[Xiao Li Fei Dao] There was no car in ancient times
Chapter 12 Master Kong's Talking Mode Starts
When Kong Rong said that the Plum Blossom Pirate was not alone, he was heard by Long Xiaoyun who came to talk to Tian Qi. Long Xiaoyun turned in two or three steps, and said in a voiceless voice: "What? The Plum Blossom Pirate is not alone! ?”
Kong Rong had never met Long Xiaoyun, and hadn't guessed that he was the hypocrite who made brother Xun Huan all kinds of miserable, so he just said: "No one ever said that the Plum Blossom Bandit is one person, they have always worked together to commit crimes , how can idiots like you figure this out."
Long Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes when he heard the idiot's voice, and suddenly asked: "How did you know that there are two Plum Blossom Pirates? Who are you?"
Kong Rong curled his lips, without thinking, and said, "Have you heard the story about Kong Rong making pears, you two prawns."
Long Xiaoyun and Tian Qi looked at each other.
Kong Rong patted his chest, "I am the descendant of that Kong Rong...and also the grandson of old man Tianji. Do you know old man Tianji? Look, you are uneducated and have never heard of anything. Let me tell you, I'm... Hey, hey! Wait, what are you going to do, put Lao Tzu down!" Kong Rong pretended halfway, and the expressions of the two people in front of him suddenly changed, and they clicked the acupuncture points on Kong Rong's body at the same time. Picked him up.
Long Xiaoyun looked at him and smiled, Tian Qi had already opened his mouth and said: "I didn't believe it when I heard Master Yun mention the old man Tianji's grandson, but now you came to the door by yourself, we know that you are with that Li Xunhuan Yes, since you want to be locked up with him so much, I, Tian Qiye, will grant your wish." After saying that, he grabbed his collar and led him all the way to a room with a handle, and he didn't even enter the door. , directly kicked Kong Rong into the goal like a ball.
I'm a sucker!Kong Rong cursed secretly, feeling that his old waist was about to break.
Li Xunhuan, who was inside the door, was drinking one cup after another, when a person flew in unexpectedly, making his nerves tense. After seeing it, he still knew the person who flew in...
"Haha, Brother Xun Huan, don't come here without any harm!" Kong Rong said haha to him, and Tian Qi outside the door suddenly said: "Li Xun Huan, I have sent your best friend here to accompany you, don't you want I was moved to tears."
Li Xun Huan raised his head and downed the wine in the glass, coughed twice and said: "Master Tian Qi kindly, I accept it. It's just that Master Tian Qi can find time to care about me in his busy schedule, Li is really flattered."
Kong Rong arched forward, and also chimed in: "Tian Lao Qi, don't you also covet my brother Xun Huan's beauty? Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about him! Otherwise, why are you restless every day, and only seek pleasure from me?" You care so much about my brother's affairs. Damn it, I didn't expect Xiao Li Fei Dao to be so romantic in the world, not enough to hunt for beauty, but also to capture a lot of Lang's heart. I'm afraid I will have a hard time in the future."
When these words were spoken, not only Tian Qiqi outside the door turned green, but even Li Xun Huan beside him couldn't help trembling his eyelids.
Kong Rong sensed Li Xun Huan's questioning gaze, and mouthed to him: Jianghu emergency.Then he said to the people outside the door: "Lao Qi Tian, you have already sent me in, why don't you hurry up and get out, are you going to learn how to lie on the corner of the wall and eavesdrop on people talking about themselves! There is no shame at all, how did your parents teach you?" of……"
Hearing this, Tian Qi trembled with anger, only hated himself for not tearing the person apart, but sending him into the house.He was lucky, and said viciously: "Li Xunhuan! I, Tian Qi, will definitely make you pay for what you did today!" After speaking, he flicked his sleeves and left angrily.
Kong Rong didn't expect that he would turn his anger into this by saying a few more words, and he didn't expect that Tian Qi couldn't distinguish between good and evil. He clearly blamed him by his own words, but he remembered the grudge on Brother Xun Huan. No matter how you look at him and Li Xunhuan, he should have the potential to be a punching bag.
After Tian Qi left, Li Xun Huan shifted his gaze to Kong Rong and asked him, "Why is Mr. Kong here?"
Kong Rong chuckled, "I'm just... passing by, passing by."
Li Xun Huan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "There are so many mansions and Zhuangzi in the world, Mr. Kong is not good to pass by, why should he pass by here?"
Kong Rong curled his lips, "Hero Li, can you explain the acupoints for me first?"
Li Xun Huan sighed: "Can't you see that I was also tapped?"
Kong Rong said: "That's okay, I guess someone will come to relieve your acupoints in a while, and you can ask her to relieve me as well."
Li Xun Huan frowned, "Mr. Kong is referring to?"
Kong Rong waved his hand, "Don't ask, don't ask, you should let me understand the development of the plot first. Let me think... Are you being tricked by Lin Xian'er, and after entering Lengxiang Xiaozhu, you were thrown out of the house?" Master, and those people insist that you are the Plum Blossom Bandit, and they want to arrest you?"
Li Xun Huan said: "Yes."
Kong Rong asked again: "Later Brother Afei and Lin Xian'er appeared together and brought a corpse. Brother Afei said that the corpse was the Plum Blossom Bandit, but Zhao Zhengyi and the others didn't believe it. Long Xiaoyun let down your vigilance, and thus tapped the acupuncture points on your body, making you unable to move?"
Li Xun Huan held the wine glass but did not drink, he was listening carefully to Kong Rong's words.
Kong Rong said: "Later, Ah Fei went to rescue you, but unfortunately he couldn't release the acupoints, so he couldn't rescue you. At this time, Master Xinmei from Shaolin Temple also arrived, and Ah Fei was injured, so he had to save his life first, but He said he would come again, right?"
Li Xun Huan didn't speak, because everything he said was true.
Kong Rong scratched his head, "I seem to have a vague memory after that, probably they smuggled you out of the woodshed, and then replaced the young master from Hidden Sword Villa as a bait to deceive Brother A Fei, and then they worked together to bully you Brother Afei, injured him..."
Hearing this, Li Xun Huan suddenly raised his voice and asked, "What!"
Kong Rong shrugged, "He said he would come to save you again."
Li Xun Huan said silently: "Yes, he said he would come, he did not break his promise."
Kong Rong was a little sour, and thought: I have been trying my best to save you, okay?Besides, he was sick, kidnapped, and almost seduced|raped by a little slut. Why do you only think about Ah Fei, and don’t even look at yourself? Sure enough, it’s gay Dafa, okay?
Li Xun Huan suddenly asked in a moment of loss: "Then how could Mr. Kong be arrested by Tian Qiye and claim to be my best friend?"
Kong Rong rubbed his nose and looked at the sky in embarrassment, "The situation is more complicated, probably because Miss Xian'er misunderstood our relationship, so she said that."
Li Xun Huan looked at Kong Rong's guilty look, thoughtful.
Kong Rong changed the subject and said, "Now I don't have time to study what's available. Don't you want to know something?"
Li Xun Huan said: "I want to know..."
Kong Rong interrupted him, "Let me tell. After that, the old monk Xinmei will escort you to Shaolin. On the way, you will be stopped by Yikui, and the five poisonous boys from Jiledong will chase you down. When you arrive in Shaolin, you will still be arrested." All kinds of framing, I will ask you now, even if you know that there will be more troubles, will you still resolutely follow them?"
Li Xun Huan smiled: "Why not?"
Kong Rong also grinned, "I knew Brother Xunhuan was extraordinary."
Li Xun Huan put the wine glass to his lips with a smile, "Then can you explain the matter of 'friendship' in detail?"
Kong Rong: ...
Can we just stop mentioning this! ! !
……
In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Kong Rong and Li Xunhuan were taken into a carriage, accompanied by the old monk Xinmei and the annoying Tian Laoqi.
Since Tian Qi saw Kong Rong again, he gritted his teeth viciously in secret, and secretly made up his mind that he must find a chance to kill this little brat on the road.
Kong Rong, however, seemed to regard him as an invisible mass of air, and chatted with Master Xinmei, "Master, I often hear people say that the Dharma is boundless. Is the Dharma really boundless? Buddha has never been there before." Boundary, how do you know whether there is a boundary? Even if the Buddha has been to the boundary and saw clearly the existence and infinity, how do you know whether there is a boundary or not? You have never seen a boundary. Believe me, isn't that a fool?"
Master Xinmei shouted the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"
Tian Qi sneered and said: "Master, this brat dares to be disrespectful to my Buddha when he speaks out loud, don't be polite to him."
Kong Rong rolled his eyes and said: "I am open-minded and eager to learn. I am discussing Buddhist principles with the master. If you don't understand Tianqi toothpaste, just close your ears. No one will force you. Besides, Buddhism is very particular. My Buddha is merciful, and monks all have a heart of compassion. Where is it like you, you are always rude to anyone, and when you say you are rude to others, you should also think about whether others are polite to you."
Tian Qi finished his sentence for a while, but couldn't think of any rebuttal, so he could only say: "Okay, okay, Tian is not as knowledgeable as you, let's see how long you can be arrogant with this mouth."
Kong Rong muttered triumphantly: "You don't care how long you are arrogant, anyway, even if you want to hear me soon, you won't be able to hear me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the coachman who was driving the horses outside the cart suddenly pulled the reins hard, and the horses pulling the cart groaned and stopped.
Tian Qi was angry at first, he opened the curtain of the car and poked his head out. He was about to insult the driver for how he drove the car, but when his eyes swept out to the white snow field, he But he froze in place, his whole body seemed to be frozen, from the head, to the hands, to the body, to the feet, the blood in every place became icy cold, as if frozen.
Kong Rong had never met Long Xiaoyun, and hadn't guessed that he was the hypocrite who made brother Xun Huan all kinds of miserable, so he just said: "No one ever said that the Plum Blossom Bandit is one person, they have always worked together to commit crimes , how can idiots like you figure this out."
Long Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes when he heard the idiot's voice, and suddenly asked: "How did you know that there are two Plum Blossom Pirates? Who are you?"
Kong Rong curled his lips, without thinking, and said, "Have you heard the story about Kong Rong making pears, you two prawns."
Long Xiaoyun and Tian Qi looked at each other.
Kong Rong patted his chest, "I am the descendant of that Kong Rong...and also the grandson of old man Tianji. Do you know old man Tianji? Look, you are uneducated and have never heard of anything. Let me tell you, I'm... Hey, hey! Wait, what are you going to do, put Lao Tzu down!" Kong Rong pretended halfway, and the expressions of the two people in front of him suddenly changed, and they clicked the acupuncture points on Kong Rong's body at the same time. Picked him up.
Long Xiaoyun looked at him and smiled, Tian Qi had already opened his mouth and said: "I didn't believe it when I heard Master Yun mention the old man Tianji's grandson, but now you came to the door by yourself, we know that you are with that Li Xunhuan Yes, since you want to be locked up with him so much, I, Tian Qiye, will grant your wish." After saying that, he grabbed his collar and led him all the way to a room with a handle, and he didn't even enter the door. , directly kicked Kong Rong into the goal like a ball.
I'm a sucker!Kong Rong cursed secretly, feeling that his old waist was about to break.
Li Xunhuan, who was inside the door, was drinking one cup after another, when a person flew in unexpectedly, making his nerves tense. After seeing it, he still knew the person who flew in...
"Haha, Brother Xun Huan, don't come here without any harm!" Kong Rong said haha to him, and Tian Qi outside the door suddenly said: "Li Xun Huan, I have sent your best friend here to accompany you, don't you want I was moved to tears."
Li Xun Huan raised his head and downed the wine in the glass, coughed twice and said: "Master Tian Qi kindly, I accept it. It's just that Master Tian Qi can find time to care about me in his busy schedule, Li is really flattered."
Kong Rong arched forward, and also chimed in: "Tian Lao Qi, don't you also covet my brother Xun Huan's beauty? Do you have any unreasonable thoughts about him! Otherwise, why are you restless every day, and only seek pleasure from me?" You care so much about my brother's affairs. Damn it, I didn't expect Xiao Li Fei Dao to be so romantic in the world, not enough to hunt for beauty, but also to capture a lot of Lang's heart. I'm afraid I will have a hard time in the future."
When these words were spoken, not only Tian Qiqi outside the door turned green, but even Li Xun Huan beside him couldn't help trembling his eyelids.
Kong Rong sensed Li Xun Huan's questioning gaze, and mouthed to him: Jianghu emergency.Then he said to the people outside the door: "Lao Qi Tian, you have already sent me in, why don't you hurry up and get out, are you going to learn how to lie on the corner of the wall and eavesdrop on people talking about themselves! There is no shame at all, how did your parents teach you?" of……"
Hearing this, Tian Qi trembled with anger, only hated himself for not tearing the person apart, but sending him into the house.He was lucky, and said viciously: "Li Xunhuan! I, Tian Qi, will definitely make you pay for what you did today!" After speaking, he flicked his sleeves and left angrily.
Kong Rong didn't expect that he would turn his anger into this by saying a few more words, and he didn't expect that Tian Qi couldn't distinguish between good and evil. He clearly blamed him by his own words, but he remembered the grudge on Brother Xun Huan. No matter how you look at him and Li Xunhuan, he should have the potential to be a punching bag.
After Tian Qi left, Li Xun Huan shifted his gaze to Kong Rong and asked him, "Why is Mr. Kong here?"
Kong Rong chuckled, "I'm just... passing by, passing by."
Li Xun Huan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "There are so many mansions and Zhuangzi in the world, Mr. Kong is not good to pass by, why should he pass by here?"
Kong Rong curled his lips, "Hero Li, can you explain the acupoints for me first?"
Li Xun Huan sighed: "Can't you see that I was also tapped?"
Kong Rong said: "That's okay, I guess someone will come to relieve your acupoints in a while, and you can ask her to relieve me as well."
Li Xun Huan frowned, "Mr. Kong is referring to?"
Kong Rong waved his hand, "Don't ask, don't ask, you should let me understand the development of the plot first. Let me think... Are you being tricked by Lin Xian'er, and after entering Lengxiang Xiaozhu, you were thrown out of the house?" Master, and those people insist that you are the Plum Blossom Bandit, and they want to arrest you?"
Li Xun Huan said: "Yes."
Kong Rong asked again: "Later Brother Afei and Lin Xian'er appeared together and brought a corpse. Brother Afei said that the corpse was the Plum Blossom Bandit, but Zhao Zhengyi and the others didn't believe it. Long Xiaoyun let down your vigilance, and thus tapped the acupuncture points on your body, making you unable to move?"
Li Xun Huan held the wine glass but did not drink, he was listening carefully to Kong Rong's words.
Kong Rong said: "Later, Ah Fei went to rescue you, but unfortunately he couldn't release the acupoints, so he couldn't rescue you. At this time, Master Xinmei from Shaolin Temple also arrived, and Ah Fei was injured, so he had to save his life first, but He said he would come again, right?"
Li Xun Huan didn't speak, because everything he said was true.
Kong Rong scratched his head, "I seem to have a vague memory after that, probably they smuggled you out of the woodshed, and then replaced the young master from Hidden Sword Villa as a bait to deceive Brother A Fei, and then they worked together to bully you Brother Afei, injured him..."
Hearing this, Li Xun Huan suddenly raised his voice and asked, "What!"
Kong Rong shrugged, "He said he would come to save you again."
Li Xun Huan said silently: "Yes, he said he would come, he did not break his promise."
Kong Rong was a little sour, and thought: I have been trying my best to save you, okay?Besides, he was sick, kidnapped, and almost seduced|raped by a little slut. Why do you only think about Ah Fei, and don’t even look at yourself? Sure enough, it’s gay Dafa, okay?
Li Xun Huan suddenly asked in a moment of loss: "Then how could Mr. Kong be arrested by Tian Qiye and claim to be my best friend?"
Kong Rong rubbed his nose and looked at the sky in embarrassment, "The situation is more complicated, probably because Miss Xian'er misunderstood our relationship, so she said that."
Li Xun Huan looked at Kong Rong's guilty look, thoughtful.
Kong Rong changed the subject and said, "Now I don't have time to study what's available. Don't you want to know something?"
Li Xun Huan said: "I want to know..."
Kong Rong interrupted him, "Let me tell. After that, the old monk Xinmei will escort you to Shaolin. On the way, you will be stopped by Yikui, and the five poisonous boys from Jiledong will chase you down. When you arrive in Shaolin, you will still be arrested." All kinds of framing, I will ask you now, even if you know that there will be more troubles, will you still resolutely follow them?"
Li Xun Huan smiled: "Why not?"
Kong Rong also grinned, "I knew Brother Xunhuan was extraordinary."
Li Xun Huan put the wine glass to his lips with a smile, "Then can you explain the matter of 'friendship' in detail?"
Kong Rong: ...
Can we just stop mentioning this! ! !
……
In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Kong Rong and Li Xunhuan were taken into a carriage, accompanied by the old monk Xinmei and the annoying Tian Laoqi.
Since Tian Qi saw Kong Rong again, he gritted his teeth viciously in secret, and secretly made up his mind that he must find a chance to kill this little brat on the road.
Kong Rong, however, seemed to regard him as an invisible mass of air, and chatted with Master Xinmei, "Master, I often hear people say that the Dharma is boundless. Is the Dharma really boundless? Buddha has never been there before." Boundary, how do you know whether there is a boundary? Even if the Buddha has been to the boundary and saw clearly the existence and infinity, how do you know whether there is a boundary or not? You have never seen a boundary. Believe me, isn't that a fool?"
Master Xinmei shouted the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"
Tian Qi sneered and said: "Master, this brat dares to be disrespectful to my Buddha when he speaks out loud, don't be polite to him."
Kong Rong rolled his eyes and said: "I am open-minded and eager to learn. I am discussing Buddhist principles with the master. If you don't understand Tianqi toothpaste, just close your ears. No one will force you. Besides, Buddhism is very particular. My Buddha is merciful, and monks all have a heart of compassion. Where is it like you, you are always rude to anyone, and when you say you are rude to others, you should also think about whether others are polite to you."
Tian Qi finished his sentence for a while, but couldn't think of any rebuttal, so he could only say: "Okay, okay, Tian is not as knowledgeable as you, let's see how long you can be arrogant with this mouth."
Kong Rong muttered triumphantly: "You don't care how long you are arrogant, anyway, even if you want to hear me soon, you won't be able to hear me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the coachman who was driving the horses outside the cart suddenly pulled the reins hard, and the horses pulling the cart groaned and stopped.
Tian Qi was angry at first, he opened the curtain of the car and poked his head out. He was about to insult the driver for how he drove the car, but when his eyes swept out to the white snow field, he But he froze in place, his whole body seemed to be frozen, from the head, to the hands, to the body, to the feet, the blood in every place became icy cold, as if frozen.
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