Brother Christine

The code names of 609 were chosen randomly, and the four people were ranked according to the order in which they entered the dormitory. Jiang Xiao was the last to arrive at the dormitory, hungry on the way, and came with a sesame seed cake in his mouth.

Jiang Xiao explained with a dark face, saying that it was a cake given by the rice noodle.

One two three nodded in agreement: "Okay four cakes."

Shen Qing was also speechless about the 'Four Cakes', Yaoji enthusiastically introduced Santiao and Erwan to him, and on a whim, named Shen Qing 'Dongfeng', saying that Ziqi came from the east.

Shen Qing doesn't care, it doesn't matter what it's called, the name is just a code name, and he feels that compared with Yaoji [-] and [-] cakes, this Dongfeng has a much higher level.

Comrade Yaoji, a well-known commentator of 609, is very proud of himself, boasting that he has a good way of judging people, and even his name is well-founded.

Jiang Xiao glanced at Shen Qing, and asked casually, "What's the basis?"

"I feel like he's fluttering," Yaoji approached, looked at Shen Qing, and said, "The kind that no one can catch, like the wind."

Shen lightly lowered his head, looking indifferently at the paws on his hands, which were a little oily, and smelled like fish head soup.

"It's light, and it's windy," Jiang Xiao said with a dark face, and opened Yaoji's hand with a chopstick: "Can it not float?"

Yaoji clicked his tongue, wiped his hands with the paper, looked at Shen Qing again, and explained with a grin, "I didn't mean that."

"Don't pay attention to him," Jiang Xiao said to Shen Qing with his head tilted: "His family's ancestors told people's fortunes, but it won't work in his grandpa's generation. .”

"Master." Shen wiped his hands lightly, teasing with a half-smile.

"Yes," Yaoji felt that the two brothers were being bullied, so he opened his mouth without thinking, "You two really deserve to be—"

"The third one has arrived at the school gate." Jiang Xiao kicked the chicken under the table, looked down at the phone, and then raised his eyelids: "Go and pick them up."

"Uh... okay," Yaoji glanced at Jiang Xiao, then at Shen Qing, got up and left with the plate in his hand, passed by Jiang Xiao before leaving, bowed his head unwillingly and said, "Fourth, you Don't bully people too much, I'm doing it for the sake of candied haws!"

Jiang Xiao glanced at him, and the meaning was obvious: Why don't you leave soon?

Yaoji snorted, turned and left.

Jiang Xiao bought him an extended version of strawberries, hawthorn and candied haws at the station, 20 yuan a bunch, which was the same as what he bought for her when he left the station last year.

Jiang Xiao knew what he wanted.

He doesn't like to eat that sour thing, but some people say that one person has to buy it for a year.

He didn't intend to ask her to pay it back. He took advantage of women and wasn't considered a man, but when he was about to get out of the car today, he suddenly wanted her to pay her back.

And brother, it was at this time that he came out as a substitute!

"What do you mean by candied haws?" Shen Qing asked as soon as Yaoji left.

"Ask another question." Jiang Xiao glanced at him, then got up and walked out: "Are you not moving the dormitory anymore?"

They all default to 'Dongfeng', which means they become a member of the dormitory by default, right?

"Don't move anymore," Shen Qing followed him, and said lightly, "You admit that you are stupid, what do I care about with a fool."

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows and glanced at him: "You are generous."

Shen Qing did not refuse anyone who came, and replied: "You are welcome."

Jiang Xiao pulled people into the mahjong group in the dormitory, and Shen Qing followed suit, changing the nickname in the group to 'Dongfeng'. Jiang Xiao also basically talked to Shen Qing about the matter between Yaoji and Liu Kexin.

Taboo, you have to say it to let people know that it is a taboo, Shen Qing and Liu Kexin are in the same department, and they will inevitably have contacts in the future, there are many people in the dormitory, for the sake of a brother and a girl turning against each other, Jiang Xiao is to prevent Shen Qing in advance Acupuncture, what should be said should not be said, if you can avoid it, you can avoid it a few times.

With one story, four or five people, Shen Qing roughly understood what kind of existence Liu Kexin was in their dormitory.

"I already have boyfriends." Shen Qing and Jiang Xiao went upstairs together, chatting casually: "What are you still thinking about?"

"The relationship of more than ten years is not selling vegetables, love and friendship are the same," Jiang Xiao said: "How can you just let it go?"

"Then why don't you come back?"

"It's nothing to do with her, it's the old chicken who didn't see her," Jiang Xiao explained: "Both of them were fine before, and Kexin has a boyfriend, and they are also fine, but Yaoji suddenly woke up one day, afraid of himself Impulsively acting as a third party to others, they will be deleted."

"Liu Kexin is a bit pitiful."

"Yaoji is also very pitiful." "Why did he suddenly wake up?"

"I beat him."

Shen Qing: "..."

"You are the chief culprit who destroyed them." Shen Qing walked up the stairs and said, "There are some relationships, there is no need to make it clear."

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly: "A stupid, mentally handicapped person is sitting across from his bed, picking on other people's boyfriend's bad habits all day long, scolding him from morning to night, and even calling her name in his sleep at night. The whole world knows that he likes Liu Kexin, but he himself doesn't know, can you bear this?"

Shen lightly clicked his tongue and smiled: "Stupid."

"But," Jiang Xiao glanced at him, "Since there are some relationships that don't need to be clarified, what are you obsessed with?"

Shen Qingzheng's smile faded away.

Jiang Xiao stared at him, as if waiting for a reply.

Shen Qing didn't speak, and walked up the last step in silence.

Jiang Xiao suddenly stepped over behind him with two big strides, leaving him behind without looking back: "You're stupid too."

Shen Qing stood silently at the entrance of the building, looked up at Jiang Xiao's proudly raised head, looked at the upright and wild back of that fool, and listened to the rhythmic sound of the man's feet stepping on the floor with hard soles... With a cold snort.

This idiot is pretending again.

In less than ten days since coming to school, Shen Qing and Jiang Xiao had quarreled six or seven times, basically focusing on the cold war and supplemented by the hot war. After all, their long-term relationship mode is the cold war.

They went back to the dormitory one after another, they didn't take a bath together, the two of them still didn't talk anymore, when they turned off the light and went back to bed, Shen Qing looked at the small quilt that was stacked on his bunk, and there was a small note thrown on it.

Shen Qing took advantage of the light from the window and found that the draft of English words was printed on the front of the small note, and on the back were two words in crazy handwriting: Thank you.

He glanced down, Jiang Xiao had already plugged in his earphones, and was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.

Shen Qing lay back on the bed, closed her eyes, rubbed the small piece of paper with her thumb, and suddenly felt that it would be good for two people to live in a dormitory.

But the dormitory era of two people passed quickly.

At 11:30 p.m., Yaoji was carrying [-] suitcases, and [-] were carrying three bags of snacks bought for the dormitory residents. The three sneaked in the door first, tiptoed to the bed rails, and half climbed onto the bed where they were supposed to be lying down. Jiang Xiao's upper bunk leaned against the ear of the already sound asleep, and called out affectionately, "Dearing~, I'mback~~, didyoumissme?"

'Dearing' was awakened by nausea, got up angry, turned around irritably, punched Sanjo on the bridge of the nose, cursed "Get lost", then turned his head and went back to sleep.

"Fuck!" Santiao screamed, and immediately let go of his hands to cover his nose, and his back hit the ground, falling backwards.

"Third brother!" Yaoji was startled, and rushed over to help him with two big strides: "I forgot to tell you, they changed positions!"

"Ah," Santiao covered his nose, and didn't forget to turn his head towards the door, "Wan!"

"I'll tell you to die, you deserve it!" Erwan said angrily behind him, raised his hand and turned on the light.

"Huh?" Jiang Xiao woke up from the shaking of the lamp, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a group of ghosts and ghosts standing beside his bed. The doorway was a familiar camouflage army green, and in front of him was a white man who was covering his nose and hissing, making his eyes dizzy even more. Black spiral collar shirt.

After confirming his eyes, this is the person who wanted to kill him in the middle of the night and disturbed his sleep.

"What's the fuss!" Jiang Xiao frowned and kicked over.

"I admitted the wrong person!" Three conditioned reflexes dodged and stepped on twenty thousand feet standing in the narrow room of four.

"Ah!" Erwan yelled reflexively, raised his hand to support Santiao's waist, pinched two hands on it like pliers: "You're looking for death!"

"Hey!" There was a pleasant strange sound from the three throats.

"Stop arguing!" Yaoji went over and pulled away the two people who had somehow hugged each other crowded behind the door, picked up the big bag of snacks and put them on the table, and looked back at the three behind him with disgust. A person, while opening the bag, muttered: "There are puffs in it, and you can't eat it if you smash it."

A group of people below were arguing, and Shen Qing, who slept in the dormitory with so many people for the first time and was woken up by the second time, was completely furious!

He grabbed the pillow and turned over and jumped out of bed, ready to throw it on the ground fiercely, and then yelled at them, although he didn't know which sentence was more "get out of me" or "a bunch of idiots" Okay, but he won't swallow his anger just because this is his new roommate!

Shen Qing exploded in anger, and the back of his head was slammed against the solid brick and wood roof with a bang, the sound in his head was like thunder, and the soles of his feet slammed on the smooth bed, His legs slammed, and he knelt heavily on the bed.

Shen Qing faced forward with a ferocious expression, still holding the pillow in her hand that she didn't have time to throw down.

A series of unlucky and highly technical serial operations successfully attracted the collective attention of all the demons and ghosts below.

"This is Shen Qing!" Erwan stretched his neck and greeted with a smile.

"Isn't it?" Santiao was a little flattered, and said with a shameless smile: "You are so polite to me?"

"Is this a formal welcome ceremony?" Yaoji asked earnestly with puffs in his mouth, smiling eyes.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Xiao stood beside the bed, looking at him with a complicated expression.

The death scene of a large community.

Shen Qing's brows twitched fiercely, even thinking of fleeing to the ground.

It's a pity that he is on the sixth floor. If he escapes from the ground, he has to go through another six floors to achieve his wish.

"Nothing." After a while, Shen Qing replied lightly, "I'll lie down in another position."

Under the attention of everyone, Shen Qing put the pillow back on the bed without changing her face, sat on her buttocks, then slipped on her heels, slipped back into the bed like a snake, then turned over and kicked her legs to cover the quilt, then closed her eyes and tried to hypnotize herself. Remove the memory of just half a minute ago.

can't see me can't see me can't see me...

The four demons and ghosts below all lowered their heads and let out different levels of laughter.

"Hey hey..." It came from the boss eating puffs with a vague and smirk.

"Cough cough...cough cough! Cough!" The second child smiled politely.

"Wow wow!" The youngest rubbed his nose and smiled cheaply.

"Enough, stop laughing." The fourth child maintained the dormitory discipline with a serious expression.

The kind with a smile.

"Is it over?" Shen Qing sat up on the bed from the laughter of the crowd, with a sullen face, picked up her pillow again, glanced back and forth under it, and was about to hit the one who laughed the most!

One, two, three saw that people's faces were not quite right, the newcomer seemed to be unable to stand a joke, so he immediately changed into a new face, and each of them tilted their heads and coughed uncomfortably.

Jiang Xiao knew Shen Qing's temper best. He thought he had concealed it well just now. He got out of bed, stepped on his shoes, grabbed the edge of the bed, and explained shamelessly to others: "Don't bother with them, it's all just a joke."

Without saying a word, Shen Qing swung a pillow over and said coldly, "Get lost."

That stupid smile just now is the most insulting!