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Brother Planting Vegetables said: "That's unnecessary, I can't drink anything. But..." His face, which was pale from the pain of changing the dressing, suddenly flushed, and whispered: "I... want to relieve my hand .”

"Oh... okay." Tian Dazhuang hurried over with the bedpan and lifted the quilt for him. Seeing that he took off his trousers with trembling hands for a long time, he didn't know if it was because of the inconvenience of one hand, so he said : "I'll take it off for you."

Seeing that his face was a little red, he was probably shy. In fact, Tian Dazhuang was also a little shy, so he said: "The doctor asked to hire a nurse, and said it was [-] a day, but I was idle anyway, why did I spend the [-] and didn't hire you. Just treat me as a nurse."

Brother Zhongcai didn't speak, but withdrew the hand holding the waistband of his trousers, which meant that he should have acquiesced.

Tian Dazhuang stretched out his hand to take off half of his trousers, hesitated for a moment, and held his trousers.

There is no way, he can't get up now, and the nurse can only pee with the basin, and he has to align it, otherwise he is afraid of soiling the bed.

Both of them couldn't help shaking, and Brother Zhongcai simply closed his eyes and let them move.

Oh my god, this touch is so delicate...and, because there is no hair around it, it's even more...it's impossible for Tian Dazhuang to try hard to restrain himself from thinking about things.

But he didn't urinate for a long time.

Tian Dazhuang supported him so impetuously, and couldn't help but say, "Didn't you say you want to relieve yourself?"

Brother Zhongcai said helplessly: "The catheter has been inserted for two days, and it is sour and swollen. The more urgent it is, the more difficult it is to get it out."

It turned out that he was nervous!In fact, Tian Dazhuang was also nervous. Seeing this lively scene, the little brothers below all practiced standing at attention, which made his black face turn red, wishing he could throw away his hands and go to the toilet to solve it by himself.

In desperation, Tian Dazhuang whistled for him, as if coaxing a child. In the end, this trick really worked. The little brother of the vegetable planting brother suddenly swelled a lot in Tian Dazhuang's hands, and then "crashed" Make a spray of water.

After finishing, Tian Dazhuang said: "You really hold back a lot. Fortunately, my urinal is upright, otherwise I would have to pee on me."

Suddenly remembered that Brother Zhongcai had a temper, he thought he was a doctor, and he didn't say this well, as if he was molesting him, Tian Dazhuang immediately shut up and peeked at his reaction.

Brother Zhongcai was not annoyed, he just pouted slightly and said, "You are not a professional nurse at all."

However, just such a small movement made Tian Dazhuang feel unspeakable feelings, a little happy, a little proud, and a little shy... This brother is really painful, and, seeing that he is very fierce to others, Just treat me well...hehehe, no matter how you think about it, you feel happy...

In the afternoon, there was a knock on the door of the ward, and a nurse came in immediately and said to Tian Dazhuang: "The family members of the 16th bed, have you rested in the 16th bed? Now you can take him for a brain examination."

The results of the brain examination came out the next day.

The doctor took the intracranial CT report and told Tian Dazhuang: "The CT report showed that the injured had no intracranial injury, but only amnesia. Combined with the injury observation after the injured was admitted to the hospital, it also proved this point. He had no obvious symptoms. Symptoms such as headache, nausea, and vomiting indicate that he has no obvious intracranial injury. The symptoms should belong to retrograde amnesia. This kind of symptom is mostly caused by minor damage caused by the impact on the brain, and will not damage the internal brain nerve structure. congratulations."

Congratulations, you wool, the word "amnesia" is enough to knock Tian Dazhuang into a sap, and the most worrying thing finally happened!

This brother has amnesia, and if he can't contact his family members, it is tantamount to falling into Tian Dazhuang's hands. Thinking of the huge medical expenses that may occur, Tian Dazhuang really wants to cry without tears!

Tian Dazhuang said unwillingly: "How can I lose my memory? Didn't I just fall? How long will it take to recover my memory?"

The doctor said: "This is lucky enough. Let's analyze it. Most of the people who fall fall have broken legs or arms. Because the height of the fall is not high, and the distance of the fall is short, people will be useful." The instinctive awareness that the hands or feet will not hurt the vital parts of the body. However, he should have fallen from a very high place, and he has the awareness of body protection, so he covered his head with his hands and his legs during the fall. He was bent, almost spherical, and made a very good protective action, so he saved his life. Look, when he fell, he was accompanied by a large rib fracture in the chest, and his hands and feet were not injured. Then, maybe Because when the arm is released from the pain, the back of the head is also on the ground, resulting in slight brain damage and even amnesia. Let me tell you, in such a situation, it is lucky enough not to fall into a vegetative state, and the back of the head is full of nerves , I have also seen someone who fell to the optic nerve and lost his sight for life, so, you said, it is just a small amnesia, is it a blessing in misfortune?"

Well, Tian Dazhuang had no choice but to accept this statement. Brother Zhongcai’s broken ribs will heal sooner or later. With a little amnesia, he is indeed a hundred times luckier than those unlucky people who fell to death and became disabled. But, He just returned to the ward, and before he had time to discuss this matter with Brother Planting Vegetables, another nurse pushed in the door and said, "For family members with 16 beds, the prepaid fee for admission is almost the same, please go and renew the fee." .”

Tian Dazhuang paid 3000 yuan when he went to renew the fee. Touching the remaining 6000 to [-] yuan in his pocket, he no longer felt anxious at the beginning, and thought, "I'll sell that bracelet in a while, and that's all." Use the money, and when you run out, you can take the vegetable planter brother home to raise him, and there is also a barefoot doctor in the village who treats bruises, anyway, I will try my best to cure him."

Thinking of this, Tian Dazhuang became happy again for some reason, if the family of the brother who planted vegetables came to pick him up, Tian Dazhuang would still be a little bit reluctant to get along with him for so long.Now like this, brothers who grow vegetables can stay for a long time, which is pretty good, money, paper, just earn after spending.

☆, naming (repair)

Tian Dazhuang went back to the ward, took out an old mobile phone to check the time, it was almost five o'clock, and asked Brother Planting Vegetables: "It's time for dinner, what do you want to eat? I wanted to go home and cook chicken soup for you. Now it seems that it won’t work. Otherwise, I’ll go out and have a look and buy a copy.”

Having said that, Tian Dazhuang is really reluctant. This brother has difficulty eating now, so he can only drink some porridge and soup. He can only drink soup when he buys chicken soup, and Tian Dazhuang can only eat the rest of the chicken. Tian Dazhuang doesn’t like it. Eating chicken, I feel that the taste is very bad. I would rather eat a large piece of fat meat like salty roasted white meat. It is a pity that a chicken soup costs 38 yuan. I am sorry for the price.

Brother Planting Vegetables said empathetically, "Chicken soup is too greasy. I'd rather have some rice soup or soy milk."

Tian Dazhuang went down to buy it.

There is a row of small restaurants outside the county hospital, selling everything.Tian Dazhuang found a steamed stuffed bun shop and asked the boss if he had rice soup, how much it cost per bowl, and if he could pack it.The boss looked at him and said, "Rice soup doesn't cost money. If you eat something else, I'll give it to you. I only charge one yuan for the package." Tian Dazhuang sat down and ordered three large fresh meat packages and a bowl of polenta , I finished eating like a storm, and after paying the bill, I watched the boss pack the rice soup.

The boss used a long spoon to scoop up two spoonfuls of thin rice soup on the surface of the porridge, put it in a paper cup, closed the lid, handed it to Tian Dazhuang, and said, "Eat with a spoon or drink with a straw?"

Tian Dazhuang scratched his head and said, "Let's take a straw. Is this delicious? How about drinking it if it's tasteless? Add some sugar."

The boss glanced at him and said, "I bought it for the patient? What's wrong? Have you had any surgery? Can you wake up?" The boss has been selling food at the entrance of the hospital for a long time, and he has sold his experience. He is like a nutritionist who teaches himself without a teacher. Type, there is no charge, only to give enthusiastic advice.

Tian Dazhuang said: "Yes, yes, you can guess. It's a fracture, a bit serious, and the injury is in the chest area. It's only been two days since the operation, and I can't get up, and I can't sit up even after eating. Put more pillows underneath, and then..." Tian Dazhuang made a sideways movement of his head to demonstrate, and then continued: "It's the only way to do it, and I can barely drink some soup."

The boss thought for a while and said: "Then you can't give him this, the nutrition can't keep up. You see, how much nutrition does this rice soup have? It's okay for children to eat. The patient you mentioned should be an adult, right? Fractures. Fractures require nutritious food, otherwise how will the bones heal? Think about it, those half-grown children have a big appetite like a cow when they grow up, because they need to grow bones. So, if your patient has a fracture Well, rice soup alone is not enough. You have to eat some supplements, and you have to eat enough to heal quickly. Don’t be reluctant to pay. Think about it. gone."

Tian Dazhuang thought about it, stomped his foot, and said: "Then I'll buy him chicken soup and bone soup, but he said he doesn't like it because it's greasy, and he wants to have some light rice soup or soy milk. However, soy milk is only available in the morning. I don’t see anyone selling it, it’s really not good, can I buy him two boxes of milk?”

The more the boss talked, the more enthusiastic he became: "The milk is not good, and you are angry. Let me give you a suggestion. There is a milk tea shop over there that sells a kind of nutritious rice milk. It is different from our rice soup. The rice soup is made from porridge. To put it bluntly It is just water, but rice milk is different. It is ground with a special soybean milk machine. It is made by grinding all the rice into powder and then boiled. The rice is melted in it, and the nutrition is much higher. Moreover, in their shop There are many types and the taste is also good.”

Tian Dazhuang got the boss's advice, and hurried to the milk tea shop to buy rice milk. Sure enough, there are many kinds, such as peanut, oat, black rice, walnut, and some fruity ones.Tian Dazhuang thought about buying a cup of peanuts, leaned against the lid and smelled it, and it smelled of warm peanut syrup, which was very pleasant, and he couldn't help but praised the clerk: "Peanuts can be made in this way, you really think about it." Method."

Tian Dazhuang happily returned to the ward, waved his hand to the vegetable planting brother lying on the hospital bed, and said, "Look at the delicious food I bought for you today, a Taiwanese specialty!"

As he said that, Tian Dazhuang put another pillow under his head, raised his head a bit higher, then brought the rice milk cup with a straw to his mouth, and said, "Drink first, eat later of."

Brother Planting Vegetables drank the rice milk very appreciatively, although he drank it a little slowly.

Tian Dazhuang looked at his lowered eyes, long eyelashes drooping down, casting two arc-shaped shadows on the eyelids, showing his fair face and crimson lips more and more, and those lips were stuck to the thick transparent straw , When inhaling, the small Adam's apple moves slightly, making a small swallowing sound.It was the most natural small movement, but somehow it made Tian Dazhuang's mouth dry, so he hurriedly looked away, and at the same time diverted his attention and asked, "Is it good?"

Brother Planting Vegetables actually didn’t think the rice milk was delicious, it smelled like essence, and he really didn’t want to take advantage of Tian Dazhuang’s good intentions, so he tried his best to pretend to drink it sweetly. Hearing Tian Dazhuang’s question now, he thought He was also hungry, so he left a small half cup on purpose and said, "I can't drink it anymore."

Tian Dazhuang really drank the rest of the rice milk without disdain, licked his lips after drinking, and said, "It's okay. However, a cup of this thing costs six yuan, which is too bad. No. Is it just a little rice with a little peanut sugar?"

Is six dollars a lot?Brother Zhongcai has no idea, but judging by Tian Dazhuang's painful expression, it should be too much.He said, "Then don't buy this next time."

Tian Dazhuang said: "It doesn't matter, it's more expensive, as long as it's good for your health, you don't have to worry about it. If you can grow your bones quickly, we can leave the hospital earlier, isn't it better than throwing away the hospital expenses here?"

Thinking that this kind of Cai brother is a thoughtful person, if he said this, would he suspect that I disliked him and dragged himself down? Tian Dazhuang regretted it after finishing speaking, but he didn't explain it, because the explanation was useless, but the description became darker and darker. Tian Dazhuang squatted beside him, peeling the tea eggs and asking him questions, so as to divide his mind and stop thinking about it.

However, Brother Zhongcai still didn't let go, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I have troubled you so much during this time, I know in my heart..." He bit his lip and couldn't continue.

Eating and feeding, cleaning and wiping, and even taking excrement and urinating are all disgusting things. If you are a relative, you can have no grievances, and you and Tian Dazhuang are not related, and Tian Dazhuang can do this, which is really not something ordinary people can do.What's more, Tian Dazhuang is a farmer, and the money he saves is used to pay for medical expenses, thinking about it makes the vegetable brothers sleep and eat.He thought, if he really can't recover his memory, he would rather get better sooner, find a job to earn money, and fill up the hole quickly.

Tian Dazhuang put the two peeled tea eggs in a clean lunch box, flattened them with a small stainless steel spoon, and then fed them to the vegetable-growing brothers one by one, saying: "You should eat more. Eggs are not It’s a rare thing, but it’s quite nutritious, eat two for a meal, okay? Tomorrow I’ll go to the river to catch two wild crucian carp for you, and make soup for you.”

When it was about to go to bed at nine o'clock, Tian Dazhuang went to buy a cup of black rice milk, and said that he was told not to force the patient to eat when he couldn't eat, but he could eat less and more meals, which would be more scientific and make better use of the patient. absorb nutrient.

Brother Planting Vegetables couldn’t help it, so he had to drink another stomach full of warm rice milk. After finishing the drink, he stared at Tian Dazhuang and said, “You even said that it’s not worth it, so I still buy it!”

Tian Dazhuang chuckled, and said, "You'll be able to get a good deal after drinking. Alright, I'll fetch a basin of hot water to wipe you off, and you'll be able to sleep in a while."

When Tian Dazhuang wiped it for him, he said, "Hey, your sick clothes smell like sweat, why don't you change them."

Brother Planting Vegetables said: "Okay, let's change. Do you have a change of clothes?"

"Yes, I brought it at home." As he said that, Tian Dazhuang fumbled in a bag, and took out a pair of fancy clothes.

Brother Zhongcai almost fainted when he saw it, and said: "This...isn't this a skirt worn by women?" If someone forces him to wear this, he promises to throw the clothes in the other person's face, and then punch him, damn it Abnormal.

However, it’s different for Ueda Dazhuang. Brother Zhongcai knows that Tian Dazhuang is not that kind of person. This simple farmer brother definitely doesn’t have that kind of gossip and bad taste. The reason why he took out such a skirt for himself to wear , Most of them are reluctant to spend money to buy, thinking about it and forget it.

Sure enough, Tian Dazhuang had an ignorant expression on his face, and said honestly: "Ah, yes, it is my mother's clothes. Anyway, she passed by. No one wears these clothes, so you can just wear them for two days, anyway. You lie under the quilt all day, and no one can know that you are wearing a skirt."

Brother Zhongcai said in embarrassment: "No, no! How can I wear something like this! I won't wear it!"

Tian Dazhuang said: "Then touch your hospital gown yourself. It smells of sweat and blood. It smells bad! Isn't it uncomfortable to wear? You change it now, and I'll wash it right away, tomorrow afternoon Just do it, and come back when the time comes."

Tian Dazhuang explained to him that the hospital only provided one set of such patient gowns, and if it was not enough for changing and washing, the family members had to prepare it by themselves, and said: "It's not that I'm reluctant to buy it for you. Clothes are hard and rub your skin, not as good as this old one, which is as soft as cotton, so comfortable to wear and sleep in.”

Brother Zhongcai still refused, and said, "Find me one of your old clothes to wear. I won't wear this. It's a woman's skirt. How can I wear it." However, the tone weakened a lot, but, Still very confused.

Tian Dazhuang said helplessly: "My clothes are all made of chemical fiber fabrics, because cotton clothes are not durable, they will fade after washing in two waters, and they are easy to rot. I have never bought two cotton clothes, but the nurse said You need to wear cotton. Well, it’s really not possible, I’ll buy you the hospital gown from the canteen tomorrow, one hundred and twelve, let’s say one hundred and two.”

Brother Zhongcai stared at him for a long time, then lowered his head, and said in a low voice with a little grievance: "Forget it, let's change."

Tian Dazhuang said pleasantly: "You agree?"

Brother Zhongcai closed his eyes and let out a "hmm".

Tian Dazhuang quickly changed it for him, covered him with a quilt, and said, "Don't worry, no one knows that you are wearing a skirt. Who dares to expose your quilt? I am the only one who knows, and I will not tell anyone. "

Brother Planting Vegetables let out a "hum", and watched Tian Dazhuang roll up some rolls of dirty clothes, and took them out of the ward together with the basin.

Facts have proved that it is really convenient to wear a skirt, just poop and piss on the top, and the brothers who grow vegetables feel awkward for a while and then put it down.

When chatting at night, Tian Dazhuang took the initiative to enlighten him and said: "Don't you want to thank me and repay me all day. Actually, these jobs are nothing serious. I always do them. My mother has been paralyzed in bed for five years. I've been serving her like this for five years, and I'm used to it."

Brother Planting Vegetables could only smile, not knowing what to say.

It’s true that I simply don’t know how to express it. Although Brother Zhongcai doesn’t remember his surname or family situation, there is something in his consciousness. He knows that he was rich and powerful before he lost his memory, and that he owed others favors or kindness. Use today or a check to thank, but now, even if he has enough money to express his gratitude, he still feels that no matter how much money he has, he can't repay Tian Dazhuang.

Tian Dazhuang asked: "Brother, it's been a few days and I still don't know your last name, so I have to say hi, why don't you call me whatever you want, or how should I call you?"

Brother Planting Vegetables looked up at the ceiling blankly, and said, "Okay, but what's the name?"

Tian Dazhuang suddenly wanted to play tricks on him, and said: "Why don't you take my surname, I can't pick you up in vain, right? You can take my surname Tian and make me happy for a while. When you remember your own name, then Just change it back."

Unexpectedly, he readily agreed and said, "Okay, I will take your surname Tian."

Tian Dazhuang was a little embarrassed, as if he had taken advantage of others, he said, "I was just joking, don't take it seriously."

He said indifferently: "It doesn't matter. Didn't you say that your village is called Datian Village, and most people in the village are surnamed Tian? It doesn't matter if I have another surnamed Tian."

Tian Dazhuang thought about it, so he grinned his white teeth and said, "Well, your surname is Tian. Then what's your name?"

He turned his head, looked at Tian Dazhuang with a slight smile, and said, "I can't figure it out, please help me."

Tian Dazhuang said: "I haven't studied much, so I can't come up with a good name. You should come up with it yourself."

He looked at Tian Dazhuang, and said stubbornly: "You name it to me. It doesn't matter. Just follow your initial impression of me."

Tian Dazhuang thought for a while, laughed, and said: "I thought you had a good temper, but I didn't expect you to be so fierce to other doctors that day, so I will call you Tian Xiaoji." Just kidding, see if he will get angry , became fierce again.

He bit his lip in feigned anger, frowned and stared at Tian Dazhuang, then laughed out loud, and said, "It's over, I just left a record in your heart just once, and your image is completely ruined. You didn't even let go of the name, It’s hard for me to recover.”

Tian Dazhuang laughed and said, "Actually, it's not very fierce, just a little bit fierce. Let's call you Xiaoman. Tian Xiaoman, hahaha, you are a couple with my Tian Dazhuang."

Brother Planting Vegetables said nothing.Tian Dazhuang laughed "hahaha" for a while and found that his reaction was wrong, and said awkwardly: "What's wrong, I didn't name it, okay? Let's forget it."

Brother Zhongcai was indeed a little angry just now, and became suspicious, wondering if Tian Dazhuang did it on purpose, first asked him to wear women's clothes, and now gave him a woman's name.

If it was anyone else, Brother Zhongcai would have uttered the national curse of "fuck you" long ago, but after facing Tian Dazhuang's foolish joy, he lost his temper. In the end, he just gritted his teeth and said, "It doesn't sound good, I I don't like it. You change it."

Tian Dazhuang was in a dilemma, racked his brains, and finally came up with an answer: "Do you dislike the name we farmers gave? If you don't dislike it, I will say it. We have a saying here, "Xiaoman Daman, rivers are full, rivers are full, fields are full and warehouses are full." .It means that the ear of wheat hangs well in this solar term of Xiaoman, and the harvest of the year will be good. The omen is very good, so I don’t know if you like it or not.”

"Xiaoman, Xiaoman, Dazhuang..." He read softly, and finally smiled, and said, "It's really good, so let's call it this."