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Xiao Man said listlessly: "Why do you go to the hospital? Anyway, Lao Liu is coming soon, so why don't you ask him to have a check-up? I'm too lazy to go there."

Da Zhuang puffed up his eyes, and said firmly: "No! Old Liu's eyes are not X-rays. How can he see the bones in you? It's better to go to the hospital for an examination to be safer! Besides, the money for medical treatment has been saved , the money for the re-examination must not be saved. You must go! Besides..."

Da Zhuang stopped, gritted his teeth, and then continued: "Besides, I can't see that old Liutou groping your chest, damn it, he is taking advantage of you!"

Xiao Man blushed with shame, and said: "Old Liu is a doctor, how can he have the crooked ideas you mentioned? Besides, what can I ask him to take advantage of as a man? Maybe he prefers to touch the east entrance of the village. Some widow."

Da Zhuang laughed, and said, "Xiao Man, you are so talkative, you guessed it right. Lao Liu did have something to do with a widow in a neighboring village, but I heard that they are not together now. I don't know what happened."

Xiaoman took the opportunity to run on him: "You still gossip about me? Don't you yourself like to inquire about other people's messy things?"

Da Zhuang smiled generously and said: "I didn't go to inquire specifically, I just heard it by the way. When someone was talking, a few words drifted into my ears, and I heard them."

Da Zhuang immediately asked: "Xiao Man, what do you want to eat tonight, there is fish and bastard, let's have whole braised fish nuggets and bastard soup, and two more vegetarian dishes, okay?"

Xiaoman saw that he was still busy holding a finger that had been coated with iodine and then covered with a band-aid, so he hurriedly stopped and said: "Your left hand can't go into the water, and you kill fish and scales, it's definitely not possible, and the wound will be seriously infected." Septicemia. Just get some noodles to eat, otherwise, I will do it, and you will give technical guidance."

How could Da Zhuang ask Xiao Man to get up to cook, he hurriedly pressed him to lie down to rest, and ran to the stove like a gust of wind, worked tinkly for a while, and came back with two big bowls.

Now that Xiao Man was able to get up by himself, he refused to ask Da Zhuang to feed him. Da Zhuang took a small bench, wiped off the dust on the legs of the stool, put a noodle bowl on the bed for Xiao Man, and said worriedly: "Be careful." , don’t knock the bowl over, why don’t I feed you.”

Xiaoman said slowly: "No need. I have enslaved you for so long, today I will give you a holiday."

Da Zhuang also made a rare joke, saying: "Don't, it's okay, I am willing to be enslaved by you, a capitalist, and it doesn't matter if I don't have a holiday."

Xiao Man glanced at him and said, "If you want to be a slave for the rest of your life, why don't you?"

Seeing that Da Zhuang was stunned, Xiao Man smiled lightly and said: "Cut! Seeing that you feed chickens, ducks and pigs every day, and then feed me after feeding pigs, I actually really mind it, okay, I don't want you for a long time Hello!"

Da Zhuang hastily argued, "What does that matter? I wash my hands every time before I feed you!"

Xiaoman ignored him, took his chopsticks and got up to eat the noodles in a slow manner. Da Zhuang stopped forcing him, took the noodles and sat down opposite him, and ate them facing each other, and finished eating in a few strokes.

Xiaoman watched him put away the bowl, and told him: "You don't need to wash the bowl, just put it in the basin to float overnight, and tomorrow you will wake up after washing it casually with your right hand."

Da Zhuang agreed to go, and when he came back later, he started to work again, weaving something in a bamboo basket.

Xiaoman said helplessly: "Your hands are hurt, so you can't just sit idle?"

Da Zhuang said without raising his head, "If you hurt your hand, you have to eat. What if you don't work? This is called minor injuries. It's okay, don't worry about it."

Now that Xiaoman can turn over, he turned sideways to see him making, and said curiously: "What are you making? It looks like a waist drum."

Da Zhuang explained: "This is a fish basket, and it can also catch bastards and other things. Look, the two ends are deliberately made small and the middle is big, and then the hemp rope is thinned to make a net, and the fish and bastards swim in. Then I can’t get out. In this case, I put one in the river before I go to work in the morning, and take it back at night when work is over, and I can usually catch something, saving time-consuming fishing.”

Xiaoman said: "Then you don't rush to get it right now. You can edit it when your hand is better."

Da Zhuang said: "Why don't you rush, hurry! I was thinking that you didn't eat much of the bastard fish you caught a few days ago, and you kept them in the tank. Why don't you go to the town hospital for an examination Konger took it to the town and sold it. The price of this wild beetle is good, and it can only be sold for a few dozen yuan. We simply delay our trip for a day, and I will catch some more and sell them. The money from the sale can buy some other supplements for you Eat, if you are tired of eating, you can change your taste."

Xiao Man was so angry that he lifted the quilt and said, "Why are you so unafraid of death? That's why Wang Ba bit him hard, and he still wants to catch him before he learns his lesson!"

Xiao Man suddenly came to his senses, looked at Da Zhuang, and said, "Are you out of money? I remembered that you told me last time that you only had 2000 yuan, and later you bought piglets, feed, and daily meals." The cost of taking medicine, do you..."

Da Zhuang interrupted him and said: "I have money. I sold a gold dragon and phoenix bracelet my mother gave me. I thought it could only be sold for a few thousand yuan, but I didn't expect it to be sold for 2 yuan. Wait a minute." This pig is grown and can be sold for another 1 yuan, Xiao Man, don't worry about money."

When Xiaoman heard this, she was surprised and guilty at the same time, and said in a low voice: "Why... where did you sell it, and buy that bracelet back!" The things that Da Zhuang Niang left for Da Zhuang are the most precious souvenirs. Besides, it might contain information about Da Zhuang's life experience, so how could it be sold?This guy, really, didn't even discuss it!

Da Zhuang lowered his head and continued to weave the net in his hand, and said in a low voice, "I knew you would be anxious if you told the truth! It's okay, the style of that bracelet has long been outdated, and it's meaningless, it's better to change some money and go first." After this period, when you have money later, you can buy a better one.” What Da Zhuang couldn’t say was, how could he buy it back after all the money was spent?It's a pity that it's a pity, but my father said back then that if something is not expensive, you need someone. Xiaoman's health is much more important than that dead thing, so let's sell it if you sell it.

Xiaoman stared at him for a long time, seeing that he never raised his head, knowing that he couldn't be persuaded to come back, this stubborn bull, so he had to forget it, sighed, and said: "In the future, see if you can try to buy it back, your mother will always leave it for you." A little thought."

After Da Zhuang finished the fish basket, he went to the utility room to get a lot of farm tools and started to repair the farm tools, because Xiao Man sat on the bed and watched TV, and Da Zhuang could see the wonderful things while working here. I can talk with Xiaoman.Fortunately, Xiaoman didn't dislike his knocking and knocking noises.

In fact, Xiaoman watched TV absent-mindedly. Most of the time, he was watching Da Zhuang at work, thinking in his heart that farmers really work hard, even harder than workers. Workers are tired at work and can always rest when they go home. Farmers also work hard at home. Don't stop, but this means being strong and diligent, and there are still lazy people among farmers, right?If you want to say a lazy man, isn't he a lazy man?Seeing that Da Zhuang is busy every day, but he can't help at all!

Xiaoman suddenly had a whim, and said, "Da Zhuang, I can get up now, and I'm bored anyway, why don't I help you with some work? Can you teach me something light and easy to use?"

Da Zhuang laughed dumbfounded, and said, "What can you do? Don't waste the materials I got back."

After hearing this, Xiao Man quit, and said angrily: "You underestimate people! I started as a child, and I have been a good hand from study to work. I am good at what I learn."

"Okay, okay, you can do it." Da Zhuang couldn't resist Xiao Man, so he had to give him the simplest job, rubbing straw rope.

Rubbing hemp rope is to use the waste rice stalks that can only be used for burning fires, and rub out straw ropes to tie things, such as tying vegetables, carrying fish caught in a slip, and so on. It just so happens that Da Zhuang plans to sell fish in the town If you sell bastards, you can use them.

Da Zhuang brought some rice stalks to show Xiao Man first.

First, rub the rice stalks to soften them, then weave a long one like a braid, and finally roll them into a ball and put them away, and you're done.

The rice stalks flying nimbly in Da Zhuang's hands were not the same in Xiaoman's hands, they were not at all docile, they couldn't be twisted into a rope at all, but some very hard rice stalks tied Xiaoman's hands Bleeding beads.

Da Zhuang hurriedly snatched the shapeless straw rope from Xiao Man's hand, and said, "Forget it, forget it, your hands are thin and tender, where are you doing these things! Now I know that the calluses on my hands are not white. right? Here, don’t be afraid of pricking.”

Xiaoman said angrily: "I can't help you with anything. Forget it, just be a rice bug with peace of mind!"

Tian Dazhuang said fascinatedly: "The rice worm is good. It is white, tender and fat. Xiaoman, you are a little thin. You can be a rice worm without worry. I will try to make you fatter."

Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said arrogantly: "I'm too lazy to tell you."

Finally when it was time to sleep, Da Zhuang pulled the light cord and said, "Go to sleep."

Xiaoman said comfortably: "Okay, now I can turn over by myself, and sleep is much more comfortable."

However, this guy Xiaoman was comfortable but still couldn't fall asleep, and after a while he complained that the sound of Da Zhuang turning over made the bed creak and disturbed him.

Da Zhuang said helplessly: "Is it possible for you to turn over or not for me to turn over?"

Xiaoman said arrogantly: "You can turn over, but can't you hear the squeak of your bed legs? It's like a baby crying. It's so quiet in the dead of night, it sounds miserable!"

Da Zhuang said: "Then what should I do? How about I go get four pieces of wood to strengthen the legs of this bed? Oh, Xiao Man, you can really make trouble in the middle of the night!"

Xiao Man thought, you pig!Why don't you understand such an obvious hint?Who told you to fix the bed in the middle of the night, I told you to sleep on my bed!

Xiaoman gritted his teeth, and finally said hesitatingly: "Forget it, I won't torment you, you are pitiful, I will let you sleep at the foot of the bed, come up."