When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

The "unconscious" Madara resolutely followed Uchihaji's pace, and at the instigation of the other party, he used the transformation technique to transform himself into a girl.

The girl's hair was over her shoulders, her side bangs covered one eye, and she was wearing a simple yukata. The little loli looked very cute.

Madara stood up and turned around in front of Uchihaji, so that he could see the effect of his transformation, and then asked, "Is there any problem?"

"Transfiguration is okay, but you have some problems." Uchihaji glanced at Madara's movement of holding the cup, and reached out to help him adjust it, "Girls are relatively delicate, and their expressions, gestures and behaviors are feminine. Femininity, since you become a girl, you need to learn this."

He briefly explained the main points to Madara, and asked him to practice beside him, while he himself set his eyes on Quanna, who was staring at Madara, and said with a smile, "Come on, you can try to be one too?"

"...I don't need it?" Quan Nai was still trying to dispel Uchihaji's thoughts.

"Hurry up." Uchihaji urged.

Seeing that there was no way to escape this incident, Quanna lowered her head, and Yuyin turned into a girl, allowing Uchihaji to braid herself in a ponytail, and opened her mouth in an attempt to drag the other party into the water.

"Uncle must be together!"

Uchiha Haru, who has no integrity, has no opinion at all about this. He calmly turned into a 15-year-old beautiful girl with twin ponytails, and pulled Quanna and Madara to change various costumes with a smile.

I have to say that "Miracle Nephew" is really fun, Uchiha's little face is really delicate and beautiful, especially when the male and female worshiped as a child~

Unexpectedly, her uncle is an unscrupulous person. Quan Nai sadly accepted the matter of becoming a dress-up doll, and was forced to change into the pale pink bathrobe with strawberry patterns all over it. When she turned around, she saw that Brother Ban was wearing a goldfish Patterned orange kimono.

After combing Madara's eight-character bangs, Uchihaji smiled and happily held a little loli with one hand, and decided to give his brother a huge "surprise".

I don’t know if I’m surprised or not, but it’s okay to be scared anyway :)

Because of the cover-up of "disqualification in the world" and the eternal kaleidoscope illusion, Tajima did not discover the existence of the three girls at all.

As soon as the family affairs were settled, he left the study and planned to go home, but was taken aback by the three girls hanging down from the tree, especially when they all called themselves "Daddy".

After successfully teasing his elder brother, Uchihaji acted like a baby and escaped the end of being reprimanded. Instead, he stood by Tajima's side and echoed him confidently.

Tian Dao frowned: "It's fine if Aji likes to play, how did you two learn to do it like this?"

Uchihaji: "That's right, that's right, I've learned badly!"

Tian Dao said coldly: "Write a [-]-word self-criticism and hand it in tonight!"

Uchihaji: "Write a review! Write a review!"

Quan Nai: ...Double-standard father!The instigator's uncle is fine!

When Uchihaji and Tajima left, Quanna couldn't help complaining about Tajima's double standard with Madara.

Madara didn't take it seriously, "I am willing to learn from my uncle. I can't blame my uncle. Besides, I didn't resist the temptation thrown by my uncle, and even followed him to do things with great interest. It was because my will was not strong enough that I was punished." It's normal."

Quan Nai: As expected of Brother Ban, he is so open-minded!

After driving home the two sons who had been tricked by his younger brother, Tajima turned his head and saw Uchihaji pulling Nakahara Chuya behind him and whispering.

"What do you want to eat?"

Uchihaji immediately raised his hand: "Crab Chop Rice!"

"There is no such thing!" Nakahara Chuya hurriedly reached out and took pictures of Uchiha Haru's actively extending claws.

"Yes! There's crab meat!" Uchihaji retorted, "You're just lazy and don't want to do it!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Who is going to cook this meal for you! How about eating more healthy food? You still want to grow taller!"

He gestured to Uchihaji's current height, which is shorter than himself, and his expression suddenly became subtle. Suddenly his voice changed, and he said, "Your height is pretty good now, you don't need to grow any longer."

Uchihaji:? ? ?

Uchihaji:! ! !

"I haven't reached the age of growing tall yet, you are envious of my 1.8-meter long legs, you little man who can only support his height with a hat and height-enhancing insoles!" Uchihaji yelled immediately.

"Cough... close to 1.8 meters." Tajima silently changed the height data for Uchihaji, "People in our family are generally between 1.7 meters and 1.8 meters."

Uchihaji: ...

Thinking about his own height of 1.8 meters, and then looking at Tajima's height, he widened his eyes in shock, realizing this problem for the first time.

Could it be that I still can't grow less than 1.8 meters? !

Thinking of this, Uchihaji recalled Izumi Qingyun's height again, not much taller, exactly 1.7 meters five...

People in this world seem to generally have this height data?no!I must grow to 1.8 meters!

Pursing his lower lip, Uchihaji shook his head, "That's because you don't take in enough nutrients and are not healthy enough, so you don't grow taller."

After finishing speaking, he added seriously, "I eat crab steak rice is nutritious enough!"

Finding that Osamu Uchiha was determined to eat crab steak rice, Nakahara had no choice but to accept the job of the chef tonight and made delicious crab steak rice for the family of four.

Uchihaji ate to his heart's content. After eating, he lay down on Nakahara Chuya's lap to rest, and forcibly pulled the other's hand to rub his stomach.

He was a little stuffed.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

All right, for the sake of cats being coquettish, just rub your stomach if you rub it :)

After eating, Madara went to read a book, Tajima also went back to work, but Quanna stayed.

After earnestly writing the thousand-word review, Quanna looked up and found that her uncle was completely in Nakahara Chuya's arms, leaning lazily, muttering about tomorrow's recipe, trying to let him continue to be in charge .

Quan Nai waited and waited, and finally found a better opportunity, and inserted the topic: "How long does Uncle plan to stay this time?"

Reaching out to read Quanna's review, Uchihaji passed some information to Quanna, motioned him to write a report after reading it, and said, "Up to three days, I told my brother, I When I leave this time, I will take you with me, and you will live and work with me."

Quanna: "Huh?"

"Ah what?" Uchiha governance said naturally, "Most noble children come out to socialize at the age of four or five, and it's time for you to start socializing with nobles."

Quanna: ...

ha?I want to chat and play with little Luo Ding who are four or five years old? !

"By the way, Nagumo will have a ninja friendly match with Hinomokuni in half a year. You need to follow my subordinates to arrange this matter." Uchihaji tilted his head, "There is no need to fight, Madara will play."

At that time, the reincarnation of Asura from the Qianshou family should come out, right?

Is this the epic meeting of Indra and Asura?There should be good fun for myself to watch, and then I have to watch it well :)

Uchihaji thought so, and pushed back the time to get Hei Ze in his heart. Hei Ze still has a lot of value in him, so he can squeeze it out first~

Hearing these words, Quan Nai looked forward to it, but also worried.

Will Brother Ban meet that damn Qianshou in a friendly match?That would be bad!

Will Qianshou's second child also make an appearance?It's a pity that I can't fight, I still want to give the other party a good meal!

"Why can't I fight?" Quanna asked.

"You can't take the first place in the competition, what are you doing to participate? It's better to accumulate some work experience." Uchihaji sneered.

Quan Nai blinked, "I can learn theoretical knowledge first."

Uchihaji tilted his head, "But I don't think there's enough time. Do you want to learn theoretical knowledge for five years? I plan to get everything done before I'm 15."

Quanna:? ! !

Get everything done before 15?Is it to conquer the mainland before the age of 15? !

"Ninjas can make you strong, but they can't make you learn the imperial mind."

"How will you improve the national economy? Do you know how to improve the treatment and reputation of ninjas? Will you balance the relationship between ninjas and civil servants in the officialdom? When you see the country of the sun expanding abroad, you know how to make money for your country. Benefits and leave favors?"

Uchihaji didn't stop asking at all, and spit out questions one by one from his mouth, hitting Quanna's body like a machine gun, making his face pale a little bit.

"Do you dare to pat your chest and tell me that your experience in the past 30 years can allow you to solve these problems perfectly? Can you do better than me?"

Quanna took a deep breath, but couldn't refute Uchihaji's words, and could only muffle, "I used to be a ninja..."

"Yeah, you're a ninja, but now you're not just a ninja." Uchihaji said softly, slowing down his voice.

"You are my heir and the one who will support all of this in the future. You should be a politician first, and a ninja second."

Uchihaji knew very well that Quanna's key point was Madara, so he decisively chose to use Madara to give the opponent a powerful potion.

"Uchiha will fight with Senju in the political arena in the future. I heard that Senju's second child is a political genius? At that time, the Uchiha family will only have Madara to deal with it. Are you sure Uchiha will not be cheated?"

Very well, this point really hit Quan Nai's vitals. He held his chest, remembering Brother Ban's previous life of betraying relatives, and finally returning to smash Muye Village in anger, and his reason was washed away by strong emotions for a while.

At this time, Uchihaji took the time to ask, "Do you want to learn?"

"Learn!" Quan Na subconsciously replied loudly, and then realized, she got stuck, and looked at Uchihaji in shock.

Holding up the tea, Uchihaji sniffed the fragrance of the tea, the original aggression has long since disappeared, and the original calmness has been restored.

He shook his head, and said leisurely: "Your kung fu is not good enough, you fell for it so easily~"

Quanna:! ! !

Damn, he used Brother Ban to plot against me!

The point is - I've been tricked again!Very angry! ! !