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Tian Xiaoman looked at the axe, and saw his small black face with a pair of small eyes gleaming, and although his hair was in the shape of a ponytail, but because the hair was very hard and not docile, some dull hairs were curled up in a daze , Looking at it as a disobedient skinny child, he was thinking about what tricks he would need to use to subdue such a child to be effective.

Now it’s good to lie on the bed every day, eat and drink, and someone to wait on you. It’s even better to have a younger brother who can run errands at your command. Tian Xiaoman wonders if he has too much power and control, but he still thinks that even if It is because of the injury that the body loses its freedom, so it is necessary to watch all directions, listen to all directions, and adapt to the situation.But now, he wants to use this child as his own eyes and his own legs.

Sure enough, the axe saw Brother Da Zhuang go away, and thought that he had eaten his mouthful of beef, so he began to scratch the ground with his toes, intending to slip away. Then he came to the door of the room, and a cold sentence came: "Are you going to slip?"

Ax stopped wisely and said: "Brother Xiaoman, tell me what you want to do. If there is nothing else, I will go out and see if my sheep are hungry." In fact, Ax wanted to go out to play. A child who loves to play crazy is yelling outside, how can he hold back.

Tian Xiaoman sneered, and said: "You didn't promise you big brother like that at the beginning. Well, the legs are on your body, and you can leave if you want. However, you said that you will go to the city to go to elementary school in the next year. I looked at Xuan, for you who don’t know anything else and just know how to play foolishly, it is estimated that other schools will not accept you, even if you barely get in, you must be a repeater.”

As soon as the ax was on fire, he turned around and asked angrily, "Why don't they accept me? Why do I have to be a repeater?"

Tian Xiaoman said: "Did you know that elementary schools in the city have entrance exams? I'll just test you and ask you one question. There was a gecko climbing up a 10-meter-deep well. It climbed up 5 meters during the day. It slipped 3 meters at night, so when will the gecko climb out of the well?"

Ax bowed his head and calculated for a while, Tian Xiaoman saw him grit his teeth for a while, frown for a while, and finally returned to a blank expression looking up at the sky, and said: "I don't know. I can't figure it out! You can ask something simple."

Tian Xiaoman said kindly: "Okay, let's change the Chinese question. Can you tell a short story about Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

Axe has heard of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and is very interested, but he has no clue if he wants to tell a complete one. He stutters and speaks incoherently. Seeing Tian Xiaoman's narrow smile, he said angrily: " Don’t talk about it! If you don’t pass the exam, you won’t pass the exam! It’s a big deal not to study, it’s the life of a farmer anyway!”

Tian Xiaoman said: "One last question, who in the world gets old all of a sudden?"

Seeing that the ax still couldn't answer, Tian Xiaoman smiled and said, "It's the bride, because today is the bride and tomorrow is the wife."

The ax was aroused again and said, "Come again! I don't believe I can't answer any of them."

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Tian Xiaoman probably knew that to deal with a six or seven-year-old child, beating, scolding and intimidation is not enough, he must be convinced from the bottom of his heart.First he was restrained with three axes, then he pulled and coaxed him to hit the ground, which really bluffed the naughty boy Axe. Afterwards, Tian Xiaoman put on a friendly face and played chess with Axe, making Axe a horse and a pawn. Still killing the shit with the axe.

In this way, after one afternoon, Axe's view of Tian Xiaoman has evolved from a half-dead person lying on the bed to a very knowledgeable and powerful person. To have the ability and knowledge to be promising.

Here, although Tian Dazhuang has gone out, he has been restless all the time, thinking that the kid with the axe is naughty in nature, because no one cares about him, he wanders around the village all day long, and he has developed a naughty character at a young age, even Tian Dazhuang He couldn't completely calm down this kid, so he only did one or two of the three or five things that had been planned, Tian Dazhuang hurried back and returned home before five o'clock.

After returning home, Tian Dazhuang found that the bastard was obediently waiting for Tian Xiaoman's instructions. When Tian Xiaoman told him to go east, he dared not go west. It was like a student listening to the teacher. He couldn't help being surprised. Said: "Hey, this kid has been trained by you to change his ways? How can he be so good?"

Tian Xiaoman smiled and said: "Isn't it the effect of the beef you kept? Seeing that there will be no beef tomorrow, maybe you will be disobedient?"

Tian Dazhuang said: "Oh, what should I do? By the way, I caught a wild rabbit today and roasted it for you to eat. It tastes no worse than beef."

A hare was roasted crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, dry and fragrant and refreshing. With pancakes and vegetable porridge, the three of them ate very happily. After the meal, Ax automatically took over the job of washing dishes and cleaned up the stove house with Tian Dazhuang I left after it was clean.

Tian Dazhuang entered the room, brought in a plate of apples that had been peeled and cut into pieces, put them on the stool next to Tian Xiaoman's bed, and said: "The roasted rabbit will make you angry, eat some of this."

Tian Xiaoman said, "You eat too."

The two were eating apples, Tian Dazhuang hesitated for a while, and said: "Xiaoman, I have something to discuss with you, oh, I really don't know what to say, you have this injury on your body, you should go to the hospital for a review every half a month, and then Changing the dressing in the hospital. However, there is not much money left. Going to the hospital is not only for medical expenses, but also a chartered car to go back and forth... When I went to the market to buy piglets today, I met the famous Dr. Liu, a barefoot doctor, also treats bruises. The last time Mr. Laifu in the village broke his leg, the town hospital said it couldn’t be cured. In the end, he was cured by Dr. Liu’s folk prescription. I thought about it ..."

Seeing his embarrassed expression, Tian Xiaoman spoke hesitantly, and thoughtfully said: "Then try it. I'm too lazy to go to the hospital, it's really a toss, it seems that you carried me for a long way last time." , and toss you so tired that you are sweating."

Tian Dazhuang hurriedly said: "It's okay if I'm a little tired. It's just... originally I set aside 2000 yuan on purpose, thinking about follow-up visits and emergency services. Yesterday I thought that if Dr. Liu treated you, the cost would be much less , Sometimes he doesn’t even need money, just give some local products from the mountains, and then I saw piglets sold cheaply in the market, and some people are selling pig feed, saying that they can be raised in four months To become a big fat pig, I thought about it, otherwise, if the 2000 yuan is not needed for the time being, let’s buy a few pigs and feed that pig feed. If it can grow in four months, a pig will cost 1 yuan Jin, five yuan a catty, that’s [-] yuan, and raising four pigs is [-] yuan, if you’re still not well, I’ll send you back to the hospital, so you’ve got money.”

It’s really hard for a penny to be a hero. Looking at Tian Dazhuang’s eyes full of self-blame and hope, Tian Xiaoman’s heart is sour. In fact, what can Tian Dazhuang blame himself for? Isn’t he making long-term plans?Illnesses come and go like a mountain, and who knows when the injury will heal, even if the hospital means intensive recuperation, it doesn't say that it will be healed in half a year.The medical expenses are all spent, so why not drink the northwest wind?

The next day, Dr. Liu came. He is a skinny man in his 50s. He looks very mature and has sharp eyes. When he saw Tian Xiaoman undressing, he seemed a little embarrassed and hesitant. He curled his lips and smiled. , Said: "The old man is still shy? It's worse than the little wife. Didn't you just tell you to show your chest? Hehe, how many young wives saw me, they would take off their pants and lie down with their legs open. gone."

Tian Xiaoman looked at him in amazement, Tian Dazhuang had no choice but to explain from the sidelines: "Cough... Doctor Liu, he can... that... deliver babies. In our village, more than 100 babies are delivered by Doctor Liu."