The attraction of the Lingzhu is 100%, but the soul of the salted fish is also 100%, it is obviously not an easy task to make the salted fish be a man again.

Therefore, in the meeting room, everyone looked around Su Xuan's spirit pearl for a long time, and when the meeting broke up, these guys all slipped away with their little Jiujiu in their pockets and disappeared.

But Su Xuan was not in a hurry.

He pushed the flat mirror on the bridge of his nose, sat down behind the desk confidently, turned on the computer, and knocked on it, feeling that everything was under control!

Lu Tao walked past Su Xuan with his tail between his legs, Su Xuan didn't lift his head and said, "Don't forget you have a reception tonight, Father."

Lu Tao froze, like a wilted flower.

Hey, I still can't escape...

But he really didn't like the kind of occasion where all the staff pretended to only drink and not eat.

He is a glutton, he will be hungry.

Su Xuan raised his head and said seriously: "You are the only one invited this time, I can't go for you."

After all, Lu Tao is the boss of the company on the bright side, and he can only come out on many occasions.

When Su Xuan said this, Lu Tao's guilt burst out.

He thought to himself that although he had fallen asleep a few times during the long years, he lived soberly in the human world for hundreds of years at least, and he still wanted a "child with amnesia" like Su Xuan to worry about him, It shouldn't, really shouldn't.

So Old Man Lu gritted his teeth and said, "I know, I know, I will go."

Hungry for something like this, maybe, maybe, probably, maybe... it will pass after a while!

Does Su Xuanneng know what Lu Tao is thinking?

He raised the corners of his lips and said, "Don't worry, old man, if you attend the reception well, I'll prepare a supper for you, the kind that's all meat."

Lu Tao was taken aback, swallowed hard, and asked tentatively, "Grilled skewers?"

Su Xuan raised his chin: "Mutton kebabs, beef kebabs, zhangzhongbao pig crispy bone grilled squid and grilled small yellow croaker are all available! Just order your favorite one and sprinkle your favorite chili powder!"

The flowers exploded in front of Lu Tao's eyes, and the flowers were full of rows of fresh and juicy skewers.

He wiped the corner of his mouth and choked up with emotion: "Ah Xuan, you are such a good son."

Su Xuan evoked a smirk: "Isn't that so?"

Lu Tao: "I will take part in the reception and hook up well!"

Su Xuan: "That's the way it should be."

Lu Tao: "Collect business cards, triumphant!"

Su Xuan: "A job invitation is just around the corner!"

After the chicken blood was beaten, Su Xuan suddenly thought of something again, got up quickly, pulled him into the CEO's office, and took out some equipment that was prepared here but never used.

Although Lu Tao didn't understand what Su Xuan was going to do, but after being brainwashed right now, he was very obedient, so he just stood there and let Su Xuan play with him.

Su Xuan first grabbed his father's messy hair, revealing his smooth forehead just like him.

Although Papa Lu is "Papa Lu", he actually looks to be in his 30s, with some traces of age on his face, but his appearance is completely a handsome man full of charm.

It should be said that the traces of the years have made him more charming.

It's a pity, but I have such a mature and beautiful uncle's face, but I always blink a pair of innocent eyes, with a look that is easy to bully.

Su Xuan hated iron for being weak: "Father, you just look so easy to bully, that Boss Lin would come to step on you if he passed by today! By the way, when did you offend him?"

"I don't remember at all." Lu Tao felt aggrieved.

Su Xuan: "No, you can't look so aggrieved! Stand at attention! Take it easy! Your face should be expressionless, your brows should be slightly wrinkled, and your eyes should be sharp!"

Reflexively, Lu Tao straightened his back, stood upright, relaxed his facial muscles, and frowned—staring at Su Xuan!

Su Xuan: "No... don't look at it so affectionately, it's sharp! Daddy, sharp! One glance will make people feel like they are in the cold winter months!"

Lu Tao stared harder, his pupils were as black as black ink.

Su Xuan: "...If you look at others like this, they will fall in love with you! It won't be the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month, it will only burn you with lust!!!"

Lu Tao: "..."

Just now, he had pretended to be majestic like a well-trained lion under a beast trainer. At this moment, the lion returned to its original form and turned into a little tabby cat with its head drooping.

Lu Tao said listlessly, "Ah Xuan, I don't know how to do it."

"..." Su Xuan never gave up easily. After thinking for a while, his eyes lit up and said, "Tsk, Dad, you just pretend to be myopic! Myopic but without glasses, the kind of eyes that are slightly squinted!"

Lu Tao was stunned for a while, and thought about it.

At this moment, Qi Hanyu, a boy with black cat ears, came over and knocked on the door: "Father, Brother Su."

Lu Tao followed the sound and looked over, his back was straight, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and his eyes were slightly narrowed.

Qi Hanyu: "Fuck, Dad, your upper half of your face is cramping?"

Su Xuan: "..."

Lu Tao: "..."

Father Lu covered his face with a "sigh"!

Su Xuan's mouth also twitched.

It is very difficult to transform the good-for-nothing uncle into an elite mature man.

So Qi Hanyu, who was in a daze, followed Su Xuan, who was in despair, to comfort the heartbroken father, and finally Qi Hanyu came up with an idea: "Dad, don't you hate eating onions the most?"

Lu Tao: "Ugh."

Su Xuan: "You don't need to mention it, just throw up."

Qi Hanyu: "No, Dad, just think about a live onion standing in front of you to seduce you, are you indifferent, are you resisting! Do you want to hit him!"

Lu Tao's face was ashen.

Qi Hanyu: "Aren't your eyes sharp?"

Su Xuan: "Sharp, sharp! This method is fine! Dad, if Mr. Lin comes tonight, you can treat him like an onion, an onion! If he comes to provoke you again, you can learn from me!"

Su Xuan put one hand in his pocket, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, his eyes were joking: "Heh."

Qi Hanyu was shocked: "Brother Su, pretend to be [-]%."

Su Xuan flicked a lock of hair hanging from his forehead, and said with a chic smile: "It's just a necessary skill for business people."

So for the whole afternoon, Lu Tao endured all kinds of crazy input from the two children, until he was in a trance at the end.

Su Xuan helped him change into a suit and a tie. He was neatly dressed up and down. He was handsome and handsome. Then he pressed his shoulder and turned around: "Okay, let's go!"

The handsome man had his back in his pockets, tall, unrestrained posture, and a handsome appearance. There was an impenetrable frost between his deep eyebrows and eyes.

The handsome man took a deep breath... Turning around, he said, "Then I'm leaving."

Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu smiled and waved their little hands: "Be careful on the road, remember to check the car when crossing the road, and send a WeChat message to report safety when you get there."

The handsome man obediently said: "Okay."

Then he turned his head and set off with a deep expression on his face!

After sending Lu Tao away, Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu let out a sigh of relief.

It's really not an easy task to change the good-for-nothing uncle. As for how Father Lu can perform tonight after the emergency training, that's up to fate.

Su Xuan came back to his senses, remembered something again, looked at Qi Hanyu and said, "Aren't you going?"

The others have already slipped away cleanly.

When Qi Hanyu heard Su Xuan mentioning this matter, he smiled "hehe" and said, "Xia Yan and I are still staying."

Xia Yan was the gentle 20-year-old youth who had been sitting next to Qi Hanyu during the meeting.

During the speech, a petite white cat walked into the office area, sat down at the door, and meowed.

At first glance, the white cat looks like an ordinary kitten, with soft and white hair, a pair of big eyes like clear water blue gemstones, but the mane around its neck is particularly dense and fluffy, just like a little white lion , mighty and cute.

It was Xia Yan's original form, the monster Qu Ju.

Because the original shape looks similar to an ordinary kitten, Xia Yan likes to come and go in the original shape all the year round, and it doesn't attract the attention of others anyway.

Su Xuan and the others are used to it.

Su Xuan raised his eyebrows, waiting for Qi Hanyu to speak.

Qi Hanyu leaned over and said in a low voice: "Brother, Xia Yan and I want to try our best..."

Translated, it means that they are really interested in Lingzhu...

"But we don't know how to make money, you... teach us," Qi Hanyu's eyes glowed, "We are very motivated!"

Su Xuan gave a "tsk", and looked at him: "You are a dog."

Qi Hanyu blinked: "Yes."

Tengu is a kind of magical monster. Although its name is Tengu...but it looks like a wild cat. That's why Qi Hanyu has a pair of black cat ears. When he turns into his original form and stands with Xia Yan, he looks like a cat version of black and white.

- Let's not mention these for now.

The so-called tengu can ward off evil spirits among the people, in fact, it is because the tengu's perception of spiritual power is much more sensitive than other monsters.

They are also monsters that can ward off evil spirits. In theory, Tengu's perception of spiritual power is stronger than Pixiu's.

and so……

Su Xuan smiled slightly: "There is a tricycle in the company."

Qi Hanyu blinked again, expecting: "Then?"

Su Xuan: "There are also folding chairs and small wooden tables."

Qi Hanyu: "So?"

Su Xuan: "Although it's a bit rudimentary, if you print out a payment QR code, you can set up a stall on the spot to exorcise evil spirits!"

"Today, brother, I will teach you a lesson!"

In the summer of July, at eight o'clock in the evening, the night fell, but the temperature did not drop at all.

A humble tricycle set off from the back door of the office building.

A small wooden table was carried upside down on the tricycle, and a handsome boy sat obediently on one side, holding a beautiful little white cat with its hair fluttering in the wind in his arms.

In front, a handsome young man in a white shirt and black trousers was stepping on the pedals.

The beauty of the two people and the cat formed a stark contrast with the small broken tricycle and the pile of suspected garbage on it, which attracted the curious attention of many passers-by.

And the three of them kept their faces unchanged, and the tricycle headed all the way to the northwest of the city.

When he arrived at the outskirts of a sparsely populated residential area, under the bridge opening of a bridge, Su Xuan stopped the tricycle, hummed and moved the small wooden table down, unfolded the folding chair, and pasted a piece of paper on the front of the small wooden table, There is a letter "50 yuan to exorcise evil spirits once, please scan WeChat/Alipay", and there is a big QR code at the bottom.

Then he put Xia Yan's little white cat on the corner of the table, combed the fluffy fur in two or three strokes, and brushed it together with his hands. The beautiful and attractive little cat mascot was ready.

He pushed Qi Hanyu down on the folding chair, put on a dark red Tang suit, put on a black Tang suit hat, and put on a pair of black sunglasses on the bridge of his nose. He looked like a well-behaved boy.

In the end, Su Xuan also put on the same outfit, hat and sunglasses, the only thing left was a paper fan in his hand, "pattapatta" quickly fanned the wind, and stood still with a chic posture.

Two people and one cat, the position assignment is clear, and the attitude is thoroughly displayed.

Xia Yan: "Meow meow meow?"

Xia Yan turned to look at the two behind him in a daze.

Qi Hanyu calmly said: "Well, Brother Su, why did you choose to be under the bridge?"

Su Xuan desperately fanned the wind, and said deeply: "This is more suitable for the atmosphere."

Qi Hanyu: "Why do you wear such clothes and sunglasses in the middle of the night?"

Su Xuan: "This is more mysterious."

Qi Hanyu: "But Brother Su, I can't see anything."

Su Xuan: "It's okay, even touching the handle can drive away evil spirits."

Qi Hanyu pondered for a second, then raised his head to look at Su Xuan with piercing eyes: "Brother, you are right."

Xia Yan: "Meow meow meow??"

Su Xuan gave a thumbs up, with a confident smile on his face: "Don't worry, the sense of mystery will attract passers-by, and the business will come to you soon!"

Kid Qi Hanyu believed what the elder brother said, so he put his hands together on the small mottled wooden table, and looked deeply into the darkness in his eyes through the sunglasses, looking forward to the arrival of the first customer.

The first time I did this kind of thing, I was so excited.

Not to mention, Brother Su is right, in the atmospheric environment of the bridge cave, in the darkness created by the sunglasses, Qi Hanyu himself felt the strong mysterious aura coming from himself...

Then 10 minutes passed...

Su Xuan's fan flapped, and sweat slipped from his calm face, drop by drop.

10 minutes passed...

A gust of wind finally brought a bit of coolness, and it also brought bursts of crickets calling, one after another, faintly entangled.

Three 10 minutes passed...

More than a dozen mosquitoes flew around "buzzing, buzzing", calling for friends, flying and dancing, and gradually became stronger, and then they were sprayed by a burst of refreshing toilet water, and the mosquitoes scurried away.

Four 10 minutes passed...

A mother and daughter passed by chatting and laughing, the daughter glanced out of the corner of her eye, and couldn't help looking this way... let out a small scream!

The mother was frightened, and muttered "what's the matter, what's the matter" and followed her daughter's eyes, trembling: "Ghost? Haunted? Zombie?"

"Fuck, it's scary!" The daughter was sweating and dragged her mother to speed up her pace, "Those two people wearing sunglasses are so scary!"

When the sound faded away, under the bridge hole: "..."

Xia Yan turned her head silently again, looking at the two of them silently.

Su Xuan calmly wiped off his sweat, and asked the little friend Qi Hanyu beside him, "Is it hot?"

Qi Hanyu replied calmly: "It's hot."

Su Xuan: "Take it off."

……

……

Two drunken girls put their shoulders on each other and walked staggeringly on the night road. A mother and daughter walked towards each other quickly, and vaguely heard the mother of the other party say: "...how could there be such a strange person in the bridge hole? Infiltrator, I'm going to tell the community security later..."

The two girls glanced at them, looked at each other in blank dismay, and then burst out laughing.

I don't know what to laugh about. Anyway, they are drunk and the whole world is dizzy. They are happy!

After walking staggeringly for more than ten meters, one of the girls squinted and said, "Huh..."

She pointed diagonally forward: "Hahaha, hiccup, look, there are really strange people under the bridge hole!"

The other girl followed, her eyes widened, and she really saw two sneaky figures in strange clothes.

Putting it under the bridge hole, it feels a bit like a ghost movie.

The girl felt weird and novel at the same time, she laughed and said, "Hiss, don't call the police—"

The next second, the voice stopped abruptly.

Because those two weirdos... suddenly started undressing!

Taking off a dark red Tang suit, black hat, and sunglasses, the two boys who were soaked in sweat showed their true faces.

The young boy had a flushed face, with picturesque eyebrows and eyes. He loosened the collar of his T-shirt, shook his head, sweat dripped down his face, his black hair was messy, against his rosy white face, his chest was slightly open while panting. Lips, just like a sexy and beautiful boy.

The slightly older one unbuttoned two white shirt buttons, revealing a beautifully shaped collarbone. He raised his head and stroked his hair back.

The steaming hot two handsome guys made the two girls' eyes straight: "Fuck, I really want to call the police!!!"

This is not a ghost story... This is an erotic storybook! !

Even the white cat on the wooden table—the little white cat shook its head, turned sideways with a helpless expression, and looked at the night sky melancholy... No, the ceiling of the bridge hole, that white one, looks very fluffy Fluffy white hair, those cat's eyes shining like gemstones, make people feel affectionate at first sight, want to hug into their arms... slap me madly!

Qi Hanyu: "Damn, it's too hot bro."

Su Xuan: "Tsk, I'm not reconciled to throwing these two sets of clothes away. I don't know how much X fish can sell for."

Xia Yan: "...Meow meow meow."

The two of them hadn't tidied up yet when they heard a "bang" and were startled. When they looked back, they saw the two girls resting their hands on the wooden table.

One had already brought Xia Yan under control, and while he was masturbating wildly, his aunt laughed and said "so good, so good", "so soft, so soft".

One winked at Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu, drunk, but asked with piercing eyes: "Why, two handsome guys, set up a stall in the middle of the night... what are you selling?"

Su Xuan: "..."

Qi Hanyu: "..."

Don't talk so weirdly, okay? !

Although the two girls were drunk and their postures were a bit wild, but they were two big beauties, and they were dressed very sexy, so Qi Hanyu blushed and immediately didn't know where to put his eyes: "Ah, we..."

People, sometimes the more shy they look at each other, the more they like to tease them.

When one of the girls saw this, a green light burst out of his eyes.

She stretched out her hand to lift Qi Hanyu's chin, and under the shocking eyes of Su Xuan and Xia Yan, said to Qi Hanyu with a playful smile: "Hey, little brother, why are you shy, tell me what you sell, my sister can't scan QR codes , directly transfer the money to you via WeChat, hiccup, okay?"

Sister, wake up, sister, do you know what you are talking about? !

Qi Hanyu was stuttering, his face was flushed, and he faltered: "Sister, sister, we—"

"Sister!" The beauty clapped her hands to her chest, startling Qi Hanyu again, "This sister called me, my sister's heart melted!"

"..." Qi Hanyu, who was about to become a tomato, mumbled, "Sister, I, I will exorcise..."

The beauty looked at him deeply: "Exorcism? You don't need to exorcise evil spirits. Let's tell your fate. Quickly tell my sister, today, at this moment, will my sister have a peach blossom?"

The sister next to her who was stroking Xia Yan snorted when she heard the words: "Jiang Yi, are you serious? Hahaha, hiccup, no, little buddy, it's true or not that you come to set up a stall in the middle of the night to exorcise evil spirits. What kind of TV drama production team? Hidden shooting?"

She really looked around, wanting to see if there was a "photographer", and at the same time glanced at Su Xuan, obviously, she liked Su Xuan's model more than her sisters who liked to eat tender grass.

Qi Hanyu looked at a loss, but the beautiful sister in front of him had already turned her hands up and placed it on the wooden table, her index finger touched Qi Hanyu's fingertips, and she smiled evilly: "Come on, how do you count, hiccup, like this?"

Her sister laughed like crazy: "Hahahaha, you thought you had a pulse!"

However, at the moment when their fingers touched, Qi Hanyu was slightly taken aback, and something flashed by - he grabbed Jiang Yi's hand suddenly.

This made Jiang Yi, who had been molesting him vigorously, blush.

She was stunned, coughed lightly, and said meaningfully: "Brother, no, hiccup, I didn't expect you to look shy, but you are actually so bold..."

The topic here went in a strange direction without looking back, the sisters were still laughing wildly, and even took out their mobile phones to take pictures of their good sisters embarrassing after drinking.

On the other end, Qi Hanyu suddenly frowned and said, "Sister, have you encountered any strange things recently?"

The girl named Jiang Yi and her little sister were stunned.

The little sister laughed even harder after being stunned: "No, brother, are you serious? What the hell are you doing, although it's very interesting——"

After Jiang Yi was stunned, she also twitched the corners of her mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother, this style of speech is a bit clichéd, think about changing it to a better one?"

Qi Hanyu turned to look at Su Xuan, Su Xuan raised his eyebrows and nodded.

I didn't expect the first order to come so quickly.

Qi Hanyu turned around and tried to speak more clearly: "Uh, it's—"

"Sister, have you met strange people... or strange creatures for several days in a row?"

Little sister Jiang Yi was at a loss: "Creatures? Hahaha, strange creatures? Where are the magical animals? What a mess, brother, why are you so good-looking? Why do you have to come out to do this kind of deceitful business——"

As she spoke, she suddenly noticed that Jiang Yi seemed to have calmed down.

After a pause, she turned her head and saw that Jiang Yi was still as excited as she was molesting her little brother after drinking, but now she was completely stunned.

A gust of evening wind blows.

The little sister suddenly felt goosebumps popping out.

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