at his desk, and several of his subordinates quietly raised their heads to look at him, with gloating eyes.

Zhou Anpeng also noticed the abnormality, and hurriedly grabbed a subordinate who seemed to be honest and questioned him, and the subordinate told the truth: "It's just that you have only been out for a long time, and two people from some health care company came and said that you commissioned repairs. If the inflatable doll can’t be repaired, it should be returned to you. Because they brought the inflatable doll in, many people in the building saw it and talked about it. They didn’t know what was going on. When they left, they said I will come to you in a while."

Zhou Anpeng's nose turned out of anger, and he said, "Nonsense! I never ordered any inflatable dolls. This is slander!"

"It's coming again! It's coming again!" Several people were clamoring in the corridor, with excitement in their voices.

"Tsk tsk tsk, have you used it like this? How hard do you have to use it?"

"This doll is so pitiful. Even the ears, eyes and nostrils have been torn."

"What's so pitiful about a doll? If it were a real person, how would it be destroyed? Tsk tsk tsk, it's really worse than a beast."

After a while, the public corridor was full of onlookers, not only Zhou's employees, but also employees from other companies on other floors.

Because of this unheard of rare event, everyone smiled strangely.

Zhou Anpeng also squeezed over to take a look, and saw two men carrying a life-sized inflatable doll, parading through the streets.

The doll's clothes were torn long ago, her breasts were crushed, the anthropomorphic vagina entrance was torn open, and the anus at the back seemed to be torn as well. It's creepy.

What's even more frightening is that the doll's mouth was pulled wide open, and something pierced its nostrils and ears, making the doll's black hole look very strange.

Zhou Anpeng suddenly remembered what the subordinate said just now, his expression changed, he turned around and wanted to leave, but saw that one of the men who was carrying the doll lost the doll, stepped forward, grabbed his arm, and said in an extremely earnest tone: "Mr. Zhou! Mr. Zhou Anpeng! The doll you sent for repairs is really damaged. Although we tried our best to restore her to its original appearance, there was nothing we could do."

Zhou Anpeng tried to throw his hand away, cursing angrily: "Nonsense! I never ordered such a thing! You got the wrong person, right?"

The man took out an order receipt as if by magic, and said seriously: "How could it be wrong? Mr. Zhou has your own signature on this commissioned repair form! Take a look for yourself, isn't this commissioned by you yourself?" ?”

Zhou Anpeng took it over and saw that it was really his own autograph. Fuck, how could this be!

Immediately Zhou Anpeng realized that it was definitely Wang Xiaoling's doing!She always took a bunch of forms to sign for him, but every time he didn't bother to look at the details of those trivial forms, he just picked up a pen and signed, maybe something like this was mixed in.

Hold!It turns out that ugly monster planned to plot against me so early!

Before Zhou Anpeng's mental activities were finished, the man began to perform affectionately, in front of all the onlookers in the building:

"Mr. Zhou, I know how much you love this imitation doll, but no matter how much you love her, she is just a doll. You can do it seven or eight times a night, and you will never let it go." ? Well, it is also used by many people in the future, so it is not uncommon, but the mouth here... well, the mouth is also one of the tastes, but the nose and ears are not let go, right? There is this navel... We originally wanted to replace you with a new one, but we were afraid that even if it was a new one, it would inevitably end up in the same end, so forget it, and send this back to you, maybe you can still find it. Where can it be used? Anyway, you have already destroyed this doll, so you should destroy it completely. Don’t abuse other dolls. We think that this doll will be able to smile forever. Sacrifice her, and save thousands of people. ten thousand..."

"Hahaha..." The crowd couldn't bear it any longer, burst into wild laughter, Zhou Anpeng blushed and pleaded a few words thickly, but unfortunately the crowd laughed too much, no one listened to him, and finally shook off the The two fled back to their office.

As the saying goes: Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.Coupled with the development of this online community, this incident of Zhou Anpeng was actually photographed and uploaded to a very popular online community. Because it was so hot and eye-catching, the click-through rate of the post remained high. Zhou Anpeng and Zhou's enterprise Netizens who were overwhelmed with curiosity came out, and even Zhou's company was discredited.

The matter was so important that An Cheng had no choice but to tell his father about all this and ask for countermeasures.

Zhou Anpeng received an internal call from An Cheng, and said in a business-like tone, "Minister Zhou, come to my office now."

Zhou Anpeng had an ominous premonition in his heart, but he still bit the bullet and went.