[Xiao Li Fei Dao] There was no car in ancient times

It was late at night, the snow outside stopped and fell, and the snoring from the next door rose and fell, Kong Rong lay on the hard bed and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

There was only the last bit of dry food left in his private storage, which he specially reserved for the next day's breakfast and supper. He didn't eat much today, but now he felt bloated even more.

Brother Xun Huan said that after he was drunk, he said something that leaked the secret, and it was hard to say, and he was ashamed to say it, what the hell did he say!

"After a day's driving, Mr. Kong is not tired yet?" Li Xun Huan's voice suddenly sounded in the quiet room.

Kong Rong was terrified, and hummed, "Brother Xun Huan is still awake."

Li Xun Huan sighed, "You are moving around, how can I sleep."

Kong Rong pouted, "I quarreled with you."

Li Xun Huan said calmly: "It's okay, why can't I sleep and feel unwell?"

Kong Rong hugged the quilt and sat up, looked at Li Xunhuan who was sitting on the bed with his eyes closed and rested, and said seriously, "Would it be uncomfortable for you to sit and sleep?"

Li Xun Huan slowly opened his eyes, "Tian Qi has acupuncture points on my body, and only one arm can move."

Kong Rong said: "You are Xiao Li Tanhua, one hand is enough for you to untangle the acupoints."

Li Xun Huan said: "So what if the acupoints are released? Now it's good to have someone to serve you."

Kong Rong sighed, his acupoints were unlocked, but he couldn't do anything.The door is over there, no one is guarding it and it is not locked, as long as you push it open, you can go out, but where can you go if you go out?Tian Qi unlocked his acupoints, presumably he has seen through this point.

"Brother Xun Huan, what did I say when I was drunk that day?" Kong Rong still didn't give up, determined to ask clearly.

Li Xun Huan was silent for a moment, then asked, "You really want to know?"

Kong Rong nodded vigorously.

Li Xunhuan twitched his lips, "I won't tell you."

Kong Rong: ...

Paralyzed!Brother Xunhuan, are you so interesting!

Li Xun Huan saw that Kong Rong was panting heavily in the dark and stopped talking. After thinking for a while, he patted the place beside him with his free hand, and said, "If you still can't sleep, why don't you come over and have a chat."

Kong Rong walked over with the quilt in his arms, sat down next to him, and leaned his back on a pile of folded quilts. It didn't look so uncomfortable. It was an idea he came up with. Now that he leaned on it, he couldn't help thinking Give yourself a thumbs up, it's so virtuous.

"Mr. Kong said earlier that I would help arrange the marriage. I wonder what kind of girl you like?" Li Xun Huan casually picked up a topic.

When Kong Rong heard it, it was good to be paralyzed. In the middle of the night, two old men were sitting in the dark and masturbating girls. Isn't this what he used to do with his buddies in the dormitory.

He thought about it carefully, and replied: "Actually, I prefer sister and brother love. It is best to be older than me, calmer, and there is no requirement for appearance, but it should not be too evil, nor too ugly... the same figure is fine. Yes, but you have to have a good personality and be upright. If you have bigger breasts, it will be perfect. But I don’t dislike flat breasts. Don’t be too introverted. It’s better to have a dark belly, and you can bicker with me, or hurt others. , the most important thing is to be introverted and open minded, nothing else matters. In fact, the requirements are not too much, right?"

Li Xun Huan's eyelids trembled, "It's not too much to ask, but... didn't you say that you have broken sleeves?"

"What?" Kong Rong felt that there was a thunderous explosion on the ground. Could it be that he said it when he was drunk? Everyone said that he uttered the truth after drinking. This shit... is too unreal!Could it be that I am actually a crooked subconsciously, but I don't know it?

"That... I said it myself, I am Duanxiu?" Kong Rong trembled.

Li Xun Huan thought, although he didn't say it himself, it was what he conveyed to him, so he nodded and said, "That's right."

Nima! ! !Kong Rong collapsed in an instant, and he said silently in his heart: This must not be true, this must not be true, this must not be true, this must not be true, this must not be true, not true, not true, not true!

He thought, Lao Tzu also had a girlfriend back then. Although he was cruelly dumped, he was still straight after all! ! !Why did it suddenly change after wearing it?Something must be wrong!

Li Xun Huan suddenly raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "Actually, it's nothing, sir, don't need to suffer for me to know the secret."

Kong Rong clutched his chest and murmured in despair: "Of course you are not in pain, and it's not you who broke your sleeve..."

Li Xun Huan said: "What is love in this world?"

Kong Rong continued: "It's just one thing descending one thing."

Li Xunhuan: "..."

He said: "I'm afraid there are not many people who can surrender to Mr. Kong."

Kong Rong didn't even think about it, and said casually, "You are one of them."

Li Xunhuan: "..."

In the end who surrendered whom?

Kong Rong felt that he couldn't suffer alone, so he suddenly changed the subject, "Don't just talk about me, but also talk about you, can't you forget your cousin?"

Li Xun Huan's heart tightened, and it took a while before he smiled and said: "You also said that the so-called love is nothing more than one thing subsiding another thing."

Kong Rong understood, this is the meaning of "unforgettable".

But Li Xun Huan continued: "Besides, I'm so busy surrendering you, how can I have time to think about other things?"

Kong Rong: ...

Can you not make me sound like a goblin! !Can you still have fun!

The night quickened his pace, and the day slowly poked its head out.

When Kong Rong woke up, his head was resting on Li Xun Huan's lap.He opened his eyes, raised his neck and looked up, and met Li Xun Huan's affectionate eyes, he was stunned, and suddenly sat up suddenly, his forehead almost hit the other's chin.

"Brother Xun Huan... Morning." He looked around and greeted uncomfortably.Last night he chatted with Li Xun Huan for almost the whole night, and he finally let himself accept the fact that he is a crook. Unexpectedly, he felt the ambiguous knee pillow early in the morning, which is too indecent!

Li Xun Huan hummed lightly, and said to him, "Tomorrow we should be able to reach Mount Song."

Kong Rong was out of his mind, and said casually, "Oh."

Li Xun Huan said again: "Whoever the Five Poison Boys want to hunt down will never miss."

Kong Rong said, "Oh."

Li Xun Huan said: "So he will definitely take measures within these two days."

Kong Rong said, "Oh."

Li Xun Huan glanced at him, "So if you don't want to die, you'd better not talk too much for these two days, the Five Poison Boys are no better than others."

Just as Kong Rong was about to continue, he suddenly heard something wrong—Brother Xun Huan was reminding himself, is this because he cares about Hong Guoguo?

etc!Why should I care about this!

The shorter the distance, the greater the hope and the closer to safety.

This way, Kong Rong was really obedient and didn't say much.

Before setting off, Tian Qi secretly stuffed a piece of silver into the driver's hand.The driver is naturally happy to get extra income, so he has more strength and more energy, and even drives more vigorously.

Before dusk, they finally arrived at a small town again.

Kong Rong didn't eat or drink for a whole day, and his mouth was dry at the moment. He took advantage of Tian Qi and Xinmei's time to get out of the car, and took out two pears from his arms.

Li Xun Huan looked down and praised, "Sir, you're good at pretending."

Kong Rong: ...

I don't have the energy to fight with you now!

The two of them were holding a pear in their hands, and just as they brought it to their mouths, the door of the carriage was suddenly opened.

"Okay, okay, I said what are you two doing sneakily, so you are eating alone!" Tian Qi stood outside the car door with arms folded, watching the two of them laughing eccentrically.

Seeing that he was caught stealing, Kong Rong reckoned that Yida Qi's temperament would not allow them to eat the pears with peace of mind, so he simply smashed the jar, licked the pears with his tongue, and then stretched out his hand, " Here, share it with you."

Tian Qi didn't dislike it, he snatched the pear from Kong Rong's hand, jumped into the car again, snatched his pear from Li Xun Huan's hand, then rubbed the two pears on his body, called Xinmei to come over, and said with a smile: " Master, do you think there is poison in this pear?"

Xinmei looked at Kong Rong and Li Xun Huan, thought for a moment, and said: "Since the two of them dare to eat, there must be no problem."

Tian Qi and Xinmei have returned to the carriage, Tian Qi held the pear in his hand, and smiled maliciously, "Tian once heard you mention the story of Kong Rong letting pears, isn't this another new edition now? 'Kong Rong Rang Pear'?" He said, and took a big bite, "Well, the taste is sweet, and it really is a good pear!"

Pear peat!No matter how good the pear is, I drool on it!Kong Rong rolled his eyes, wrinkled his nose and moved his head to the other side.

Xinmei saw that Tian Qi ate pears and there was no serious problem, so she began to eat slowly with peace of mind.

The chariots and horses ran quickly, and the horseshoes left black footprints one after another on the snow.

Tian Qi had already eaten a pear, but Xinmei only ate half of it. Tian Qi was in a good mood, and couldn't help but joked: "Master, you eat carefully."

Xinmei also responded with a relaxed smile, saying: "Chewing and eating slowly is very particular in health preservation."

Tian Qi lifted the curtain of the car and looked outside, said: "We have already left the town at this moment, and we may arrive at Songshan Mountain before dawn. I have always been yearning for Shaolin."

Xinmei smiled and said: "Yes, when we arrive in Shaolin, this matter will come to an end, and I can..." Before he finished speaking, his body suddenly trembled violently, and even the unfinished half of the pear It also fell to the ground all of a sudden.

Tian Qi noticed something strange, jumped up from his seat suddenly, and exclaimed: "Master! Could it be that you too..." His eyes followed the rolling pears on the ground, and changed color: "Could it be that this pear is poisonous!"

His eyebrows were still trembling, but he couldn't even say a word at this moment.

But even if he doesn't speak, Tian Qi has already got the answer, because his face has changed color, and he no longer looks like a normal person at all.

Tian Qi suddenly strangled his neck, went crazy, and then threw himself in front of Kong Rong, grabbed his neck, and yelled at him: "Why do you want to kill me! Why do you want to kill me!"

Kong Rong rolled his eyes when he pinched him, and said angrily in his heart: Who the hell is doing this to whom? Damn it!