When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Being hit twice by their wicked uncle and uncle's father, Xuan and Ming were plunged into gray tones.

Uchihaji stuck out his tongue playfully towards Tajima, and happily took the two little boys to check their practice lessons.

He set up a few targets in the backyard, one or two in conspicuous positions, and a few in more eccentric and tricky positions. He smiled and pointed to the red circle of the target, and then stuffed a few shurikens into Xuan's hand. inside.

"Try it……"

Xuan is relatively confident in his shuriken skills. He has always been good at calculations. When he sees a target, he can calculate the approximate position in his head. With his hands, he can basically hit the target with five shurikens. , and then hit those relatively easy bulls-eyes, and the remaining ones were more difficult, and failed several times.

Looking at the situation in front of him, Uchihaji roughly estimated where Degen's level was, and brought Mei over to let him try it again.

The level of the two brothers is about the same, but Ming is not very able to hold his breath, which is related to his already somewhat irritable temper. Uchihaji stared at Ming, who was poor in grades, for a while, and forced him to stare into a cold sweat. Xuan turned his gaze back.

"How are they?" Meilin asked with a smile, leaning half against the wall, holding her belly.

"Normally," Uchihaji touched his chin, and said casually, "I'll go to the scare training ground to practice, and Xuan will go to a place with me first."

Meilin tilted her head, "Scared the training ground?"

She remembered that this was a special training ground made up of scaring clowns made by Uchihaji. It is a very common training method recently to practice endurance, acuity and responsiveness, and it happens to have a "special attack" on impatient guys like Mei.

Looking at each other with Uchiha Haru, Mei Lin was sure that the other party thought so, and immediately agreed.

Uchihaji was very satisfied. Anyway, he didn't require the power to hit, but he was just pulling him to the lowest level to practice his temper.

However, he kept a wait-and-see attitude as to whether Ming Neng could really calm down.

Taking Akutagawa as an example, there are some impulses that cannot be changed, but the surface impulses can be rationally analyzed in the heart, or it is more convenient to directly turn this rational analysis into conditioned reflexes.

Uchihaji recalled how he cultivated this kind of conditioned reflex for Akutagawa back then, oh yes, he used "actual combat", beat verbal attacks violently, and forced him to remember these physically.

Looking at Ming's small body, he shook his head regretfully and gave up this idea.

Raising children is good, but beating young children is not right.

"It's a pity, when I can play in a few years, I won't be free either." He sighed.

His intuition told Ming that Uchihaji just had a terrible idea, but he didn't see what his uncle was thinking about after watching it for a long time, so he didn't know how terrible the conditioned reflex training training he had escaped.

Compared with the obviously flawed Ming and Xuan, the situation is much better. Uchihaji thought about developing the child's rational thinking and IQ.

The next day, after sending Mei to the scare training ground, Uchihaji led Xuan to the mountainside behind Uchiha's back mountain, and walked around in just half an hour.

Under Xuan's bewildered gaze, he took out a pen and paper, and naturally drew the floor plan of the place he just turned around, and clearly marked what was in each place and how far away it was.

Putting this map in front of Xuan, Uchihaji raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and said softly:

"I'll give you a year and a half. By then, you will be three or four years old. Draw a complete map of the clan land by yourself, and the level of detail should reach my level."

mysterious:! ! !

Uchiha Ji talked about some observation skills, and then recommended several books with illustrations to Xuan, let him read, and give himself an oral report on the reading results after the New Year.

Hyun: My vacation is gone forever qaq

Confirming that Xuan's mission has been arranged, Uchihaji picked up the map and turned to Tajima to chat about the relocation of the clan.

In fact, the halfway up the mountain he chose happened to cover the Nanga Shrine, and this time he was going to talk to Tajima about the relocation of the Nanga Shrine.

"The stele still has some confidential files to be taken away, and the size of the new Nanhe Shrine also needs to be planned."

Tajima obviously thought about this too. Seeing the accurate data on Uchihaji's map, his eyes lit up, he immediately took the map over, and asked, "Can you draw the interior of the shrine?"

"You want me to design?" Uchihaji raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Not bad." Tajima nodded.

Countless "good ideas" flashed in his mind, and Uchihaji became excited all of a sudden, eagerly expressing that he would definitely give a perfect design drawing.

Seeing Uchihaji so excited, Tajima was very happy, but for some reason, he always had a bad feeling in his heart.

It wasn't until a week later that Uchihaji brought the design drawings to the clan meeting that he realized what the bad feeling was.

Looking at the large number of organs and secret passages hidden in the shrine's design drawings, there are even countless organ rooms connected at various angles, and the basement that breaks through to the fifth floor, Tajima was speechless for a moment.

Uchihaji tilted his head, "What's the problem?"

Before the other clan elders had time to say something, the twelve elders who were in charge of managing all kinds of equipment directly pushed them away, came over, and asked excitedly:

"I think we can put a poisonous gas in this secret passage. If we are poisoned by then, our judgment will be impaired..."

Hearing the proposal of the twelve elders, Uchihaji tilted his head, "How about using aphrodisiac/medicine? Poison can be cured, but this is a bit difficult to do, and it will not affect other secret passages~"

"You can set up a fake entrance. After you enter, you will start going downhill directly, and a huge boulder will fall from behind and hit people!" The twelve elders waved their hands and feet, very excited.

"There is always someone who can split the boulder. Set up a trigger device. If it is split, the detonating talisman and poisonous gas inside will be ejected."

Uchihaji felt that the boulder was not enjoyable, and was still adding more ingredients, "If you escape the boulder, you have to face the venom barrier, and paint the ground, walls, and ceiling with oil!"

"When someone comes, sparks will be shot out, igniting the oil surface!" The twelve elders continued to add ingredients.

"I remember that there are ninjas who can escape from the ground, so stop them!" Uchihaji frowned, "There is a maze and several fake stone tablets inside, so people can't find the real thing!"

The twelve elders immediately manipulated the fake stele, "Fake? Then put an illusion on it!"

"There must be both real and fake illusions. Find stones of the same age to make them, and make countless copies of the real ones, and then create a fake one!"

Uchihaji thought of Hei Ze's troubles on the stele, and felt that he could take the opportunity to change the stele.

"Among a bunch of identical steles, you will definitely feel that the only one that is different is true!" Elder Twelve praised Uchihaji's idea.

Hearing the heated conversation between the two of them, Tajima and the elders looked at each other, and then took a few steps back in unison, away from the two scary guys.

After happily exchanging the Encyclopedia of Hidden Weapons and Secret Ways, the two looked away with satisfaction.

"No, who would go to our Nanga Shrine without incident?" Tajima couldn't help but raised his mouth.

Uchihaji immediately retorted: "You haven't seen it doesn't mean you haven't, what if?"

Doesn't Hei just like to make trouble at the shrine?Still staring at the stele!

Haruhi Uchiha designed this mainly for fire prevention, theft prevention and anti-crime. He never expected that Senju Bashirama would fall into the trap in the future.

Mirai Hashirama shed tears of sadness at being trapped.

Uchihaji added casually, "Besides, it's not just used in shrines, it can also be used in clan areas..."

Looking up and seeing the expressions of the elders hesitating to speak, he slowly made a question mark.

"It's not good to be at home, is it?"

Thinking of going home and being careful not to be caught by various traps, they shook their heads frantically, trying to stop Uchihaji's "daring act".

Uchiha Ji burst out laughing, "Who says it's safe at home, of course it's the gate to protect the clan."

Hearing that this was the case, the elders breathed a sigh of relief, and their impression of Uchihaji was refreshed again, adding a "scheming trap master".

Completely ignoring what the elders had imagined, Uchihaji and Tajima started busy with the selection of the new clan site and various preparations for the clan transfer after the meeting.

Before I knew it, a month had passed, and in a blink of an eye it was the day when Meilin gave birth.

The plum blossoms in the twelfth lunar month were in full bloom, and the snow fell to the ground. Uchihaji was wrapped in a big fur, holding a stove in his hand, standing in the courtyard, and exhaled a long breath of hot air.

He reached out and grabbed Tian Dao who was nervously turning around in the yard, and said helplessly, "Stop turning, I'm going to faint."

Tajima held Uchihaji's little hand with his backhand and rubbed it, "I'm in a hurry..."

"You didn't worry so much when Xuan and Mei were born, and nothing will happen this time." Uchihaji shook his head, thinking that Tajima was just worried.

Tajima cast a glance at Xuan and Ming, and said in a calm voice, "I'm just worried that the two of them will be born again."

Xuan/Ming:! ! !

Seeing that his sons were frightened by his words, Tajima shrugged, "Just kidding, you are my sons, no matter how bad I am, I won't despise you."

Xuan/Ming: If you say that, we will never believe it. If you have the ability, put half of your care for uncle on us? !

Tajima: I control my brother but not my son, I am proud, but I don't!

While the father and son were making eye contact, there was a loud cry from the baby in the room, and it seemed to be a solid doll.

Several people glanced at each other and rushed over impatiently. The mother-in-law who delivered the baby had already taken out the baby and put it in Tian Dao's arms.

Holding the big fat boy, Tajima was very happy, and teased the younger son, but there was no expression of impatience.

"Is this the younger brother?" Ming stood on tiptoe to look at the little baby, and couldn't help but sigh, "Father didn't bother younger brother? He obviously dislikes us."

Uchihaji couldn't help laughing, "My brother was very gentle towards you at the beginning, but unfortunately after the few days when you were crying, all the warmth was shattered."

He shrugged, pointed at the little baby, and bet with his nephews in a low voice, "I'll get bored in three days. If I lose, I'll bring you a special dessert from the Thousand Years City."

Xuan and Ming looked at each other, "We gamble for a week, and the price is a week's afternoon tea."

Unaware that the three cubs next to him were betting against him, Tian Dao handed the child back to Meilin, turned to the chapter on his son from his naming book, and thought about it seriously.

After a while, he finally decided on the name, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he said with a light smile:

"Blade...just call, Uchiha Madara!"