Pick up a president's bun

Tian Dazhuang desperately told himself in his heart: This is a man!This is still a brother!Brothers and wives should not be bullied, let alone brothers themselves, let alone bullies!

However, the stimulation from the visual place made all the blood in his whole body rush three inches below the navel, making his mouth dry and his Adam's apple throbbing.

Tian Xiaoman was quite happy to see Tian Dazhuang's abnormal expression and heavy breathing, and thought: Oh, this guy has reacted!It shows that he is not a pure straight man!

During this time, Tian Xiaoman could only lie on the bed to recover from his injuries. His body lost his freedom, and his mind became very flexible. He analyzed his love and love object in his head: Tian Dazhuang is really kind to him, and he is sincere. Sincerely, without adulteration at all!Just like the sauce-flavored beef he made just now, because Tian Xiaoman praised it a few words, he refused to eat it, saying that he would save it for Tian Xiaoman to cook beef noodles for the next day, and when he was in the hospital, he was always worried about it. Worried about paying hospital bills, doing odd jobs to earn money, nothing more than to allow Tian Xiaoman to stay in the hospital for a few more days, but his own arm was injured, but he said nothing was wrong, and refused to even change the medicine. After spending more than 100 yuan, Tian Xiaoman scolded and forced him to go.There are many more similar things, Tian Xiaoman remembers them all.

It's not a relative, it's a stranger, but Tian Dazhuang saved him and treated him very well, isn't it because of love?Tian Xiaoman has high confidence in his appearance, and feels that as long as Tian Dazhuang is curvy, or half-curved but not straight, it is a matter of course for him to fall in love.However, after being with Tian Dazhuang for more than a month, he still didn't realize that Tian Dazhuang fell in love with him, because Tian Dazhuang's kindness to him was consistent, and there was no obvious phenomenon of rapid warming or rapid cooling.

Is Tian Dazhuang really straight?Or a straight man who doesn't expect anything in return?If it is straight and straight, Tian Xiaoman will be fine, he can really be a brother. However, Tian Xiaoman thinks that this brother who can hear "president" as "planting vegetables" is very likely because the living environment has been too simple and too It's hard, and he has no time or thought to think about the three inches below the navel, and he doesn't even know whether he likes a man or a woman, so the plasticity is quite large!

Tian Xiaoman was thinking about this question when he was lying in the hospital, and wanted to test him out, but at that time, he was in the same ward as the old lady, and there were four people living in one room, so how dare he talk nonsense?

Therefore, Tian Xiaoman, who was discharged from the hospital today, couldn't help but give it a try, unexpectedly, he succeeded!This guy is still responsive!If you're not a straight man, it's easy to deal with, otherwise, you'd have to bend him abruptly and say it's a repayment, how wicked!It makes sense now hahaha.

However, in view of the current situation where Tian Xiaoman is seriously injured and can neither get up nor get down, he didn't dare to tease people too hard, so he quit when he saw it, deliberately shrunk his shoulders and frowned, pretending to be cold , asked: "Is it alright? I'm cold with the quilt and clothes open like this."

As if waking up from a dream, Tian Dazhuang hurriedly waved the towel in his hand a few times, wiped him, covered him with the quilt, and said, "Okay, button it yourself." A certain organ under him that had turned into a beast hurriedly left.

Tian Dazhuang went out and came back after a long time, with a chill in his body, but a little blush on his cheeks, Tian Xiaoman suddenly felt a little guilty, he probably went to take a cold shower, it was so cold!Alas, this guy is really sincere.

Tian Dazhuang glanced at him and said, "Are you still asleep?"

Tian Xiaoman pointed to the pillow under his finger, found an excuse, and said, "What's in this pillow is always rustling, I'm not used to it."

Tian Dazhuang shook the pillow and said, "It's ginkgo leaves. My mother said that putting dried ginkgo leaves in the pillow will help you sleep better at night and be good for your health."

Tian Xiaoman believed this point, but when he turned his head, there was a "rustling" sound, which sounded like footsteps, which really made people a little scared. Thinking that this pillow was used by Tian Dazhuang's mother, Tian Xiaoman could not sleep. It's strange to be able to sleep.

Tian Dazhuang understood, scratched his head, and said, "The voice is a bit loud. I'll go buy some new cotton tomorrow and sew two new pillows for you. Tonight, just go to sleep."

Tian Xiaoman agreed and said "yes", but after turning off the lights, he still couldn't sleep, staring at the top of his head.

The blackness in the countryside is really dark, it is really dark, unlike the bright lights in the city, no matter how bright it is, there is a glimmer of light.In such complete darkness, there was the sound of the outside wind blowing the window lattice, which sounded like a child's cry, plus the "rustling" sound of the pillow that was brought out with a slight movement of the head, it was already a little bit loud. Tian Xiaoman, who had a bed problem, couldn't sleep more and more, and wanted to turn over. The chest injury made him unable to move easily, so he could only move his uninjured leg, arm, etc., exhaling depressedly.

Suddenly, the bed beside him sank, and a tall body fell down and lay beside Tian Xiaoman. Tian Xiaoman looked up, and in the darkness, his eyes shone brightly, shining with a warm light, with With a helpless pampering, he said: "This pillow keeps you from sleeping? I see you have been tossing about for a long time. Come on, don't want that, just sleep on my arm."

Tian Xiaoman leaned over obediently, pillowed in his arms, but carefully kept a distance from his body.

The two soon fell asleep, and at this moment, a woman's cry came, which made Tian Xiaoman tremble and woke up in fright.

In the middle of the night, this voice... Could it be that there is a female ghost?

Tian Dazhuang touched Tian Xiaoman's face reassuringly, and said in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, it's Brother Chunshan next door beating his wife! Alas, the houses in the countryside are not soundproof..."

Sure enough, although the woman's crying sound was intermittent, it was very clear, and at the same time, it was mixed with the man's scolding: "Crying? You have the face to cry? You've already had a three-girl movie, and all the hard-earned money I've earned is used to pay the fine of the super student." I can't give birth to a boy with a handle! Just lie on the bed and get fucked. It's serious when I give you a son. You're better off, don't allow it! You're still caught! Caught by your mother|forced ! Not for the sake of having a son, you think I'd be happy to fuck|you? It's all so loose!"

Tian Xiaoman understood it, but Tian Dazhuang was quite embarrassed, as if he had done something wrong, and said: "Brother Chunshan must have been drunk and beat up his wife, I'll go and see, Tell them not to fight..."

Tian Xiaoman hurriedly grabbed his arm and said, "What are you going to see? Could it be that you are her adulterer? So you can't watch it any longer?"

Tian Dazhuang was stunned for a moment, and with rare anger, he said, "Xiao Man, what nonsense are you talking about? How is it possible? I'm just going to start a fight, and besides, why don't you just wake them up after you've slept soundly..."

Tian Xiaoman felt a little sweet in his heart when he heard the second half of the sentence, as expected he was still for me, but if this guy went so straightforwardly, he would not be able to fight, and instead he would make a mess of himself!Then he asked him again: "Okay, you are not an adulterer, then, are you the village party secretary, or a village cadre?"

Tian Dazhuang shook his head blankly and said, "No."

Tian Xiaoman said with a smile: "Since you are neither an adulterer nor a management cadre, why do you take care of other people's housework or the housework of the quilt? You are not qualified for public or private use."

Tian Dazhuang was at a loss for words for a while, and said for a long time, "Forget it. I guess we won't be able to fight for a while."

It was true that we didn't fight for a while, and then Mrs. Chunshan's crying turned into a strange sound, high and low, like pain and joy.

Tian Xiaoman sneered and said, "People in rural areas are quite open, they still play SM!"

Even Tian Dazhuang could hear what was going on, his heart was beating violently, and Tian Xiaoman was resting on his arm, and his mind couldn't control what he saw when he was scrubbed earlier, his white tofu-like skin ,besides……

In the darkness, Tian Dazhuang's rapid breathing could be heard nearby, and the strange woman's voice could be heard a little farther away, which made Tian Xiaoman feel strange when he heard it, and finally, he said faintly: "That woman, Are you pretty?"

"Ah?!" Tian Dazhuang didn't know why, but he replied honestly: "No, she's not pretty, she's a little ugly, her eyes are bulging like goldfish, and everyone calls her Mrs. Goldfish. Why do you ask this?"

Tian Xiaoman raised his knee, rubbed against him, and jokingly said: "Then why do you become hard after listening to her voice? Thinking about her?"

Tian Dazhuang backed away in embarrassment, and defended himself in a panic, saying: "It's not her! How is it possible? Isn't it because of you? It's because of you..."

The words stopped suddenly, Tian Dazhuang thought to himself, it's over, and he accidentally said something terrible again!Why is this mouth so unguarded, always saying things that shouldn't even be thought about!