When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

One second he was thinking that Uchihaji was hope, and the next second Heijue saw Uchihaji walking out of the cave. It was a "leap of faith" for the lake below, and his heart almost jumped out of shock.

Jumping from such a height, this little brat might fall to his death!Wait...how did this guy get up the cliff?

Uchihaji didn't know what Hei Ze was thinking, he threw all his troubles in front of Hei Ze, and saw some messages from Hei Ze, for example, he confirmed that the other party was from the period of the Sage of the Six Paths.

He is very clear about the brain circuits of the ninjas. To use the description of the tribe, it is a degenerated goldfish head!

Ninjas live in the atmosphere of war all the year round. It is normal to only think about fighting and killing. They have little time to think about philosophical issues. Guys like Tajima who are good at clan affairs are very rare, like myself and Izumi Qingyun. There are even fewer types.

Then, Heijue can understand the philosophical question he said, either this guy is always thinking about it, or this guy knows the truth, Uchihaji tends to the second type.

All in all, after getting a satisfactory "answer sheet", Uchihaji didn't bother to continue playing with Hei Ze, so he might as well think of a way to make himself skip class.

Studying makes people tired, study makes people despair, in the face of study, I just want to skip class :)

This is where the "leap of faith" comes from. If you jump from here, maybe you can fall half to death and skip class?If you can really die, it's not bad!Although...the possibility of being rescued by Heijue is even greater.

Sure enough, Uchihaji was caught by Heijue in the next second, stopped near the water surface, and was thrown to the shore.

Patting his clothes boredly, he glanced at Hei Jue who was about to say something, ignored him, turned his head and ran towards the house.

Recently, it was Meilin's delivery period, Tajima was always nervous, and his restraint on himself became higher. Now that it was evening, if he didn't go home again, the anxious Tajima might explode.

Oh yes, he was originally a fried hair, so let's enhance the fried hair!

Uchiha Haru moved back home slowly, and was caught by Tajima as soon as he entered the door. Before he could explain a thing or two, he was dragged into the master bedroom.

Looking at the two little boys in the crib, Uchihaji's mind rarely got stuck.

Wait... this is happening?I only went out for an hour!Are babies born so quickly?

Carefully reaching out his hand to touch the two newly born little lives, Tajima's hand came over.

Uchihaji, who was ordered to wash his hands, flattened his mouth and adjusted some water to wash his hands. Then he touched the delicate skin of the two babies and asked curiously, "What's their name?"

"The older one is called Xuan, and the younger one is called Ming." Tajima had already chosen a name, and he naturally carried one child into his arms, and placed the other beside Meilin, "Aji is an uncle, so take good care of your nephew." .”

"I'll try my best?" Uchihaji wouldn't give an exact message. He looked at the two little lives in front of him, and felt that they were a little ugly and an eyesore.

It is simply impossible for Uchihaji to settle down and take care of the child. This child can't even take care of himself, let alone his nephew!It is enough to prevent him from committing suicide with his nephew.

In fact, this is indeed the case. The two little nephews grew up day by day, and Uchihaji started the daily life of running out crazily.

Even if he was killed, he would not have to take care of this kind of little baby who couldn't take care of himself, but also accept their cries. At this time, Uchihaji looked at Meilin with admiration in his eyes.

The mother is really a miraculous existence, she can bear the existence of such little devils by her side, and take care of them to such a level.

"If it was me, I would have lost them long ago, right?"

Frowning, Uchiha Haru casually threw Uchiha Gen who crawled over to hug him aside, and then moved away from Uchiha Mei who also crawled over, watching the two of them crying and shouting there with a look of disgust.

"Although you didn't cry so much when you were young, you still did." Meilin said helplessly as she tried to appease the two sons who were rejected by her uncle.

Haruhi Uchiha refused to eat this set of memories, and said indifferently: "I am naturally beautiful, and these two dolls don't seem to be acceptable."

Afterwards, he jumped up and ran away without a trace, leaving only Meilin lamenting that the child's lethality was so great that Uchihaji "ran away".

When Xuan and Ming grew up to be one year old, Uchihaji finally managed not to dislike them so much, probably because he had developed a little resistance after being tortured by the "magic sound" for too long, so he could watch them not far away for a while Learn how to walk.

Seeing the two children walking towards him crookedly, holding the toy in their waving hands, Uchihaji silently took a step back.

A small step, but the damage is doubled. Realizing the fact that his uncle disliked him, Xuan Heming's eyes were moist again, and he was about to cry again.

Uchihaji: ...So, children are really difficult to deal with!I definitely don't want to bring children!

Meilin quickly coaxed the two children, gave them candy to divert their attention, and then asked Uchihaji if he would like to hug the two little nephews.

Facing the two little dolls who wanted to be hugged at the same time, Uchihaji ignored the two pairs of expectant cat eyes, and said a word coldly: "No."

The sound of magic lingered in my ears, and the two dolls who were rejected again were always aggrieved, crying and calling for their uncle to hug them.

Uchiha Loved by nephews Zhi: No, you don't want it, I don't want it!

Disappearing again with a whoosh, Uchihaji stayed away from this "battlefield" and refused to accept the enthusiasm and love from his nephews even if killed.

Meilin felt that Uchihaji was forced to run away by her son was really interesting, but also felt that her son was not willing to get close to them no matter how much he begged his uncle Uchihaji, and tried to adjust the relationship between the two, but the result was that there was no As a result, Uchihaji still ran as soon as he should.

Finally, she talked to Tajima about this one night, and asked if she could appease Uchihaji and let him accept the matter of having two nephews. The younger uncle would always listen to Tajima, who was an older brother, if he didn't listen to her. words?

At least, don't always avoid the two nephews?Cultivating the relationship is still very important!See how much those two children like you, they always want to get close to you!

Hearing this, Tajima didn't think there was anything wrong with Uchihaji's approach.

Maybe baby brother really doesn't like children?Or dislike the noise of the children?Speaking of which, I liked my baby brother when he was a child, so I didn't feel noisy when I saw my son like now!

That's right, it's noisy!With these two little devils around, my wife and I won't even be able to make out!

Meilin never thought that Tajima and Uchihaji are actually the same, and they both dislike the two crying children. After all, Uchihaji's dislike is on the surface, while Tajima's dislike is constantly working overtime. Going home late or even not going home in name, the latter is still not easy to detect.

Hearing this news, Tajima's first reaction was: "Is there any problem? Those two boys are really noisy! Aji likes to be quiet, so it's good to run out by himself to avoid it."

Meilin:? ? ?

Tajima, who only controls his younger brother but not his son, didn't realize what was revealed in his words, but instead persuaded his wife earnestly:

"Those two brats are already one and a half years old. Aji can use chakra at his age. As Azhi's nephew, he is still acting like a baby and asking for sweets at this age, staying at home all day with nothing to do. What does it look like?!"

Saying so, he quickly arranged a training schedule and put it in front of Meilin, "I halved Azhi's courses that year, they must go to these courses and strengthen their training!"

Meilin:? ? ?

Meilin:! ! !

Now I finally understand that my husband and my brother-in-law have the same feelings, and both despise the two children!What's the matter with you?Did you say that children are the treasures of the world?Do you still want to see the future of the next generation!

Also, don't compare your son with Azhi!It will cause them huge psychological trauma!They are different! ! !

The author has something to say: Tajima: What?The treasure is of course my brother, son?Oh, although the son is also very important, but not as important as the younger brother!

It is known that Mr. Madara has five brothers. I don’t know the names of the others except Quan Nai, so I made up the names:

Xuan and Ming (twins), Madara (third child), Rin Yue and Rin Dong (twins), Izumi (youngest)

I found that Madara and Quanna are only three years apart, but there are two brothers in between. I feel so tired to have children without interruption, it is better to have twins ＿(: 3J∠)＿

This article will be entered into v on April 4th, and there will be a million chapters at that time. I hope you will support me a lot, okay~