When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Looking forward to the birth of the other person is one thing, but wanting to get rid of troubles as soon as possible is the point.

Lying lazily, Uchihaji casually hooked over to the dessert plate not far away, and stuffed the pastry into his mouth, flexibly dodging the attacks of the snatched nephews.

"You guys are still weak~" He stretched out his hand to hold Xuan, who was waving his small fist, to prevent him from getting close. Uchihaji's eyes fell on Mei, who was hiding the dessert, and continued to take the last piece of pastry on the plate with his other hand. Stuff it in your stomach.

"Bad uncle!" Hyun-yan watched eagerly as his share of pastries went into Uchiha Haru's stomach, and became anxious for a moment, blaming his uncle's hateful act of grabbing food, "Mum made it for me! "

Squinting his eyes, Uchihaji showed the plate in front of Xuan, tilted his head and asked, "Is your name written on it?"

Seeing Xuan was stunned, he shrugged his shoulders as a matter of course, "I didn't write your name, so how can I say it's yours? Of course, whoever gets it will get it."

Unceremoniously hitting his nephew's glass heart, Uchihaji walked slowly behind Ming, stretched out his hand, clamped the creaking hole of the other party, lifted it up, and turned his head behind him.

When the other party was puzzled, he quickly took out the cake that Ming had hidden from the cabinet, and stuffed it straight into his mouth.

"My!!!" Cat eyes widened, Ming immediately yelled and rushed over, standing on tiptoe in an attempt to save his pastries, but unfortunately, he also experienced the treatment of his own brothers, being held down by one hand, there was no Can't get it.

Seeing all the cakes go into Uchihaji's stomach, Mei's eyes turned red all of a sudden, "Uncle, big villain, grab my food!"

"Are you going to file a complaint?" Uchihaji casually put two empty plates on the table and stretched, "Then you should file a complaint."

He didn't feel that he had done anything bad at all, and he said confidently, "Strength is the most important thing, and the weak should be enshrined to me!"

That's right, Uchiha Haru is talking about fallacies, using the Uchiha family's consistent philosophy and crooked ways to distort his behavior just now.

What?Grab food?No, no, I just ate my afternoon tea openly.

Hmm... the weather is so nice, after teasing my nephew, it's time to do some daily exercise~

Seeing Xuan and Ming looking like they were going to cry or not, Uchihaji didn't bother to care about them, but, thinking of his sister-in-law's wonderful performance just now, he felt that he could still make a show.

Flipping his fingers, Uchihaji mobilized the water elements in his body, and the water molecules in the air fell into his hands and condensed into water droplets. With the increase of water droplets, this water also changed quietly.

The water changes flexibly in his hands, gradually outlining the shape of a Pegasus. The Pegasus raises its wings, holds its head high, its limbs are long and slender, its front hooves are lifted high into the air, and its hind hooves are in a half-bending gesture, as if it is about to die in the next second. Fly around the world.

Uchihaji thought for a moment, and then added some thunder-attribute chakras to it. Water can conduct electricity, and some electric sparks flashed on Pegasus instantly, which looked dazzling.

Putting the work on the table casually, he found a cover to cover the Pegasus, so that the two children would not get an electric shock if they really touched the Pegasus.

"This is for you, don't touch it, you know?" Uchihaji said symbolically, and Uchihaji only made defensive measures and verbal warnings.

As for what will happen if the twins really touch each other, then what does it matter to me?I have done both warning and defense, no blame on me~

Seeing at a glance that these two children would not be obedient, Uchihaji didn't bother to say anything, waved his hand and left.

Xuan and Ming completely forgot about Uchihaji's snatching of food. The two of them circled the Pegasus with bright eyes. Not long after Uchihaji left, they stretched out their hands that were about to move, and attacked Pegasus.

Not long after walking out, he heard screams and cries from his yard, Uchihaji shrugged and ran away easily.

What?I didn't hear my sister-in-law's nagging and nephews' crying!

Uchihaji, who was about to slip away, greeted the tribesmen he met on the road, turned around, and rushed into his favorite forest on weekdays.

He built his own small nest deep in the forest, and it cannot be called a small nest. It can only be said that he decorated one of the caves and considered himself his "base".

Well, even though it is his own base, it's just that the people living in it are Hei Jue and Bai Jue.

Although Bai Jue can pretend to be his own pillow or other existence on weekdays, Uchihaji has not let him appear in his life range this year. The reason is very simple, because of those two mischievous nephews!

He still remembered that when he came home one time, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Xuan Heming holding Bai Jue's pillow and feeding it to his mouth. It looked like he wanted to bite the soft Bai Jue directly. .

Can Bai Jue eat it?

According to Uchihaji's research and exploration of Baijue, he came to the conclusion that Baijue can be eaten.

But, can Bai Jue be eaten by others?

Of course it is not allowed! ! !

It’s fine to use Bai Jue to make soup and then drink it, but if you really eat Bai Jue in your stomach, will you really not have a stomachache?What if those two nephews, who were originally not very intelligent, became even more stupid?

Uchihaji said that he didn't want to bring idiots at all.

The apprentices he raises are all capable and intelligent. Even Ryunosuke Akutagawa, whom he despises so much, is still up to the mark in strength and wisdom, even though he has a single tendon towards him, not to mention Atsushi Nakajima who can respond quickly White tiger.

Therefore, Uchiha Hara justifiably rejected Bai Jue's request to continue to follow him, and organized the opponent into a group and stuffed him into his base [cross out] cave.

Walking slowly to the vicinity of the cave, Uchihaji picked up Bai Ze who came to meet him, and strongly demanded that the other party turn into a cat, so he licked it contentedly.

"That's right, it looks better like this~" He hummed a little tune, ignoring Bai Jue's urging him to enter the cave, wandering around outside the cave entrance.

Looking at the two trees, Uchihaji remembered something, took out his seal scroll, took out a hammock, and tied it between the trees on tiptoe.

"Are you going to take a nap?" Bai Jue was a little surprised, "Hei Jue is waiting for you."

He said again that Kurojutsu wanted Uchihaji to enter the cave, but his tone was very flat, not so much emphasizing, but rather reporting the facts.

"I came back after traveling a long way," Uchihaji shook his head, and threw the annoying Baijue into the hammock, turning him into a pillow. "As soon as I came back, I was called to comfort my little sister. I have to accompany two troublemakers, and finally escaped."

"Beautifying" what happened after he came back, he climbed into the hammock, patted Bai Jue who was still wriggling, "Don't move around, I want to sleep! You will be my pillow."

Confidently developing a new use for Bai Ze, Uchihaji lay down and rested his head on Bai Ze's body.

He felt the comfort of the breeze blowing on his face, the rustling of leaves in his ears, the sunlight filtered through the dense leaves, and the light that fell was only warm. With the gentle shaking of the hammock, he gradually relaxed, as if he was about to fall asleep right away.

It's a pity that Hei Jue didn't intend to make him sleep in the afternoon.

Heijue, who had been waiting in the cave for Uchihaji to come in, could not wait for anyone. Thinking of Baijue's silly character and Uchihaji's occasional "nervous" thoughts, he thought it would be better for him to go out and have a look.

Running all the way out from the ground, and finally came to the place where Uchihaji and Baijue's breath was, Heijue emerged from the ground, and at a glance he saw Uchihaji enjoying a good time in the hammock.

This guy obviously didn't take himself seriously at all, but that's fine, why did Bai Jue cooperate so much?Did you make too many pillows in the past few years?Has it become an upgraded pillow? !

Hei Jue suppressed the complaints in his heart, and his heart was ready to move, so he stretched out his hand and threw it at the hammock.

Just hearing a "bang", the hammock flipped over, and Uchihaji managed to land face down on the ground.

Sitting up covering his face, Uchihaji rubbed his little face, and looked at Heijue who had done something bad with disgust, "I finally dreamed of the goddess~"

"What goddess? Shinigami?" Heijue sneered, he had already gotten used to Uchihaji's brain circuit.

"Of course!" Uchihaji's tone suddenly became lively, waving his hands, his eyes brightened.

"It's wearing a red shirt with purple as its main color, its face is covered by a juniper fan, its orange hair flutters, and it lifts up the hem of its clothes. The clogs directly step on my face, scolding me while stepping on it...ah, it looks like a goddess in my heart." !"

In fact, what Uchihaji was talking about was that he and Nakahara Chuya participated in the ball to steal information, but at that time it was not twelve single clothes but a red dress, and it was not clogs that stepped on the face, but stiletto high-heeled shoes.

At that time, he was only sixteen or seventeen years old, but he was already able to dance wildly in the minefield of Zhongye. He tricked him into dressing up as his girlfriend with sweet words. Chuya was kicked over by the opponent, and Chuya ran his face with high-heeled shoes while outputting crazily.

Oh yes, in the end, Chuya still acted as his girlfriend according to his temper, and we completed the task together~

Ah... Looking back, Chuya's appearance is really pure and romantic, not artificial at all~

Uchihaji couldn't help showing a rippling expression, his face turned black with disgust.

But precisely because of his "reveal of true feelings", Hei Jue believed his words, thinking that this guy dreamed of some imaginary god of death.

Seriously imagining it according to Uchihaji's words, the corners of Heijue's mouth twitched, and he felt that the five-year-old doll in front of him was getting more and more broken.

Speaking of which, the clogs stepped on the face... There seems to be something wrong with this kid's xp~

Moreover, the goddess of death actually crushed the face of a five-year-old baby with clogs. Is this really okay?This god of death is also very problematic!

As the saying goes, what pot goes with the lid - neither is a good deal! ! !