[Xiao Li Fei Dao] There was no car in ancient times
Chapter 1 The Man With the Halo of Pig Feet
"Work, work! Do your sister's job!" Kong Rong huddled in a corner outside the restaurant, his nose and tears streaming down from the cold.
He aimed at a tattered pot on the ground, kicked it into the distance, and the pot was kicked by him, spinning in the air, whizzing through a gold-rimmed flag in the yard, and There was a big hole in the flag.
Fuck!Kong Rong exclaimed, looked left and right, no one saw him, and quickly slipped back to the lobby from the back door of the restaurant holding the hem of his robe.
A few months ago, he had a brain twitch and a piece of hair that had grown up in a bicycle race. In the end, he lost his sight of the road for a while, and plunged into the hundreds of boxes of xx pears piled up next to the truck, causing the pears to fly, killing him buried in it.
Before losing consciousness, he couldn't help swearing, thinking that he, the pear who had been ruined by this stupid name for a lifetime, didn't expect that he would still have nothing to do with pear before he died. I really don't know what his father gave him What is the purpose of the name.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had transmigrated, his soul pierced, and most of his former body had been smashed to pieces. He didn't know what the origin of the body he was wearing now, but he could be sure that it was definitely not from a wealthy family.
Because when others wake up from a wealthy family, there will always be people surrounded by three floors inside and outside, crying "Master, wake up", but when I wake up, only an old man with a gray beard squints at me, and then throws a stinky rag , said coldly: "Get up and work if you are not dead!"
Fuck your sister!Kong Rong rolled his eyes, wishing to pass out again, but unfortunately his body was still healthy, he rolled his eyes for a long time, but he didn't die, so he could only sigh, and reluctantly got up.
"Uncle, where is this?" Kong Rong rubbed his head, pretending to be weak and sick, trying to cheat the old man.
Unexpectedly, the old man was furious when he heard it, picked up the rag next to him and smeared his face again, "This is your hometown!" After saying that, he ignored him and left angrily.
The second monk Kong Rongzhang couldn't figure it out, so he had to make insinuations to trick others, only then did he realize that he was in a little-known town, and the first thing he saw when he woke up was the only restaurant in the town. The shopkeeper is also his father...
wipe!It's fine to wear the soul, why would you still wear it in such a body with no money!It's really better to die!
But after all, he can't really die. God finally gave him a chance to live again. It's still ancient times. He would be sorry for his name if he didn't play around. This body is also called Kong Rong... I really can't get rid of it for the rest of my life, Rangli, rub!
After huddling by the stove in the house for a long time, Kong Rong's icy hands and feet finally recovered.
There seemed to be a little more people in the shop today than usual, and the atmosphere was a little noisier than before. Kong Rong heard from other guys that these were people from the Golden Lion Bodyguard Bureau.
Golden Lion Dart Board!Kong Rong snorted, unexpectedly he was wearing a martial arts world.But this Golden Lion Escort, he sounds a little familiar, why did it come from...
He was racking his brains to think about the matter of the Golden Lion Escort Bureau, when the door of the restaurant was suddenly pushed open, he subconsciously turned his head to look, just in time to see two people walking in one after the other.
The leader was a young man in plain clothes, and behind him was a burly man.The two walked into the restaurant, chose a vacant seat in a corner and sat down one after another.The young man had been coughing in a low voice since he came in, and he seemed to have been ill for a long time.
For some reason, Kong Rong seemed to have a good impression of that young man. Normally, he would send others to greet guests when they came, but this time he went over in person with a pot of tea.
"Guest officers, what do you want to eat?" Kong Rong poured a cup of tea for the two of them and pushed it to their respective hands. "It's cold outside, drink a cup of hot tea to warm up."
The young man raised his head slightly, and tugged at the corner of his mouth, with a little smile in his eyes.
"Master, I'll go and check the guest room first." The big man respectfully respected the young man, stood up after getting the answer, and walked to the counter like a gust of wind.
The young man started to cough again and again, Kong Rong pulled his eyes back, looked at his face that was gradually turning bright red from the cough, and suddenly turned around and sat beside him, "Brother, I see you are not sick Qing, why didn't you go to see the doctor?"
The young man shook his head with a smile, and said slowly: "I'm afraid that my illness will be cured, so I won't live for a few years. Why don't I drink a few jars of good wine while I can still move."
"That's right!" Kong Rong slapped the table suddenly, startling the young man, "I'll get you some good wine right now, wait!"
After saying that, he jumped up from the chair all at once, ran to the shopkeeper's private wine cellar, picked out a pleasing one from a group of wine jars, picked it up and ran, if it wasn't for the shopkeeper's eyesight, or even He thought it was a wine thief who stole his wine collection.
When Kong Rong ran back to the lobby wheezing and panting, the big man just returned to his seat. He ordered the waiter to get some appetizers, and he ran to the wine jar and crawled back to the young man with a smile.
The big man looked at Kong Rong, frowned unconsciously, and was about to open his mouth to say something, but the young man raised his hand to stop him.
Kong Rong ignored their petty actions and poured three glasses of wine. He picked up one, touched the other two, and poured it into his own mouth.After drinking a glass of wine, he instantly felt refreshed, and even looked at the two people in front of him more pleasingly.
"Seeing that you two are both busy and dusty, you must have been in the rivers and lakes. If there is anything interesting to tell, let me, a bumpkin who has never been out of the house, see the world." Kong Rong He hiccupped while talking, "You don't know, I envy you Jianghu people, fighting and killing each of you with a weapon in your hand, you're so handsome! It's not like me, I'm bored here every day places, backcountry, nothing."
The young man took a sip of his wine and said lightly: "The disputes between Jianghu and Jianghu are far more complicated than you think. To tell you the truth, brother, I also went out of customs and lived in seclusion for ten years to avoid troubles in Jianghu. I'm afraid I won't come back."
"Oh! You can come back after ten years of seclusion. It should be something you are particularly worried about! To tell you the truth, I have learned a little bit of divination before. How about I help you figure out if you can come back this time?" Wish fulfilled?"
Kong Rong was chattering.
The young man traveled all the way, exhausted and lonely. Seeing such a young man getting close to him at this moment, he couldn't help feeling very interesting, so he agreed wholeheartedly. No one around here knew the purpose of his trip. Looking at the young man in front of him People don't seem to know their own identities, so it's okay to tease him like this.
"Okay!" Kong Rong coughed twice, then suddenly stepped on the stool, sat down cross-legged, murmured something, then closed his eyes and asked, "May I ask your name?"
The young man said: "My surname is Li."
"Oh! That's a good surname." Kong Rong muttered a few more words and asked, "What's your name?"
The young man pondered for a moment, then replied, "Looking for joy."
"Damn it! The name is even better, it looks like my idol..." Kong Rong suddenly opened his eyes wide and stopped talking, damn it!Li Xunhuan!Golden Lion Dart Board!He remembered that the Golden Lion Escort was the beginning of the plot of "Plum Blossom Pirates" in "The Ruthless Swordsman and the Sentimental Sword". He remembered that Zhuge Lei was carrying a burden, and then all kinds of dangerous people began to come. Grab the golden thread armor in the burden... I'm so tired!
Kong Rong was shocked, he dared to wear not only the world of martial arts, but also the story of Gu Long and Xiao Li Feidao!Paralyzed, this is too unreal!This must not be true!
"How? Brother, did you calculate something?" Li Xun Huan saw that Kong Rong was dumbfounded, and couldn't help reminding him.
Kong Rong swallowed his saliva, feeling that he was in big trouble, "Hey hey hey hey hey, I figured it out, but the secret must not be leaked, let's go our separate ways, and we will never see each other again!"
After saying this, Kong Rong jumped off the chair, turned around and ran away.
joke!He put aside his ordinary life, but went to hook up with the hero of the martial arts world with a halo of pig's feet?Does he want to die or doesn't want to live!
In any case, the truth gained by all the predecessors who have traveled through made him clearly understand that if he wants to survive through the world, he must stay as far away from the protagonist as possible!
The author has something to say: Seeking support from the new pit~
Little theater time——
Li Xunhuan: There is a question that I thought about for a long time but couldn't figure it out.
Kong Rong: What's the problem?
Li Xunhuan: When you first saw me, why did you look like a ghost?Am I really that scary?
Kong Rong: Hehehehehehe!Let's talk about something else, like do you want to eat cucumber first or drink chrysanthemum tea first?
He aimed at a tattered pot on the ground, kicked it into the distance, and the pot was kicked by him, spinning in the air, whizzing through a gold-rimmed flag in the yard, and There was a big hole in the flag.
Fuck!Kong Rong exclaimed, looked left and right, no one saw him, and quickly slipped back to the lobby from the back door of the restaurant holding the hem of his robe.
A few months ago, he had a brain twitch and a piece of hair that had grown up in a bicycle race. In the end, he lost his sight of the road for a while, and plunged into the hundreds of boxes of xx pears piled up next to the truck, causing the pears to fly, killing him buried in it.
Before losing consciousness, he couldn't help swearing, thinking that he, the pear who had been ruined by this stupid name for a lifetime, didn't expect that he would still have nothing to do with pear before he died. I really don't know what his father gave him What is the purpose of the name.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had transmigrated, his soul pierced, and most of his former body had been smashed to pieces. He didn't know what the origin of the body he was wearing now, but he could be sure that it was definitely not from a wealthy family.
Because when others wake up from a wealthy family, there will always be people surrounded by three floors inside and outside, crying "Master, wake up", but when I wake up, only an old man with a gray beard squints at me, and then throws a stinky rag , said coldly: "Get up and work if you are not dead!"
Fuck your sister!Kong Rong rolled his eyes, wishing to pass out again, but unfortunately his body was still healthy, he rolled his eyes for a long time, but he didn't die, so he could only sigh, and reluctantly got up.
"Uncle, where is this?" Kong Rong rubbed his head, pretending to be weak and sick, trying to cheat the old man.
Unexpectedly, the old man was furious when he heard it, picked up the rag next to him and smeared his face again, "This is your hometown!" After saying that, he ignored him and left angrily.
The second monk Kong Rongzhang couldn't figure it out, so he had to make insinuations to trick others, only then did he realize that he was in a little-known town, and the first thing he saw when he woke up was the only restaurant in the town. The shopkeeper is also his father...
wipe!It's fine to wear the soul, why would you still wear it in such a body with no money!It's really better to die!
But after all, he can't really die. God finally gave him a chance to live again. It's still ancient times. He would be sorry for his name if he didn't play around. This body is also called Kong Rong... I really can't get rid of it for the rest of my life, Rangli, rub!
After huddling by the stove in the house for a long time, Kong Rong's icy hands and feet finally recovered.
There seemed to be a little more people in the shop today than usual, and the atmosphere was a little noisier than before. Kong Rong heard from other guys that these were people from the Golden Lion Bodyguard Bureau.
Golden Lion Dart Board!Kong Rong snorted, unexpectedly he was wearing a martial arts world.But this Golden Lion Escort, he sounds a little familiar, why did it come from...
He was racking his brains to think about the matter of the Golden Lion Escort Bureau, when the door of the restaurant was suddenly pushed open, he subconsciously turned his head to look, just in time to see two people walking in one after the other.
The leader was a young man in plain clothes, and behind him was a burly man.The two walked into the restaurant, chose a vacant seat in a corner and sat down one after another.The young man had been coughing in a low voice since he came in, and he seemed to have been ill for a long time.
For some reason, Kong Rong seemed to have a good impression of that young man. Normally, he would send others to greet guests when they came, but this time he went over in person with a pot of tea.
"Guest officers, what do you want to eat?" Kong Rong poured a cup of tea for the two of them and pushed it to their respective hands. "It's cold outside, drink a cup of hot tea to warm up."
The young man raised his head slightly, and tugged at the corner of his mouth, with a little smile in his eyes.
"Master, I'll go and check the guest room first." The big man respectfully respected the young man, stood up after getting the answer, and walked to the counter like a gust of wind.
The young man started to cough again and again, Kong Rong pulled his eyes back, looked at his face that was gradually turning bright red from the cough, and suddenly turned around and sat beside him, "Brother, I see you are not sick Qing, why didn't you go to see the doctor?"
The young man shook his head with a smile, and said slowly: "I'm afraid that my illness will be cured, so I won't live for a few years. Why don't I drink a few jars of good wine while I can still move."
"That's right!" Kong Rong slapped the table suddenly, startling the young man, "I'll get you some good wine right now, wait!"
After saying that, he jumped up from the chair all at once, ran to the shopkeeper's private wine cellar, picked out a pleasing one from a group of wine jars, picked it up and ran, if it wasn't for the shopkeeper's eyesight, or even He thought it was a wine thief who stole his wine collection.
When Kong Rong ran back to the lobby wheezing and panting, the big man just returned to his seat. He ordered the waiter to get some appetizers, and he ran to the wine jar and crawled back to the young man with a smile.
The big man looked at Kong Rong, frowned unconsciously, and was about to open his mouth to say something, but the young man raised his hand to stop him.
Kong Rong ignored their petty actions and poured three glasses of wine. He picked up one, touched the other two, and poured it into his own mouth.After drinking a glass of wine, he instantly felt refreshed, and even looked at the two people in front of him more pleasingly.
"Seeing that you two are both busy and dusty, you must have been in the rivers and lakes. If there is anything interesting to tell, let me, a bumpkin who has never been out of the house, see the world." Kong Rong He hiccupped while talking, "You don't know, I envy you Jianghu people, fighting and killing each of you with a weapon in your hand, you're so handsome! It's not like me, I'm bored here every day places, backcountry, nothing."
The young man took a sip of his wine and said lightly: "The disputes between Jianghu and Jianghu are far more complicated than you think. To tell you the truth, brother, I also went out of customs and lived in seclusion for ten years to avoid troubles in Jianghu. I'm afraid I won't come back."
"Oh! You can come back after ten years of seclusion. It should be something you are particularly worried about! To tell you the truth, I have learned a little bit of divination before. How about I help you figure out if you can come back this time?" Wish fulfilled?"
Kong Rong was chattering.
The young man traveled all the way, exhausted and lonely. Seeing such a young man getting close to him at this moment, he couldn't help feeling very interesting, so he agreed wholeheartedly. No one around here knew the purpose of his trip. Looking at the young man in front of him People don't seem to know their own identities, so it's okay to tease him like this.
"Okay!" Kong Rong coughed twice, then suddenly stepped on the stool, sat down cross-legged, murmured something, then closed his eyes and asked, "May I ask your name?"
The young man said: "My surname is Li."
"Oh! That's a good surname." Kong Rong muttered a few more words and asked, "What's your name?"
The young man pondered for a moment, then replied, "Looking for joy."
"Damn it! The name is even better, it looks like my idol..." Kong Rong suddenly opened his eyes wide and stopped talking, damn it!Li Xunhuan!Golden Lion Dart Board!He remembered that the Golden Lion Escort was the beginning of the plot of "Plum Blossom Pirates" in "The Ruthless Swordsman and the Sentimental Sword". He remembered that Zhuge Lei was carrying a burden, and then all kinds of dangerous people began to come. Grab the golden thread armor in the burden... I'm so tired!
Kong Rong was shocked, he dared to wear not only the world of martial arts, but also the story of Gu Long and Xiao Li Feidao!Paralyzed, this is too unreal!This must not be true!
"How? Brother, did you calculate something?" Li Xun Huan saw that Kong Rong was dumbfounded, and couldn't help reminding him.
Kong Rong swallowed his saliva, feeling that he was in big trouble, "Hey hey hey hey hey, I figured it out, but the secret must not be leaked, let's go our separate ways, and we will never see each other again!"
After saying this, Kong Rong jumped off the chair, turned around and ran away.
joke!He put aside his ordinary life, but went to hook up with the hero of the martial arts world with a halo of pig's feet?Does he want to die or doesn't want to live!
In any case, the truth gained by all the predecessors who have traveled through made him clearly understand that if he wants to survive through the world, he must stay as far away from the protagonist as possible!
The author has something to say: Seeking support from the new pit~
Little theater time——
Li Xunhuan: There is a question that I thought about for a long time but couldn't figure it out.
Kong Rong: What's the problem?
Li Xunhuan: When you first saw me, why did you look like a ghost?Am I really that scary?
Kong Rong: Hehehehehehe!Let's talk about something else, like do you want to eat cucumber first or drink chrysanthemum tea first?
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