When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Uchihaji had the idea of ​​going to the moon to see it.

Nakahara Chuya is now a god. It is not a problem to fly directly from the land to the moon. As a ninja with an eternal kaleidoscope, his physical fitness plus the bonus of the soul contract, it is not a problem to survive this wave without oxygen. question.

Uchihaji didn't plan to go directly to the so-called other ways to the moon.

Don't doubt, there is definitely such a way and method, but it is hidden very deeply.

But it doesn't matter, it's all a simple matter when I get a handle on Heijue~

Thinking so in his heart, Uchihaji calculated the time and decided to skip ten days and a half months of work to get these messy things done.

This time skipping work, I need to talk to the caring Isamu Hasakawa. After all, he is my good minister, and he has to help me guard the country of thunder~

Uchihaji and Nakahara Chuya also chatted about the feasibility of going to the moon, and after finalizing the matter, they turned around and returned to the palace.

Zhongyuan also went to sort out the things that needed to be carried, and he took the time to bring a few guys with him.

Just as he was walking into the study room, he heard Erwei bragging about the story of Erwei defeating Eight Wei with Jiuwei brought back by him.

Uchiha Ji burst out laughing, attracting their attention.

Erwei immediately jumped off the table and ran into Uchihaji's arms, wrapped his two long tails around his wrists, and asked curiously, "Qinghui, did you find anything?"

"Well, I think Kaguya Ji is on the moon." Uchihaji said so with a very certain tone.

Erwei silently looked at the moon disk on the sky outside the window, and could not help but take a deep breath.

To be honest, among the nine-tailed beasts, the one who has the best relationship with the Sage of the Six Paths is the old nine. Maybe he knows more than himself, which is why Erwei asked Uchihaji to bring Kyuubi here.

"Old Jiu, do you know something?"

Erwei licked his fur, fixed his eyes on Jiuwei who was still licking his tail, and asked.

Kyuubi said casually, "We are all the incarnation of Kaguya Ji's power, how do we know what happened to her before she was alive?"

After licking all nine tails clean, he collected eight tails and left one swinging outside.

"What did you investigate in the Land of Fire?"

Kyuubi is very sure that Uchihaji brought him back without any hassle, and he definitely did a lot of things.

Uchihaji didn't hide anything, and directly told the news he got from Hinata, and Kyuubi understood the meaning of it.

It has to be said that among the nine tailed beasts, Nine Tails and Two Tails have the best brains. In comparison, the other tailed beasts are all silly and sweet.

Pretending to recall something, Kyuubi talked about something that Erwei didn't know, "Speaking of which, I do know one thing."

"What?" Erwei hurriedly asked.

"Liu Dao has a trick called 'Earth Explosion Star'."

Kyuubi sat upright on the table, watched Uchihaji push a plate of chicken legs in front of him, and praised the other party's knowledge and intelligence in his heart, he ate his beloved chicken legs slowly, and then continued stand up:

"The data of this trick says that it can directly condense the surrounding soil, wrap the object in the middle, and let it eject away from the land and float in the outside world forever."

Hearing this, Erwei exclaimed subconsciously, "Isn't this the moon?!"

"This is what you said, not me." Kyuubi immediately blamed it, and this kind of news cannot come from himself.

Erwei was silent for a while, but thought that his contractor was Uchiha Haru, and this place had already been covered by the sealing technique, so there was no possibility of leakage, so he gave up the cover-up, and said simply and neatly:

"What else do you know? Tell me quickly, this is a melon of six realms!"

Jiuwei's eyes showed disgust, "Why are you so curious about these things?"

Raising his chin, Erwei retorted confidently, "It would be a pity not to be a melon-eating cat in this world!"

Smacking his lips, Kyuubi thought "cannibalism is short", and broke the news decisively, "Isn't I always sleeping with him on weekdays? During the period when he hadn't developed Ninja Village, I had I heard him talk about a man named 'Hamura'."

"Hamura?" Uchiha Ji narrowed his eyes, and suddenly realized something, "Hinata's ancestor, Rokudo's brother?"

The name of Sage of the Six Paths is Yuyi, and the same name as Yumura, no matter how you look at it, they are brothers, right?

"Who knows, anyway, he said it in a dream, so I just listened to it." Kyuubi said nonchalantly, "Would I ask him? Just kidding!"

Erwei said cheerfully, "If you ask him, I can watch you get beaten~"

Nine Tails gave a cold snort, expressing that he was very witty, so he would not do such a stupid thing.

It has to be said that Kyuubi's news revealed that it answered most of Uchihaji's questions very well.

Sage of the Six Paths sealed Kaguya Ji into the moon with the Earth Explosion Star and released it into the sky. Hyuga’s ancestor is the brother of the Sage of the Six Paths, Hamura. Some of the descendants of the other party became Hinata, and some of them went to the moon. Visually, they were guarding the seal and watching Liudao The offspring of immortals develop, right?

Uchihaji looked at the moon silently, feeling that there are more and more mysteries in this world.

Even the moon is man-made, so can I make a lace for the moon?

Oh, yes, I don't have Earthburst, so I can't do this kind of "creative play".

Why don't you open those superlative eyes one day and ask him to pinch one for me to see?

Thinking about the possibility of harming his nephew, Uchihaji solved all the doubts in his heart, relaxed his mind immediately, and fed a lot of chicken legs to Kyuubi, and asked Erwei, "You want to go to the moon with me to see see?"

"You can still go to heaven?!"

Kyuubi's eyes widened, and the chicken leg in his mouth fell to the ground with a slap. He didn't feel distressed, and stared straight at Uchihaji.

"It's not that I go to the sky, but I can also fly in the middle." Uchihaji made a gesture, "Can't he use gravity? It's not a big problem to take me to the sky directly in weightlessness."

Anyway, my current "disqualification in the world" is controllable. As long as I don't open the "disqualification in the world", Zhongyuan Zhong can take me to heaven at will!

Thinking about it is inexplicably cool :)

Erwei choked at the time, only thought that the damn Rage God had so many tricks, how could he still have the ability to fly?

Since you can fly into the sky, why don't you just hold the sanxian and go to the air to play the role of a fairy from heaven... Bah, fairy from heaven!

Uchihaji didn't know where Erwei's brain hole went, touched his meat pad, and asked again: "Want to go with me?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Erwei came to his senses and quickly agreed.

A fool would not go!How can such a fun thing miss me?Besides, this is gossip from the Six Paths Immortal family!Don't eat melons, I'm sorry for my title of melon-eating cat!

Kyuubi is also a little ready to move, and he also wants to go to the sky to read gossip, but think about Hamura, and think about Kaguya Hime, maybe Sage of the Six Paths is also staying up there?

Thinking of this, he didn't want to move.

If they find out that the news came from me, wouldn't I be doomed?But without the second child, it would be very boring... Do you want to find the eighth child to play with?

Uchihaji gave him a good suggestion, "My nephew is the reincarnation of Indra's Chakra, why don't you follow him these few days?"

"Indra?!"

Nine-Tails' voice rose instantly, and a certain high-spirited Indra appeared in his mind. Thinking about the scene of them "fighting side by side" against the Sages of the Six Paths and Asura, he couldn't help but click his tongue.

"How time flies...Indra is reincarnated...oh, Chakra is reincarnated."

Reincarnation and Chakra reincarnation are still different, one has a soul and the other does not, and the distinction still needs to be made.

Seeing Kyuubi like this, Uchiha knew that his goal of giving gifts to his nephew had been achieved.

I believe that Madara can use his own charm to turn Kyuubi into his psychic beast, if he can't, hehe...

He showed a faint smile, and there was a little coldness in his eyes, which made people feel chills, but he restrained himself quickly, without the two tailed beasts noticing, and said gently, "The chicken legs will be prepared for you every day." Yes, of course, you can go anywhere in the Land of Thunder if you want, I will have someone entertain you."

I believe that when you see Madara, you will definitely stay by his side obediently :)

Kyuubi didn't know what Uchihaji was thinking, so he quickly agreed, "Okay, I'll go see Indra... oh no, Madara."

He knew Madara's name. After all, he occasionally paid attention to the reincarnation of Asura's Chakra Senjujuma, and naturally knew the situation of the other's best friend, but he didn't expect that this best friend turned out to be the reincarnation of Indra's Chakra.

It can only be said that this is probably a predestined entanglement, right?

Uchihaji took care of Kyuubi, coaxed Erwei to go to Chuya Nakahara to prepare something, and then sent someone to call Hasakawa over.

In the middle of the night, he was woken up from the bed by his own daimyo. Yusakawa rushed over with a tired face, and it seemed that he hadn't slept well.

However, Uchihaji couldn't control him so much, and said bluntly: "I want to go out to do something, and I won't come back for ten days and a half months!"

Su Chuanyong:? ? ?

Su Chuanyong:! ! !

No matter how big the drowsiness was, it disappeared in an instant, and Su Chuanyong choked in his throat, and almost passed out on the spot.

Trying to suppress his anger, he asked in a deep voice, "If I remember correctly, my lord just skipped work and ran by a few days ago? In the past, this happened only once or twice in a long period of time. How can there be such continuous Constantly?!"

Uchihaji looked over strangely, "I'm going to do business!"

"What's the business?" Su Chuanyong decided to ask clearly.

Uchihaji didn't mind making Hayashi's heart beat faster, "I'm going to the moon, the ancestors of ninjas are on it, and I want to see if the moon will fall at any time!"

Since the moon can be artificially shot up, of course it can be artificially shot down!

Hasakawa's eyes widened, almost thinking that this was an excuse for Uchihaji to fool himself.

But who is Uchihaji?Would he fool himself with such words?

will not!

Therefore, there is indeed an ancestor of the ninja on the moon, and it may fall down at any time! ! !

Su Chuanyong only felt that his heart was not good at all, and it might stop beating suddenly at any time, causing him to die suddenly on the spot.

Why subject yourself to such dire news?I'm just a poor minister of the Taizheng! ! !

"What's the fuss?" Seeing Yu Hayashi's face about to pass, Uchihaji frowned and said, "The old ancestor can't come out, so I just went to see and deal with the Dongquan Alliance."

Isamu Hasakawa understood that there was no need to discuss this matter, so he could only try his best to talk about some follow-up arrangements with Uchihaji, and determined some general directions. Finally, he couldn't help asking:

"Why are you looking for me? You are not looking for that one now?"

This is talking about Izumi Qingyun.

Uchihaji smiled, "Father is getting old, of course he should sleep well, you are my subject, the king is the guide, I ask you to get up and work overtime for me!!!"

Su Chuanyong:! ! !

Hey, my tone... sooner or later, I will be pissed off by the lord!

"It's been more than a year since I worked overtime for such a long time. All the officials can't take it anymore. They have been asking for leave all the time. There are still insufficient manpower..." Su Chuanyong asked a serious question.

Uchihaji showed doubts on his face, and directly burst out the astonishing words: "What? They still have to rest? I work hard every day, thinking about the future development all the time, and the group of wastes with only a little bit of use are still there. Would you mind giving me a rest?"

"What's the rest? It's good to have a three-day holiday a year. You can't finish your work. Isn't it natural to work overtime? What's wrong with 007? Didn't the salary double? Didn't you pay overtime? I didn't pay for work under my command. I'm serious, still want to ask for leave? Go dreaming!!!"

Hayashi Isamu: ...

What an upright exploiter who only gives three vacations a year. Although he has a lot of salary, he has no time to spend. What the hell is there to do?Only a shameless person like the lord can do this! ! !