Su Nanzhi turned into a meow.
System: "Hey hey~ It turns out that the mysterious ore has such a function, I have to report to the headquarters immediately! Thank you for the host's participation, I'm leaving now~ Chirp~"
Su Nanzhi qwq: "Meow meow!!!"
(How do I change back, meow?!)
It is worth saying that cats on this planet have been extinct for a long time.
When Gu Lai saw the golden and round cat in front of him, he was shocked, but soon realized that this is a cat that has been extinct for many years!
And it seems that the variety of Sunanzhi is... Minute! ! !
Wuhu, so cute!
The short legs, the big blue eyes that don't work, and the fluffy, satin-like hair.
It seemed that he couldn't quite understand what happened, his beautiful eyes blinked like a talking universe.
Gu Lai was so fascinated, and when he realized it, he had already hugged Su Nanzhi in his arms.
The soft fur scratched his palm, and Gu Lai stretched out his hand to pinch Su Nanzhi's soft belly.
"Meow meow!!" After turning into a cat, he basically doesn't blush, but his little ears are red from head to tail, and even the ear clusters are also dyed a little red.
The only weapon he has is his sharp claws, but... Su Nanzhi looked at his claws, the claws were sharp, and it hurt very much when he scratched them, so Su Nanzhi silently retracted his claws and patted them with the pads Pat Gu Lai.
But unexpectedly, this action instead evoked a secret thought in Gu Lai's heart.
In the next second, the world was spinning.
There is no rough skin on the pink meat pads, it feels delicate and smooth, and it is elastic and soft.
The short legs kicked up, fluffy.
Gu Lai looked down, and there was a pink-colored belly hidden in the snowy hair, and occasionally small bumps could be seen.
"Heh." Gu Lai smiled hoarsely, pressed down on Sunanzhi's fleshy pad, and pressed down on Sunanzhi's fleshy pad with his fingers.
A pinch, and another pinch.
The fleshy cushion seems to have a different kind of magic power, which makes people unable to stop at all.
The fluffy fur had a fragrant smell, Gu Lai squeezed Sunan Zhi's limbs, and buried his face into Sunan Zhi's furry stomach.
The belly is the most sensitive part of a cat, and it is not easy to turn it out for others to see. Even close people are reluctant to be touched because they are naturally timid.
Being so stimulated by Gu Lai, Su Nanzhi was so sensitive that her tail exploded.
"Meow~~~"
The high-pitched meow is tactful at the end, helpless and coquettish.
His big tail was shaking, and the fluffy hair swept across Gu Lai's arms, as if scratching at the tip of Gu Lai's heart.
But now Su Nanzhi couldn't help it, Gu Lai buried his face deeply in Su Nanzhi's stomach, and rubbed against her.
Su Nanzhi was anxious and angry, but she couldn't hit him with her paws, so she could only yell, his voice was also grandma's, not threatening at all.
Gu Lai squeezed and kissed again, and Sunanzhi felt pain, and was forced to stretch out his claws, restrained his sharp claws, and patted him with the pads.
As a result, the ankle bone was bitten a few more times.
Su Nanzhi was so angry that she lost her temper.
After the last meow, Su Nanzhi chose to give up.
Gu Lai quickly sucked the cat once, and his whole body was much more energetic.
·
The next day, Star Pirates opened a video to have a face-to-face exchange with Gu Lai.
The star thief leader said: "I heard that the queen came from the exiled planet? If so, then you can't be convinced! We can't accept it no matter what!!"
According to the general way of thinking, since everyone said "I can't accept it", but I played the video again, it seemed to mean "let's talk about it again".And this "talk" is nothing more than the cession of interests.
When it comes to this, it is impossible for the people above to understand.
A member of the House of Representatives actually understands it in their hearts.
but……
"He's talking about Queen Nanzhi?"
"How can he say Su Nanzhi?!"
"Who is this guy?? Does he speak our language?"
Star Bandit leader: "???"
Wait, I got the script, right?
However, the head of the star bandit can get mixed up for this sake, and his mentality is still good.
He thought for a while, and his attitude eased a little.
"I have a younger sister who is also here today. Why don't your Majesty marry us? No matter how complicated things are, as long as we become a family, everything will become easier."
"Meow~"
The star thief heard a strange cry, which was soft and cute, and it almost took his soul away.
Moreover, he had never heard this voice before, so he didn't understand what kind of animal it was for a while, but when he thought about it, the rumored iron-blooded His Majesty Gu Lai actually likes to raise small animals secretly, what does that mean?
It shows that Gu Lai is essentially a paper tiger, which can be broken as soon as he pokes it.
Furthermore, this marriage has a higher probability of success than imagined!
The leader of the star bandits smiled knowingly.
He stared at Gu Lai in the video, Gu Lai was not in a hurry to refute his words, but first hugged the cat on the ground.
The star thief leader's eyes are bright.
Woohoo, what kind of cute animal is this? ? ?
He secretly took screenshots, intending to go to Qiandu, but found that Gu Lai had actually set permissions such as "no screenshots, recordings".
Just... so ruthless.
However, Star Pirates soon learned the name of this animal, and it turned out to be a cat that had been extinct for hundreds of years! ! !
Woohoo, cats are too cute! ! !
After Gu Lai picked up the cat, he firmly said: "I refuse. You may have forgotten your identity. You are a thief, and I am a king. I can carry out a second inhuman massacre on you at any time."
Thanks, I remembered.
Of course the star thief can't beat him, how many people in this vast universe can beat His Majesty the Madman?
You must know that there are so many planets in the entire vast universe, but basically no planet has escaped the clutches of His Majesty the Madman.
Generally speaking, His Majesty the Madman will only ask you: "Are you convinced?"
If you don't accept it, he will directly beat you until you are convinced.
And this person is particularly sick, that is, he has not conquered a planet, and often has a hospice care, such as: Your planet has grown vegetables for hundreds of years, and the quality is good.
The mouth is especially sharp when hurting others.
After getting married, Gu Lai seems to have calmed down his temper, and his whole body is filled with the sweet and happy light of the holy father, so that when the star thief made a fuss, he forgot the symbol behind Gu Lai.
Never a gentle god, always a violent old god.
Gu Lai held the cat in the posture of holding a baby, and his other hand was not idle, smoothing the cat's fur.
Not only was the cat not petted, but it meowed at the star thief in the video.
The star thief heard it, hey, I really like the little animals.
There are no cats in the world now, if there is such a cute pet on that planet, it would be really nice.
Especially the one in His Majesty Gu Lai's hand, it's beautiful!cute!
The big round eyes are the same color as the sky, and when you look closely, it seems that the embryonic form of the universe is in the eyes.
Moreover, his hair is soft and beautiful, like a cloud of velvet, which makes people want to bury their face in it. If there is such a cat, what kind of marriage is there!
So the words on the lips became: "Oh, what a beautiful and precious little animal, if His Majesty is willing to bear the pain and give up, we can surrender unconditionally!!"
Su Nanzhi blinked: "Meow???"
Gu Lai's face sank in an instant, and he only said one sentence: "Go to hell!"
Then I hung up the video call, turned around and said to the person next to me, "Call me, you don't need to keep alive."
Su Nanzhi cupped her face with her paws: "Meow meow!!!"
(Everyone wants peace!!!)
·
Fortunately, things have not fully developed to that point.
The second public negotiation started. This time, both sides of the negotiation sent a lot of people to try to solve the problem by "nuclear peace".
Su Nanzhi was afraid that Gu Lai would start a fight if he disagreed, so he specially asked someone to debug a cat language translator, and participated in this meeting with Gu Lai. At the same time, this meeting will be broadcast directly on the star network and broadcast live.
As soon as the meeting started, the leader of the Star Bandits also had a lot to say.
"People on our side, don't be slaves and demand civil rights!"
Gu Lai is still a little angry because of what happened yesterday, coupled with his young age, his wife has become a cat again.
At this time, the eyebrows were raised, and the group of ministers who were eating dry food behind them felt a little bit in their hearts: It's broken, it's broken, it's broken! !
As one of the main ministers, Gordon immediately sent a message to the back: "It's over, this matter is a big problem, everyone is ready for the worst!!"
The others nodded and swallowed several times.
Just when everyone thought that things were going to be dirty, Sunan Zhi meowed and pulled Gu Lai's sleeve.
Gu Lai's expression immediately filled with holy light: "Okay, no problem."
Star Pirate: "????"
Minister: "????"
The live broadcast suddenly:
【Alas! !Is this Senior Nan Zhi? ?Senior Saigao! ! ! 】
[Oh my God, what kind of angel is Nanzhi lp! ! ! ! 】
[Hahahaha, our Majesty is afraid of guilt! ! 】
【Your Majesty and Queen, love is real! ! !Salute to the queen! ! ! 】
Probably because he was too relaxed, the star thief suddenly swelled up, and he made a second request: "Please give me the cat in your hand as a symbol of peace."
[Hell has no door, you vote! 】
【What? ? ?How dare someone rob the entire empire of his wife! ! ! 】
[The hatred of taking a wife is irreconcilable! ! ! 】
[Can this be tolerated? ! ! ! 】
This is unbearable!
Gu Lai almost exploded: "Go to hell!"
"Go to hell!!! I have endured you for a long time!!! I actually want to tear down my cp!!!"
No one expected that a sister from Star Bandit would suddenly show up and take a brick and directly execute him on the spot.
After the sisters killed the star thief, they looked upright: "Those who dismantled my CP will die. Wife Nan Zhi, Chiu Mi~~"
"Master Nanzhi's support team, here, we offer our hearts to Master Nanzhi!!!" Countless people stood up from behind her, like seedlings of geography, and upon closer inspection, they were all from the copy of the hospital.
System >-<: "Host!! There are bugs in the dungeon again!! In the previous hospital dungeon, all the people who were poisoned by your succubi in the spiritual network have escaped!!!"
Su Nanzhi: "Meow meow meow!"
The whole universe looked at his beloved Nanzhi Miaomiao and said a word.
They were waiting for Nan Zhi's first sentence in the translator.
The translator flashed a few times, everyone held their breath, and then they heard——
"Stupid human beings, quickly call me Your Lady Queen!!"
The author has something to say: this is the end.
Really really really thank you all for your company.
I am not a person who can write articles, thank you for putting up with so many petty tempers and bad tempers of mine.
I will continue to work hard, see you in the next world~~
System: "Hey hey~ It turns out that the mysterious ore has such a function, I have to report to the headquarters immediately! Thank you for the host's participation, I'm leaving now~ Chirp~"
Su Nanzhi qwq: "Meow meow!!!"
(How do I change back, meow?!)
It is worth saying that cats on this planet have been extinct for a long time.
When Gu Lai saw the golden and round cat in front of him, he was shocked, but soon realized that this is a cat that has been extinct for many years!
And it seems that the variety of Sunanzhi is... Minute! ! !
Wuhu, so cute!
The short legs, the big blue eyes that don't work, and the fluffy, satin-like hair.
It seemed that he couldn't quite understand what happened, his beautiful eyes blinked like a talking universe.
Gu Lai was so fascinated, and when he realized it, he had already hugged Su Nanzhi in his arms.
The soft fur scratched his palm, and Gu Lai stretched out his hand to pinch Su Nanzhi's soft belly.
"Meow meow!!" After turning into a cat, he basically doesn't blush, but his little ears are red from head to tail, and even the ear clusters are also dyed a little red.
The only weapon he has is his sharp claws, but... Su Nanzhi looked at his claws, the claws were sharp, and it hurt very much when he scratched them, so Su Nanzhi silently retracted his claws and patted them with the pads Pat Gu Lai.
But unexpectedly, this action instead evoked a secret thought in Gu Lai's heart.
In the next second, the world was spinning.
There is no rough skin on the pink meat pads, it feels delicate and smooth, and it is elastic and soft.
The short legs kicked up, fluffy.
Gu Lai looked down, and there was a pink-colored belly hidden in the snowy hair, and occasionally small bumps could be seen.
"Heh." Gu Lai smiled hoarsely, pressed down on Sunanzhi's fleshy pad, and pressed down on Sunanzhi's fleshy pad with his fingers.
A pinch, and another pinch.
The fleshy cushion seems to have a different kind of magic power, which makes people unable to stop at all.
The fluffy fur had a fragrant smell, Gu Lai squeezed Sunan Zhi's limbs, and buried his face into Sunan Zhi's furry stomach.
The belly is the most sensitive part of a cat, and it is not easy to turn it out for others to see. Even close people are reluctant to be touched because they are naturally timid.
Being so stimulated by Gu Lai, Su Nanzhi was so sensitive that her tail exploded.
"Meow~~~"
The high-pitched meow is tactful at the end, helpless and coquettish.
His big tail was shaking, and the fluffy hair swept across Gu Lai's arms, as if scratching at the tip of Gu Lai's heart.
But now Su Nanzhi couldn't help it, Gu Lai buried his face deeply in Su Nanzhi's stomach, and rubbed against her.
Su Nanzhi was anxious and angry, but she couldn't hit him with her paws, so she could only yell, his voice was also grandma's, not threatening at all.
Gu Lai squeezed and kissed again, and Sunanzhi felt pain, and was forced to stretch out his claws, restrained his sharp claws, and patted him with the pads.
As a result, the ankle bone was bitten a few more times.
Su Nanzhi was so angry that she lost her temper.
After the last meow, Su Nanzhi chose to give up.
Gu Lai quickly sucked the cat once, and his whole body was much more energetic.
·
The next day, Star Pirates opened a video to have a face-to-face exchange with Gu Lai.
The star thief leader said: "I heard that the queen came from the exiled planet? If so, then you can't be convinced! We can't accept it no matter what!!"
According to the general way of thinking, since everyone said "I can't accept it", but I played the video again, it seemed to mean "let's talk about it again".And this "talk" is nothing more than the cession of interests.
When it comes to this, it is impossible for the people above to understand.
A member of the House of Representatives actually understands it in their hearts.
but……
"He's talking about Queen Nanzhi?"
"How can he say Su Nanzhi?!"
"Who is this guy?? Does he speak our language?"
Star Bandit leader: "???"
Wait, I got the script, right?
However, the head of the star bandit can get mixed up for this sake, and his mentality is still good.
He thought for a while, and his attitude eased a little.
"I have a younger sister who is also here today. Why don't your Majesty marry us? No matter how complicated things are, as long as we become a family, everything will become easier."
"Meow~"
The star thief heard a strange cry, which was soft and cute, and it almost took his soul away.
Moreover, he had never heard this voice before, so he didn't understand what kind of animal it was for a while, but when he thought about it, the rumored iron-blooded His Majesty Gu Lai actually likes to raise small animals secretly, what does that mean?
It shows that Gu Lai is essentially a paper tiger, which can be broken as soon as he pokes it.
Furthermore, this marriage has a higher probability of success than imagined!
The leader of the star bandits smiled knowingly.
He stared at Gu Lai in the video, Gu Lai was not in a hurry to refute his words, but first hugged the cat on the ground.
The star thief leader's eyes are bright.
Woohoo, what kind of cute animal is this? ? ?
He secretly took screenshots, intending to go to Qiandu, but found that Gu Lai had actually set permissions such as "no screenshots, recordings".
Just... so ruthless.
However, Star Pirates soon learned the name of this animal, and it turned out to be a cat that had been extinct for hundreds of years! ! !
Woohoo, cats are too cute! ! !
After Gu Lai picked up the cat, he firmly said: "I refuse. You may have forgotten your identity. You are a thief, and I am a king. I can carry out a second inhuman massacre on you at any time."
Thanks, I remembered.
Of course the star thief can't beat him, how many people in this vast universe can beat His Majesty the Madman?
You must know that there are so many planets in the entire vast universe, but basically no planet has escaped the clutches of His Majesty the Madman.
Generally speaking, His Majesty the Madman will only ask you: "Are you convinced?"
If you don't accept it, he will directly beat you until you are convinced.
And this person is particularly sick, that is, he has not conquered a planet, and often has a hospice care, such as: Your planet has grown vegetables for hundreds of years, and the quality is good.
The mouth is especially sharp when hurting others.
After getting married, Gu Lai seems to have calmed down his temper, and his whole body is filled with the sweet and happy light of the holy father, so that when the star thief made a fuss, he forgot the symbol behind Gu Lai.
Never a gentle god, always a violent old god.
Gu Lai held the cat in the posture of holding a baby, and his other hand was not idle, smoothing the cat's fur.
Not only was the cat not petted, but it meowed at the star thief in the video.
The star thief heard it, hey, I really like the little animals.
There are no cats in the world now, if there is such a cute pet on that planet, it would be really nice.
Especially the one in His Majesty Gu Lai's hand, it's beautiful!cute!
The big round eyes are the same color as the sky, and when you look closely, it seems that the embryonic form of the universe is in the eyes.
Moreover, his hair is soft and beautiful, like a cloud of velvet, which makes people want to bury their face in it. If there is such a cat, what kind of marriage is there!
So the words on the lips became: "Oh, what a beautiful and precious little animal, if His Majesty is willing to bear the pain and give up, we can surrender unconditionally!!"
Su Nanzhi blinked: "Meow???"
Gu Lai's face sank in an instant, and he only said one sentence: "Go to hell!"
Then I hung up the video call, turned around and said to the person next to me, "Call me, you don't need to keep alive."
Su Nanzhi cupped her face with her paws: "Meow meow!!!"
(Everyone wants peace!!!)
·
Fortunately, things have not fully developed to that point.
The second public negotiation started. This time, both sides of the negotiation sent a lot of people to try to solve the problem by "nuclear peace".
Su Nanzhi was afraid that Gu Lai would start a fight if he disagreed, so he specially asked someone to debug a cat language translator, and participated in this meeting with Gu Lai. At the same time, this meeting will be broadcast directly on the star network and broadcast live.
As soon as the meeting started, the leader of the Star Bandits also had a lot to say.
"People on our side, don't be slaves and demand civil rights!"
Gu Lai is still a little angry because of what happened yesterday, coupled with his young age, his wife has become a cat again.
At this time, the eyebrows were raised, and the group of ministers who were eating dry food behind them felt a little bit in their hearts: It's broken, it's broken, it's broken! !
As one of the main ministers, Gordon immediately sent a message to the back: "It's over, this matter is a big problem, everyone is ready for the worst!!"
The others nodded and swallowed several times.
Just when everyone thought that things were going to be dirty, Sunan Zhi meowed and pulled Gu Lai's sleeve.
Gu Lai's expression immediately filled with holy light: "Okay, no problem."
Star Pirate: "????"
Minister: "????"
The live broadcast suddenly:
【Alas! !Is this Senior Nan Zhi? ?Senior Saigao! ! ! 】
[Oh my God, what kind of angel is Nanzhi lp! ! ! ! 】
[Hahahaha, our Majesty is afraid of guilt! ! 】
【Your Majesty and Queen, love is real! ! !Salute to the queen! ! ! 】
Probably because he was too relaxed, the star thief suddenly swelled up, and he made a second request: "Please give me the cat in your hand as a symbol of peace."
[Hell has no door, you vote! 】
【What? ? ?How dare someone rob the entire empire of his wife! ! ! 】
[The hatred of taking a wife is irreconcilable! ! ! 】
[Can this be tolerated? ! ! ! 】
This is unbearable!
Gu Lai almost exploded: "Go to hell!"
"Go to hell!!! I have endured you for a long time!!! I actually want to tear down my cp!!!"
No one expected that a sister from Star Bandit would suddenly show up and take a brick and directly execute him on the spot.
After the sisters killed the star thief, they looked upright: "Those who dismantled my CP will die. Wife Nan Zhi, Chiu Mi~~"
"Master Nanzhi's support team, here, we offer our hearts to Master Nanzhi!!!" Countless people stood up from behind her, like seedlings of geography, and upon closer inspection, they were all from the copy of the hospital.
System >-<: "Host!! There are bugs in the dungeon again!! In the previous hospital dungeon, all the people who were poisoned by your succubi in the spiritual network have escaped!!!"
Su Nanzhi: "Meow meow meow!"
The whole universe looked at his beloved Nanzhi Miaomiao and said a word.
They were waiting for Nan Zhi's first sentence in the translator.
The translator flashed a few times, everyone held their breath, and then they heard——
"Stupid human beings, quickly call me Your Lady Queen!!"
The author has something to say: this is the end.
Really really really thank you all for your company.
I am not a person who can write articles, thank you for putting up with so many petty tempers and bad tempers of mine.
I will continue to work hard, see you in the next world~~
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