When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Quanna never thought that one day she would have to take etiquette classes.

When I took classes with Nakahara Chuya and Ji Yuanliang before, they learned more about various knowledge content and various cases, learning how to deal with affairs and work, and the etiquette aspect was just plain. A few lessons.

However, if you think about it carefully, you can understand the truth.

Ji Yuanliang is a ninja, and he takes the path of guarding Anbu, so he doesn't need to pay too much attention to the rules of etiquette.

There are also gods in the Central Plains, and human etiquette does not exist for him. No matter how much he resembles a human, he is still different in essence, so naturally there is no need to learn this aspect.

Only Quanna, as the heir chosen by Uchihaji, he needs to take over not only Luoshui City, which is now half-taken over by him, but also the entire country of Thunder. If Uchihaji goes further, he will even Take over the whole world.

From this perspective, he is indeed the person who needs to make up for etiquette the most.

It is not necessary to be so comprehensive in etiquette, but he must know and learn!

Because if you have your own mortal enemy to communicate with you face to face, when you want to pick a thorn and start anything, etiquette is one of the options.

At the same time, etiquette is one of the points that others can use to attack themselves.

Therefore, Quan Nai is destined to work hard on this part.

After figuring this out, he had no choice but to accept his one-month etiquette class study arrangement.

Uchihaji was very satisfied with Quan Nai's "well-behaved", after arranging etiquette classes for him, he talked with Izumi Qingyun about teaching Quan Na, "These days, I still need to trouble you to take him around, On Uchiha's side, my brother has agreed to separate the family."

Quanna:? ? ?

Wait, what split? !

"...Break up? This is a good way." Izumi Qingyun pondered for a moment, thinking that this is still necessary, after all, Quanna and Uchihaji are different.

Uchiha has been acting as "Izumi Kiyoki" since he was three years old. Even if everyone knows that he has an alias "Uchiha", they think it is passed down from Uchiha's mother. There is no delay between the name and the identity of "Izumi Qinghui".

But Quanna has always appeared as the youngest son of Tajima, and other clans know that there is such a person as him, so his first impression to the outside world is "ninja", not "noble". , Quanna is a separate branch, completely separated from Tajima, and integrated into the branch under Uchiha Osamu, it is easier for others to accept.

"So, I want to hang under my uncle's name?!"

Quan Nai was very shocked, because no one had mentioned this matter to him at all.

"Of course, otherwise, how would you be my heir? I won't marry a wife and have children, but it's okay to marry a husband."

Uchiha governance said as a matter of course, his body tilted, and he fell directly into Nakahara Chuya's arms, playing with the opponent's hands, having a great time.

"Leave your ninja household registration and join my branch, which means you will be recorded as my nephew. This is your identity!"

Thinking of a certain Madara who was practicing outside, he asked curiously, "Aren't you the kind of clingy baby who won't be separated from his brother even if killed?"

After a pause, a word even popped up in my mind to describe Quan Nai's "strange" mental state.

"Brother boy?"

Quanna: ...

Hell brother Baonan!You are Ge Baonan!You are an 11-year-old garbage uncle who still needs to be hugged and kissed by your father! ! !

Visible to the naked eye, Quan Nai's face was red.

Don't doubt it, it was red from anger.

He patted the table indignantly, and shouted, "Don't take this kind of nickname casually, I just...just care about my brother..."

"Yes, yes, brother control, right?" Uchihaji responded perfunctorily.

Quanna: "Aren't you?!"

Every pair of Uchiha brothers is a combination of brother control and brother control!

Uchihaji immediately straightened his back and said loudly, "I'm not!"

That's right, he is the most special firework in Uchiha!

When all Uchiha brothers are brother-controllers, he is the only one, no!Brother!control!

Not only does he not control his brother, he even cheats his brother!

Quan Na choked, and recalled the big and small things that he had witnessed in the past few years, and was shocked to find that the uncle in front of him was really a wonder in Uchiha!

God, how come there is a Uchiha brother who is not controlled by the brother?There is something wrong with this person!

Haruhi Uchiha ignored Izumi's thoughts. In his two lifetimes, he has never had any "brother control" or "father control". Even in this life, at most he has family affection for Tajima and Izumi Qingyun It is too difficult for him to reach the level of "control".

Hmm... I am better at making others a "cook" than being a "cook" myself~

Whether it's an aggressive chef, a gentle chef, or a rational chef, or even a pampered chef... I have them all!

Proudly cocking his non-existent tail, Uchiha took pride in his ability to develop "offlines".

Faintly sensing Uchihaji's thoughts, Nakahara was dumbfounded, but he couldn't find any words to refute.

Indeed, no matter what life it is, there are always a surprising number of chefs. Sometimes a fresh chef is born without turning around!

Rua grabbed Uchihaji's head, he lowered his head slightly, narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Your proud place is not right..."

"Anyway, it's reality."

Uchihaji waved his hand, raised his upper body slightly, put one hand through Nakahara Chuya's hair, pressed the back of his head, and pressed down gently.

Look at that appearance, it seems that they are planning to have a kiss.

Zhong Yuanzhong also froze for a moment, then bowed his head obediently, his breath gradually approached, and the breaths were intertwined, and when they were about to touch each other, he heard a cough coming from the side, and he suddenly felt a sharp pain in the tip of his nose!

It turned out that Uchihaji opened his mouth and bit directly on the tip of his nose!

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

What about kissing?Why did you turn into biting your nose!

Laughing loudly, Uchihaji was happy that the prank had been achieved, seeing Nakahara Nakaya's movement of covering the tip of his nose, he couldn't help laughing, and fell directly back into the opponent's arms.

Izumi Qingyun, who was coughing, silently stopped his coughing.

Well, I guessed wrong, I thought the two were planning to kiss in front of them, it turned out to be a prank by my son...

Pushing a glass of water over, he stretched out his hand and pulled Uchihaji, who was still laughing, into his arms, lest Nakahara would get angry and beat someone later.

He took out the pastry wrapped in oil paper from his arms and brought it to Uchihaji's mouth. He smiled gently, "Let's eat something."

His eyes lit up, and Uchihaji took it obediently, and began to eat the pastry, even remembering to give a piece to his little nephew.

That's right, it should have said "even".

Because in the clan, although the uncle Uchihaji spends a lot of money and buys food for his nephews, when eating his own share, he rarely thinks of sharing meals with his nephews.

Quan Nai froze for a moment, then took the pastry, ate the sweet and greasy food, and asked in a low voice, "Why did uncle bite Mr. Zhongyuan just now?"

"Because he was too close to me, I wanted to torment him."

Uchihaji's answer was as annoying and jumpy as ever, without any logic at all, but it was indeed something he could do.

After touching the tip of his injured nose, Zhongyuan Zhong also glared at him, but he had no choice but to give up in the end.

If he really threw a punch, he would have to hit Izumi Qingyun, and he should wait until he goes back to punch someone!

He didn't intend to forget this matter, he decisively chose to hold grudges.

Will Uchihaji not know that he holds grudges?

Of course he knew!

But even if he knew that he would be retaliated by the Central Plains, he would still bully him!

The jumping dwarf is the most fun, I have always bullied him like this, watching him jumping and blowing his hair makes me happy~

Uchihaji likes this fun the most, so he won't choose not to do this kind of thing because of the follow-up "painless" revenge!

Moreover, Zhongyuan Zhongye's reaction just now...does he think he wants to kiss him?

This will not work!I'm underage, a baby!How can you do such an outrageous thing?

Silently making a big "X" in his heart, Uchihaji didn't think about more outrageous things, he had already done it in a different world, and began to find a way out for himself not to be beaten.

His eyes fixed on Quanna, he narrowed his eyes slightly, thought of an interesting thing, and said with a smile, "Speaking of which, today is the day Madara will come back, right?"

"Ah? Isn't it tomorrow?" Quan Na was puzzled.

"Today," Uchihaji has more information than Quanna. "The rebellion issue in the future city has come to an end. The remnants of Oguri Castle are basically gone. Their team should also come back."

Quan Nai suddenly realized that this is the problem of information imbalance.

Only holding the information of Luoshui City is not enough for him to fully understand the situation of the entire country of thunder, so naturally he cannot make such a judgment as Uchihaji.

Uchihaji said with a grin, "Let's go, let's find your brother in the Hui family, and just settle your division."

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Quanna heard from Uchihaji's words that the matter of "separation" is not negotiable, and he can't change what he does, so let's give up struggling.

Left and right, I will not leave Brother Ban. If I really become famous, I can still make the best political situation and rear for Brother Ban. Brother Ban can also shine, right?

With such thoughts in mind, Quan Nai couldn't help but look forward to it.

So, Madara, who had just returned to the clan, had no time to make any adjustments and rest, when he heard the news that his pupils cracked from the mouth of his uncle who was out of tune:

——My precious brother, Quan Na, is going to separate! ! !