[Peerless Double Arrogance] The history of blackening of five good youths

Seeing that everyone was gone, Xiao Yu'er looked around again, seeing that there was indeed no one there, so he took out a small bulging package from his treasure bag and opened it. Disguised items.

Because time is short and there is no safe place for him to use without being disturbed, Xiao Yuer simply draws his own eyes small and sticks something on both sides of the nose. The appearance of a wretched boy with a bridge of nose.

After finishing all this, he found a secluded place and jumped off the eaves, then secretly went to the servant's room to get a suit of clothes and changed into it, pretending to be a servant of Murong Villa, swaggering around, waiting for an opportunity to make trouble.

He really wanted to go into the kitchen and drink some laxatives, but unfortunately, since the last poisoning incident, Murong Villa has been very strict in guarding the kitchen. To get in and out, you need not only a token, but also acquaintance with the two burly men who handle the door.Of course, Xiao Yu'er is not helpless, but he doesn't want to scare the snake so early, it's not cost-effective to let people chase him around before the excitement is over.

He first ran to the three sects who had just fought and inquired about it, and found that those people were indeed sneaky, as if they were planning something.He didn't bother to poke, but just ran over to interrupt those people when they were nervously plotting, to frighten them.Just kidding, if it is really punctured, what else is there to watch.

Xiao Yu'er wanted to go and clean up Murong Jiu first, but he heard from a little maid that Murong Jiu and the little fairy were not in the villa, so he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. Fortunately, Jiang Yulang hadn't left yet, so he asked first. Jiang Yulang sneaked into Jiang Yulang's residence while he was not in the house.

Turning to close the door, Xiao Yu'er looked at the gorgeous furnishings in the room, and couldn't help curling her lips. The Murong family's hospitality is so thoughtful, it seems that they are really thinking about recruiting Jiang Yulang as his son-in-law, but it would be good if this matter comes true At least it can make Jiang Yulang and Murong Jiu feel unlucky for the rest of their lives.

He rummaged through this and that, and when he came to the bed, he saw a package on the bedside, and unceremoniously opened it to look, but there were only a few simple clothes and a dozen taels of scattered silver inside. The one who piled up gold leaves is far behind, what a pauper.

Xiao Yu'er wanted to put some itch powder on the bed to make Jiang Yulang itch all over, but felt that it was early in the morning and there was still a long time before Jiang Yulang went to bed, so he couldn't see immediate results, so he simply lifted the teapot on the table and sprinkled it into it. He stretched his tendons a little, and was ready to let the hypocritical villain who abandoned him taste the feeling of weakness all over his body.

He was complacently imagining the scene of Jiang Yulang lying limp on the ground. With a "squeak", the master suddenly pushed the door open. He was still wearing a blue gown, and his whole figure was like a knotted bamboo, green and tall.Seeing that the boy dressed as Xiao Yu'er didn't even take a rag, he just pretended to wipe the dust on the table, he knew it, smiled slightly, and asked, "What is this little brother doing in my room?"

Xiao Yu'er quickly nodded and bowed, hiding the lower half of her face, "Master Jiang, the younger one is here to pass on the words of the owner, please invite Mr. Jiang to the front hall for refreshments, and when he saw no one in the room, he helped clean it up. I'll wait for you to come back."

Jiang Yulang lowered his eyes, and said slowly, "I see... But I just finished practicing, so I don't really want to eat. Thank you for your kindness."

Xiao Yu'er said "yes", but he was proud in his heart, any Mr. Jialan is only mediocre, he didn't recognize me at all, it seems that my disguise technique has been superb, but I changed it a little Just a little bit, you can hide it from everyone's eyes.

He bowed again, turned around and wanted to go out, but he heard Jiang Yulang calling him from behind: "This little brother stay a step." Xiao Yu'er was startled, on the outside he still pretended to be a timid servant, " Master Jiang, do you have any orders?"

Jiang Yulang sat down at the table in a leisurely manner and poured himself a cup of tea. Xiao Yuer was amused and hoped that he would take a sip quickly, but waited and waited, Jiang Yulang just dangled the teacup, and couldn't help it. Some anxious.

At this time, Jiang Yulang suddenly said: "My little brother has passed the message on behalf of your owner, how many places have you already passed it on? Is there any other place to go?"

Xiao Yu'er hesitated and said: "There are not many places, Mr. Jiang's is the last one."

Jiang Yulang nodded: "Then brother, do you have anything else to do urgently?"

Xiao Yu'er couldn't guess what kind of medicine Jiang Yulang bought in the gourd, so he was curious, so he answered along with him: "It's nothing."

Jiang Yulang was obviously very satisfied with the answer, "Then brother, go and empty out the night incense in my room, and then wash it well, I'm sorry."

Jiang Xiaoyu stayed on the spot. He never expected that the calm and breezy Mr. Pianpian in front of him would make such a request. He was too thick-skinned. He had repeatedly asked himself if he was in a hurry just to prevent him from taking This is an excuse to get away, it seems that he has seen through his true colors and wants to tease and tease himself.

At that moment, Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes and said, "Young Master Jiang, there are three urgencies in people. I suddenly feel uncomfortable. I need to make it easier. I can't help you pour Ye Xiang."

Jiang Yulang was not angry, but stood up, walked to Xiao Yu'er and said, "The ancients said: People have three urgencies: the urgency to shit, the urgency to urinate, and the urgency to fart. I don't know which one is my little brother?"

Xiao Yu'er almost rolled her eyes, can you say it in a less straightforward and polite tone?Also, which deadly "ancient man" said this kind of thing?He kept talking, but he refused to admit defeat in this contest: "To be honest, I am in a hurry to shit, pee, and fart."

Jiang Yulang still smiled: "It's nothing, I have a way to cure these three emergencies." Without waiting for Xiao Yu'er's reaction, he struck his acupoints instantly like lightning.Xiao Yu'er was not unguarded, but Jiang Yulang's attack was too fast, he couldn't dodge it in time, so he had to stand there obediently like a statue.

Jiang Yulang looked this "statue" up and down, then picked up the teacup on the table, and continued to say with a smile: "Come on, drink this cup of tea, and I guarantee that your need to shit, urinate, and fart will disappear." Xiao Yu'er could neither move nor speak, so he had to endure it forcefully, allowing Jiang Yulang to pour the cup of tea with added ingredients into his mouth, and then patted his chest to let the tea flow down.

After finishing these, Jiang Yulang relieved Xiao Yu'er's dumb acupoint, put the teacup away, and asked, "What is the little brother doing in my room?" But this time, there was obvious banter in his tone.

"You already know, and you still ask me?" Xiao Yu'er was very upset. Since he grew up, he has rarely been tricked by others. Even though his strength is not high, he is smart and has many thoughts. He calculated others, how could others be his opponent?But I never thought that I would be pecked by geese today after hunting geese all day long.

Jiang Yulang looked innocent: "I'm wronged, I really don't know anything." He lifted the lid of the teapot, looked in, lifted it up and smelled it, and then blinked to smell Xiao Yu'er: "What's inside? What did you put?"

Xiao Yu'er insisted: "Now I am poisoned and not you, what's the use of asking so clearly?"

"I'm sorry, I don't have much in common with you, and I'm afraid that the silence will be too embarrassing, so I just find something to talk about." Jiang Yulang was still tepid, "Also, next time you change your face, remember to change the look on your face. Cover the scar."

Xiao Yu'er is not a smart man, he was confused for a moment, of course he knew that his scar was a bit conspicuous, but he always regarded it as an important symbol of himself, as if no matter how much he changed or how much he hid, as long as the scar was still there , I am still Jiang Xiaoyu.

At this time, the effect of Ruanjin Powder had already taken effect, and Xiao Yu'er couldn't stand upright, and fell limply to the ground.Jiang Yulang looked down at him condescendingly, shook his head, said "History is always similar", picked up Xiao Yu'er, put him on the bed, relieved his acupoints, and took his pulse. He felt that the pulse was stable, but It was a little slower than normal, and he stopped talking, but raised his hand to remove the disguise on Xiao Yu'er's face.

Before Xiao Yu'er could figure out what Jiang Yulang was going to do next, he heard the door was knocked lightly twice, and a male voice rang out, "Is Young Master Jiang there?"

Jiang Yulang responded, and the voice continued: "Young Master Jiang, Second Young Master has an invitation."

Jiang Yulang slightly raised his voice and replied: "Your trouble, please tell Mr. Nangong, please wait a moment, Yulang will go right away." The people outside the door responded, and then the sound of footsteps gradually faded away.

Jiang Yulang turned to Xiao Yu'er and said, "I'm going to an appointment, so you can rest here first."

Xiao Yu'er knew that it was difficult for him to get away, and seeing that Jiang Yulang was about to leave, he said, "Aren't you afraid that I will yell and attract people from the villa?" Of course he would not attract people from Murong Villa to him looking for trouble.

Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows: "Why should I be afraid?"

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes: "Because there is a man hiding on your bed."

Jiang Yulang smiled, and there was a small, shallow dimple on his cheek. Unfortunately, Xiao Yu'er was lying on his back, unable to see it at all, so he could only hear him say: "I'm not a woman, there's a girl hiding on the bed. What is there to be afraid of in a man?"

Xiao Yu'er said meaningfully: "The addiction to broken sleeves, Long Yang's love, etc., the people in the world speak fearsomely, Mr. Jialan..." The last four words deliberately dragged on.

Jiang Yulang narrowed his eyes slightly, he swayed back, and sat back on the bed again, showing an intriguing expression: "I see...but in this situation, you Jiang Xiaoyu shouldn't be the one who is afraid, right? "After speaking, he slowly unbuttoned Xiao Yu'er's clothes, and really put his hand in to rub it, because he had just finished practicing, and his hands were still hot, and Xiao Yu'er had the illusion of being scalded.

Xiao Yu'er was a little confused, he couldn't tell whether Jiang Yulang was just playing around with him or he really had some ulterior hobby, so he forced a smile and teased: "The service is good, it seems that he has rich experience, I am also really blessed."

But what made Xiao Yu'er nervous was that Jiang Yulang didn't answer, but rubbed his chest with one hand and groped down with the other, and even untied the cloth belt around his waist, with a slight shake, and then Blindfolded his eyes.

The servants of Murong Villa all wore black clothes, so Xiao Yu'er only felt that his eyes were dark, and he couldn't see anything.

Because he couldn't see, he unconsciously mobilized all the senses of his body to perceive. Xiao Yu'er felt that his ears, nose and even his skin were more than three times sharper than before. When Jiang Yulang's hand slid gently on his waist , he can even feel which part is rough and which part is delicate.

There was a sudden heat in his ears, and he couldn't help shivering, only to hear Jiang Yulang's voice: "Scared? Or comfortable?" The voice was warm and moist, hot and sticky, making Xiao Yu'er instantly flushed red He lost his face, but still said stiffly: "Of course it's more comfortable. It's better than that...don't..." Before he finished speaking, Jiang Yulang pulled off his pants. Already!"

Jiang Yulang muttered "boring", and then pinched his thigh hard, Xiao Yu'er grinned in pain, but then he felt his pants being pulled up, and the belt covering his eyes was pulled up. Being torn off, he wanted to see Jiang Yulang, but Jiang Yulang had already stood up, leaving only a blue sleeve dangling in front of his eyes.

But I heard Jiang Yulang say: "Don't you claim to be the most intelligent person in the world? How can you be so poor?"

Xiao Yu'er was very unconvinced: "Okay, okay, I'm a donkey, if you were a donkey, you would have a better idea?"

Jiang Yulang calmed down and said, "You can pee on my bed."

Xiao Yu'er felt that his brain became as stiff as his body: "What?"

"After doing such a disgusting thing, I won't touch you again. You have won. You are invincible if you are the cheapest, understand?" Xiao Yuer almost rolled his eyes. A son of Yu Yu's famous family, he later found out that he didn't care about face so much, but now he found out that he was shameless at all.

At this time, that shameless man came back again and touched his acupuncture points: "Well, think about it carefully, I'd better tap your acupuncture points. Otherwise, the effect of the Ruanjin powder will wear off, and you will be able to move. I don’t have the face to ask Murong Villa’s servants to help me clean up my bad urine on my bed, don’t you think so, smart man?”