Pick up a president's bun

When his father was away, An Cheng was very busy at the company, and things were piled on him. He was endlessly busy, and eating at noon was like a war. The aunt with the baby made a phone call, and first communicated with the baby who can't speak but drools for a while, and her voice was very gentle and kind, as if smiling: "Baby, what are you doing at home? Oh, let's eat. What did you eat?... Do you miss Dad?..." Even though the baby could only whine, An Cheng heard a little sound, imagined the baby's cute appearance, and felt satisfied.

Then, I asked my aunt about the baby's situation at home today: "...how much milk did the baby eat? More than 200? Oh, that's not bad....and I also ate apple mash and mashed potatoes? Yes, with a little honey, the taste is even better. Okay, baby loves it....Next time you can add a little salad dressing... Forget it, let's not add salad dressing, in case you get diarrhea...By the way, how about the baby's poop today...?"

The aunt over there was turned green by the host's interrogation: Who said men can't take care of children?This Mr. Zhou is more careful than a woman. How much milk he drank every day, what he ate, how many hours the baby slept, and how many stools he passed. The shape, the strip shape is okay, but if it is egg flower shape, you must report it immediately and take the baby to the hospital... Even if it is a remote control command, she is called an Alexander!If it weren't for the high wages, which are equivalent to twice that of other families, she would really dare not take this job, it is too meticulous and too responsible!

After An Cheng finished calling his aunt, he called Da Zhuang again: "Have you had lunch yet?"

"Eat, how about you, wife?"

"I'm eating. Now that I have eaten, why don't you know to call the baby and ask?"

Da Zhuang said dumbfoundingly: "The baby can't talk. I can only talk to my aunt on the phone. I have nothing to tell her."

An Cheng said dissatisfiedly: "Can't you just care about it? Even if you can't talk to the baby when you make a phone call, the baby can always hear your voice. He will be very happy when he hears it, and he will call a few times. Not calling is a matter of attitude, which means... hmph, you don't have a baby in your heart."

Da Zhuang complained and said: "Where is this? My heart is divided into two halves, the left atrium is your wife, and the right atrium is your baby. There is no room for me!"

An Cheng snorted, but still expressed his satisfaction with this nasty confession.

Da Zhuang played the emotional card again, and said pitifully: "Honey, I'm so busy today, I ate two biscuits at noon, and I didn't have time to eat."

The hunting villa is under construction. Although there are several well-known villas in China, they are all far away from the city. In addition, they are surrounded by mountains and rivers and have rich wildlife resources. There is no need to spend special attention on the construction, because it is adapted to local conditions. The layout is atmospheric enough.And Dazhuang is adjacent to a super-large city. The artificial scenery and artificial forest opened up in reinforced concrete, and the dojo in the shell of a snail lion have to be done decently. The ingenuity and design of living alone are not enough. The construction even The subtleties need to be implemented one by one by manpower, and this heavy responsibility falls on Da Zhuang's shoulders. During this time, I was so busy that I dare not close my eyes when I went to sleep. To describe it in one word: Seize the day and night!

However, since my wife gave the order, no matter how busy I am, I must spare time to take care of the baby, so Da Zhuang hurriedly said: "Okay, I'll do it in a while."

Here, the phone at home rang again, and my aunt answered it. This time it was another host, Mr. Tian, ​​who was easy to fool and talk. The aunt smiled and said, "Mr. Tian, ​​Mr. Zhou Mr. just hung up the phone, and your call came again."

Da Zhuang smiled and asked, "Aunt Xu, where's the baby?"

Aunt Xu said: "The baby is playing over there, uh... Otherwise, I will bring the baby over and let him listen to your voice."

Da Zhuang said, "Okay."

After a while there was no movement on the phone, Da Zhuang couldn't help saying loudly: "Aunt Xu, Aunt Xu..."

There was a "ha" laugh from the microphone, Da Zhuang heard the sound, his heart jumped with joy, and said: "Is it a baby? I'm a daddy, can you hear me? Answer quickly! You just Ah!"

For a long time, there was no sound. After a while, there was a sound of "baji baji". Da Zhuang was wondering, who would eat anymore?Could it be a baby?

Then I heard Aunt Xu's panicked voice: "Oh, baby, you can't eat the phone! The phone is dirty, full of bacteria..."

After a while, Aunt Xu's voice came, saying: "Mr. Tian, ​​the baby just gnawed on the microphone as something to eat. This kid just has teeth. Everything is fresh, so you have to put it in your mouth to taste..." Complaining in my heart, this Mr. Tian is too good at teasing children. Every time Mr. Zhou calls, the baby is very happy "Huh?" Sir, I'm so bored that I pick up the phone!

Da Zhuang also wanted to hear the baby's voice, he was so depressed that he wanted to go through the phone line to scratch his little fat chin, why did he talk to his father every time, and if it was his father, he would have no sound and would still be on the phone. This kid is so mad at me!

Today was going well, An Cheng was busy until six o'clock in the afternoon, and he figured he could leave early today, when he received a call from Da Zhuang, who seemed to have a tacit understanding, saying, "Oh, it's hard to get off work early today, it's not easy. Wife, let me pick you up, okay?"

Of course An Cheng agreed, so he sat in the office for a while, and waited until Da Zhuang's call rang on his mobile phone, then he took his bag out of the office and walked towards the elevator.This is a secret signal between them. The phone rings and hangs up, indicating that Da Zhuang has arrived at the parking lot downstairs. An Cheng can just go there directly, lest their private affairs should be known to colleagues and subordinates in the office.

Unexpectedly, they met a person face to face, and An Cheng wished he could stand still, turn around and walk back!

Xie Damin!

Xie Damin walked over a few steps, stopped in front of An Cheng who was showing an impatient expression, and said, "An Cheng, I'm here."

An Cheng said helplessly: "Didn't you go back to your country? Why are you here again?"

Xie Damin looked at An Cheng affectionately, and said, "An Cheng, I miss you very much. I also miss the time we were together before, it was so beautiful. An Cheng, I..."

An Cheng tried to walk away from him, saying: "Da Min, I think I have made it very clear, let the past let it go. We can still be friends, if you can calm down."

Xie Damin's expression darkened, but he still insisted: "Then let's start again, shall we?"

An Cheng saw that there was no one around, and there was no camera installed in the building, so it was considered a blind spot, so he said, "Damin, if you leave now, you can still have a good impression in my heart, maybe you can be regarded as the first love of Bai. Moonlight, if you continue to entangle, you will become a fly's legs, you can decide for yourself whether you want to do this!"

Xie Damin looked at An Cheng in pain, and said, "What am I not as good as him? Why are you still devoted to that pork seller!"

An Cheng was stunned for a second, then laughed out of his throat, and said: "You can find your psychological balance like this. Yes, he is not as good as you, but I have poor eyesight, and I only like him like that, who sells pork." I don’t dislike you. You have good conditions and good vision, so go find another one who is worthy of you, and don’t keep pestering me, okay?”

Xie Damin was in so much pain that he wished he could beat his chest like an African gorilla, but he still blocked An Cheng's way. An Cheng was very annoyed, but the phone in his pocket rang again, probably because Da Zhuang had been waiting for a while to see his wife When I got off the parking lot, I came to urge you.

An Cheng frowned, and said, "Get out of the way, don't make it too ugly!"

But Xie Damin still said: "An Cheng, I think you must have been confused during the period after you disappeared. I can't help you, but I already know that I was wrong. I don't believe that I can't compare with that salesman. Pork!"

An Cheng said impatiently: "Go away! Don't keep calling him a pork seller. Your eyes have seen him selling pork. He is also doing big business now. Don't look down on people..."

But there was a laugh from behind, saying: "Yes, that Tian Dazhuang stopped selling pork now, and switched to selling human meat, hahaha. An Cheng, you really deserve to lose your reputation, and such a person can be regarded as a treasure!"

Hearing this voice, An Cheng's gaze froze, then he turned around and saw Zhou Anpeng, who was dressed in a gray-blue handmade high-end suit, walking over.

"You..." An Cheng looked at Xie Damin again, and said, "You two came together?"

Zhou Anpeng shrugged and said, "I met you on the plane, I'm too lazy to talk to you perverts who like men! If it wasn't for my father's partiality, I wouldn't be able to take this trip!"

As he said that, Zhou Anpeng's eyes turned sharp, he stared at An Cheng and said fiercely: "Zhou Ancheng, after I heard that you knew the butcher, you became better at pouring ecstasy soup for dad, coaxing dad to buy it for you." It’s not worth buying a luxury car for a house, but I’ll buy it for your man too! Fuck! You’re ignoring my serious son!”

An Cheng sneered, and said, "You are ashamed to say it! Last month you said your car broke down, and the repair bill you gave Dad was 1000 million! It's enough to buy a few good cars!"

Zhou Anpeng said angrily: "Then what can I do! Dad won't give me a new car, can't the car be repaired if it breaks down? The repair fee is expensive, and the car repair shop kills people. But you should talk about it first, you are an illegitimate child, you can't get on the table Bitch, it would be nice to reward you with a bowl of rice, and I also made my father dislike me, so I sent you to enjoy the blessings in this big city of the magic capital. A group of old men are talking about it! Dad will buy you a house, a villa of more than 4000 million yuan, without blinking an eye, and once you buy two cars! I don’t take such things if I am partial!”

An Cheng originally wanted to argue that the car was not bought by his father, but by another father, but it was hard to say, so he could only say: "So what? I create value for the company, how can I be like you? Last month I read the report, and the domestic Yingda branch in H is already in the red for the second year, isn’t it your masterpiece? The consequence of investment failure is to cut down on food and clothing, brother, you should have worked hard in the past two years.”