Amoy to elementary school brother

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It’s always so bad, forget it, forget it, it’s already like this anyway, I am the invincible Bump Man, and I must defeat the little monster.

Wang Zimeng may have forgotten that Bump Man and Little Monster are a natural pair. Where would Bump Man be without a little monster, and where would a little monster be without Bump Man?In other words, the fates of Wang Zimeng and Su Yuze are also closely linked.

No, there are already a lot of people in the class before class.Wang Zimeng turned the pen disdainfully.

Even if she keeps a low profile, she can't escape the sharp-eyed ability of the rotten girl.

"Ai, ai, ai, Wang Zimeng, that fried-haired idiot."

"It's so cute, do you know? I'm already writing their cp article, in the school's forum, and I only published three chapters yesterday, and the reply rate has skyrocketed." A certain woman was proud talking.

"Really, really." Then another woman immediately picked up her phone and entered the forum, only to see a novel "Perfect Attack x Love Romance of a Fried-haired Idiot" on the top

It was the first time that Wang Zimeng disliked these women, and shouted loudly: "It's enough, I told you that the orientation of labor and management is normal, normal, understand?? I like soft girls, soft girls, but I'm bent, I It's also an attack, an emperor's attack, do you understand?"

"Really? Then it depends on how emperor you are, and you can overwhelm me!" Su Yuze bent down and said in a low voice next to Wang Zimeng's ear, and did not forget to blow a breath of warm air in his ear after speaking .

Su Yuze's action made Wang Zimeng's body tremble, and her ears were also numb. Wang Zimeng folded her ears on the table reflexively, and looked at the culprit fiercely: "You...you...what are you? appeared in time."

Su Yuze looked at Wang Zimeng's expression with satisfaction, and smiled softly. It seemed that his ears were quite sensitive: "I was behind you a long time ago, but you were too stupid to notice."

"You show up when you show up, why are you still talking in your ear? It's fine, do you need to breathe?" Wang Zimeng picked his ears pretending to be disgusted.

"Be careful to pick out the earwax." Su Yuze said happily.

"You..." Wang Zimeng's face was flushed with anger, and you didn't say anything all day long.

Li Bo couldn't help sighing in his heart, alas, Wang Zimeng, who is so easy to provoke, actually provoked Su Yuze, it's really bad luck for eight lifetimes, aren't you usually the most vicious tongue, and now you stutter.

And some rotten girls next to her were already typing on the forum on their mobile phones, probably posting something again.

"Okay, don't stop talking about it. Next time you accidentally make the wound bigger, you will die." After finishing speaking, Su Yuze put the ointment in Wang Zimeng's desk and touched Wang Zimeng. Zimeng headed to the podium with the textbook in her hand.

Wang Zimeng stared blankly at the bottle of ointment on the table, and unconsciously touched the poked hair he just touched with his hand, as if there was residual heat from his palm.

"Hey, Wang Zimeng, why are you blushing?" Li Bo's words were correct, but his eyes were still fixed on Wang Zimeng.It seems that he is a little bit cute when he is blushing.

As soon as Wang Zimeng heard Li Bo say this, she immediately became nervous: "Who...who...who, blushed. I just feel hot."

013. My little brother offended me

"Don't do this with me." Although Li Bo talked about it, he always felt that there was something blocking him in his heart. It started from the moment he saw Wang Zimeng's sleeping face yesterday.

Su Yuze frowned and saw that Li Bo and Wang Zimeng were so close to each other, they were almost close to kissing each other, and he was very unhappy in his heart. He wanted to let this brat go temporarily, but it seems that he should be domesticated earlier. And that man named Li Bo had to find a proper opportunity to warn him, dare to touch his prey?That person was looking for death.

"Okay, let's start class. Let me explain in advance. If you miss my class there, you will be responsible for the consequences." What Su Yuze hates most is trouble.

More than half of the people in the class nodded in unison to show their understanding.

Then Su Yuze started to talk about easy-to-understand tutorials. The students in the class were never serious, even Wang Zimeng listened seriously, and then listened to Su Yuze's explanation, and then suddenly realized Nod vigorously.

It's really good enough. When Su Yuze was explaining, his eyes were actually looking at Wang Zimeng intentionally or unintentionally. Su Yuze couldn't help but find it funny that Wang Zimeng looked like a good baby in class, and it turned out to be someone he liked.

Even so, Wang Zimeng has a natural habit of never paying attention to more than 20 minutes in class. Even on topics that interest him, his attention will never exceed 20 minutes. That was simply a miracle.

Wang Zimeng was writing notes, but she didn't know when she fell asleep lying on the table.The key is that he still holds the pen in his right hand, and he doesn't intend to loosen it.

Su Yuze just finished speaking on a key topic, and wrote a sample problem on the blackboard, and saw that Wang Zimeng was already lying on the table and fast asleep, almost drooling.

Su Yuze put down the book and chalk in his hands, and strode towards Wang Zimeng's place. The eyes of the whole class were fixed on Su Yuze's slender and tall figure.Countless people began to mourn for Wang Zimeng in their hearts, Wang Zimeng, you can ask for blessings, you dare to sleep so soundly in the class of Gongjun at your home, isn't that purely for fuss! ! !

"Student Wang Zimeng." Su Yuze knocked on Wang Zimeng's desk with his left hand.

Not only did Wang Zimeng not wake up, but she was still talking vaguely in her sleep: "Pig~ Yuze. You big villain actually bullied me. Let's see if my stinky feet don't smoke you to death... Hahaha."

Although Wang Zimeng spoke vaguely, for Su Yuze, he heard everything in his ears.

Su Yuze smiled lightly, instead of knocking on the table lightly just now, he patted the table very hard.

"Crack." There was a loud noise, even a dead pig could not be woken up.

Wang Zimeng, who was still fishing with Duke Zhou, was woken up by the loud noise, so she couldn't help being furious: "Damn it, who dares to disturb your grandfather and me to sleep."

"Me." Su Yuze replied lightly, wanting to see the reaction of this elementary school boy next.

"Hehe, senior, hello, hello, I was so offensive just now, sorry for being rude." Wang Zimeng saw that it was Su Yuze, and immediately got up again.

"on my

014. The square root of seven is equal to? !

Class, do you still dare to sleep so happily? "Su Yuze said to Wang Zimeng with a dark face on purpose.

And Wang Zimeng saw Su Yuze's gloomy face, although he said he was handsome, he really wanted to squeeze it. .bah bah. .This is not the point, the point should be that I fell asleep in the senior's open class, and now I'm done for, why can I be so unlucky every time I meet him, and the unlucky is so thorough, Wang Zimeng is also very drunk with his own luck that's it.

After dozens of seconds, Wang Zimeng muttered in a low voice: "Actually, I didn't sleep very happily. The key is that there is no pillow, and I'm a little bit smug."

"What did you say?" Well, you little boy who is not afraid of anything, ordinary people usually in this situation should not say 'no, senior, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I kneel down and ask for your forgiveness' or just say' Senior, I didn't mean that, or I'll give you a kiss as compensation'

Ah hello, this is obviously not something that ordinary people would say under normal circumstances.

"No...it's nothing..." Wang Zimeng stammered, the senior probably didn't hear that sentence just now, oops, I'll go, it seems that I have to take good care of my mouth.

Su Yuze came back to his senses, coughed a few times, walked to the podium table and pointed to the question on the blackboard: "Since you still have time to sleep, it means that you can do this question, so you can tell me Tell me, the answer to this question."

Answer? ? ! !Wang Zimeng looked at the question on the blackboard wanting to cry but could not do it at all, what should I do.

Then suddenly he looked at Li Bo with a sudden enlightenment, right, he almost forgot about this guy.Then Wang Zimeng asked Li Bo for help with shining eyes.

Ah hello, ah hello, Wang Zimeng, don't look at me with your pitiful eyes, okay?

That's what he thought, but Li Bo still read the answer in a low voice: "root number seven...root number seven." Li Bosheng was afraid that Wang Zimeng would not hear him, so he said it several times in a low voice.

As a result, Wang Zimeng said, "What? Aunt's towel?"

Wang Zimeng didn't understand what she said for a while and said it very loudly.

As a result, the whole class burst into laughter.

Hearing the laughter of the whole class, Wang Zimeng suddenly realized what she said, blushing, wishing to get into the cracks in the ground.As for Su Yuze, he smiled softly. He really was the one who saw the mountains by himself, so silly and funny.

And Li Bo also helped his forehead helplessly. He is really stupid enough to hear the root number seven as an aunt's towel. Please, Wang Zimeng, a root number of seven and an aunt's towel can be pronounced differently, okay?How can you think of it together.

I don't know if it's because he hasn't picked out earwax for too long, or if he's thinking too much.

Seeing that the people in the class were still laughing, and Wang Zimeng's head was lowered, she wanted to bury her face, her bangs covered most of her face, and the roots of her ears were completely red, Su Yuze felt that if she didn't help him out, He probably had to jump off the building.

"Okay, stop laughing, whoever wants to throw someone out again, Wang Zimeng, sit down, and fuck me next time