[Xiao Li Fei Dao] There was no car in ancient times

As soon as those few front feet ran away, Kong Rong crawled back onto the table weakly on his back feet. It wasn't that he was frightened by the scene, it was just that acting was too tiring.

Kong Rong picked up the wine glass and drank to calm down. Mr. Mei Er who was next to him suddenly leaned over and asked, "Is he Xiao Li Tanhua?"

Kong Rong squinted at him, "What do you think?"

Mr. Mei Er put his head in front of Li Xun Huan again, looked at him and asked, "Do you know who I am?"

Li Xun Huan said: "I only know that the drinking buddies we met at the drinking table are all good friends. As for the name, I'm afraid I'll trouble you to tell me."

Mr. Mei Er was surprised, "You really don't know who I am?"

Li Xunhuan looked at him with his cup in his hand, as if he was waiting for his answer.

Mr. Mei Er turned his head to Kong Rong again, "Then you must know who I am!"

Kong Rong's eyelids trembled, "I do know who you are."

Mr. Mei Er took a sip of his wine, sat back and said, "You came to me because of him?"

Kong Rong glanced at Li Xun Huan and said honestly, "Yes."

Mr. Mei Er cast a strange look on the faces of Kong Rong and Li Xun Huan, and suddenly laughed, "Hahaha! What an honest boy!"

Kong Rong heaved a sigh of relief, but fortunately this weird-tempered person didn't leave immediately.

Mr. Mei Er asked Li Xun Huan again, "Now you know who I am, right?"

Tie Chuanjia heard him chattering, and said impatiently: "If you don't know, you don't know! If you talk nonsense, I'll beat you out!"

Mr. Mei Er rubbed his chin and looked at Kong Rong, "What's your relationship with Xiao Li Tanhua?"

Kong Rong was stopped by this sharp question.

What should their relationship be?The relationship between the protagonist and the cannon fodder?Damn!This is too hard!By the way, I have entrusted Brother Xun Huan to arrange a marriage for him, so it should be considered half of my family.

Kong Rong nodded in satisfaction, and pointed at Li Xun Huan: "We are a family!"

Mr. Mei Er stared at Li Xun Huan with wide-eyed eyes.

Li Xunhuan: ...

Mr. Mei Er suddenly laughed out loud, "Since this is the case, for your jug ​​of wine, I will definitely save Xiao Li Tanhua."

Tie Chuanjia was pleasantly surprised: "Can you save him?"

Mr. Mei Er sat up straight, "There is nothing in the world that I, Mr. Mei Er, cannot cure. Only I want to be cured or I don't want to be cured."

Li Xun Huan's eyes flickered, and he asked, "Who is Mr.?"

Kong Rong said: "This is the 'Miao Lang Zhong' Mr. Mei Er among the Seven Wonderful Men. He prepared the highly poisonous 'Han Ji San' that brother Xun Huan used."

Tie Chuanjia said anxiously: "Then hurry up and get the antidote!"

Kong Rong waved his hands and said, "Don't be busy. The antidote is not in the hands of Mr. Mei Er. We have to ask Mr. Mei Er to lead the way to the Plum Blossom Cottage to find Mr. Mei Da."

Mr. Mei Er was surprised, "You know a lot."

The carriage started to run again in the wind and snow.

Mr. Mei Er sat in the carriage and looked Kong Rong up and down for a while, and couldn't help asking: "I can guess the identities of these two, but I have never been able to figure out your identity. Seeing that you are single Li Bo doesn't seem like someone who runs the rivers and lakes, but he seems to know all about the affairs in the rivers and lakes. Could it be that you have something to do with Old Man Tianji?"

Fuck!Why didn't I think of it!Kong Rong rubbed his hands, "Old Man Tianji is here..." He rolled his eyes and tried to make up his identity, "Grandfather..."

Mr. Mei Er looked at him silently, and suddenly let out a haha.

Li Xun Huan leaned in the carriage, raised his eyebrows slightly, but didn't say much.

The sky gradually darkened.

Under the guidance of Mr. Mei Er, the carriage moved along the path, and after running for a while, they could see a row of stone houses of different heights along the window.

Mr. Mei Er glanced outside and said, "Get out of the carriage, the carriage in front cannot pass."

Tie Chuanjia stopped the carriage, helped Li Xunhuan out of the carriage, and walked along a small snow-covered bridge with the other two.

Surrounding the stone house is a unique plum grove. Before they approached, the fragrance of plum blossoms drifted over leisurely and penetrated into everyone's nostrils, making people's hearts bloom together with the plum blossoms.

The more you walk in, the stronger the fragrance of plum blossoms is, and at the same time, there are bursts of talking and talking slowly in your ears.Standing on tiptoe, Kong Rong peered into the depths, and saw a few children over there busy and busy, not knowing what to do.

Mr. Mei Er pointed to the man who was directing Xiao Tong to do things: "That is my boss, Mr. Mei Da."

While he was speaking, Mr. Mei Da also heard his voice, his face changed suddenly, and he shouted to the inside, "Quick! Hide all my precious treasures quickly, don't let that prodigal son snatch them away, go out Change to drink!"

Mr. Mei Er couldn't help laughing and said: "Today I have found the host and fed the wine worms. This time I just came back to bring three friends to see."

Mr. Mei Da turned his head and was about to run into the house, while running, he said, "I don't want to see your friend, once I see you, I'm afraid it will be three years of bad luck."

Kong Rong couldn't help laughing secretly in his heart, he didn't expect that the two brothers were as funny as in the original book.

Mr. Mei Er suddenly said to Li Xun Huan in a fit of anger: "Forget it, that old guy misses me so much, Li Tanhua, I think we should choose another place to have a drink."

Mr. Mei Da stopped: "Wait, which Li Tanhua are you talking about?"

Mr. Mei Er curled his lips, "Is there any other Li Tanhua in this world? What's more, besides Li Tanhua today, I also invited the god-son of Old Man Tianji. I'm afraid you old man may not have the chance to meet him."

Mr. Mei Da hurriedly said: "You guys, don't rush away, it's freezing outside right now, why don't you go inside and drink some wine to warm up your body."

The furnishings in the Plum Blossom Cottage are not luxurious, but they are full of simplicity.

When Kong Rong entered the room, it was like entering a modern museum. He opened his mouth and watched from the beginning to the end, and the sound of exclamation also rang out from the beginning to the end.

There are plenty of food and wine prepared on the table. If the food is good food, it is also good wine.The two owners of the house invited the three guests to sit around the table and slowly enjoy an exquisite banquet.

Tie Chuanjia was anxious about the poison on Li Xun Huan, but seeing that Li Xun Huan and Kong Rong didn't mention it, he had no choice but to keep silent, but he didn't enjoy his drink.

Kong Rong took the risk with Li Xunhuan for a day. Although he didn't need to fight all the fights, he was really tired after spending his brain recalling the plot of the original novel.Looking at the delicious food and wine in front of him now, he naturally couldn't pretend to ignore it, but his drinking capacity was already very poor in his previous life. Unexpectedly, in his second life, his drinking capacity not only failed to improve, but was even worse than before.

But after five or six bowls of wine, his tongue was already tied up.

Relying on his drunkenness, Mr. Mei Da asked Li Xun Huan happily, "I have heard that there are countless genuine antiques in your residence, even the famous "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" authentic works, but I don't know if this rumor is true or not. True or false?"

Li Xun Huan was just about to reply with a smile, but Kong Rong said before him with his tongue out: "Don't even think about it, our prodigal family even gave away their house, so they don't care about the words or paintings. If you want , it’s better to draw one by yourself, if you don’t know how to draw, I’ll do it for you!”

Mr. Mei Da had never been in contact with Kong Rong, and he didn't know what kind of person he was. Hearing what he said now, he thought he was really capable, so he said humbly, "I don't know that your Excellency has this ability. You really have no eyes." He hurriedly ordered: "Qihe, quickly prepare pens, inks, papers and inkstones for Mr. Kong."

Kong Rong hurriedly stretched out his hand, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome. I need a pen, ink, paper and inkstone to draw a map. I can take care of everything with a bed sheet." While talking, he unbuttoned his pants and was about to boo, but fortunately, Li Xun Huan responded in time Come over, pat the table and tap his acupoints with the chopsticks on the table.

Kong Rong wanted to pee, but suddenly he couldn’t move. He couldn’t help but burst into tears, and cried, “Dad! Mom! I’m paralyzed, no, no, my whole body is paralyzed! Call 120! I’m going to wet the bed.” !"

The people at the table couldn't understand what he was shouting at all, and Mr. Mei Da's face turned pale from his anger.

Mr. Mei Er clapped his hands and said: "Interesting and interesting. I never thought that this kid not only has a poor capacity for alcohol, but also has a bad quality of wine. I can't figure out why you, Xiao Li Tanhua, brought such a person with you. Is it just because he is the old man of Tianji?" grandson?"

Li Xun Huan said with a wry smile: "Even I don't know why I took him all the way." Maybe I should have thrown him to the side of the road long ago, or maybe I shouldn't have invited him into the carriage from the beginning.Li Xun Huan shook his head, he suddenly felt that he didn't understand himself.

Mr. Mei Er was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, "This hole doll is so interesting, I want to tease him while he is still drunk." As he said that, he grabbed the peanuts on the plate and wanted Kong Rong to throw one.

"Damn! It's easy to hide with an open gun, but hard to defend against a lowly one. Whoever dares to stab Confucius behind his back, stand up for him!" Kong Rong couldn't move, and tried hard to turn his head for a long time, but it was all in vain.

Mr. Mei Er threw another peanut over, and said, "I lost it, what can you do!"

Kong Rong was silent, and suddenly laughed wildly, "Mom, why are you messing around like a child? If you waste food again, I will sue my dad! Be careful that my dad will make you unable to get out of bed for three days."

Mr. Mei Er slapped his thigh almost bursting out of laughter.

Kong Rong said again: "You have grown up now, aren't you? Are you not afraid of my dad? Let me tell you, I have a new helper now."

Mr. Mei Er cooperated: "Oh? Who is your new helper?"

Kong Rong said proudly, "Little Li Fei Dao!"

With a puff, Mr. Mei Er almost sprayed the spittle on Mr. Mei Da's face.

Mr. Mei Da's face turned green with anger, he slapped the desk with a bang, and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Kong Rong clicked his tongue and said, "What the hell! You still don't accept it! I'll tell you that Wang Xiaopang and Xiao Li Feidao are well-known. Not convinced! Not convinced, let's fight!"

Li Xunhuan almost couldn't listen anymore, but unfortunately the toxin on his body has not disappeared, and his legs can't stand up, so he can only dissuade him, "Mr. Kong is drunk, Mr. Mei Er still punishes him Go back and rest."

Kong Rong frowned, and retorted: "If you say you're fat, you're really out of breath? Do you think you're really Xiao Li Feidao? Return Mr. Mei Er, and I'll return Mr. Mei Da! Let me tell you, if you were Li Xunhuan I am Shangguan Jin Hong, and said, who sent you as a spy! Why did you come to this general's account! Do you want to seduce this general? This general thinks that you look good, so I will allow you to stay and serve tonight!"

Li Xun Huan suddenly felt some headache, he was regretting why he didn't hit his dumb acupoint.

Kong Rong continued: "Why, the beauty surrendered to this general's beauty so quickly? What? You want to marry this general, but I don't marry you? This is not good...you are not Li Xunhuan..."

Just halfway through his words, Tie Chuanjia finally couldn't listen anymore, and punched him directly to the point of unconsciousness.

The room suddenly returned to calm.

Li Xun Huan drank a sip of wine to suppress his shock, and began to think about how to get rid of this guy on the way, even if he was someone close to Old Man Tianji, he definitely didn't want to go on the same road with him anymore.

This is really too thrilling!