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After Da Zhuang returned home, he happily told Xiao Man about this matter, and Xiao Man was so angry that he wished he could pick his ears or flick his forehead, and said angrily: "How can you believe such words? You stupid Not stupid? How can a man conceive a child? Where can I conceive, can you tell me?"

Da Zhuang glanced at Xiao Man's belly quietly, and said in a low voice, "Don't men have stomachs too? Just use their stomachs to conceive."

Xiaoman laughed angrily, and said: "But the structure under the stomach is different, don't you understand? Women have uteruses, so they can conceive children, but how can men have them? Tell me, where can I use them to conceive for you?"

Seeing Da Zhuang blushing and embarrassed, Xiao Man took the opportunity to ridicule him and said, "It seems that besides teaching you English, I also have to give you a supplementary physiology and hygiene class! This is too uncommon sense You really don't understand science. Or, you've been so cool these days, that when you ejaculate, you even ejaculate all the brains in your brain, so that you can do such a mindless thing?"

Da Zhuang was very frustrated when he told Xiao Man, and he himself felt that it was too boring. He hung his head and walked out, but Xiao Man called him, "Where are you going! I haven't finished talking yet!"

Da Zhuang stood still with a bitter face.

Xiaoman said: "Immediately go find the old liar and ask him to get the money back! You can say it yourself. You are reluctant to eat or use it. You want to spend half of every penny, but you give 1200 yuan to the liar. flower!"

Da Zhuang said sullenly: "Old Liutou is quite famous, and he has cured many strange diseases of our villagers. Also, you see, our family has a book about the unsolved mysteries of the world. There are so many weird things that science can’t explain! Maybe the old man Liu really knows some strange things, and he told us because he has a good relationship with us! Anyway, I’ve given you all the money, so let’s try it out, and you can get pregnant. Happy event, if you can't conceive, he has to refund at least half of it to us."

Xiaoman looked at him like that, his heart softened again, and he said in a low voice: "It's definitely not possible. Why do you... oh, forget it, actually, I don't care about the more than 1000 yuan, I'm afraid that you... so excitedly , worked for a long time, but in the end, I was happy in vain. Because it is obviously impossible! How much money is nothing! It doesn’t matter if it’s given to that old Liu head for free, but he can’t deceive our feelings!”

With a disappointed expression on his face, Da Zhuang said in a low voice, "Okay then, I'll go get the money back."

Xiao Man suddenly stopped him again and said, "Don't worry. It's okay to leave it with the old man for a while and let him keep it for a while. They are all from the village, and they are so deceitful. Just asking him to come back is taking advantage of him!" "

Da Zhuang said listlessly: "Oh. That's fine. Anyway, I know his family, so I can't run away. It's okay to go back in two days."

Looking at Da Zhuang, Xiao Man couldn't bear it, pulled his arm, and said in a low voice, "Do you really want a child so much?"

Da Zhuang nodded involuntarily and said, "Yes."

Xiao Man sighed and said, "Then let's adopt a child."

Da Zhuang's expression darkened, and he said, "Let's talk about it later. There's no rush."

Xiao Man thought that for a person from a peasant family like Da Zhuang, no matter what, he would inevitably have the idea of ​​inheriting the family line. If he wanted a child of his own, he said cruelly, "You can also be a surrogate."

Da Zhuang didn’t understand what surrogacy is, so Xiao Man explained it to him. Da Zhuang understood, but he was still unhappy, and said, “It’s still with a woman? It’s the same as the surrogacy in our rural areas. , It’s just that you people in the city have made it a little more mysterious, so you don’t need to do it, use some medical equipment instead.”

Xiao Man looked at Da Zhuang with a slight smile, and said, "Is this feasible? No matter what, it's always your own flesh and blood."

Da Zhuang hooked his head and thought for a while, then shook his head like a rattle, and said, "That might as well be adopted. I feel uncomfortable thinking that I was born to me by a woman I don't know, Xiao Man, you must be too." I won't be happy. It's sunfair!" Da Zhuang actually expressed his feelings in a sentence of English he learned, which made Xiao Man laugh.

Da Zhuang said sadly: "Actually, I don't really want a child. It's troublesome. Besides, it's difficult to support myself and my wife now that I'm so poor. It's just that I just want to try it out after hearing what old Liu said so mysteriously." .”

Xiao Man actually understood what Da Zhuang meant. He wanted a child with the same blood as the two of them.Just, how is this possible?

Xiaoman also felt a little melancholy, bit her lip, and remained silent.

Da Zhuang suddenly smiled and said: "How about, let's go to the hot springs, hehehe, we haven't interviewed outside yet, maybe it will be very cool. Even if there is no shadow of being pregnant, let's just go Let’s have some fun. The day after tomorrow is fifteen, I’ll take you there, find a cave over there after soaking in the hot springs, and come back after a night’s sleep.”

Xiaoman's eyes lit up, and he suddenly became eager to try, and said, "Sleep in a cave all night? Do you want to light a bonfire?"

Da Zhuang said casually: "Order what you want, or you may be cold, I don't care."

Xiaoman was delighted when he heard it, and said: "Now that the bonfire is lit, we can roast pheasant! I've always wanted to try Hong Qigong's beggar chicken, but I just can't make it. I don't know if it's really that delicious. "

Da Zhuang immediately said: "Oh, I will, um, and I can also roast hare for you, which is also delicious."

Xiaoman was so happy that he couldn't find the north, and said, "That's great! Hot springs, camping, and roasted game are all my favorites!"

Da Zhuang sighed inwardly, thinking: If I knew earlier, I could drive people away with a little something delicious and fun, so why should I bother to tell Xiao Man about that!He said in vain! But he replied in a hurry: "These are easy. Let's do it this way. Let's not hold on to it. Let's just take it for fun and relax. You've been lying in bed every day, isn't it uncomfortable? Husband Take you out to play."

Xiao Man rolled his eyes at him.

On the day of the fifteenth day, Da Zhuang and Xiao Man had some dinner at three o'clock in the afternoon and prepared to head for Qinglian Mountain.

Before leaving, Da Zhuang suddenly remembered and said to Xiao Man who had already stepped over the threshold: "Wait a minute."

Running back to the room again, Da Zhuang dug out a suit of clothes and a pair of hiking shoes from the cabinet, handed them to Xiao Man, and said, "You wear this, these are the clothes and shoes you were wearing when I found you, I will give you all After washing it, I'm just waiting for the day you can wear it and go out!"

Xiaoman took a look and saw an orange jacket and a pair of waterproof and quick-drying double-layer trousers, and the shoes were thick hiking boots, all of which were from internationally famous brands, North Face, and felt a little emotional: that time It's really hanging by a thread!Fortunately, I met Da Zhuang!

Suddenly, Xiao Man felt a little dizzy in front of his eyes, causing his body to shake slightly. Da Zhuang hurriedly supported him and said, "What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable? If you're not in good shape, I won't go."

Xiaoman shook his head and said, "No, I...just thought a little...as if I wanted to remember something, but...forgot..."

A puzzled expression appeared on Xiaoman's face.Indeed, the feeling he had just now really seemed to recall some clues, but just as he was concentrating on trying to grasp that feeling, he was like a child chasing a balloon before he reached the string of the balloon with his little hand , but still failed to catch it, and could only watch it slip away.

do not care!When it's time to think of it, I will naturally think of it!Xiao Man shook his head, smiled at Da Zhuang, and said, "Okay, you go out for a while, I'll change clothes and we'll go."

Da Zhuang originally wanted to say, we are a young couple now, why do you want me to avoid you changing clothes!Where are you I haven't seen?

However, for Da Zhuang, who is simple in nature, even though he is his own wife, it is really not his style to say such flirtatious words in broad daylight, so he went out honestly.

All of a sudden, Xiaoman came out after changing his clothes. The orange jacket fabric reflected the sun's rays, making Xiaoman's beautiful face even more beautiful. Da Zhuang was amazed and said, "Daughter-in-law, you really nice."

Xiao Man chuckled and said, "Be normal! Don't drool at me outside! Now go away."

"Oh."