Pick up a president's bun

In a small hotel, Da Zhuang bought something and came back early, and said to Xiao Man, "Did you wash up? Come and eat, I bought your favorite pan-fried meat buns."

"Well, good." Xiaoman agreed to come over, and Da Zhuang hurriedly opened the lunch box, and there were a dozen or so fried buns neatly arranged inside. The bottom was fried golden-yellow, and a layer of chopped green onion and sesame seeds were sprinkled on the top. The aroma was tangy .

Xiao Man ate one, and Da Zhuang put a carton of milk on the side with a straw and pushed him over, saying, "Eat one, take a sip, don't choke."

Xiao Man said, "Why don't you eat?"

Da Zhuang said, "I ate it on the way." The pan-fried steamed buns were too expensive, and Da Zhuang was reluctant to eat them. He was afraid that Xiaoman would tell him, so he first bought two dry steamed buns and ate them in cold water.

Xiaoman said: "But, I can't eat, you can help me eat some."

Xiao Man ate seven, Da Zhuang ate eight. Da Zhuang felt sorry for the money while eating, and said, "It's just a few small buns stuffed with chives that are fried in a pan, and they are so expensive. I will rent the house today." Alright, let's buy pots and pans, I'll cook them for you every day, it's guaranteed to be better than this."

Xiao Man smiled and said, "Okay."

Da Zhuang suddenly asked in puzzlement: "Xiao Man, is it okay for you to eat such greasy food? I remember not to mention eating it when I was at home. You can't even smell the smell. You will vomit if you come or not. It's all right now." ?”

Xiaoman let out a "puchi" laugh and said, "That means I am at odds with you in Datian Village. First I raise my chest, then I raise my chrysanthemums, and then I raise my stomach, I grow my stomach, and if I stay here, I'm afraid I'm going to raise my legs and feet." , the whole body has to be hurt once before giving up."

Da Zhuang was so angry that he kissed his oily mouth fiercely, and said: "Early in the morning, don't talk nonsense, curse yourself."

Xiaoman pushed him and said with a smile: "You are a standard freeloader! Go away!"

Then, Xiao Man lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "Really! I really don't vomit now, I'm alive and kicking, I'm a good person. Hey, don't be that old liar talking nonsense, in fact, I'm not pregnant with any children, just a little gastroenteritis. He It’s just nonsense to cheat you of the 200 yuan.”

Da Zhuang said resolutely: "You must have it, it looks like your belly is a little bulging."

Xiao Man looked down suspiciously, felt his belly was flat, then stared at Da Zhuang and said, "Nonsense! There is no such thing at all! It's obviously flattering! Da Zhuang, just face the reality, you were cheated by an old liar for a long time." Thousands of 200 yuan. Don't worry, I won't laugh at you. In life, how can there be growth without setbacks?"

Da Zhuang stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Man's stomach, and said stiffly, "That's right, look, I've already touched the baby's head!"

Xiao Man scolded him in a low voice, and said: "You also play tricks like that old liar, don't you? If you follow what the old liar said, I'll be at most two months now, how can I be so fast?"

Da Zhuang grabbed Xiao Man's hand and slid it away on his abdomen, saying, "Feel it yourself, does it bulge a little? I've been observing it every day, and I'm not talking nonsense."

Not to mention, Xiaoman really felt his belly bulge slightly, and couldn't help muttering: "No way, I read a little about this, and they all said that it takes three months to show pregnancy, and the same goes for morning sickness. After a month, I gradually stopped vomiting, why did I get a little bulging and stop vomiting after only two months?"

Da Zhuang suddenly thought: "Could it be... that men conceive children faster than women. Maybe, you don't have to wait so long to conceive in October, you will give birth in six or seven months."

Xiaoman let out a "bah" and said, "Then I'd rather be a full-term child. A child born by cutting corners won't be short of arms or legs, right?"

Da Zhuang hurriedly covered his mouth, his eyes stood up in anger, and said, "Can't you say something auspicious? Our child is absolutely healthy and smart. Both of us are in good health. How about the child? Don't think about it gone."

Xiaoman pulled his hand away, yawned lazily, and said, "Come on, let's go to see the house today. Hurry up and rent it, and eat the pan-fried buns you cooked yourself."

Da Zhuang said: "I can go alone, you stay in the hotel."

Xiao Man said: "Pull it down, I don't worry about you alone, those real estate agents are smarter than ghosts, don't fool you into renting an inexplicable house, and cheat you a lot of money."

Da Zhuang looked at Xiao Man worriedly, and said, "But, you..."

Xiaoman puffed out his stomach indifferently, took two steps in the room, and said, "It's nothing more than a beer belly, don't you like that a successful man like me has some style?"

Da Zhuang thinks about it too, it's not obvious after all, and, as long as the two of them know about it, who would think that a man is pregnant?

However, Da Zhuang still explained and explained worriedly, saying: "Just walk with me, don't squeeze into crowded places, and tell me immediately if you feel uncomfortable..."

The two went out and walked all the way, the bustling city became more majestic under the bright sunlight, slowly unfolding its majestic and colorful picture scroll, Da Zhuang couldn't help but whispered to Xiao Man: "It's so beautiful here. "

Xiao Man shook his hand and said, "Do you like it? Stay! We will stay here from now on."

Da Zhuang shook Xiao Man's hand back, fearing the people hurrying to and fro on the road, he immediately let go and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

Da Zhuang only had doubts in his heart, and he didn't have the nerve to tell Xiao Man, so as not to reveal his side that had never seen the world. He thought: Is it so easy to stay in this place?Not to mention the cost of food, drink, housing, and even urination, but also [-] cents for the toilet fee for the gatekeeper. It can be used as fertilizer to retting the field. How can it be cheap and cost money?City people are really treacherous.

I found a real estate agency, and a few staff members saw that Da Zhuang and Xiao Man were dressed in rustic clothes, and they were a little indifferent. Da Zhuang had never experienced this and was a little embarrassed. Xiao Man walked over calmly and said, "You guys here Is it open?"

A middle-aged woman in her thirties looked up at Xiaoman and thought, isn't this nonsense?How can there be a door that is not open?Of course, she also immediately heard the implication of the other party, since the business is open, why not entertain the guests who come to the door.

The woman asked coldly, "Are you going to rent a house?"

Xiaoman stared at her and said, "That depends on your service level. If there is something particularly suitable, you can also consider buying it."

Da Zhuang wanted to bite his tongue when he heard it, and Xiao Man was too daring to say it. He only had 5 yuan in total, and he wanted to buy a house?I heard that the house price here is the highest in the country. A square meter costs tens of thousands of yuan, and 5 yuan is enough to buy a toilet!

The woman looked Xiaoman up and down suspiciously, and saw that although he was dressed in rustic clothes, he looked handsome and extraordinary, so she put away her contempt, smiled, and said enthusiastically: "Boss is buying a house? We have a lot of houses here, what do you think?" Which district to look at? Do you have any specific requirements? We can recommend it to you according to your requirements, and you will be satisfied."

Xiaoman said reservedly: "It doesn't matter which district, the key is that the house is good and the environment is good."

The woman led Xiao Man and Da Zhuang to look around the house, and then Da Zhuang finally understood how the rental price here is ridiculously high. Any ordinary apartment is staggeringly expensive, and you have to pay four dollars in advance. Monthly rent, of which one month is a security deposit.Calculated in this way, to rent a decent house, it is estimated that if there is no eight thousand, it will cost ten thousand.

His daughter-in-law is pregnant, of course Da Zhuang hopes that he will live comfortably, but at this price... Da Zhuang is also used to living in a single-family house in the countryside, and of course he doesn't like to share with others, but , thinking that one-fifth of the 5 yuan sold for the ancestral house will be removed, and the cost of the wife's pregnancy and childbirth will have to be figured out. Da Zhuang took advantage of the intermediary to go to the bathroom, and couldn't help but go Seeing Xiaoman go to the side to discuss, hesitantly said: "How about renting a cheaper one first, and then changing when I find a job."

Xiaoman said in a low voice: "I don't have to live in a good place. It's just that once my stomach is bulging, it's easy for people to see the clues when I live in a place with many people. I would rather save other things. The cost of renting a house can't be saved." come down."

Da Zhuang thought about it, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's rent a second apartment."

Xiao Man patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'm sensible."

After all, Xiao Man still felt sorry for Da Zhuang's money, and only said that he was dissatisfied here and there, and asked a woman to accompany him to many houses. Finally, he stood still in front of a house and refused to leave.

To be precise, this is not a house. It is actually a corridor. It borrowed the walls of two families and added bricks and tiles on it. It turned out to be a house with one floor and one ground floor.

Xiao Man asked Da Zhuang: "What do you think of this place?"

Da Zhuang looked around curiously, and said, "It's okay, although the place is small, it has everything, and there is no need to share the rent with people."

Xiaoman smiled and said, "I think so too." Turning around, he asked the woman, "How much is the rent for this house?"

The woman boss said reluctantly: "Didn't you say you want a good house and a good environment? I'm afraid this is not up to standard, right? Besides, you said you wanted to buy a house at the beginning. This house is an illegal building without property rights. You should change it. Let's see."

The woman just happened to be here on the way and said to show them. If she had known that they would have taken a fancy to them, she would not have brought them to death.The woman was about to cry, thinking, boss, aren't you lying?You said at the beginning that you wanted to rent such a dilapidated house, why should I bother?Almost all the houses in this district were picked out for you.

In the end, Da Zhuang rented the house at a monthly rent of 500 yuan.On the first day of moving in, Da Zhuang said guiltily: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, we are new here, and you will be wronged a little. Once you get a firm foothold, you will definitely..."

Xiaoman interrupted him and said: "Your plan is too slow, and it's too hard, I can't wait. I just want to live in this crappy house for two months, three months at most, and I'm about to move out." Come on, you don't want your son to grow up in this environment, do you?"

Da Zhuang blushed, looked at Xiao Man, and said, "Then I will look for a job tomorrow, find two or three jobs..."

Xiao Man laughed and asked, "How much money do we have on hand now?"

Da Zhuang said: "I originally had 7000 yuan, but I spent a few hundred yuan on the road, rented a house and spent [-] yuan, and there are [-] yuan left."

Xiaoman thought for a while and said, "Buy a computer first."

Da Zhuang thought he heard it wrong, and said, "Huh?" What kind of computer should I buy? Is it because Xiaoman is bored at home and wants to play computer games?Although Da Zhuang loves the money, he loves his wife even more. With a pinch of toothache, he said cruelly: "If you want to buy it, buy it. I will go out to find something to do tomorrow. If you are bored, just play with the computer."

Xiaoman let out a "poof" laugh and said, "Da Zhuang, who do you think I am? Oh, you work hard outside, and I play computer games when I don't have enough sleep at home? I'm that kind of A heartless person?"

Xiao Man stared at Da Zhuang and said, "Da Zhuang, I was wondering if we should take a gamble. I thought about it. It's too slow to open an online store, and the part-time job is too hard. Let's start our own business. I have a wonderful The idea is guaranteed to make money, and it will be made soon. It’s just that doing business requires capital, and we don’t have it. Now, we can only gamble.”

Da Zhuang asked blankly: "Gambling? Gambling? Where to gamble? Besides, gambling is illegal..."

Xiaoman snorted and said, "It depends on what you are betting on. What I bet is the gambling encouraged by the state, warrants! Let's speculate on warrants! That's why I have to buy a computer, and I can trade at home!"

Da Zhuang didn't understand, Xiao Man became more confused after explaining to him what the warrants were, and said, "You just said that the warrants are actually waste paper with no real value, so why are you still speculating?"

Xiaoman said: "If you haven't played these things, you don't know. Our country's stock market is hyped every time it's new, and even bullshit is sought after. Now that the warrants have just come out, many people are waiting and watching, not daring to sell easily. But, Just look at it, there is no price limit on warrants, and you can buy and sell unlimitedly within a day. If you operate well, the profit margins are very large, and the market will rise soon. Let's take the opportunity and start the business with the money we get funds."

"However," Xiao Man looked at Da Zhuang and said, "Everything has risks. I will try my best to operate carefully. However, if it fails, the money will be gone, and you still have to bear the result. Da Zhuang, you Would you like to let me bet on this? I plan to set aside the money for our meals, and use the warrants for the rest, and enter the market with 3 yuan. If the bet is good, we can have a good start. If the bet is not good , the 3 yuan is gone, and the responsibility of supporting the family is still on your shoulders, so you have to work harder."

Da Zhuang gritted his teeth and said, "Let's bet. I also hope that you and your son can live a good life as soon as possible."

Immediately, Da Zhuang and Xiao Man went to the stock exchange to open an account and set up an online trading entrustment, and then went to buy a laptop and came back. The next day, Xiao Man could start to operate.

The first climax of warrant trading came very quickly. A certain type of warrant with a current price of only a few cents reached more than one yuan in just one week, an increase of 3 times, and Xiaoman happened to buy this type. Grasping this wave of market buying and selling high and buying low, he even turned over 50 times the 150 yuan entered into the market and turned it into [-] million. He was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, and said: "This thing is too good! Make money. Why don't you keep doing it?"

Xiaoman clicked the confirmation button of "Sell" and said: "This is our luck. If you are unlucky, the 3 yuan will be gone all at once, and there will be no blisters. I have played futures before, and the 10 yuan start-up Funds, I got 8 million, but..." Xiaoman shrugged and said: "In the end, it was 2 yuan. I also lost [-] yuan. Later, I understood, playing futures, stocks, warrants Of these, the most important thing is the mentality of accepting as soon as you see it, no matter how lucky or skillful you are, as long as you keep playing, you will lose money one day. So, when we receive this sum, let’s stop.”

Da Zhuang admired his daughter-in-law so much, he said, "Then what's next?"

Xiaoman said with a smile: "Of course you have money, you have to change the house, and after that, let you go back to your old profession."

Da Zhuang said blankly: "Old business? What? Farming?"

Xiao Man curled her lips and said, "Do you still remember the three pigs we sold An Ping?"

Thinking of the past, Da Zhuang couldn't help laughing, and said, "Xiao Man, you can be considered a fool, and you actually tricked that person into buying them all at once."

Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly: "How can it be a lie? I am selling a healthy life concept. I am happy to sell, and others are happy to buy. It is a win-win situation, do you understand?"

Da Zhuang said: "Okay, okay, you are amazing."

Xiaoman continued: "People in rural areas have a sense of healthy living, let alone people in cities? So, I thought, let's simply promote Pig An'an as a project."

Da Zhuang couldn't keep up with his train of thought, and said, "How to promote it? You mean let's set up a farm to raise pigs?"

Xiaoman frowned, and said, "Why do you have to raise it yourself? Can't we buy it? Just add the gimmick of pig peace. Do you remember the Lefu supermarket we went to when we first came? The fresh food in it There are all kinds of meat at the counter. I heard a few salesmen inside say that the quality of the meat sent by the farmers is not good, and sometimes it is not fresh. The purchasing department of the supermarket is definitely not willing to go to the countryside to deal with individual farmers, but we can do this. Da Zhuang, you have raised pigs yourself, and you know all about it. The key now is how to Put the received hair pigs under the name of Zhu An Nian. At that time, the pork we supply will be of good quality, variety, and the health concept of Zhu An Nian. Will it be difficult to sell? And supermarkets will also wish for it. Instead of selling it There is no brand and no quality assurance of pork, and it is necessary to deal with farmers. It is better to use a middleman like us. As long as we ensure that the best and freshest pork is delivered every day, the supermarket purchasing department has no reason not to use it. And the supermarket directly meets For customers, it is an excellent publicity window, as long as we gain a firm foothold in a supermarket, there will be endless business opportunities in the future. Isn’t this the beginning of a good business?”

Da Zhuang's eyes lit up.