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Tian Xiaoman also murmured in his heart, he must be looking for Tian Dazhuang, who, he came here just after returning home, so impatiently, it can't be an old friend, right?Thinking of this possibility, Tian Xiaoman's eyes suddenly turned cold as if snowflakes were falling.

Unexpectedly, when Tian Dazhuang came back, he was followed by a seven or eight-year-old boy.

What type of situation is this?No matter how wildly Tian Xiaoman thought, it was impossible for him to think that this was Tian Dazhuang's illegitimate son, so he let go of his doubts, looked at Tian Dazhuang, and asked, "Whose child is this?"

With a helpless and depressed expression on his face, Tian Dazhuang said: "The grandson of Uncle Zhou's next door, smelling the smell of our boiled meat, came over to eat the meat."

In farmers’ homes, chickens, ducks and eggs are common, pork is usually eaten every now and then, and beef is very rare, because the cattle in the countryside are all cultivated cattle, which are equivalent to production tools. He will only get it to eat when he dies unexpectedly, unlike the ready-made beef sold in the town, because it is beef cattle from the slaughterhouse.But because the beef has been stewed for a long time, the aroma can't be blocked, so it attracts the gluttonous kid next door.

Is that all right?Tian Xiaoman looked at the child curiously, although the child had the shy and awkward expression that rural children often have when they meet strangers, but when his eyes fell on the sauce-colored stewed beef on the table, he ignored everything and became With an undisguised greedy face, the sound of swallowing saliva also came out, Tian Xiaoman was surprised and funny at the same time.

Tian Dazhuang patted the child on the head, and said: "Axe, call someone first, and I will give you some meat to eat. Come, brother Xiaoman is lying on the bed, call."

The child obediently called out "Brother Xiaoman", then stared at the plate of beef as if glued to it, swallowed and said, "Brother Zhuang, I haven't eaten beef for a long time. Oh, it smells so good, did you buy it from the town?"

Tian Dazhuang snorted, started to dig up old accounts, and said: "I haven't eaten pig intestines for a long time. Last time I saw you eating with a bowl, and asked you to ask for a piece, but now you come to my house to beg for it." Have you eaten meat? In fact, I was just joking to try yours, how can I really ask for something to eat with a child?"

The child giggled, staring stubbornly at the plate of beef.

Tian Xiaoman had never seen such a rural kid before, and thought it was quite fresh. He sniffed the smell of meat from other people's house by pawing at the wall until he heard that someone came to the house, and asked for meat directly. Moreover, Tian Dazhuang's expression of scolding the child was also very lively and interesting, which made him feel childlike, and said to Tian Dazhuang: "It's useless if you say it a hundred times. Look at his greedy look, how could he hear what you said?" In a word, you either give him something to eat, or you don’t. If you give it, he will come to the door after smelling it next time. If you don’t, he won’t come in the future.”

Tian Xiaoman's words are clear and correct, just don't give it, so as not to save this brat from sniffing the smell and rubbing the meat next time.However, Tian Xiaoman's real intention is just to test Tian Dazhuang's heart, to see if he treats everyone so indiscriminately, or if he treats himself especially well with distinction.

Tian Dazhuang really has a good heart, and he can't do anything to drive this child away and not give him any meat. However, Tian Dazhuang is not unprincipled in being nice to people. The beef is specially bought for Tian Xiaoman to eat in one meal. Don't save it and eat it slowly, eat it as a snack, Tian Dazhuang himself is not willing to move a chopstick, how can there be any reason for this little devil to eat a lot?So, Tian Dazhuang scratched his head and said, "This meat is cut too big, just wait, I will change the knife."

With that said, Tian Dazhuang took the plate and went to the kitchen, leaving the boy named Ax and Tian Xiaoman staring at him.

Tian Xiaoman looked at the child, and saw that he had shaved the "horse cap" head that country children often have, and his clothes were obviously short, so he knew that this child was probably nobody's care, otherwise he couldn't dress like this, so he asked casually He said, "How old are you?"

Axe said, "Seven years old."

Tian Xiaoman said casually again: "Have you studied? What grade?"

Unexpectedly, Ax proudly raised his chest and said: "I didn't go to school, but it was because the rural primary school here was too bad. My parents said they would take me to a big city to study primary school, but it hasn't finished yet, so they told me to wait a little longer." Year."

Tian Xiaoman asked him a few more words, and he figured out that this ax was a so-called left-behind child whose parents had gone out to work, leaving the child with his grandfather. He lacked control and was a bit wild, but he obeyed Tian Dazhuang's control. Yes, it may also be because Tian Dazhuang is a good person, just like just now, it is rare for a rural family to eat meat, not to mention the rare beef. Pushed somersault and shouted "Get out".

Tian Dazhuang came back with the second-processed beef, put a few chopsticks in a small bowl, handed it to the axe, and said in a rough voice: "Take it and eat it!"

After finishing speaking, Tian Dazhuang took Tian Xiaoman's meal and walked to the bed, sat down, carefully lifted Xiaoman's upper body, hugged him against his chest, and then started feeding.

Ax watched this scene in amazement.

Tian Dazhuang said angrily, "What are you looking at! Brother Xiao Man is fed only when he is injured, and you can eat it yourself when he recovers! You eat your own, don't just watch the excitement!"

In the impression of Axe, no one has been taken care of so meticulously. The last time the dog leftover went to the mountain to dig herbs and broke her leg, and no one took care of her. She was in a plaster cast and was bouncing around in the kitchen Cook and wash dishes for the man's son.

However, in the face of delicious food, the ax doesn't care so much. He picked up a chopstick of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, then squinted his eyes in enjoyment, and said indistinctly: "Mmm...um...delicious."

Seeing Tian Dazhuang anxiously, he said, "Eat slowly! It will be gone after you finish eating! Don't think about having more!"

How could Tian Dazhuang's beef slices with chopsticks held by the axe stand up to this little guy's chewing speed like a tiger descending a mountain?After eating in a while, the ax stared at the bowl in Tian Dazhuang's hand and the plates on the table, licked his lips and rubbed against Tian Dazhuang's side, saying, "Brother Dazhuang, I still want to eat."

"It's gone!" Tian Dazhuang knocked on his forehead and said, "Did I cook this meat for you? Just eat as much as you want, don't be greedy! This is specially made for Brother Xiaoman to replenish his body. Look, I haven't put my chopsticks down yet."

Ax stubbornly looked at the remaining slices of meat on the plate, gulped his saliva, and said: "There are still a lot of meat on the plate, give me some more. Besides, I didn't eat any at all. You put The meat is cut too thin, thinner than the toilet paper to wipe my ass!"

Tian Xiaoman couldn't help laughing out loud, this laugh was broken, the wound on his chest was affected, and the slightest pain started again.

Tian Dazhuang was at a loss, because Tian Xiaoman was injured and could neither pat nor rub, and finally turned into an ax to vent his anger: "Get out! It's good to give you something to eat, what a fart you are."

He asked Tian Xiaoman again with a worried face: "Are you okay?"

Tian Xiaoman waved his hand, indicating that he was fine.

The ax pouted, and said: "It's thin, I'm not wrong! You are too kind to Brother Xiaoman, the meat in my bowl is thinner than a piece of paper, and the meat in his bowl is thinner than a piece of paper." Big chunks, thicker than the head of chopsticks!"

Tian Dazhuang, who was exposed, was not ashamed, and said: "So what! It was stewed for him! You are better off eating for free, so there is nothing to complain about!"

The axe stared at him and said, "Hmph! A male general, being hugged and fed by you, you are so partial! In fact, you are thinking about your daughter-in-law crazy, and you hurt him as your male daughter-in-law!"

Tian Dazhuang originally wanted to rip a chicken wing from the chicken soup bowl and feed it to the axe, so as to coax the brat to leave, but when he heard this, he blushed up to the neck.

Because Tian Xiaoman was still lying in the crook of his arm, Tian Dazhuang couldn't get up and grabbed the nonsense kid and beat him, so he could only yell at him without any deterrent force: "Fuck you! Give you food and give me trouble It’s too late, you motherfucker who chews maggots!”

Axe said unconvinced: "That's what it is. Others love new wives like you! You must be like Zhang Daniu in Xinghua Village, you like men!"

Tian Dazhuang was so angry that he grabbed something from the bed and threw it towards the ax without looking at it. Fortunately, the ax dodged quickly and was not hit.

Seeing that Brother Da Zhuang was annoyed, Ax felt a little regretful that he shouldn't have provoked him, and guessed that there was no more beef to eat, so he stuck out his tongue, made a grimace, and ran away.

Tian Dazhuang's face was red hot, and he said hesitantly to Ueda Xiaoman's bright eyes: "Don't listen to that brat's nonsense, I'm not that kind of person, I..."

Tian Dazhuang was so anxious that he couldn't speak, he just groaned secretly in his heart, Xiao Man loves to be angry, last time the doctor said such a sentence and he still hated him, the little devil like axe is talking nonsense, calling himself not bad Well-intentioned bad seeds, Xiao Man still has no choice but... Heaven and earth conscience, I really have no bad intentions.

What Tian Dazhuang didn't expect was that Tian Xiaoman didn't look angry at all, seeing his embarrassment with red head and flushed face, instead he bent his eyes and smiled, saying, "Look at you so stupid!"