[Peerless Double Arrogance] The history of blackening of five good youths

If you have never tasted the taste of meat in the first half of your life, and you suddenly ate it all in one day, there are generally two possibilities: one is vomiting, because the stomach and intestines that have been a vegetarian for many years cannot adapt and digest; I couldn't stop eating until I accidentally ate so much that I wanted to vomit.

This principle also applies to Xiao Yuer and Jiang Yulang. These days, as long as the two of them stay under the same roof, their guns will go off after a while. Fortunately, as the January period is coming to an end, Jiang Yulang gradually gets busy. Otherwise, if the two of them disagreed, they would all die.

No. On the 30th, Jiang Yulang seemed to be deliberately freeing up time. From the first sunrise of the sun to the high moon, he did not leave the room for half a step. Watching the little fish take a bath while drinking.

"Looking at how serious you are as a vegetarian, I never imagined that one day you would be so addicted to wine and meat." The first time he had dinner with Jiang Yulang in the Chongniang's room, he was surprised that there were no vegan dishes, until Jiang Yulang picked up Putting a duck tongue into his mouth with chopsticks, he realized that vegetarianism was just a disguise of this person.

Jiang Yulang twirled the wine glass in his hand, and said in a small way: "'The spring cold gives Huaqing Pool a bath, and the hot spring water washes away the fat. The waiter helped her delicate and weak, and it was the time of Xincheng Enze.' There is a beauty like Brother Xiaoyu, I am not Those who have a way to abstain from sex, since they can’t abstain from sex, simply don’t abstain from alcohol and meat.”

Xiao Yu'er sighed: "I thought my mouth was the sweetest in the world, but I didn't expect that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky." Saying this, she got up and put on her robe, walked to the wicker chair next to Xiangfei and sat down. Down.

Jiang Yulang lifted himself up, wrapped his arms around Xiao Yu'er's neck, and after entangled his lips and tongue, he fell back on the couch, stroked his lips and said with a smile: "Your mouth is indeed the sweetest in the whole world."

Xiao Yu'er gave him a sideways glance, and knocked on the small table in front of him, on which was an unfinished endgame between the two of them.He picked up the chess piece, thought for a while, and then dropped it on the board, and then said: "'The spring night is bitter and the day is high, and the king will not go to court early.' You have spent these days here, and the old monster has nothing to do? Be careful not yet unified The world will encounter Maweipo."

Jiang Yulang leaned forward, also dropped his body, and said with a smile: "I didn't want to spoil the fun, so I haven't told you yet, Chongniang has already used the excuse of moving the soul to freeze people up, and now I am The new head of the Yan Pavilion."

Xiao Yu'er wondered: "Ms. Chong already has a way to deal with that person?"

Jiang Yulang nodded and said, "She asked me to wait for a month because there are still some unfinished business. Tomorrow, she will take that person to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, and she will never come back."

Xiao Yu'er said with emotion: "Although she is not young anymore, she is still beautiful, but the pavilion master is already old and ugly, but she is still infatuated..."

Jiang Yulang also sighed: "Wealth and honor cannot be promiscuous, poverty and lowliness cannot be moved, and might cannot be subdued. Even time is helpless."

The two couldn't help but think of the story of Ananda and the Matanga girl that Jiang Yulang told at the same time. Seeing the person in his heart go through the clouds and rain with others, but always giving without asking for anything in return, and silently enduring the suffering, they are really idiots. Moved by it, why can't they just give them a short life to stay together?

Xiao Yu'er didn't want to continue this sad topic, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Since the old monster is frozen, why do you keep me here?"

Jiang Yulang also laughed and said, "People don't have faith, so they don't know what to do. Let's talk about a month, just a month, and not a day less." He looked at the dark sky outside the window, then took out a manuscript from his pocket and handed it to him. He gave it to Xiao Yuer, "I owe you this, I give it to you now, and you must take it well."

Xiao Yu'er put down the chess piece, took it over and flipped it over, it was the second half of the Secret Book of the Underground Palace. Jiang Yulang promised to give him back the next time we meet, but luckily, it took nearly eight years for this promise to be finally fulfilled.

Xiao Yu'er was sore, but smiled, "You are so considerate, so should I repay you well?" He said while pulling Jiang Yulang's belt.Jiang Yulang had this in mind, and the two hit it off immediately, and quickly rolled into one place...

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In the early autumn morning, neither cold nor hot, the lazy sunlight shines through the exquisitely carved windows, then through the bed curtains, and shines on Jiang Yulang's face, making him wake up slightly, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw little Yu'er was also staring at him with a pair of big eyes, couldn't help being startled, and sat up quickly.

He had planned very well before, to put a Gu on Xiao Yu'er the night before, to erase his memory of the last half year, and then send him away the next morning, so that the sky will be high and the sea will be wide, and life and death will never meet again.But the person who was planted with the heart-wrenching Gu will obviously fall into a coma for a long time, how did Xiao Yuer wake up earlier than himself, and even saw himself, isn't this precious Gu worm blind for nothing?

The two stared at each other for a long time, Xiao Yu'er suddenly pointed at Jiang Yulang, and shouted, "I've seen you."

Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows, what's the matter?

Xiao Yu'er bit his lip and said, "You are...you are..." He wrinkled his face into a bun, but he couldn't tell who Jiang Yulang was.

Jiang Yulang's hairs stood on end, knowing that something was wrong, he quickly put on his coat and jumped out of bed, rushed out the door to find Chongniang.

As soon as Chong Niang entered the door, her nose moved, and then she looked at Jiang Yulang ambiguously, and said quietly, "You are indeed young..."

Jiang Yulang touched his ears, and told Chongniang what happened.

The more Chong Niang listened, the more ugly her face became: "Are you sure the Gu worm entered through his calf?"

Jiang Yulang nodded: "The farther the Gu is from the head, the less memory will be lost. I just want to erase the memory of him finding out that I'm still alive, so I've been very careful not to miss it."

Chongniang gave him a blank look: "During that kind of time, how dare you make a promise?"

Jiang Yulang looked up at the sky, not because he wanted to play the Gu at that time, but because the setting of the Frustration Gu itself is like this, okay?

The two walked around the screen and walked to the bed. Xiao Yu'er was still sitting on the bed blankly, maintaining the posture when Jiang Yulang left just now, and she was not wearing anything, not even a blanket.

Chong Niang looked at the various traces on Xiao Yu'er's body, then turned to Jiang Yulang: "The licentiousness is beyond measure."

Jiang Yulang continued to look at the sky.

Xiao Yuer looked at Chongniang, then at himself, and asked Jiang Yulang, "You did all of this?"

Even though Jiang Yulang was thick-skinned, he couldn't help feeling embarrassed, coughed, nodded, but refused to meet Xiao Yu'er's eyes.

But Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "That's great!"

Jiang Yulang's eyes widened, what do you mean by "that's great".

Xiao Yu'er continued: "Although I don't know the reason, I am a little confused now, everything I see looks familiar, but I can't remember anything, and I am worried that I have nowhere to go. Looking at this trace, you and I should be your love and my wish. Yes, I finally have some dewy feelings, I'll just rely on you."

Jiang Yulang narrowed his eyes slightly. Before he was concerned, he was chaotic. Now that he regained his composure, his first reaction was that Xiao Yu'er was pretending to have amnesia. He observed the expression of Chong Niang calmly, but was dragged out by Chong Niang's arm. Catch: "Go, go, get some food quickly, don't get in my way here."

Jiang Yulang knew that she was going to signal Xiao Yu'er's pulse, so he stepped out and ordered his servants to prepare meals, while he himself hid behind the screen, held his breath, and listened to the conversation between Chong Niang and Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er: "What's my concubine's name?" What is "concubine", we are normal male-to-female dating, okay?

Chongniang: "Jiang Yulang." How can you say such a name?You should tell him your pseudonym!pseudonym!

Xiao Yu'er: "Can men and men do that kind of thing?" You're ashamed to ask!

Chong Niang: "You should know better than me." This is true, true knowledge comes from practice.

Xiao Yu'er: "Oh, that's right...are you her mother?" Well done, hitting the bull's-eye.

Chong Niang frowned: "Am I that old?" Yes, aunt...

Xiao Yu'er: "Forget it, I'd better not offend you under the low eaves." Another slap. "But you're pretty good-looking." A sweet date. "Young lady, she still has her charm." Another slap.

Jiang Yulang listened for a while, but found no flaws. Just as the servant was walking in with the food box, he took the food box over and slipped in logically. He saw Xiao Yu'er sitting in his robe Beside the bed, Chong Niang stood aside with her hips crossed.

Jiang Yulang dog-leggedly set up a small table on the bed, put breakfast on it, motioned for Xiao Yu'er to eat, and then pulled Chong Niang aside to ask about the situation.

Chong Niang sighed: "This time, I'm in big trouble."

Jiang Yulang's heart tightened: "Would it be life-threatening?" Using Gu is actually quite dangerous, Jiang Yulang never dared to use it on people close to him, this time he had no choice but to think that something really went wrong.

Chong Niang asked: "Did he often take medicinal baths since he was a child?"

Jiang Yulang nodded, the masterpiece of Wan Chunliu's "Wonderful Hand Rejuvenation" in the Valley of the Evil.

Chongniang said: "The medicinal bath did help him temper his body, but over the years, some of it has accumulated, and one of them happened to collide with the heart-wrenching Gu, which caused the Gu to be restless."

Jiang Yulang pursed his lips and said, "What are the consequences?"

Chongniang said: "Memory is chaotic. He will remember some things and forget some things, but he can't be sure which ones he will remember and which ones he will forget, and he doesn't know when he will be able to fully recover, and whether he can remember the period of recovery after recovery. thing."

Jiang Yulang's head was as big as a bucket, and he said dissatisfied, "Then what do you know?"

Chongniang looked at her nails: "I have swallowed the Heartbreaker Gu with the King Gu, so his memory confusion will not continue to expand."

Jiang Yulang was helpless: "That's it?"

Chong Niang patted him on the shoulder, then stuffed a notebook into his arms, and said, "I'm going to take that man away, and I won't care about the Yan Pavilion anymore. Ah Jiu knows how to use the irritability Gu, but I know you have never fully trusted her." She raised her chin towards Xiao Yu'er, "Actually, this is a good opportunity, he is very smart, with my letter, you can let him take my place, both Keep people by your side forever, and don't be afraid of being betrayed."

Jiang Yulang shook his head: "He will remember everything one day."

Chong Niang smiled and said: "As long as you want, I can make him never remember."

Jiang Yulang suddenly turned his head, looked at Chongniang and said, "But I will never choose this way."

Chongniang shrugged her shoulders: "It's up to you... But, don't you worry about him wandering in the rivers and lakes alone? You should know better than him how many enemies he has made in the past few years. His memory is chaotic and his martial arts are greatly reduced. The idea is clever, and it has not been swallowed by others? Are you really willing?"

Jiang Yulang couldn't help looking back at Xiao Yu'er, and saw that he was sitting cross-legged on the bed, eating happily, with a relaxed expression unique to teenagers, like a child who doesn't know the world and dangers.

"Actually, you are really alike." Chong Niang sighed, and suddenly said, "You are all afraid, afraid of being betrayed, afraid of being abandoned, so you do everything possible to firmly control every important person around you. If you can't control it, you have to throw it away or obliterate it. He wants to plant a sympathetic gu with me, saying that husband and wife should die on the same day, year, month, and date, just because he is afraid that I don't want him and leave him behind."

Seeing that Jiang Yulang bowed his head and remained silent, she continued: "The reason why you chose Hua Wuque is because he completely adores you and is attached to you, and Xiao Yu'er... you are really unfair to your beloved. "

Jiang Yulang was silent for a while, took a deep breath, and said: "I understand, I will keep him, and I won't let him go again." He smiled at Chongniang, said goodbye, and walked to the bed Sit down and share this breakfast with Xiao Yuer.Whether it's true or not, the person in front of him has already made his choice. If so, he should also respond, and maybe there will be a happy ending in the end.

In this world, the best things are all obtained through adventure, and for this person, he is willing to take a risk.

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Thanks

At the end of a paper, there will be a letter of thanks, and at the end of a novel, there should also be an acknowledgment.

To paraphrase Van Gogh's words: Every author has a fire in his heart, readers passing by in a hurry can only see the smoke, only the real person can see the fire.

This is not the author's first time writing an article, but it is the first long and concluding article. Thank you for your support. Although there are some annoying readers with negative energy, most of them are lovely readers who bring positive energy to the author. , It is because of you that the author can persevere until the end, bow down, thank you very much.

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The author likes to read long novels, so I can't stop writing at the end. The choice to finish is actually not very satisfactory, and there are still some dark lines and foreshadowings that have not had time to surface.

For example, in Chapter 47, where did Jiang Yulang and Hua Wuque discover the cave in Murong Mountain, and who made the skeleton stored in the cave?

For another example, why is the demon king embroidered by Chongniang similar in appearance to Jiang Yulang?Why did she and Jiang Yulang establish such a solid trust that Jiang Yulang was willing to let the two of them leave while the former pavilion master was still alive?

What will be the final destination of Murong Jiu, Xiaojiali, Black Spider and others?

In the original setting of the author, Jiang Yulang finally gave up control of the Yan Pavilion in order to be able to be with Xiao Yuer, and handed it over to his more trusted subordinates, that is, Xiao Yuer met 4 times in total. However, the result was another big twists and turns...

Although the author has already thought about all the above, but because he is too lazy, he can only hang it like this. It is like the two-thirds of the iceberg under the water, and it is up to everyone to make up their own minds.

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There will be extra episodes, because it’s over, there is no pressure, and the author can write extra episodes as he likes.

You can comment, and the author will try his best to satisfy you, but if it is too weird (such as boys) or too dangerous (such as large pieces of meat, the author does not want to sit in the classroom), then you still don’t want it.

The author should be able to open new pits, but you must save the manuscript first. Before writing this article, you have saved 15 chapters. Now it seems that it is not enough. You need to save at least 20 chapters to open pits. Finally, I wish you all Be happy every day, there is no shortage of articles, and the articles you like will never be cheated!

☆, extra episode 1

[I just watched a MV, and I laughed so hard at the soundtrack, so I came up with this short episode...] Jiang Yulang sang: The moon is coming out, it’s bright and dignified, two women and one man, come and marry me together , three people sharing the same bed (≧ω≦)

Hua Wuque (bows her head, blushes) (＠￣︶￣＠)

Xiao Yu'er sang: The moon is coming out, it's so bright, the three of you sleep together on the same bed, and you're sandwiched between two wives, I'm afraid you'll die to see the King of Hades, hey!See Hades! ╮(╯▽╰)╭Hua Wuque (Surprised! Looking at Jiang Yulang) (⊙_⊙)

Jiang Yulang sang: Good brothers, listen to me, don't be afraid that I will meet the King of Hades. Although the blessings of Qi people are not easy to enjoy, it will not be difficult for me to be a man seven times a night, hey!Shichijiro! <(￣︶￣)>Hua Wuque (looking at Jiang Yulang with a look of admiration) (≧▽≦)

Xiao Yuer sang: Brother, you are really bad. You are busy picking flowers at a young age. Today you dare to tease my two brothers, and I will punch you all over the head!Hey!Full bag! <(￣￣￣)>Jiang Yulang sang: This younger brother is too rampant, who dares to marry home to be a wife, go away in anger today, dear brother, you will regret it, hey!Wear belly!

Hua Wuque rushed to sing: My good brother, don’t be angry, I’m willing if he refuses to come, I’ll sleep with my brother tonight, and there’s only one pair of mandarin ducks on the quilt (＠￣︶￣＠) (Winning at Jiang Yulang)

Xiao Yuer (Surprised! The flowers are intact) (⊙_⊙)

Jiang Yulang slobbered and sang (ˉ﹃ˉ): This younger brother has vision, but I am a piece of steel. If you don’t believe me, let’s try it tonight, and I’m sure I want you... Then pick up the person and exit)

Xiao Yuer (￣.￣) Good brother, good brother, don’t go, wait for brother... (chasing, exiting)

【The curtain ends】

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Reference material: Folk Rap Divine Comedy "Two Wives and One Man"