Pick up a president's bun

Zhou Anpeng was a dandy young master with limited stamina. Even though he had already reached the door, Da Zhuang still asked Da Zhuang to carry him back like a chicken.

"Tie it up!"

"Oh!" Da Zhuang followed his wife's instructions without any hesitation, pulled a plastic rope from the supermarket, tied the unlucky brother-in-law behind his back, and threw him at An Cheng's feet.

Zhou Anpeng usually bosses around like a peacock, but now he is tied into a big rice dumpling by the conscientious Da Zhuang, and his momentum has suddenly weakened.

Even though Zhou Anpeng stared at An Cheng so hard that he wished he could fly out of his eye sockets, it couldn't change his current ridiculous and weak status quo.

An Cheng held a baseball bat in his hand, and looked at him leisurely, with a smile on his lips.

Zhou Ancheng sat on the ground with his neck held high, and bluffed and shouted at An Cheng: "What the hell are you trying to do? Let me tell you, I am not a softie like Xie Damin. If I am beaten, I will be beaten. If you dare to touch me, I will definitely Report to the police and sue you for illegal detention and personal injury.”

As if he didn't hear what he said, An Cheng swung the baseball bat in his right hand over, tapped it on the palm of his left hand, and said, "Well, the strength is good." It was as if he was saying that the weather is good today, or that he would like to eat something tonight. The dishes seem to be good.

It's like a cat playing with a mouse, and the mouse will be upset. Zhou Anpeng's nose was crooked, and he became more courageous. He said in his usual arrogant tone: "Bastard! Tell your butcher to loosen me!" Open, otherwise, I want you to look good! I don’t want my dad to come back and bring a lunch box to visit the prison, right?”

An Cheng chuckled and said, "You think I'm so stupid, waiting for you to sue me?"

Zhou Anpeng shrank his neck. To be sure, this kid An Cheng has always played tricks. He either doesn't make a move, or if he does, he must be thinking about tricks and rhetoric. Point, chest straightened, and said: "If you want to hit, hit it, stop talking nonsense!"

An Cheng raised his eyebrows and said, "This is what you requested on your own initiative. Okay, I will satisfy you now!"

Hearing the whistling of a baseball bat, Zhou Anpeng was frightened again, and hurriedly wanted to stop, saying, "You son of a bitch only use equipment! Don't use a stick!"

An Cheng ignored him, and the baseball bat fell on Zhou Anpeng's back, causing a scream of "Aww".

An Cheng went down with another stick, admiring the old brother's face that was about to deform in pain, hehe smiled and said: "This is the account you pushed me into the water when I was three years old!"

Then came another stick, hitting Zhou Anpeng's shoulder with a "bang", causing Zhou Anpeng to cry: "The bone is about to break, don't hit it!"

"This is the account you threw firecrackers in my neck when I was five years old!"

"This is the account you hid the mouse on my bed when I was six years old!"

……Etc., etc.

Zhou Anpeng tried to argue at first: "Fuck you, Zhou Ancheng, you've been fucked by a man yourself, and your mind has become as small as a woman's, right? It's all due sooner or later, you still remember it so clearly, I've forgotten it long ago! Also, if I told you that I cheated on you, didn't you cheat on me too? And you play dirty every time, and that one poke on the condom is worth how many times I was spanked by my father!"

An Cheng refused to accept his brother's defense, and continued to treat him as a human sandbag, practicing his swinging skills to his heart's content.

On the way, Da Zhuang was afraid that his wife would make his arms sore from beating someone, so he offered to help his wife with this rough work. An Cheng shook his arm and said, "It's okay, no matter how tired I am, I'm happy to do this kind of rough work. I feel good. Just watch and don't worry about it."

How could An Cheng let Da Zhuang do the work for him? Dad reckons that he will be back in a week. Zhou Anpeng's injury might have to stay with him to see Dad. Da Zhuang beat up his own son, so An Cheng could only do this kind of work by himself. The brothers beat each other, and one was beaten into a pig's head.

Gradually, Zhou Anpeng's scolding became: "Stop beating, I'm going to be beaten to death by you! An Cheng, brother, please, stop beating, it hurts like hell, the bone is broken, it's really broken... "

An Cheng was unmoved, and calculated everything clearly at a glance, and finally said:

"This is the account you made my baby cry just now! Hmph, I can barely forgive you for hurting me, but I can't forgive you if you make my baby cry!"

Another heavy blow with the stick, Zhou Anpeng couldn't hold on anymore, rolled his eyes and passed out.

An Cheng dropped the bloody baseball bat, and then Da Zhuang came over, bent down to check Zhou Anpeng's condition, and asked a little worriedly: "Is it okay after being beaten like this? Do you want to send him to the hospital? He just kept yelling that his bones were broken. It won't be broken, will it?"

An Cheng said bluntly: "It's nothing, I paid attention to it, I didn't hit his vitals, I didn't break any bones, it's just a little flesh injury, let him remember a lesson."

Da Zhuang looked at his brother-in-law, who was lying on the floor like a dead dog, and was wearing a good custom-made suit that was beaten to tatters. He felt a little worried, and said, "Do you want to give him wound medicine?"

An Cheng sneered and said, "What are you worrying about, old lady? You forgot that you said you would kill him when he was going to kill me in the past? Come on, someone will naturally take over this kind of aftermath."

After speaking, An Cheng took out his mobile phone to make a call, and said to the person on the other end of the phone as if nothing had happened: "Detective Chi, you have been chasing my brother in country H for so long, and the results are not bad, right?"

Chi Dezhe over there is so good, he has been chasing him for two or three months, but Zhou Anpeng is too straight, he only loves soft girls, so this hasn't been won yet, who knows that if you miss it, you don't know where to go Oh, it's really... Chi Dezhe's teeth itch with hatred, now that he heard Zhou Ancheng's questioning like a wound, he could only deceive himself and say: "It's almost time, it's going to be done. Your brother has been single for so many years, I can't get used to it all at once, so I let him take it easy."

This swollen face fills up the fat man!An Cheng suppressed a smile and said, "Really? Detective Chi, you are too gentle, aren't you? It's a pity, some people don't understand your painstaking efforts, and want to go outside to have fun, we can't stop them. It turned out to be a bad thing, he went to the nightclub to play a double queen, but he didn't meet a good person, not only was he blackmailed, he was even beaten! What should we do?"

"What?!!!" Chi Dezhe was shocked and angry.

The so-called "one king and two queens" is an implicit term. In fact, it is a double flight with two women, that is, a threesome. This week, Zhou Anpeng is about to have an accident just out of his nose.

Over there, An Cheng was still asking: "Hey, what can I do? I didn't listen to my persuasion, and I came back with this whole body injury, which scared my baby..."

Chi Dezhe gritted his teeth and said, "I'll catch the fastest plane right away, so you help me keep an eye on him first!"

Da Zhuang watched An Cheng finish the phone call with a dumbfounded look, and said, "Is this going to tell him? It's nothing to do with us?"

An Cheng shrugged and said, "Or, wrap it up and put it in a gift box for Detective Chi to enjoy?"

Da Zhuang took a breath and said, "Fortunately, I'm your husband, not your enemy. Damn, this has been fixed, and I don't know what happened!"

However, Da Zhuang was still a little worried, and asked: "Detective Chi will really... What about him? Damn, if your father comes back, if you find out about this, you won't be blamed, right? An Cheng, don't you Come on. Zhou Anpeng is a jerk this week and has done a lot of jerk things, but we can't be like him, can we?"

An Cheng curled his lips, and said plausibly: "Don't worry about salty carrots. My dad said that An Peng is not easy to manage. You need to find a strong woman and son to hold him down. But, look at him. Virtue, I think women are still not good enough, it is better to come to a real man, so that he will not go around and flirt with women, causing Dad to worry and get angry. We have also done a great thing for the stability and unity of the society, benefiting the majority of women compatriots."

Da Zhuang thought for a while, lowered his voice, and asked, "Hey, wife, will your brother have the same physique as you and your father, and also be pregnant?"

The corners of An Cheng's lips curled up, and he said, "We'll have to experiment to find out. I don't know if Detective Chi's gun is good or not? How about your shooting skills?"

Da Zhuang understood: I rely on it!It seems that my brother-in-law is also happy to be a father!This is really an excellent thing, uh heh heh heh.